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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by dedonchi: 2:43pm On Jan 21
After my 100level engineering in Uniben, prospective 200l students stay behind in school during the supposed holiday for what the school calls UBIT (university of Benin industrial training). It was during this Ubit one evening after lectures I went with my friends to hall 2. Hall 2 is a girl's hostel but because the school was on holiday, it was used for guys while hall 1 was for girls. So, that evening say about 7 or 8pm in one of the rooms in hall 2, a guy came to the door and said, "I dey look for Stephen, where Stephen, I dey look for Stephen". Mind you we were about 5 guys in the room, no courtesy or anything so no one responded to him. I decided to respond by saying "Stephen don die" the guy ignored me and continued asking his question, every one ignored him except me repeating, "I say Stephen don die". He then faced me, "guy Wetin dey worry you, you dey craze?" I responded "na you dey craze, you no dey hear wetin I dey talk?" He was shocked that I could reply him so boldly with so much authority... So he asked, "who you be? I no know you. Na me be frank black. Black means , I be 500l civil engineering student... Go ask of me... So who you be?" I responded by saying "Bleep you guy, forget all those rubbish.. see make I tell you, that thing when U put your mind na em I go take treat you and handle you.. I went on to tell him my name and I be 200l civil engineering student". The guy left angrily and said I go hear from am... After the whole saga, I thought of everything and decided to leave for my house immediately. Apparently I left but on my way I remembered I left something in the room so I had to return back to the room to go and collect it. On reaching the room back I saw Stephen... Immediately I entered, they told him, see the guy... Stephen looked at me and said "guy, as I see you I just weak... As Frank tell me Wetin happen na so I don dey run since dey come say once I see the guy, na slaps I go just dey pour for him face and we go end up for fight but as I just see you now, I tire... Bros, please you are in trouble ohhhh.... I don beg Frank tire, he tell me say he don hear but I know Frank.... I still dey ile-ife when I don dey hear about frank... Bros I have been rusticated from university 4 times... I dey try to put my head down here make I fit graduate... Please if you know anyone, go and look for how to beg Frank.. e go hard ohh butttt. Frank has gotten all the details he needs about you... He told me full name, my level, everything about me but what they got wrong was where I lived. They said I lived in Ekosodin but I lived inside the school campus in SSQ. That was a part of my saving grace. He said there is a guy in my department that I should look for him, his name is temple... His eyes are always red and he is always high..." Truly as he said I looked for the guy and I saw him and he was as he was described. Furthermore, I started to be very careful in school, I don't walk again I only enter cab, I promised myself that I will not step my foot out of school until I settle the matter... Now I had 2 options, 1. To call an eye no's 1 man who was a very close person to me to come and intervene for me or to go and beg Frank.. the issues in both cases were 1. If I call the eye man and he intervenes for me, which mouth will I be able to use to tell him that I will not join his cult when he asked me to join? If I want to beg Frank, who will I approach you beg Frank that he will listen to? I put it in prayer and decided to seek help... I went to his class and met some of his classmates.... I also got the same answer.... The answer was always, which frank? There are 2 Frank's in the class, what is his surname? The truth is, they all knew who I was talking about but they didn't want to involve in his matter.. in the end I met one guy in his class... His name was Obanor.. he is a tall lanky guy and the arrow of the class... He can look for anyone's trouble and go free.. they all know him to be like that... When I met him he actually couldn't differentiate which frank it was but I saw the willingness to assist in him.. so, while we were still deliberating on it, engineering speaker one Alluya was passing by and Obanor called him and asked him if he saw Frank... Alluya asked which frank? Frank black or ?? Immediately Obanor called him and asked him to come and that was where the journey to freedom came... Everything was narrated to Alluya and Alluya said ahhhh.. "frank?" There is no time to waste... We must go and see Frank now.... Like now now... The next minute may be too late.. so he called Frank and asked him where he was and that he was coming to see him over a very important issue.. and Frank responded anything for my Oga... Apparently they were in the same cult but Alluya was very well respected... Finally, we went to meet him at main gate... There is a joint opposite the school main gate where cultist always hang out... When we got there, Alluya asked Frank if he knew me, Frank said oh yes called my name and all but he initially pretended not to know me.... So Alluya asked him if he knew why he was here, Frank asked if it was because of me?.. So Alluya entered by begging Frank and telling him that I am his nephew and my mum who happens to be his mother's younger sister brought me to him(Alluya) and placed my hands on his hands handing me over to him... That should frank proceed to harm me or do anything to me, he has done it directly to him... He pleaded with Frank and told Frank he was willing to kneel down on my matter to show how serious it was.. frank responded by saying, "chaiii this man.. (me) you went too far ohhh.. but when my Oga has spoken, who am I? He cautioned me to always be very careful and he asked me if I remember someone that was killed under a mango tree some weeks ago... I said yes, he asked me do u know his offence, I said no he said 2 cultists were having an issue the guy came out of his room to tell them that they were disturbing him and that he was reading for his exams.. the next day he was killed not to talk of my own... Anyway, he accepted the plead and assured me that I should be a good boy and face my books but that I should buy them 4 cartons of beer.... I had only #200 on me which could but maybe one bottle but last last they allowed me go sha...
The next day, I had a practical in Uniben other campus so I had to go but still scared, I entered only the school bus that loaded from inside the school.. on coming back, the bus said everyone must come down in front of the school gate before they entered.... I resisted that I must be taken inside but they refused.... I looked outside and checked very well to be sure everywhere was clear before I came down... Shockingly as I stepped my feet down from the bus I heard my name from my back lo and behold it was frank. He called me and greeted me and asked how my practical went? He also said, if like say yesterday never happen, I don catch you be this... He wished me well and we parted... That was where my mind calmed down and I was sure I was free.... Till I left school, I no ever look for anyone trouble again....

