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BusinessRaw Cow Butter Needed by dedons(op): 9:11am On Apr 21, 2022
Raw cow butter is needed in large quantity. Any lead would be much appreciated.

Please quote me if you have, especially our northern livestock farmers who are into cow milk production.

Thank you.
AgricultureRaw Cow Butter Needed by dedons(op): 10:50am On Apr 18, 2022
I'm in need of Raw cow butter in very large quantity. It will be a regular buy if price is good enough.

Please quote me if available especially for those in the northern part of Nigeria and any other part of the country.

I await your response.

Thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Registration Portal Opened For 2022 Presidential Youth Empowerment Scheme by dedons: 5:18am On Apr 05, 2022
OK o
RomanceRe: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by dedons: 9:19am On Mar 22, 2022
PatAnselm:
God never answer her be that
I tire my brother.
RomanceRe: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by dedons: 8:33am On Mar 21, 2022
I will pray about it.

Aunty still dey pray about it for the past 5years o.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Take On The Applicant That Was Rejected For Being Short by dedons: 1:39pm On Mar 20, 2022
Make she rest na. She will surely get a more suitable job soon.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Take On The Applicant That Was Rejected For Being Short by dedons: 1:24pm On Mar 20, 2022
Ok
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Walk-in Interview by dedons: 12:29pm On Mar 17, 2022
Daddyboy21:
Na marketing job full u-connect. Especially that idiot for alausa were dey talk anyhow. Just say marketers needed. Who 1 come go come
Exactly what I complained on another of this same thread. I forwarded this to someone who had the qualification for Bank Teller position. Oy for him to angrily call me in the evening after he returned from the place, yelling me about one Idiiot who was just insulting him and told him that are positions are marketing.

and this same OP keep posting this rubbish here everyday.

The mods should look into this and do something about it.

Of you need marketers, say it and stop misleading people.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rejected For A Job Because I Was Too Short. by dedons: 10:49am On Mar 17, 2022
You will soon get a job for short people.

This I have seen.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent - Bank Teller Operations by dedons: 12:37pm On Mar 15, 2022
desolas:
Our client, a leading commercial bank in Nigeria is currently recruiting Teller Operations and are looking for smart, well spoken and enthusiastic individuals to join their team.

Salary: 70,000 + Other benefits

Location: Lekki, Ajah, VI, Lagos Island, Idumota, Marina, Apapa, Yaba, Surulere, Ijora. Ojuelegba, Bariga, Oworo, Oshodi, Okota, Mile 2, Ajegunle Wilma, Festac, Olodi, Palmgrove, Onipan, Fadeyi, Jibowu, Costain

Requirements:
Minimum of NCE/OND in any discipline with a minimum qualification of merit/lower and upper credit
Good communication and interpersonal skill,
Pleasant and outgoing personality
A goal getter with integrity
Age: Not more than 27 years

click the form below to apply before March 18, 2022:
Https:///TELLEROPS
I find it difficult to believe your job adverts here.

Just last week you advertised for some positions including Bank Teller. I forwarded it to someone who had the basic qualifications as advertised.

Well he went for the interview only to meet one arrogant Bast*rd who was talking to him anyhow and told him there is nothing like Bank Teller position, that they only interview for marketers and that if he is not interested in the marketing job, he should get out.

You can imagine the insult the young man faced just because he came for a job interview.

You also should stop misleading people with your adverts. If it's marketers you need, indicate it and let those interested apply.

If you want any kind of proof, to confirm this, the young man is readily available to prove it.

U-connect at Alausa is where the so called interview was held.

Please stop misleading people here.
BusinessRe: What Business To Start With N15M? by dedons: 12:11pm On Mar 15, 2022
Deprofessional:
Can you drop your number lets talk?
Please send a mail to generationnext77@gmail.com .

I will drop my number there sir.
BusinessRe: What Business To Start With N15M? by dedons: 10:28am On Mar 15, 2022
Deprofessional:
I have saved up to N15m and I want to start a business which I intend to grow over time.

I am still in paid employment but intend to retire fully to my personal business 4 years from now.

