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Business / Oil Price Hits $80 Per Barrel, Highest Since 2014 by Deebabsalabi(m): 8:02am On May 18, 2018
Despite the huge N500 billion mark up on the Federal Government’s expenditure outlay in the 2018 Appropriation Bill as passed by the National Assembly earlier this week, the government is still going to hit budget surplus at end of the fiscal year as the price of oil shot up to $80 per barrel, yesterday, the highest since November 2014.
Estimated surplus coming with this new oil price is about $58.63 million per day.
The rise in price in the last one week may have necessitated the National Assembly to peg the 2018 budget crude oil benchmark price at $51 per barrel instead of the initial $45 per barrel submitted by President Muhammadu Buhari.
With this development, Nigeria’s Excess Crude Account is expected to further swell above the current amount of $1.88 billion as at yesterday, if the
current price is sustained despite the estimated shortfall of 277,000 barrels per day (bpd) in its current output level put at about 2.022 million barrels per day (mbpd) in March, as against the 2.3 mbpd benchmark for budget 2018.
The bullish oil price is attributed to the recent crises in the Middle East over relocation of United States’ Embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, though oil prices have been in upswing earlier due to concerns that Iranian exports could fall because of renewed United States sanctions reducing supply in an already tightening market.
Brent crude futures reached $80.18 a barrel yesterday, while the U.S. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude futures hit $72.30 a barrel.
U.S. President Donald Trump’s decision, earlier this month to withdraw from an international nuclear deal with Iran and revive sanctions that could limit crude exports from the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries, OPEC’s third-largest producer has boosted oil prices.
France’s Total had warned that it might abandon a multibillion-dollar gas project in Iran if it could not secure a waiver from U.S. sanctions, casting further doubt on European-led efforts to salvage the nuclear deal.
Meanwhile, OPEC said it is not in a rush to start winding down the production cuts despite oil prices continuing their strong rally. The cartel sees the price spike as only a short-term rally driven by geo-political concerns rather than the fundamentals of a much tighter oil market, OPEC delegates and sources said. Saudi Arabia, OPEC’s largest producer and de facto leader, views the temporary speculator-driven oil price rally as not enough to start raising production, according to an OPEC source familiar with Riyadh’s thinking. Supply and demand data need to point to an impact on supply in order for OPEC to make a decision to start winding down the cuts, the source said. Asked if $79 oil is too high, one OPEC delegate said: “Not yet.”



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Romance / The Lies That Are OK To Tell In A Relationship by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:29pm On May 15, 2018
Trust, honesty, and openness are all deeply crucial to maintaining a solid relationship. Buuuuut, sometimes you catch yourself pretending to love the kinda-dry chicken your partner cooked for you, or telling them you’re totally into Phil Collins when you don’t understand the appeal and never will. So how can you tell the difference between a passable white lie and unforgivable deceit? Here are nine lies that are OK to tell in a relationship:
1. MAKING THEM FEEL BETTER OVER SOMETHING SHORT-TERM AND INSIGNIFICANT
Sometimes your partner is upset that their new fade makes them look like one of The Chainsmokers, or they’re freaking out that their micro fringe is a bit too micro. They hate their look, but still want to know *your* thoughts on it.
“Honesty is the best policy, but if you can keep from hurting someone through a white lie – while keeping the best intentions – then it’s OK to be nice,” says Dr. Suzanne Degges-White, Chair and Professor of Counselling and Counsellor Education at Northern Illinois University. The main thing to remember, according to Degges-White, is “consideration of your motivation and the potential fall-out if the truth were found out.” It’s fine to tell your partner that their one-time bad outfit is cute, but they can get upset if you knew their job interview outfit didn’t look sharp and were too scared to tell them.
2. APPRECIATING A REALLY BAD (BUT GENUINELY SWEET) GIFT
When someone goes out of their way to do something nice for you but greatly misses the mark, it can be tough to know what to do, especially in the beginning of a relationship, when you’re both still getting to know each other. Do you tell your new partner that you have no use for a fresh-ground coffee subscription because you absolutely hate coffee? Do you hide the fact that you find teddy bears really juvenile and tacky?
“It’s always best to pick out something you genuinely and authentically can tell the truth about, like, ‘Thank you so much for thinking of me.'” says clinical psychologist and marriage counsellor Dr. Randi Gunther. Plus, when you date someone for long enough, they’ll learn on their own what you like and don’t like anyway.
3. BEING NICE ABOUT ONE-OFF ANNOYING SITUATIONS
Occasionally, being in a relationship means having to do things you’re not really into, but that mean a lot to your partner, like going to their awkward office Christmas party or being stuck in a 50-minute convo about pure-bred poodles with their cousin. But overtly announcing how annoyed you are (especially when your S.O. is already apologetic) is not really a kind move.
“These ‘one-off lies’ are totally OK to use when your goal is to make the best of a not-so-best situation,” says Dr. Degges-White. “These are the kinds of ‘fibs’ that we learn to tell when we are very young – it’s like when your mum reminds you to be a good guest when you’re at other people’s homes.”
4. HIDING SOMETHING YOU FEEL EMBARRASSED ABOUT ON THE FIRST FEW DATES
If, say, you have IBS and are mortified about mentioning how you might need to find an emergency bathroom on a second date, it’s OK to make something up, or simply omit that detail, however big it feels in your own life. “Until you know someone more deeply, you have to be protective about those things that can really hurt if you don’t know how they will respond,” says Dr. Gunther.
Down the line, you should be open because a normal partner has to accept you, but you shouldn’t be too hard on yourself for worrying about some douchebag ghosting on you for something you can’t control.
5. PRETENDING YOU DIDN’T ZONE OUT DURING SEX
Regardless of how good the sex is, eventually, your mind will drift at least once to like, how much you can’t wait to go eat tacos, and your partner will worry they’re the most boring person in bed. While denial is the most natural go-to, Dr. Degges-White also suggests “using a ‘white lie’ that gets you back in the spirit of things is a good option – ‘Oh, no, sorry, my mind drifted off to a hot fantasy where we were …’ and fill[ing] in the blank with whatever you think would be a turn-on to your partner.”
6. SEXTING THEM YOU’RE WEARING LINGERIE WHEN YOU’RE REALLY IN PJS
It’s a rule of law that your partner only wants to sext at the exact moment you changed into a frumpy t-shirt and put on X-Files . Is it so bad to fudge the truth and say you’re totally “wearing lace knickers wink”?
“Lying about what you’re wearing when sending sexy texts isn’t done for your own gain – it’s to play along with the fantasy you and your partner are co-creating,” says Dr. Degges-White. AKA, you’re fine, girl.





