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Wretched bastar......d!

Husband worwor... Wife worwor.... Children

Ok.

elampiro:
Yesterday


#BREAKING There is a risk of Uniteds game with Zorya being called off tomorrow night. Temperatures set to fall to -9 over night and the pitch is already rock hard and icy. There will be a pitch inspection at 8am UK time tomorrow.

No way..... You must play Thursday Night Football!!!!

pinkpebbles:
I expected nothing less. Mediocre

People, please chip in generously so this little slag can get a much needed brain transplant!

pinkpebbles:
I expected nothing less. Mediocre

People, please chip into the piggy bank so this little slag can get a much needed brain transplant!

pinkpebbles:
Married men are the most desperate men. They can go any length to get a girl. Infact eh, if a married man means you, it will take the Grace of God for you to not fall. They have all kinds of tricks down their sleeves.
When I see married women cursing on girls who fall for their husband, I actually feel sorry for them. They are attacking the wrong people. You do not know how many times the girl has said no but your desperate husband does everything withing his humanly power. Things single men dont do. Once you tell a single man no, he moves on already. So this is cheers to all the sisters that have not fallen prey to all the married men's tatics. You guys are strong and I commend you for that. And for those that fell, I cant blame you, but I urge you to be stronger and they will not succeed again. And for the wives, pls try and start apportioning more blames to your husbands .They are actually the problem.

Bullshit..... You need a brain transplant!

KLASSICPAINTER:
In front of tiled road, In a gated Estate

Paved road not tiled road!!!!!

Spy360:
His Man-Hood

Does he have a man - Hood?!

Who is he?!

LilChamp:
I don't know what to do at this Junction, I really need advice because I don't know if I should still hold on or not.

Pls I need reasonable advice from mature folks

Turn left at the junction and kill yourself!

igraman:
I'm hoping to become a drug Lord or drug Baron or at least pusher someday.


So help me God.

FUc.....ktard!

Guys like this cant do jaack shaait in the bedroom!

Leyqute:
Win cup matches with aplomb
Perform woefully in league games
United United
Though its hard, we'll continue to defend you

Elekute, please tell me what are you defending?!

Smh..... Words fail me!

Topman Akinwunmi Adesina....... Did extremely well, a lotta idio..ts out there berated him purely because he was in GEJ's cabinet!
Yes GEJ was an inept and ineffectual buffoon but he had some good guys in his cabinet, who had a bloody clue!

Scummies how goes it?!
Woeful red c**ts!!!
See you at thursday night football tomorrow......

1KINGKYLE:
Today i had decided to end it all.I couldn't believe chinelo could do this to me.Dumped me,for a good for nothing 100lvl guy.
So,i just gulped the last drop of liquid in my orijin bottle and went down to the nearby cliff,where i would jump off and escape this miserable emotional torture.
so,i had closed my eyes,taken the last breath and was about to jump off when my phone vibrated.I paused death and glanced at my phone.There was smile all over my face.Why am i going to kill my self when my 'troops are now ready'.
Off to play my class of clan a.k.a coc.haha!!Why die because of you,when i still have a lot of happiness resevoir.

Are you insane?!

Sexytemi:
All men aren't cheats, but 90% are.

How did you arrive at the figure above?!

opethom:
if this man contest against Buhari, belive me is gonna win

Compound foooollll

meekyrozzay:
I just get tired recently even with respect to my gf always asking me to give her a thousand Naira before i leave the house, she said this involves her feeding and miscellaneous expenses. i just feel it's better to quit because she's so lazy and ain't working and she takes all my hustles and struggles. Please what do i do?

Your girl wants 5 or 7k per week for feeding and you brought that to Nairaland?
You should be ashamed of yourself, brainless twerp!

9jamentors:
I have been wanting to know why Ladies Moan during Love mAKING? Do you have any ideas what is the cause of such reaction.

How old are you?!

TRADELYN:
Mehn...it will be hard for any Naija politician to make heaven due to desperate struggle for power and money.

Even you sef, heaven no sure for you!

MrTA:
Heavily linked with Fonte again. Do we really need another central defender?

In addition to Fonte, you need a brand new bus and a kitchen sink!

Dang!!!

MASSOB in deep sh*t

ChristineC:
The last substitution was a mistake. I think the idea should have been introducing a player like Juan Mata to keep the ball upfield intelligently. When the team couldn't keep the ball any longer than 10 seconds in the last few minutes, that's not good enough.

Let me also add that that penalty was a cheap one and if the reverse was the case on evidences so far, it will not be awarded to Manchester United.

LEARNER!

Who cares!!!!

Leyqute:
If we no draw you go hug transformer abi?

These shehkpe fans are roaming, who open door for una sef?

Elekute my nigga.... How goes it?!

You enjoying the woes and rotten run?

emassflourish:
don't insult a man of God

Clear the log in your eyes and read very well!!!

Ebuka007:
ur family will first crash....Enemy of progress A.k.a....... EP

Your entire family will get run over by a brakeless bus, bloody brainless joggernaut
Fu..ck you and everything you stand for..... all you cu...nts want is to get rich quick without working your socks off, it wont work...... It wont last!
Dingbat!