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Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by decub: 11:28am On Aug 01, 2025
I have this complete PC of 500GB HDD / 4GB RAM to sell. Shoot me your offer let's deal.

WhatsApp: 07066074529

Autos › Re: Tesla Autonomous Car Drove Itself To Its New Owner's Home In Texas (Video) by decub: 7:58pm On Jun 28, 2025
HEAVEN4444:
Very dangerous. Car could have run over a child. This is too much technology
The likelihood of that car running over a child, and by extension any other object is by far less than when it's human driven.

Imagine eagle eyed sensors and super responsive machines that work with precision.

If all cars are autodiven, accidents would reduce by over 80%.
Romance › Re: What Happens When You Die Inside Kirikiri Prison Will Break Your Heart by decub: 6:19pm On Jun 27, 2025
Puss360:
Hmmmm... It is well oo...
But as a citizen we should try to avoid anything that will land us in prison
Some are in prison for offence they didn't commit.

We pray not to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Health › Re: TCN Staff Dies During Sex Romp With A Lady In Abuja (photos) by decub: 8:21am On Jun 24, 2025
Aonkuuse:
Source: https://trendibase.com/man-louis-nwachukwu-des-during-sxual-activity-with-a-lady-helen-raymond/
That looks like action bitters. I don't think it's a sex enhancement drug.
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Mike Ejeagha Buried 24 Hours After Demise: Son Explains Why by decub:
RIP Pa Mike.

I sincerely think this should be the way to go. Once a person is pronounced dead by a certified medical practitioner, there's no point keeping the corpse.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk Calls For Trump's Impeachment by decub: 11:05am On Jun 06, 2025
bignero:
musk is a stewpid person....your the richest man in the world...thats not enough, you dabbled into a dirty game called politics....all because money isnt enough,
Cos Power is more powerful than money
Politics › Re: FG Warns Car Dealer Over Viral Video Mocking Civil Servants by decub: 9:31am On Jun 03, 2025
Free ad for Sarkin Moto. The guy popularity don increase.
Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job by decub: 10:34am On May 12, 2025
adeoba5:
Walk up to major phone store ,you will see a HMD sales representative,talk with the person ,the sales representative will direct you.
Thanks for your response.

I eventually did and funny enough, it was a very small issue; power flex.
Technology Market › Re: Android TV Box For Sale Sold) by decub: 9:27am On Apr 20, 2025
jaybeesneh:
TV box for Sale at 25k firm.

Bought new from Jumia six months ago, but barely used more than thrice.

4gb/128gb

Receipt and pack available.

Location: Igando, Alimosho.

0802 112 9061
SA?
Health › Re: Please Nlders, What Kind Of Skin Disease Is This? It Happens To My 4 Years Boy by decub: 4:32pm On Dec 15, 2024
Saao:
Please nlders, what kind of skin disease is this? It happens to my 4 years boy. What can be done about it?
Most times, those anti fungal and anti viral creams like Tidyneal heal this kinda skin infections.

However, if you have tried creams without success, you might need to identify the kind of infection first and the best way is dermatological test, talking to people who may have experienced such in the past.

Avoid the normal antibiotics prescription until you understand the kinda infection. I have once spent over 35k on antibiotics on scabies that 2k cream eventually cured. In fact, I had to disagree with the pharmacist when he further recommended additional antibiotics worth 15k
Phones › Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by decub: 4:18pm On Dec 15, 2024
chukwugoziegi:
Go to any Raya outlet. They repair Nokia phones and Samsung there
Thanks for the response.

I was able to fix it at a regular phone shop. Fault was power flex.
Travel › Re: Burkina Faso: The Journey Of No Return by decub: 10:32am On Nov 24, 2024
sonofanarchy:
Continuation....