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Romance / Guys _ How To Be Extra-amazing When Bae Is On Her Period by Deebabsalabi(m): 5:28pm On May 15, 2018
Several guys cringe or feel queasy at the thought and talk of women’s menstrual cycles, and that’s just sad.
It’s sad because as guys, you can’t forever hide from the subject, especially if you intend to marry a woman, or if you are already in a relationship with one.
During the monthly flow, women have been known to have mood swings [This is not limited to just five days in a month though. Stay woke, guys.]
They’ve also been known to feel irritable, uncomfortable [especially those that suffer cramps], hormonal shifts, some become hyper-active, some get so sluggish and on and on.
While you are supposed to be a great boyfriend/husband at every point, these five days require a little extra effort to make her comfortable and happy.
So below, with help and recommendation from women, we list six great ways to pamper your wife/girlfriend and be her champ when she has cramps.
1. Buy sanitary pads
Or tampons or menstrual cups or whatever she uses.
Know the size, the brand your girl likes.
Buy for her ahead of that time of the month, without being asked.
You actually can’t mess this one up. It often shows you care about every facet of her life.
2. Become comfortable with the idea
If you are a guy that still gets freaked out or give disgusted facial expressions when women bring up menstruation talk, you need to look for a way to get used to the idea.
It’s all natural and the last thing your babe wants is for you to be acting childish like that.
Become comfortable with it. You actually should be worried for her if she does not do it. That’s how absolutely necessary it is.
3. Food
Yeah, bruh, food.
Both on Twitter and Instagram where a little survey was conducted, almost all the women who commented asked that food should be brought to them.
“Buy me ice cream, Buy me sharwarma, Cook for me and make me eat even if I don’t want to,” says Twitter user,
Omotola .
“Lots and lots of food…” requests Naomi , another Twitter user.
“Buy me food,” adds Lolah June .
So, there you have it guys, make sure you get your girl food when she’s on her period.
You might want to consider not buying her sugary foods though, except she specifically requests.
Eating sugary stuff on periods have been said to worsen cramps.
4. Physical contact
Women like belly rubs when they are on their periods.
Aanu on Instagram, among many others, says “Pat her back, rub her tummy if you can”
Lolah June adds on Twitter that while on her period, she would love her man to
“rub my stomach and my back” but he has to “stop immediately I ask him to.”
Also, you have to learn when to talk to her and when to leave her alone.
5. Period sex
Whether you feel weird about this or not,
period sex » is a thing and in fact, some women have been known to get so bloody Hot [no puns intended] when on their periods than on normal days.
This is a sensitive issue though, and whether to indulge her during that period is something you will both have to work about between yourselves.
“If the guy is down for that, why not?” asks Kehinde .



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Health / Nigerians In Europe Pay Half A Million Naira For Child Circumcision by Deebabsalabi(m): 4:36pm On May 15, 2018
The Europe Correspondent of the News Agency of Nigeria on Tuesday reported that the circumcision n procedure is not common in many hospitals ; therefore , parents patronise clinics, with cost ranging between €467. 85 ( N 200, 000) and €1, 169. 62 ( N 500, 000) .
This varies from country to country, however.yes
Speaking on the issue , Uche Erebuna , a member of the Nigerian In Diaspora Organisation, Switzerland, said that the cost of circumcision depended on the weight of the child.
“ Baby circumcision is not a common practice here ; so , immigrants who have this culture have to look for clinics where doctors can perform it.
“ I have twin boys and they were circumcised at the age of one. I paid €1, 637. 15 ( about N 700, 000) for both of them .
“ This is considered cheap, as it could have been about a million Naira, ” Erebuna said .
Similarly , Gloria Edema, a housewife with two male children aged four and two said that her kids were circumcised at two months old respectively .
“ On both occasions, I paid 500 Swiss franc ( N 170, 000) per child to a clinic in Zurich.
“ I can not start traveling to Nigeria for this purpose , it will cost me more. ”
Some others who spoke to NAN from Italy , France and Germany also expressed the same concern .
They opined that the high cost was due to the specialty of the process , which is a regular practice among immigrants.
NAN gathered that in the UK, the cost for such procedure is a lot cheaper , given the big immigrant and Jewish communities – with affordable and easy access to medical practitioners .



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Romance / The Difference Between Having Sex And Making Love? by Deebabsalabi(m): 3:34pm On May 15, 2018
Having sex versus Making love
Apparently there is a difference between when you make love and when you have sex
And the singular distinction is in the state of mind of both people engaging in the act; the level of connection and all the situations surrounding and leading up to the act itself.
Sex is in itself primal; a basic need that is just as instinctive and naturally occurring as the hunger for food. The need to satisfy the urge for sex and to feel the gratification that comes from humping is not on the same level as love-making.
Chimps, rabbits, bulls, Zebras… they all have sex. That’s exactly the category into which that need belongs. It is a thing devoid of the emotional dimension that sex often comes with.
As Christina Antonyan of Thought Catalogue writes in 2016;
“It’s very easy and ordinary to just have sex, but to know how to connect… on a deeper level, and win over heart, mind and soul takes a little bit of commitment.
“…sex without love is not lovemaking.”
This is not to say that sex as painted in the context above is not a great thing. Hey, people have had mind-blowing one-night stands that they could never replicate with people they ‘have a connection with’ and ‘make love with.’
People have sex with random strangers all the time. Several forms of casual sex is indeed a thing that society brims with.
Despite the moral campaigns against it, people have been known to explore this anti-social aspect of their humanity to mind-blowing effect. And it’s just fine so far these are consenting adults who recognise all the things that could go and decide to still engage – with or without adequate precautions.
On the flipside, love-making is what people aspire to when they get into relationships and marriages. That longing for something deeper, a deep-rooted intimacy that surpasses the passionate nights and morning quickies.
“The best part about lovemaking is that it becomes effortless, because you are not thinking about what Olympic – style performance you should put on.
You become your authentic self at that moment,” adds Christina Antonyan