I am currently at a loss on the business to start and my preferred line are in any two of the following:

a. Mini production or manufacturing
b. importation ( currently considering motor spare parts, A4 papers, tomato paste, etc)

I am open to any other type of business provided it is not any of the following:

a. any form of online business
b any form of crypto currency etc
c. any form of forex

If the amount I have already saved is too small, let me know. I have access to bank loan that can give me as much as N5m to repay in 1 year from my salary
Tissue paper production. We can run it together.
PoliticsRe: Araromi Orita Residents Cry For Help As Bandits Invades, Beat Up Octogenarian by dedons: 7:23am On Mar 14, 2022
Those Hausa Fulani people are a big problem to Southern Nigeria.

I wish every southern community could ban them from gaining entrance to their towns and cities.

BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 12:50pm On Mar 12, 2022
azpekuliar:
Dedons the dunce I am sure you are really struggling to tie me to a loan app tongue Unfortunately you no go find oo. I live responsibly.

The evidence that you have been living off countless loans and subsequently defaulting is littered over this forum.

I hope that SME you were looking for did not give you that loan because you would have made off with it cheesy

and why are you businesses always dying? In March it was dying, in December the same thing. So even the loans you have been accessing apart from making off with them you are unable to turn your businesses around and by extension your own life around.. chai.. o ma se oo..

What a tragedy. You must be suicidal by now
It shows that I'm a successful businessman with assets.

You are just a hopeless loan agent threatening and defarming people.

Azpekuliar a man who had lost hope in life and just waiting to give up. I pray SARS or RRS does not arrest you one day and parade you on media.

I know your type well but don't think you àre smart because justice will surely catch up with you azpekuliar the hopeless thief. Justice will surely catch upbwoth you soon.

Azpekuliar the famous thief and homeless robber.
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 12:21pm On Mar 12, 2022
azpekuliar:
Ole dedons dedunce..

You no fit poor-shame me. No be crime I no tif you hear. You only stopped at 4 years ago why don’t you dig my posts from 15 years when I still lived with my parents? Huh dedons the dunce..

I have since moved house twice since then and I didn’t need a loan to do it.

You steal for a living..

Dedunce..loan thief
I'm not like you who is addicted to stealing and foolishness.

Oga how did you manage to sleep under the bridge last night despite the heavy rain.

I mày have to talk to the mods so they help you raise funds here to get a slightly reasonable accommodation for you, maybe then your life can have a little meaning and direction.

Iranu!
BusinessRe: FG Shuts Illegal Online Banks, Freezes Business Accounts by dedons: 11:51am On Mar 12, 2022
What will now become of that hopeless azpekuliar who is a nairaland agent for one of the loan apps?

Poor boy will have to start begging on the street again.

Justice for azpekuliar!!!
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 11:46am On Mar 12, 2022
azpekuliar:
I may be poor but unlike you I will never steal!

I may be a loan agent but I will never run away from paying back a loan if I were to take one.

Thieving business owner who employees thieving employees like himself then comes to Nairaland to wail about it.

You go still cry come December 25th this year
He pain am!

Hope you've paid your 1 month rent in the slum you rented.

Mumu looking for house in Lagos where he will be paying rent monthly.

Better pack your dirty load and locate the nearest bridge to you. The Ageberos will allocate space to you there so you can be paying monthly.

Do you think Lagos is for fools and thieves like you?
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 9:00pm On Mar 11, 2022
azpekuliar:
Bastard you are already tired of seeking divine intervention to rescue your dead business so you have resorted to scamming loan companies after accessing their loans. cheesy

Your employees must have all taken a cure from you, afterall oga sef dey tif.. e dey collect loan e no dey pay tongue

You go continue to cry from January to December grin

A disgrace to your parents who tried to raise you well. Na gun you carry next.
hahaha. I'm happy to tell you that I'm doing far better than I was before then.

But you, na loan agent work go kill you at last. Shey they pay you 50k monthly to be insulting people who can't pay their loans.

Na that work go carry you enter where you no go fit come out from again.