This girls heading across the border should be 16, 17 at most 18 I saw them wearing hijab. So I asked one of them, where are they heading to, she said with a thick Igbo accent, "Mali" I said okay, so I asked what are you going there for? She replied "supermarket job" I was perplexed at such offer to travel all the way from Nigeria, when there's so many good paying sales attendant jobs in pH or Abuja. And she followed up with an assurance to convince me she's on the right track, "the job, they will pay in dollars and my cousin already paid for my transportation, when I work, he will deduct from my salary" seems this one has been brainwashed. Make I face my own problem .


At this point, the red flags was all over, I said to myself, dude, we're being trafficked by different syndicates. I've made this journey so far, I have to finish and see what the end will be.

Exactly 4:45pm Usman our driver drove into the park, he has finished with the documentation and license plate issue.
He said with his broken English, "money finish, take bike and... Immediately I cut in, Usman I'm not taking any bike, enough of all this hide and seek, I have a passport, if you can not drive me along, give me my balance I will take a bus to my destination. I didn't care if he understood or not but he understands I was angry and wasn't taking any bike. So he replied " take bike you dodge police but if you say you enter, you keep money for bribe, 2,000 CFA. I said no problem I will pay just start moving, I was already exhausted, remember it's my 4th day on the road no good sleep.

The other guy also joined me, but the lady didn't have money to pay so she took bike that will cut across police check point.

I want to briefly say, Nigerian police is the best compare to this francophone countries police. From Benin to Togo to Burkina Faso, their police are 100x corrupt and fanstatical bribe takers. So shameless. How can you ask an ECOWAS passport holder to pay 1,000 CFA just like that. Every checkpoint the driver had to pay.

After driving for almost 2hrs, it was getting dark, we had to stop and get something to eat, I bought yam and bottle water to keep me hydrated and energetic. We continued our journey until we arrived at the capital of Burkina Faso, ougadogu.

I have never been more disappointed than I was when I reached the capital, I was confused. The capital is nothing to write home about. Even the worst state in North, Beat a whole country capital 10x.

Now this is the interesting part, the driver was supposed to deliver me, yes I used the word delivery because, I was a package to be delivered. So I was supposed to be delivered to my benefactor at Bobo doulasou not ougadogu but Usman said, he's not going to Bobo doulasou because he needs to deliver the car to the owner.

He said he will book a bus to take us to Bobo doulasou but not that night because it was late. that we should sleep at the park. I was not sure if what I just heard. I burst again, sleep where, oya give me the money, so I can book and get to my destination, because I was already tired. He said, "bus don't move at that time because Boko haram disturb there and if I don't relax, I will risk my life. Immediately I heard that, I just humble.

Now Usman is having a little stand off with the girl (onome) he said thee person that said he should carry her from Cotonou is owing 12,000 CFA and should balance up or he will seize her bags. I watched them exchange words back and forth. All I wanted was to sleep. I enquired about an hotel around, a taxi driver was called to take I and the other guy to any hotel to sleep for the night. The driver took us to a brothel, we were angry, the language barrier didn't allow us to express more, we said no olosho, just hotel to sleep. He nodded like he understood, the werey carry us turn the whole ougadogu until it clocked 1am we told him to take us to the park.

While we're looking for hotel to sleep,my benefactor was already buzzing my phone, trying to know where I was and was angry at Usman for not delivering me on time. I bet she couldn't wait to get hold of my money.
I dey copy all these to my guy weh want Japan anyhow.

We are still looking for a cousin for over 8 years now all in the name of Japa through bush.
Phones › Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by decub: 3:46am On Nov 24, 2024
chukwugoziegi:
Mr B, hi.

So, I finally located a Nokia Repair shop today and guess how much they told me my phone's panel is? 186k

186k for X20, 8/128's panel. E no go beta for Nokia.

I still dey laugh o.
Is their office in Lagos please, if yes, kindly share their address.