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Business / Naira Weakens Against Dollar by Deebabsalabi(m): 2:45pm On May 15, 2018
The local currency lost 1.1 points to exchange at N362.3, weaker than N361.2 posted on Friday, while the Pound Sterling and the Euro and Dollar closed at N497 and N429, respectively.
At the Bureau De Change (BDC) window, the naira was sold at N362 to the dollar, while the Pound Sterling and the Euro closed at N497 and N429, respectively.
Trading at the investors’ window saw the naira close at N361.57, while it was sold at N305.8, CBN rate.
Currency traders express confidence that the naira would witness better times as the currency- swap deal between Nigeria and China gets underway.
Meanwhile, experts are worried that political spending in the months ahead might affect the stability of the naira.
It is understood that the aggressive liquidity mop up operations conducted by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) last week is expected to persist this week as inflow of N330 billion boost interbank money market liquidity.
In a bid to tackle excess liquidity in the interbank money market, worsened last week by inflow of N290 billion, the apex bank mopped up N454 billion from the market by selling secondary market (Open Market Operations, OMO) treasury bills.



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Health / World’ S Fattest Sisters Aged 6 And 8 Finally Undergo Weight Surgery ( Photos ) by Deebabsalabi(m): 12:21pm On Apr 23, 2018
The world’s fattest sisters from India have had gastric bands fitted aged six and eight – because they weighed a humongous 22 stone between them. Yogita Nandwana, eight, and her sister, Amisha, six, used to devour a heavy breakfast of chapatis and six bananas, while they scoffed eight more chapatis with half a kilo of rice and three bowls of curry for lunch – and again for dinner.
They also gorged on six packets of crisps, five packets of biscuits, a litre of milk and a litre of Coca-Cola every single day.
Yogita weighted a massive 59kg at her heaviest while her sister, who is two years younger, was 82kg.
But thanks to the kindness of a surgeon, the girls have had bariatric surgery to help keep their weight and health problems under control.
They have already lost a stone in weight and the breathing problems they suffered from beforehand have already improved.
Their Father, Rameshbhai Nandwana, 36, from a village in Gujarat, western India, told of how he only earns Rs 3,000 (£35) a month as a labourer, but sometimes had to borrow money to indulge his girls’ constant hunger.
Yogita and Amita first hit international headlines in 2015 when the former weighed 33.6kg and the latter weighed 47kg when they were only aged five and three respectively.
That’s when Rameshbhai (The Father) quickly realised he was in fact hurting his children.
But with no money, he was nearly prepared to sell one of his kidneys to afford medical help for his daughters.
For the next three years the family were sent from one hospital and doctor to another across India, seeking help, but no result or long term weight loss managed to help the girls get healthy.
However, last month Asia’s top bariatric surgeon, Dr Mahendra Narwaria, from Asian Bariatrics Clinic, in Ahmedabad, western India, invited the family for a meeting.
Dr Narwaria promised to help, free of charge, and offered the sisters surgery to reduce their stomachs and long term consultations and guidance on permanent weight loss and a course of hormones and vitamins.



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Crime / Dog Killed And Beheaded At The Burial Of A Popular Man In Rivers State by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:55am On Apr 23, 2018
The burial of a popular man in Port-Harcourt, the Rivers state capital has got people talking due to what happened at the event after a man killed and beheaded a dog. A Port-Harcourt resident identified as late Elder Johnson Chituru Amadi, who was laid to rest on Saturday, has been the talk of the town in the area due to what happened after the conclusion of the funeral rites.
It was gathered that the first son was made to kill and behead a dog as he performed the traditional rites at burial. A goat was also killed in such manner at the event.
Below are more pictures from the event;



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Politics / Nigerian Newspapers: 10 Things You Need To Know This Sunday Morning by Deebabsalabi(m): 10:17am On Apr 22, 2018
Good morning! Here is today’s summary from Nigerian Newspapers
1. Report says 15 persons have been killed, while several others were injured after herdsmen attacked Uzughul, Tse Ginde, in Saghev council ward of Guma LGA, in the early hours of Saturday.
The attackers, numbering over 20, also set ablaze many shops and several houses, including that of one Dr. David Tsevende.
2. President Muhammadu Buhari has returned to Abuja from London, where he attended the 2018 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, CHOGM.
The President departed from the United Kingdom a little after midday on Saturday and touched down at the Presidential Wing of the Nnamdi Aziki International Airport, Abuja, where he was received by top government functionaries.
3. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, said it has commenced what it described as ‘necessary action’ on a petition against Bamikole Omishore, the Special Adviser on International Relations to Senate President, Bukola Saraki, and his wife, Abiola Aiyegbayo-Omishore, over an alleged ghost worker scam.
Spokesman for the EFCC, Wilson Uwujaren, said documents submitted to the the anti-graft agency revealed that Omishore, who has been working with the Senate President since 2015, allegedly listed his wife as a grade level 12 employee of the National Assembly, though she is a nurse in the United States.
4. Troops of 25 Task Force Brigade, Operation LAFIYA DOLE, while on clearance patrol, have intercepted three women and children.
Director Army Public Relations, Brigadier General Texas Chukwu said the women, upon interrogation, confessed to being wives of Boko Haram terrorists who escaped from Mangusun following the ongoing clearance operation in the area by troops.
5. The National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) warehouse at Ikeja in Lagos, was on Saturday gutted by fire.
The South-West zonal spokesman of the agency, Farinloye Ibrahim, told newsmen that the warehouse was being used to keep relief materials.
6. The Defence Headquarters has said it handed over 162 herdsmen to the police for investigation into alleged ties that the suspects may have with Libya .
The acting Director, Defence Information, Brig.-Gen. John Agim, said 147 herdsmen were handed over to the Benue State Police Command, while 15 were handed over to the Taraba State Police Command since the Operation Ayem Akpatuma started on February 15.
7. About N200bn will be required for the provision of meters to over four million power consumers across the country that need prepaid meters, the Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission has said.
NERC said the huge amount needed to meter electricity consumers was one major reason it took away the sole responsibility of meter provision from power distribution companies.