Poor boy .
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 3:11pm On Mar 11, 2022
ifimix:
Mine is a totally different experience.
I have used some loan Apps but have sincerely stopped using them by deleting those apps.
First experience, I got a credit alert in the midnight from Fast money and go cash same day for loan I never applied for. I called them when day break telling them I never applied for any loan but got alert. They claim it's not possible but sincerely I have deleted the app and no one had access to my phone. I collected the company account and returned the money same day. Two weeks after, they start disturbing me to pay the interest of 18k on the money which I declined. After two days of not paying the interest they messaged my contacts on Whatsapp. Someone here will tell me to pay right.
Second experience, apps that I have deleted, mobile account was opened, made default account and loan was disbursed to this mobile account. On expiration day, I received messages to repay loan. Loan I didn't apply for nor receive. I messaged the banks powering the wallet account to investigate while I also explained to this loan sharks but they insist I pay or else I would be defamed. I told them to wait for bank to conclude investigation but they've been threatening. Once any message goes out to my contact then that chapter is closed. Why will i pay what I never collected. But because of the future, I made a case at the police station, wrote a mail of fraud and impersonation to the bank who power the wallet account. At least let me also keep such as evidence.
But one Idiiot called azpekuliar who is their agent here on Nairaland expects you to pay such money.

I do tell people that once you have been defamed, then forget about paying back.
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 3:07pm On Mar 11, 2022
azpekuliar:
You are well on your way to loan defaulting you e-idiot, so I don’t see how you won’t get there well before me.
Mumu man. I don't and can never patronize them. I know you work for them but be rest assured that your stupidity can not take you anywhere in Nigeria.

You better go get a more reasonable job than defaming people.
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 11:36am On Mar 11, 2022
azpekuliar:
Person wey dey squat na im dey give person POP work to do, you be mad man abeg.
Don't worry, your story will soon make front-page on Nairaland.

Lagos MUMU + JJC
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 9:34am On Mar 11, 2022
azpekuliar:
You are probably still sleeping under your parents roof and eating free meals so you will not see the need to ask him to repay the loan. Who says the loan company cannot retract the broadcast?

This week I received a WhatsApp message from one of these loan companies. The defaulter is a POP artisan who I have used in the past.
I am seriously contemplating not using his services any more because it shows;

1. He has probably fallen on very hard times

2. he is not responsible and if I give him money he will probably abscond with it without doing the job

When you start being responsible and earning a living for yourself you will understand the implication of these things and apply more thought before talking.
Did you see how ignorant and senseless you sound.

For your information, I run a very viable business, own a car and doing very fine.

But I'm sure you may be squatting with a friend or family member that's why you still reason like a toddler (no insult to toddlers).

For you to believe that anyone could just defame and retract at will tells a lot about your level of mental wellbeing.

Ewure!!!
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 8:55am On Mar 11, 2022
[quote author= post=110935555]To avoid all these unnecessary drama , SIMPLY PAY YOUR LOAN on time.
Simple!


As simple as that![/i]No wonder you are one of the most senseless members on this forum.




Thank you!

Typical Nigerian!



Since less than 1% of you read the terms and conditions before jumping in to borrow money, how will you know about any agreement?

The saying below is really true : [i]If you wanna hide anything from a black man, put it in a book!
[/quote]
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 8:33am On Mar 11, 2022
[quote author= post=110935555]To avoid all these unnecessary drama , SIMPLY PAY YOUR LOAN on time.
Simple!


As simple as that!



Typical Nigerian![/quote]Oga I'm a Nigerian whether typical or not.

You expect me to pay back after defaming me?

Who does that?

Was sending defamatory messages to my contacts part of the agreement we had before giving me the loan?
BusinessRe: See Hilarious Communication Between A Loan Shark Agent And A Customer. Pictures by dedons: 8:27am On Mar 11, 2022
MoneyGoDrop:
Op, have you paid back the loan? If not please pay them back and stop this embarrassment immediately.
Why should he pay the loan?

He has been defamed already so no need to pay.

OP if you pay that loan na OGUN go kill you.
AgricultureRe: 5 Farmers/ 5 Years/ #500k Budget/ 5 Acres Of Land by dedons: 12:31pm On Mar 08, 2022
opeyemiabdullah:
Still available
Is it still open?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ask Your Ex A Question To Make Her Lose Her Job In Interview by dedons: 4:39pm On Mar 07, 2022
Which kind mumu thread be this again?
RomanceRe: My Near Death Experience When I Tried To Sleep With A Lady - A True Life story by dedons: 8:53am On Mar 07, 2022
Just because the story take style sweet, I go click your link.



I just go click your link for nothing. Story don't end for here already na.

OP I'm not happy with you.
BusinessRe: I Need Agents For Diesel Supply. by dedons: 9:02pm On Mar 03, 2022
dukeboss:
Good morning.
If you can help me get a contract for diesel supply to companies, I will pay you commission.
Kindly leave your comments if you can.
Cheers.
yes, I can.

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