Thanks.
Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job by decub: 3:31am On Nov 24, 2024
adeoba5:
Same issue am facing,I work with HMD ( Nokia) as sale promoter .it's target job ,with the name change people don't believe it Nokia after many attempts to tell them it's the same old Nokia.The problem am having is ,this current month they stop accepting former old Nokia phone as our sales unless we sell HMD and customers do come in with budget not matching the prices of HMD,after much persuading they won't buy HMD.This month like this I never sale one HMD device and the pressure is much from my boss and headquarter.Am just depressed,tired.
Hello bro,

I have this Nokia 5.3 that has been acting up lately.

It has refused to completely boot up. Like it tried to boot and after displaying the ANDROID ONE page, it restarts again.

Do you have any Nokia/HMD centre in Lagos or any suggestion on how to fix it.

Battery seems fine as it hasn't shown any sign of battery failure.

Thanks.
Food › Re: Is This Electric Cooker Really Prepaid Meter Friendly? by decub: 6:08pm On Nov 08, 2024
Lukgaf:
I read online that this infrared cooker uses less energy on prepaid meters. Could anyone who has experience with it kindly share a review?

Thanks 😔
I would say yes because I own something close.

By default, it takes 1600W and heats faster than the gas powered infra red cooker which I own as well.

It is adjustable to 400W, maybe less but I've not gone below 400W.

Cooking at 1200W will give you a fair heating and because I'm not on Band A, from my observation and analysis of consumption vis-a-viz gas, it is cheaper.
Pets › Re: Police Arrest Owner As Dogs Reportedly Attack Security Guard To Death In Lagos by decub: 8:28am On Nov 06, 2024
StPete:
I am ashamed for all the nitwits blaming the dogs

If you have ever had any dog, you will understand that dogs don’t attack outside their territories

You will also understand the body language of those dogs that they are curious and sniffing

If a dog mauls anyone, there would be scattered pieces of flesh and blood all over

A dog who kills will continue to drag the flesh of the victim and not sniff

Even the tail position shows it’s in a friendly state
While I agree to most of your points, lemme disagree with your first point.

A dog might not attack outside its territory but a pack of dogs do, more so, those breeds can launch an attack even when they are not threatened. I have experienced it with Pitbull and Rot a couple of times.

Not all dogs you see on the road are tamed/trained.
Education › Re: Monday Okpebholo's Interview With BBC That Got Aisha Yesufu Laughing (Video) by decub: 5:55pm On Sep 06, 2024
Emir01:
Fu*k speaking fluently. Speak any language and govern well. Nothing wrong with the Video. The same propaganda you did against Tinubu, saying Tinubu can't speak and million of imbeciles believe. Park well.
It's not about the grammar here.

It's about common knowledge that you do not just need transformers, cables and poles to generate 24hrs electricity.
Romance › Re: Can A Woman Do This Without Any Feelings Attached by decub: 2:16pm On Aug 27, 2024
Kaczynski:
A girl I used to work with invited me to go out with her to a restaurant and all bills on her, I don't think she is into me, is this normal for women to do?
She just wanted to hang out with you, no big deal.

I can tell you, if she is into you, she will tell you she has feelings for you.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Enugu College, Kidnap 5 Students by decub: 7:33am On Aug 19, 2024
This is getting out of hand.

There's hardly a day you woke up without some sort of kidnapping news 😭
Education › Re: Goat Now Eat Cartoons To Survive In The Country by decub: 11:23am On Aug 18, 2024
matrix199:
That shouldn't surprise anyone. Cartons are made from pulps. Pulps are made from woods. Woods are obtained from trees. Trees are plants.

And yes, goats are general eater of anything made of plant.
I notice goats eat anything in Lagos.

My granddad's goats back in the days do not eat just any leave/grass.

If we go and fetch some grasses that are not on their menu list, they will sure bleat until you are forced to go back to the bush and get their food.
Politics › Re: Chinese Firm Moves To Seize Nigerian Assets In US, UK, Canada, 5 Other Countries by decub: 1:02pm On Aug 16, 2024
Seefinish:
Nigeria should also go against China investments in Nigeria
Things don't work that way bro.