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Romance / Researchers Identify ‘male Contraceptive Pill’ That Stops Sperm by Deebabsalabi(m): 10:29am On Apr 21, 2018
Researchers have identified a compound which turns off the sperm’s ability to swim, thereby significantly limiting fertilisation capabilities without causing any physical side effects.
The compound called EP055 affects the mobility of sperm, and was successful in tests with monkeys, suggesting a “male contraceptive pill” could be on the way.
In a study with monkeys, researchers found EP055 binds to sperm proteins and slows their mobility. The findings were published on Friday in the journal PLOS ONE.
Currently, condoms and surgical vasectomy are the only safe forms of birth control currently available for men.
Scientists Develop Male Contraceptive Pill – Say It Does Not Harm Sex Drive
There are hormonal drugs in clinical trials that target the production of sperm, but these affect the natural hormones in men much like female contraceptives affect hormones in women.
During the study, 30 hours following a high-dose intravenous infusion of EP055 in male monkeys, the researchers found no indication of normal sperm motility. Further, no physical side effects were observed.
“At 18 days post-infusion, all macaques showed signs of complete recovery,” said study co-investigator Mary Zelinski from Oregon National Primate Research Center at Oregon Health and Science University in the US.
“Simply put, the compound turns-off the sperm’s ability to swim, significantly limiting fertilization capabilities,” said lead investigator Michael O’Rand, a retired professor in University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine and President/CEO of Eppin Pharma Inc.
“This makes EP055 an ideal candidate for non-hormonal male contraception,” O’Rand added.



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Romance / How To Stay In A Relationship During Service Year by Deebabsalabi(m): 7:12pm On Apr 10, 2018
Not all relationships survive the distance placed between partners by NYSC, but yours can.
Here are three ways to sustain that your relationship while you or your partner is serving:
1. Communicate
This is a no-brainer. When you go for service and you are posted at some place far away from the love of your Life [LOYL], communication is one huge thing that can’t be toyed with.
It’s not necessarily going to be easy, especially if you are posted to one of those rural areas where mobile network coverage is rubbish and Internet is existent at just one particular spot of the whole town. [I know this struggle]
Just like every other couple in a distance relationship, communication is what gives you a chance of being together even though you can’t see each other physically.
2. Travel
Here’s the thing about NYSC that you’ll find out soon enough; travelling isn’t always easy.
You’ll need permission to travel everywhere outside the state you are posted to, and that is hardly ever approved.
If one or both partners are posted so far apart, you need to look for a way to see each other.
You just have to, even if it’s once in two or three months. You just can’t afford to be away from each other for longer than that.
3. Be supportive
Financially, especially.
NYSC is a scheme that pays just stipends and it’s hardly enough for anyone to spend, no matter how careful or thrifty they are.
If you are not serving but your partner is, and you have a job/income, do your best to send money to them.
Your support should not be limited to that, though. In words and other actions let your partner know they you’ve got their back all the way.


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Celebrities / Davido Reveals How Much Money Will Make His Life All Set by Deebabsalabi(m): 7:03pm On Apr 10, 2018
DMW Boss, Davido who had one time boast of having 30 billion in his account has revealed what he needs to have his life all set.
One may begin to wonder if 30 billion whether in Naira or dollar is not enough for Davido, then how much
money in this world will be enough for him.
Recall, the singer recently spent a whooping $235k (N86m) on a 2018 Bentley Bentayga and has also been splashing cash on diamond encrusted 30 billion Gang chains for himself, his crew, daughter and girlfriend.
Of course, Davido’s lavish lifestyle did not start today but don’t think too far on how much money he needs to be really financially okay.
The singer himself took to snapchat to disclose how much he needs to have his life set. According to OBO, he needs $10million to have his life set.
Going by a careful calculation, $10m is equivalent to N3.6bn, which is up to how much he boasts to have in account when he sang “IF”.
Well, this is clear-cut proof that the “30 Billion In The Account” lyrics is just lyrics not the real deal.
Here is what he posted below;


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Sports / Karim Benzema Having A Rough Time At Real Madrid- Zinedine Zidane by Deebabsalabi(m): 6:50pm On Apr 10, 2018
Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane believes that Karim Benzema has ‘perhaps suffered a little’ during the current campaign.
Karim Benzema has scored just eight
goals in all competitions this season, and the French international has managed to find the back of the net just once in his last eight outings.
However, Zidane has praised the attitude of the frontman, who he says continues to remain “driven” to improve his form during the closing weeks of the campaign.
At a press conference, the 45-year-old told reporters: “He is the same as always, perhaps he’s suffering a little.
“He wants to do better and score more goals but he is training and is driven, focused like his teammates.”
Karim Benzema has been subjected to endless whistles and jeers in the Bernabéu and during his pre-match press conference ahead of the return leg against Juventus in the Champions League



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Politics / 2019 Elections: Lawyer Wants More Women In Politics by Deebabsalabi(m): 4:55pm On Apr 06, 2018
An Ilorin-based legal practitioner, Mr Quadri Yusuf, has urged more women to participate in the forthcoming 2019 general elections in order move the nation forward.
Yusuf made the call in an interview with newsmen on Friday in Ilorin.
He said that the nonchalant attitude of most women to politics was responsible for their few number in leadership positions in the country.
According to him, many Nigerian women believe that politics is a game for men only and therefore, show no interest in who governs them.
“Women are needed to make things work perfectly for any nation. They are the builders of a nation because women are mothers of all.
“Nigerian Women must come out to join the game and stop seeing it as men’s game alone.
“A woman can also become the President of Nigeria just like as demonstrated by Ellen Sirleaf-Johnson, the immediate past President of Liberia.
“Some Nigerian women have also attained great heights politically such as former Deputy Governor of Osun State, Mrs Olushola Obada, former Deputy Governor, Lagos state, Mrs Bucknor Akerele, among other successful women politicians,” he said.


