₦airaland Forum

Today,I was sitting in the church.my friend invited me for a thanksgiving and when it was time for offering,the offering basket was passed around.

Despite the pastor's charge for good offering,I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out 50naira from my pocket and dropped it.Just then,the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a 1000naira note.

I smiled,how generous,then majestically i looked around and put the 1000naira in the basket and passed it on,then i turned and thanked the man seriously for been so generous.

He replied "don't mention,it fell from your pocket"

what!!!..........Usher please wait,wrong transaction.

This is quite funny.

eleko1:
how can we help U?Just Marry her,simple.if una kill the unborn child/mother,May peace of mind/good thing elude the rapist/minor molester.they sent U to go and impact knowledge/serve Ur country,the he-goat rather serve punny.Only God know how many girls he played rough with.SAY NO TO ABORTION

oga,it's not a case of rape or molestation.

According to him,the deed was done with mutual agreement.

spyg1:
Rubbish! U know the solution why bother people. Either you integrate(which is the main aim of NYSC) or you kill.

he doesn't have the mind of commiting an abortion

A corper friend of mine and colleague has impregnanted an ss1 student @ his PPA.

The girl is just a month pregnant now and my guy is confused.

Please help advise him before others know about it.

Thanks in anticipation.

ammyluv2002:
So cute!

exactly.

None like mum.

It's the month of march.

The month when mothers' day is been celebrated.

Let's share our caring mums' pictures here to wish our caring mothers a happy mothers' day in advance

Is she a true mother


Here is a true mother

Click like to shout...

GEJ TILL 2019...





Please I need a job.

If you believe that irunobo is a guy,click like.

I have observed keenly for the past few months that the former minister of the FCT. Mallam Nasir El Rufai has been away from the media eyes.

It's very unlike the APC gubernitorial candidate in Kaduna state to not make the news headlines at least once in a weak.

Perhaps,he has been cautioned to mind the way he rants,or is it that he has realised that he needs to be focused on his ambition to rule the state of kano?

I need to hear the latest about him.Is he stil in Nigeria?Hale and hearty?or is there a new development with him which we do not know about?

Please,I need your response.

ZionJay:
You see your life? GEJ did not provide you a job still you have the strength to type Gej till 2019,I guess you want the want the status quo to remain till 2019? Not to bee wicked sha,forward ur cv to me and i will do somethig about it.
GMB all the way

Thanks sir...i hv forwarded the CV.

K

Clerverly:
Yeye Man!

just like your yeye father.

Ecclesiastes 10:19...

Money answereth all things...


Click like if you agree.

Ok

Don't you have a phone



Ask google jor.

Na wa o...na okro soup dey make frontpage this innocent sunday morning...


This is wat my Ibadan peeps like to eat @ events

I missed it once again.

ZionJay:
You see your life? GEJ did not provide you a job still you have the strength to type Gej till 2019,I guess you want the want the status quo to remain till 2019? Not to bee wicked sha,forward ur cv to me and i will do somethig about it.
GMB all the way

thanks a lot sir.

I'v sent you a mail.

Good day my fellow nairalanders...

I urgently need a job in any part of NIGERIA.





Meanwhile,

GEJ till 2019.

PDP is working...

JONATHAN,using GLO to make millionaires in NIGERIA...





GEJ till further notice.

Kkk

GEJ...a man of peace...


Always carrying about the gospel of peace...





GEJ till 2019.

Good day my honourable investment experts...i'm a jobless graduate who just made the sum of 20,000naira.

I want to invest this money but i'm void of ideas.

Please help with your professional advice.

Thanks in advance.

Who do we now blame for this




I blame Buhari and his Cohorts...









God is with her.

Kk

Nairalandd don start again 4 dis new yr

Kj