Pls incase Alluya dey here, I go like meet brosss again ohhh...

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by dedonchi: 2:08pm On Jan 21
After my 100level engineering in Uniben, prospective 200l students stay behind in school during the supposed holiday for what the school calls UBIT (university of Benin industrial training). It was during this Ubit one evening after lectures I went with my friends to hall 2. Hall 2 is a girl's hostel but because the school was on holiday, it was used for guys while hall 1 was for girls. So, that evening say about 7 or 8pm in one of the rooms in hall 2, a guy came to the door and said, "I dey look for Stephen, where Stephen, I dey look for Stephen". Mind you we were about 5 guys in the room, no courtesy or anything so no one responded to him. I decided to respond by saying "Stephen don die" the guy ignored me and continued asking his question, every one ignored him except me repeating, "I say Stephen don die". He then faced me, "guy Wetin dey worry you, you dey craze?" I responded "na you dey craze, you no dey hear wetin I dey talk?" He was shocked that I could reply him so boldly with so much authority... So he asked, who you be? I no know you"

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Politics / The Most Interesting Implication Of The Boards, MDA, And All Dissolution by dedonchi: 11:38pm On Jun 19, 2023
The dissolution of all boards, MDAs and parastatals appointments made after February 25th by the former president has a very huge and enormous implication on the yearnings and expectation of Nigerians from President Tinubu. I hereby announce to you all Nigerians that the dissolution simply means that the management and board of the monstrous NNPCL, Mr. Mele Kyari and his closest accomplice, AJila are gone into thin air. They both retired themselves from NNPC paid themselves gratuities and restarted a new government in the same NNPC which they named NNPCL where they are the chairman and Vice of the board just before the expiration of the old government... Thinking they were securing a 5year tenure, they were shooting themselves in the legs .. Please Mr. President as you have gladdened our hearts, sweeten it the more by letting the probe begin in earnest immediately. God bless Nigeria...
Business / Re: Tribapay Is Consistently The Best Dollar Card With Great Customer Care, by dedonchi: 3:20pm On Apr 06, 2023
What is their conversation dollar to naira rate?

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Celebrities / Re: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by dedonchi: 12:17pm On Jan 11, 2023
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Sweetplum:


I know all of them. I m a fan of the oldies.

*Dolph Lundgren. Famous for Universal Soldiers. Alongside Jean Claude van Damme
* Jean Claude van Damme. Famous for Cyborg
* Arnold Schwarzenegger. Famous for Terminator.
* Sylvester Stallone. Famous for Rambo

Arnold Schwarzenegger was actually famous for "COMMANDO" not really terminator, Conan the Bavarian or total recall.

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Business / What Is The Best And Cheapest Way To Pay For Goods In USD Or RMB Please by dedonchi: 2:20pm On Oct 18, 2022
I made some orders and a friend helped me make the payments. Now I want to return the money back to my friend but the exchange rates are killing me. What is the best and cheapest way I can pay up to 10k dollars to china and USA please? Is it a card? Which card? Is there an agent? What's his rate? Which way can I go about this please. Rate is of utmost importance here please. Thank you for your advise
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For July 26 2021 In Nigeria by dedonchi: 11:47pm On Jul 26, 2021
Ok
Politics / Re: IGP Decorates 24 AIGs With New Ranks (Pictures) by dedonchi: 9:55pm On Jul 26, 2021
Nice one. I hope they will discharge their duties
Politics / Re: Tinubu: A Presidential Disaster Waiting To Happen? - By Farooq A. Kperogi by dedonchi: 10:06am On Apr 10, 2021
Ohhh!!! How I wish you guys can see into the future. Tinubu has not goofed, he has just prophesied what is to happen. "Your excellency, Dolapo Osibanjo, Wife of the president". Osibanjo is our next Mr.P.