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Romance / Stealing Sex From Her Friend-zoned Best Friend by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:14am On Apr 05, 2018
Sitting in the taxi heading home from the airport where I went to see her off, the whole weekend came once again on mind.
You see, Aisha and I has known each other for eight years now and we’ve been very good friends who have each other’s back with no intention of getting laid. We’ve been there through each other’s heartbreak, the highs and the lows, through good times and trying times etc.
We’ve had each other’s back even when we are fighting, that’s how close we are. At some point my guys thought we were having something on the low even after I repeatedly told them that there was nothing between us, I guess the fact that Aisha practically refused to have anything to do with any of them even after I told her that I was cool with it gave them that conviction.
Aisha got transferred outside of Lagos and we took turns in visiting each other, till work took her outside the country for almost a year. She flew straight to Lagos when she was returning from her trip and gave me a surprise treat by turning up at my door by 10pm.
I was overwhelmed by her presence considering it’s been long I saw her, we entangled in a hug and in all that madness we kissed, I stopped the kiss and made to take her stuff upstairs to the room but she held me and kissed me again, we were still locked in that passionate kiss when her phone rang and saved the day.
I took that as my cue and hurriedly went upstairs; before the kiss I was comfortable with her staying in my room as I saw and took her as a dear friend with no strings attached, we cuddled up at night without touching each other, I’ve never seen her naked and I’ve never craved for it, same with her too, but this kiss has stirred up something and I don’t know how to handle it.
I was still lost in my thought when she came into the room
‘There you are, I’ve been searching for you everywhere downstairs’ She said as she walked up to me, I smiled at her and told her I came to drop her luggage in my room. She held me again by my waist looked me in the eye and said
‘I missed you’
‘I missed you too’ I said to her and we smiled with our eyes after which she rested her head on my shoulder, in that silent I battled to tell her that I’d be sleeping in the guest room tonight, when I let it out she hit my shoulder playfully and said
‘Awww! What a gentleman, it’s ok but after we catch up on everything we’ve missed and I like your beards’ I was glad she saw reasons with me.
She made me sit and listen to all her experience with her colleagues in the US, while she bathed with the shower curtain drawn she continued her gist and asked me few questions here and there concerning my work experience and love life.
She came out from the bath smelling nice and joined me on the bed to watch a show on catch up before, right there on my thigh midway into the show, she broke the ice
‘Dayo, you know over the years you’ve been my anchor, and I’ve seen you as nothing but a friend whom I can always count on but now, I think I know what I want’ she said and I asked her
‘Which is?’
‘You Dayo, you. I want you as my friend, my lover , I don’t know but I’m convinced in my heart of hearts that I want you.’
Our eyes locked with each other as she spoke, she was down but our silence spoke volumes, when a reply wasn’t forthcoming she rose from my thighs kissed me on the cheek goodnight and asked that I shut the door behind me
‘It’s ok if you don’t want me back’ She said.
I drew her back and kissed her deeply, our mouth intertwined with each other, savouring every part of our lips, I trailed kisses to her cleavage and stopped to ask for consent, she gave me a go ahead and I went for her
boobs , alternating them whilst I sucked.
My shorts came down as she hiked her night dress up revealing a well shaved pussy, I took in the scent, drooling and gushing at it before settling down to have my meal. I ate her to an orgasm as she moaned away before slamming in, I rocked her pussy hard with gentle strokes and intense ones at intervals



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Romance / My Oga’s Madam (18+) by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:21am On Apr 04, 2018
My Oga wife wahala too much, no be that kin wahala like house work wahala. The wahala wey I dey talk about na her kacks, everything wey she wear she must make sure say her backyard nearly tear the cloth, her hips and yansh na wahala for we yard.
I bin follow my oga come from village like 8 months ago, I dey village dey waste na him, our elders talk say make my oga help my widow malee bring me come lagos make I come work say I fit become better person.
The thing pain me well, when dem tell me say I dey go lagos, I wan go lagos but I get plan sef, all those sweet village girls wey I dey always carry enter bush to Bleep don satisfy me. My small farm dey dey alright for me and my mama.
We fit farm there, sell part of am, chop part of am, my plan dey simple but these our elders own na him I no understand. My mama follow me talk am, I wan turn am down but I no fit, my mama don try plus including say Chioma don dey sick anyhow, na one secondary school girl with big yansh wey I dey Bleep. In other to avoid stories that touch, I carry my small bag with my baffs disappear follow Chubuike come lagos.
Chubuike na spare parts dealer for Ladipo, na big man for there, we dey there together, I be him apprentice, Chubuike na bad guy, money dey him hand well well. Na just one pikin dey between him and him wife, the gal na 3 years old. Ada no gree born for Chubuike again, as an Igbo man, Chubuike wan boy as him business dey grow, make pesin dey wey go take over him business, na wetin lead Chubuike be that, he just dey Bleep
women around, dey look for son. He Bleep my own small girlfriend for market wey I dey manage, she be hairdresser apprentice sef, na the girl yansh dey make me kolo, you for don notice now say i like Ikebe, just like Timaya, Me, I like Idi nla nla, anyhow I give it to you a.
I bin no no sef, Chubuike go leave me for market, come one small hotel for our area dey Bleep my girlfriend, I no help am drag am, I just continue to dey Bleep am too. I even hear say he dey bend am for shop after he send me message, he dey bend for table like rubber, dey Bleep am. Chubuike just get money but him no sabi Bleep, after 1 minute, Chubuike don release. Na him Ladipo girlfiends tell me o, which one by my hand. I dey on my own hand. Na pleasure for me say me and my oga dey chop from the same pot, so I only beef am small.
Ada sef get small shop wey nor far like that from our house. As we dey come back from market, we dey always see am for road, hail eachother before she go come meet us for house leta. Ada dey always play some kin play with me wey be say I no how I go handle am if no be say she be my Oga wife, if na my neighbour wife, she for don hear am since. E get one day like that wey be say I first go help my oga do something, rain come beat me wella, my oga don force me go do the thing early momo, and I no carry umbrella join body.
Rain beat me enter house, Chubuike just dey use me laugh, as I give am the thing from the message wey he send me, him just comot, enter hin car, zoom off. I bin think say na only me dey house, na him I enter bathroom to bath away the poto-poto wey dey my leg, na him i decide to kukuma baff.
I dey bathroom, dey bath, I forget to lock the door, I just dey dia dey baff, the cold don enter my body, as for me, when cold dey my body, my prick go dey hard. As water dey splash for bathroom, Ada just knock for bathroom say who dey baff, the stupid tiny door just open, Ada see everything, my prick wey don hard, the prick wey be say my girlfriend for village talk say e be like baby hand. I try cover am but water don pass garri, the thing dey shame me sef, my hands no fit cover am, Ada no gree comot eye for my prick o.
She come carry eye comot after say like 30 seconds, I close the door small small. Since that time, she con dey eye me one kind, my friends for area dey temme say e get one corper wey dey Bleep my oga wife, I no mind them, which one be my own. Why I go carry Chubuike matter for head like government work. Even me sef go Bleep am if she continue to dey eye me like that.
I dey always gentle for house, e get one time wey she dey kitchen wey I wan carry I wan pass for her back, Ada make sure say she rub her nyash for my prick, he sweet me for body make I no lie but I remember my mama, make this stupid dick no spoil my life with Chibuike.
The way she rub her nyash for my prick just make my prick tanda, as I carry the thing finish, I run enter my room, comot my trouser, my prick don stand at attention like soldier.
I look for Bose, my hairdresser apprentice girlfriend tire, I no see am, I manage to sleep the prick away, the next day wey Bose show, she sef hear am, I Bleep am like say tomorrow no dey. As I pour the sperm for her nyash, my body come down like say person pour me cold water.