There was a breach somewhere and a court order was obtained to enforce whatever action they are taking.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Broadcast Speech Shocked Me – Dele Momodu by decub:
Salewa97:
Dele Momodu needs to chill. Tinubu knows what he’s doing; he’s not a novice in governance. The man has a plan, and sometimes tough love is necessary for real change. Let’s give him time to implement his strategies. After all, Rome wasn’t built in a day!
Governments set short term goals (to cushion the effect of any harsh policy), mid term goals which eventually ushers long term benefits.

If you've been following this government, you would realize that all the points the president reeled have been said by either Mr Ngelale and/or other ministers/spokesperson of the president well over 8 months ago. Meanwhile, the cost of living keeps increasing for the common man.

The numbers are not looking good you know.
Sports › Re: 2024 Olympics: Photos Of The USA Table Tennis Team That Beat China by decub: 3:13pm On Aug 03, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
This is The gold winning USA table tennis team that beat China at the 2024 Paris Olympics. grin
At a point, I thought I was looking at a Chinese team.
Crime › Re: I Spent 24Yrs In Prison For Following Friend To Police Station - Lukman Adeyemi by decub: 11:26am On Jun 26, 2024
TV/Movies › Re: My Experience Using A Smart TV by decub: 8:00am On Jun 24, 2024
pocohantas:
Use smart TV they say,
Only mumu dey use DSTV.
Depends on what she watched.

YouTube has some settings which saves you a lot of data.

The quality of 480P is just fine for almost everyone.

Adjusting this setting to Auto or 1080P will just drain your data unnecessarily.

Netflix, DSFTV stream, Showmax and most other movie apps have this feature too.

An 80GB monthly sub on MTN serves me for both work and TV.
Travel › Re: Highlander SUV On Fire On 3rd Mainland Bridge, Lagos (Photos) by decub: 11:27am On Jun 16, 2024
Mercylike:
angry

What could have happened?
Dunno about this but you see some of those rewires as they are called, fear them.
Food › Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by decub: 2:32pm On Jun 13, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
You went out with your friend to the bar, you ordered for drinks, but before they brought the drinks, you went out to make a call. When you came back, your friend has already opened it for you and even poured it in the glass.

You asked him why he did that, he said the waiter wanted to use the opener for another customer so he said let him kuku open it for you.

You move the drink one side and order for another drink. Why you guys finished drinking, you paid for the drink he opened which you didn't drink along with the ones you drank.

When you get home you receive a WhatsApp from this supposed friend asking you what you see him as, that are you trying to say he was trying to poison you? You try to reply him but he has already blocked you on Whatsapp. You try to call him but it's showing busy meaning he has blocked your number as well.

Did I do something wrong. Why would you open a drink and pour it out for someone when he didn't ask you to do so?
You didn't do bad.

No one opens drink for another.

If I go out drinking with you and half way into your bottle, there's need for you to excuse yourself for a call/urinate, you must take your drink alongside.
Food › Re: Snake Caught And Killed At The Fish Pond by decub: 10:56am On Jun 08, 2024
Silentgroper:
that's a Python ..

No venom..
Oh.

The fear of puff adder makes me classify all big bodied snakes as one.

Thanks for the correction.
Food › Re: Snake Caught And Killed At The Fish Pond by decub: 10:45am On Jun 08, 2024
Oracleee:
There is a difference between venomous and poisonous. You can drink snake venom and zilch will happen. But try it with a poisonous snake and you're a gonner.


Antivenoms are mostly made from venoms, until of recent when science advanced and you don't even need venoms again to make antivenoms.
Thanks for the info.

Will definitely look up how antivenoms are made without venoms.
Food › Re: Snake Caught And Killed At The Fish Pond by decub: 5:37pm On Jun 07, 2024
BabaHenry:
Got to the pond very early this fateful day and behold!!!
A big meat is waiting
Caught by the net used in protection the fishes from predators...




grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy


Mod!!!

Do the needful
How do you guys skin this thing to ensure the venom is eliminated?

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