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Autos / Re: 2004 Corolla Sport Nija Used Clean 1.280m by dedonchi: 2:08am On Feb 23, 2019
Location
Autos / Re: Sold by dedonchi: 2:05am On Feb 23, 2019
#1M
Autos / Re: Sold!! Sold!6months Used 015 Toyota Corolla Available For Sale 3.8m Asking Price by dedonchi: 2:03am On Feb 23, 2019
#2.5M
Family / Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by dedonchi: 2:59am On Jun 13, 2018
Well, there is nothing in this world that cannot be forgiven. Jesus said, if you have no sin, cast a stone in her and everyone dropped his stones and went away. My brother, put yourself in her shoes, If you were the one in the act, what would you do? Please check for her sincerity in the begging. If it is genuine, forgive her and continue your life. Think about these words. God bless you
Autos / Re: Sharp Land Cruiser Prado Vx 2007 For Sale by dedonchi: 11:20pm On Nov 08, 2017
If you can't drop a price here then you are a ......... I am a serious buyer but I need to know the price first
Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! Registered 2010 Toyota Prado TXL @ N6m only by dedonchi: 11:09pm On Nov 08, 2017
Price pls
Autos / Re: Toyota Highlander 2011, Very Clean And Cheap by dedonchi: 1:12am On Oct 31, 2017
Price pls
Autos / Re: 02 Corolla Used For Sale@680k by dedonchi: 2:14pm On Sep 11, 2017
Location pls
Autos / Re: 2005 Toyota 4runner 3rows Registered For Sale Super Clean And Fresh by dedonchi: 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2017
What's your best price pls If good for me, will pick it up asap
Autos / Re: Distress Sale!!! 2009 Highlander For 3.2m ONLY!!! by dedonchi: 2:13pm On Sep 10, 2017
Can it go for #2.5? If yes pls contact me on 08077923732. Thank u
Autos / Re: 2009 SOLD SOLD SOLhighlander 3 seated SOLD SOLDbuy and drive in Ibadan 3.8m by dedonchi: 3:29pm On Jul 11, 2017
Price pls
Autos / Re: Neat Used Lexus Es350 For Sale. PRICE REDUCED. by dedonchi: 1:18am On Jul 08, 2017
What is the mileage please and what is the best price?
Autos / Re: Distress Cars Aucton By Bank For Hot Sale!!!!! by dedonchi: 4:40pm On Jul 06, 2017
What's the price of the i35 pls? 08032866905
Sports / Re: Live April 26 2017. Anthony Joshua Vs Klitchsco by dedonchi: 11:56am On Dec 11, 2016
I think it's Vladimir. He's the one that wants to get his belt back and that was what Joshua said be he said the belt will go to the best fighter of the night.
Sports / Re: Live April 26 2017. Anthony Joshua Vs Klitchsco by dedonchi: 1:54am On Dec 11, 2016
Here is the live pic I took of the stage

Sports / Live April 26 2017. Anthony Joshua Vs Klitchsco by dedonchi: 1:39am On Dec 11, 2016
After an easy cruise and knocking out Eric Molina in the 3rd Round of his 18th fight, 18 knockout and 18 win, the organisers there and then on the ring called up a spectator to the ring who happens to be klitchsco and there and then announced the match between Anthony Joshua and klitchsco right on the spot and also announced the date and asked them for their approval which they both accepted.
Meanwhile, congratulations to Anthony Joshua.
Crime / Re: Why Military Can’t Swap Boko Haram Fighters For Chibokgirls Now – Defence Chief by dedonchi: 9:33am On Aug 16, 2016
A full general not a lieutenant general
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by dedonchi: 9:42pm On Jul 02, 2016
If we go by the trend in this euro 2016, Germany will be as good as to be out. A point of order in this house, every team that scores first since the quarter final has lost their game... Will that trend follow suit here?
Sports / Portugal 5 : Poland 3 > Penalty Shootout by dedonchi: 10:50pm On Jun 30, 2016
Portugal has been an amazing side in this euro 2016. They march on to the semifinal without a win. They have not won any match per-se but they are in the semis. Cudos to them

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Sports / Nigeria Is Not The Worst In Football. by dedonchi: 4:04am On Jun 13, 2016
8 times Copa America champions and 5 times World champions, Almighty Brasil has just been sent packing out of the Copa America in the group stage by little known Peru. This is an indication that there are no underdogs in the round leather game. This is a little salvage for our Super eagles. God bless Nigeria. Super eagles will bounce back soon.
Jokes Etc / PHOTO: Amazingly Mysterious Made In Nigeria by dedonchi: 11:40am On Apr 30, 2016
This is a mystery because the Opposite is the case in this situation. The pole is suppose to hold the wires but in this case the wires are holding the pole. Another MADE IN NIGERIAN.

Politics / Re: Projects Commissioned By Governor Ayodele Fayose Today (photos) by dedonchi: 9:58pm On Apr 29, 2016
This is the most nonsense project I have seen in recent times.
1. Dual carriage way without parking lane
2. Buildings over folded with Chinese sub standard and cheap furniture
3. Wasting money celebrating mediocrity.
4. Roads without walk ways in 2016
5. Roads without streetlights in 2016
6. Roads without decorations.
What kind of projects are these?
Please Nigerian governors let your projects speak for themselves and you. Do not hype them let them hype you.
These are no laudible projects anyway.

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