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Romance / How To Avoid Catching Feelings When You’re Not Ready For Love by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:14am On Apr 04, 2018
Because accidental relationships are a thing, it is important to be careful so as not to catch feelings when you’re unready and unwilling for love.
An accidental relationship, as it sounds, is the type that just happens out of the blues. You’re never prepared, you’re unwilling and unintentional about it but somehow you just discover that you are in too deep with someone to back out without causing a damage of sorts; so you just plunge deeper into the relationship.
What this causes is a relationship of unhappiness, dissatisfaction and a potential disaster even before the relationship began!
To avoid finding yourself in a mistaken relationship like this, here are few things to avoid:
1. Avoid using words of endearment
As trivialised as the use of endearing words » may have become these days, it remains uncool to just dole it out without thought.
If you do not mean it, do not say it. For you who intends to not get in a relationship yet, using words of endearment with a member of the opposite sex could create unwanted emotional problems for you because you could be triggering attraction in the other person.
And if you are avoiding catching feelings, it doesn’t make much sense to make another person catch feelings for you
2. How to date
If you are not ready for a relationship but want to remain social, » then ensure to not go out with the same person repeatedly for too long.
If you like company on your social outings, then ensure to have a wide spectrum to pick from.
Do not go out with the same person repeatedly in such a short period of time. That way you allow feelings simmer or die down before things even become too heated up.
3. Time
This is the biggest thing to guard most if you don’t want to find yourself in an unwanted relationship.
The more time you spend with someone, the more likely you are to build a bond with them and feelings are bound to creep in that way.


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Celebrities / Niniola Shows Off Her Uber-hot Bobs In Cleavage Revealing Outfit (photos) by Deebabsalabi(m): 10:58am On Apr 04, 2018
Afro-house Singer, Niniola stepped out for an event in a hot black short skirt and put her massive clea-vage on display.
She was spotted with D’banj,
DJ Spinall and Skepta at the “Home Coming Event”.
She shared the photos with the caption:
#AFROBOSS
Last night was turnt at the “Home Coming Event”
Olewu f’nibody to ba fe ……. lol

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Celebrities / 10 Female Celebrities That Would Inspire Your Love For Maxi Dresses by Deebabsalabi(m): 2:04pm On Mar 28, 2018
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Maxi dresses are quite the thing right now and no way did you expect our stylish celebrities to lay low without slaying in them. Or, did you?


Maxi dresses are cool, easy and breezy and very comfy for that day when you do not want any harsh fabric tugging at your skin.
Below are some celebrities stunning in Maxi dresses.


These are 10 celebrities that have rocked maxi gowns with style


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Celebrities / 13 Celebrities Wearing The Latest Tracksuit Fashion Trend by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:40am On Mar 27, 2018
There’s a new trend with tracksuits in town, and celebrities are already on wearing it and creating their own style with it.
Tracksuits are good outfits for days you want to go casual. They are also worn for exercise or sports to give that comfortable feel and easy movement.
Celebrities like Toke Makinwa, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde, Wizkid, Davido, Mercy Aigbe have taken to wearing the tracksuits with glam.
Here are 13 celebrities wearing tracksuits.



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Celebrities / At Last DJ Cuppy Is Marrying Asa Asika by Deebabsalabi(m): 12:09pm On Mar 26, 2018
The two latest couple in town just announced about there interest in taking there relationship to the next level, DJ Cuppy posted it on her Instagram page today and it has gotten her fans talking



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Celebrities / At Last Paul Okoye ‘rudeboy’ Speaks The Truth Behind The Psquare Break Up by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:59am On Mar 26, 2018
Paul Okoye, the artiste now known as Rudeboy, says he “never left” Psquare and that he waited for two months before he decided to move on with his career.
Peter, his twin brother, left the group in 2017, citing a persistent disregard for his creative input in Psquare. He also said he was no more willing to work with his older brother, Jude, whom he claimed was threatening his life.
Speaking tacitly on the matter, Rudeboy told The Nation that in the past, when Psquare would temporarily break up, he would “wait for almost nine months”.
He said, “I never left and I don’t know why people keep asking me that. It might be the fourth time it’s happening but I always wait. But this time the difference is that I did not wait. So I don’t have issues on that.”
When Psquare parted ways in September 2017, it took Paul Okoye some time to get used to the idea of owning the stage alone, but nowadays, he’s starting to get a hang of it.
He said, “There was a bit of a breakdown when it happened and everyone was in shock because usually when things happen like that, I wait for almost nine months.
“But this time, I had to move on with my life and under two months, it became normal for me. It’s the same old thing. There’s nothing new. The only part I know is different is performing alone because at the early stage I wasn’t used to it but now, I am used to it.”



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Celebrities / The Things This Artist Does With Her Hair Will Make You Go “wawu!” by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:47am On Mar 26, 2018
You might have seen some pretty amazing things done to African hair, but I bet you’ve never seen anything like this.
This Ivorian artist @laetitiaky does the most amazing things with her hair. My people, you prolly haven’t seen anything like this before!


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Jokes Etc / LOL All The Weird Rituals Nigerian Women Perform Before The Sweet Lovemaking by Deebabsalabi(m): 1:22pm On Mar 25, 2018
Here’s a list of a couple things Nigerian women do to get into the groove when it’s sexy time:
1. Have a cool shower.
Gotta keep the surface area clean and smelling fresh. Might as well even trim the edges a little while we’re at it.
2. Remove wig.
No need letting the wig fall off by itself “in the heat of the moment”, or allow one man to come and pull it from your head in the name of making love. Better to just jejely remove the thing and keep it safe. Brazillian wigs don’t come cheap.
3. Tying a headscarf to protect natural hair.
Especially for the naturalistas, this is very important. Somebody cannot come and have a bad hair day the following day just because of some lil’ lovin’ from the night before.
4. Removing make up
Acne is very real. And in order not to look like you just fought with your neighbour, a girl has gotta remove that layer of foundation and eyeliner before the thing clogs up all her pores. It’ll also help the “morning after” glow to shine very well sha.



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Romance / All The Weird Rituals Nigerian Women Perform Before The Sweet Lovemaking by Deebabsalabi(m): 1:09pm On Mar 25, 2018
Here’s a list of a couple things Nigerian women do to get into the groove when it’s sexy time:
1. Have a cool shower.
Gotta keep the surface area clean and smelling fresh. Might as well even trim the edges a little while we’re at it.
2. Remove wig.
No need letting the wig fall off by itself “in the heat of the moment”, or allow one man to come and pull it from your head in the name of making love. Better to just jejely remove the thing and keep it safe. Brazillian wigs don’t come cheap.
3. Tying a headscarf to protect natural hair.
Especially for the naturalistas, this is very important. Somebody cannot come and have a bad hair day the following day just because of some lil’ lovin’ from the night before.
4. Removing make up
Acne is very real. And in order not to look like you just fought with your neighbour, a girl has gotta remove that layer of foundation and eyeliner before the thing clogs up all her pores. It’ll also help the “morning after” glow to shine very well sha.



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Romance / Man Caught After Secretly Burying Lover Who Died During Sex Romp by Deebabsalabi(m): 11:17am On Mar 25, 2018
A 36-year-old man, Musiliu Owolabi, has been arrested for allegedly burying his lover, Fausat Idowu, after she died before a sex romp in Ogun State.
Officers of the State Police Command Ogun State have arrested a 36-year-old man, Musiliu Owolabi, for allegedly burying his lover, Fausat Idowu, after she died before a sex romp in Ogun State.
LIB reports that Owolabi and Fausat, a mother of five, had gone to a hotel to spend time together when she suddenly fell ill just before they started having sex » and eventually died » .
The State Police Commissioner, CP
Ahmed Iliyasu , revealed that the suspect who is a mechanic, secretly buried Fausat » in an uncompleted building at Osara village, off Abeokuta-Ibadan Expressway.
The suspect was finally apprehended after a report was to the Police filed by the younger brother of the deceased, Hammed Idowu .
Hammad told the police that his sister who went for a naming ceremony at Bode Olude area of Abeokuta was missing.
The CP also said that the deceased’s phone call logs were profiled and the suspect was the last person that had spoken to her » .
“On interrogation, the suspect admitted taking the deceased to Rocky Gold Hotel at Iyana-Apakila, Abeokuta, for pleasure, where he claimed she fell ill and later took her in his vehicle, but died under a mysterious circumstance in the car.
"He further confessed that he took the corpse to a nearby bush, dug a shallow grave and buried it without disclosing same to anybody," Iliyasu said.
During his confession, the suspect disclosed that the deceased had been his lover for six months, adding that it was the first time they were having sex » .



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Romance / Grace Goes Naughty At The Hospital by Deebabsalabi(m): 10:52pm On Mar 24, 2018
He grabbed her ass, and spanked it hard making her let out muffled screams,
Sweat was dripping from his body as he slammed his hard erection in her, he gripped her hair making her moan as he continued to pleasure her, she was close
Next she received a back hand slap from her madam,
She jumped up,
“How many times, I go tell you make you dey wake up before everybody?" she made to slap her again but Grace sprinted out of the room
“Sorry madam" She screamed
She cursed her under breath, damn the weather is too hot these days.
She didn't know which one was more painful the tinge of pain on her face from the slap or the fact that her dream was cut short.
She worked slowly and filled the drums, then she tried to wake the last child ,
The kid was burning up, and refused to wake up
"Madam, madam, junior no wake up " Grace said trembling
The Madam ran into the room, carried him and asked her to bring water which they splashed on his face, still the kid remained immobile
They carried the kid in their neighbor’s car and rushed him to the clinic from where they refused to take the kid and referred them to the General hospital.
They reached the hospital and the nurses carried the kid put him on a stretcher and moved him to the ICU
There the kid was placed on intensive care.
After a while the doctor came out and told them that Junior was going be okay,
Madam stopped pacing and asked Grace to stay with Junior .
"Collect this phone, make you fit call me if anything happen, if you trowey my phone I go kill you" She barked at her, as she left to make deposits to then go home.
Grace hated hospitals especially the weird smell but mostly because of the pregnancy drama but she knew better than to argue with her madam.
Grace moved towards the ward Junior was transferred to, sat next to his bed.
She hissed at her predicament but felt pity for Junior after one phone call from her madam and 3 hours of doing nothing she was bored.
Her stomach soon started rumbling, she considered calling her madam but she thought otherwise.
She placed her head on the edge of the bed and imagine her unfinished dream she tried to resist the urge to touch herself but the heat in the air didn't help matters
She started by dipping her hands into her pants thankfully Junior’s bed was close to the wall.
And slowly stroked her clit, there was a different thrill to it as danger of being caught , she slowly put her finger in to her wetness and continued to Bleep herself she added her another finger and bit the back of her her free hand to muffle the moans
She was close to cumming, when she heard the doctor say
"Don't stop on my account, please continue"



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Romance / Hot Ibrahim And The Sex Starved Guardian by Deebabsalabi(m): 10:44pm On Mar 24, 2018
Ibrahim and Ebube are University students who are home for the holiday. In their attempt to get their groove on, Ibrahim's Aunt sneaks to watch them.
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"My people should be in bed," Ibrahim said as he unlocked the front door to his family's home. Ebube nodded hopefully, moving her eyebrows with a mischievous grin.
"It will be nice when we finally finish from university, and get a place of our own," she sighed hopefully.
"Another year at the university and we'll be on our way."
"Yeah, but until then this isn't so bad, they never bother us," Ibrahim said.
"That's true," Ebube admitted, entering the house.
"Is your aunty still interested in your relationship?"
"Yes," Ibrahim admitted embarrassed, closing the door behind him.
"I think it's fine," she said kissing him lightly on the cheek.
"She's just protecting your future and mine too I guess."
A street light just outside the house was partially blocked by the low hanging branches of a tree, causing portions of the room to be covered in darkness while others were very well lit.
Ibrahim admired the way she looked in her dress, holding her out at arms length to gaze upon her slender body. Pulling her close, his nose was filled with the sweet scent of her perfume and shampoo as he kissed her neck lightly. She traced his arms with her fingertips as she leaned her head back with an easygoing smile. Ibrahim stole glances down her top, the soft swell of her breasts barely tented the dress but they were breathtaking just the same.
The soft skin that was exposed called out to him, begging to be kissed.
Sitting on the chair, Ibrahim pulled Ebube down alongside him and slid his fingers over her breasts gently. The soft moan that escaped her lips encouraged him and he began to squeeze more firmly. She pulled his face close and parted his lips with her tongue and kissed him urgently.
Ebube crawled atop his lap facing him, knees on either side of his legs. Her slender body pressing him into the couch as they kissed noisily. Ibrahim pulled the straps of the light dress down across her shoulders and pushed his face between her braless breasts.
She joked that she didn't have much breasts more than mosquito bumps, but Ibrahim didn't care. Her nipples were very sensitive and when she became aroused their hardened state turned him on crazily. He lavished her breasts with the rough surface of his tongue, causing goosebumps to race across her chest.
Her sigh was music to his ears as she held the back of his head, pulling him tight against her skin. Ibrahim could feel the heat of her arousal on his leg.
Her dress had ridden up and bunched around her waist, leaving her panty-covered pussy dry humping the upper part of his thigh. She began to hump against him steadily and soon her gasps filled the room as a small orgasm overtook her.
She pushed him away and stepped off the chair to stand before him after she had calmed a little. With an innocent smile she slipped the dress off her body and did a little spin in just her underwear. She knelt before him and laid her head in his lap, her fingers running up along his inner thighs. Pressing her lips against his covered erection she mouthed him through his clothing. Ibrahim grumbled and pulled her head down as he pushed his groin upwards.


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Romance / Stealing Sex From The Handsome Armed Robber by Deebabsalabi(m): 12:26pm On Mar 24, 2018
Just after leaving the mall after the hectic holiday shopping, she got accosted by a gun wielding a gun to her home then things start getting erotic.
‘To where? You don’t just rush into my car and ask me in that tone to drive, who are you? Not that I care anyway, JUST GET YOUR FILTHY SELF OUT OF MY CAR RIGHT NOW!!!’
It was not until I saw a cocked gun pointed right at my head, that I turned my ignition and drove off like a mad woman. The holiday began on Friday and considering that Christmas fell on a Monday, it will be a long holiday. Considering all these I went to the grocery store on Saturday to stock up my house before it becomes crowded.
On getting there I realized that my plans to beat the crowd has failed, as I was confronted with so many people whom I presume came to beat the crowd too.
Disappointed, I joined the queue sulking. After standing in the queue for so long I finally got to pay and leave with my goods. Once outside, I dumped everything in the trunk of the car after which I sat down to leave when some scary/cute guy rushes into my car and orders me to drive, I was still ranting at him when he pointed a revolver at me.
After driving for so long, oblivious of my destination I matched my brake and asked
‘Uncle armed robber, please where I’m I taking you too?’
‘Your house’ He replied.
‘Huh?’ I said
‘I said, YOUR HOUSE!!! Or do you want me to remind you the route to your place?’ He asked sternly, I looked at him with fear, shook my head and hit the road again and in less than 45 minutes we were at my house gate blaring the horn. We got into my apartment with me still scared to my bones and headed straight to the fridge to pour himself a drink.
Without having to wait for orders from him, I went right into my room to get him my finest jewelries, all the cash I have at home and my gadgets before he reminds me in a manner that might cost me my life. When I came out with it, he just looked at me shook his head and said
‘What makes think you that I am an armed robber?’ I was dumbfounded and perplexed at the same time, after I found my tongue I answered
‘Please sir, kindly take these things and leave me in peace, I don’t want any trouble and I won’t tell anyone, I will just forget that we ever met.’
‘And I ask again, why do you think of me as armed robber’ Clearly angry right now, I forgot about the gun and snapped at him
‘BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FREAKING GUN’ He looked at me and started laughing, he laughed hard at me, that at some point I wanted to join him in laughing but my pride wouldn’t let me, when he finally caught his breath he said
‘Keep your valuable, I don’t need them and I’m not a robber, I was running from something, I just need to lay low in your house for just tonight though.’
‘You say it as though; you don’t need my permission.
‘But I don’t, I want to stay here for the night and I will.’ With that he dismissed me, as though he owns the place, I scowled at him and walked to my kitchen to fix me something to eat, I was still cutting my vegetables when he walked in ordering me not to add onion to whatever I’m preparing because he doesn’t like it. If only looks could kill, he would have been long dead, I hissed at him and continued with my preparations, he laughed one more time and tapped my ass before he left.
I was angry but my body was excited for some reason that I cannot comprehend, right after dinner and giving him a blanket for the couch, I went to bed. Late into the night, I woke up thirsty and decided to go get water downstairs, I was halfway downstairs when I heard groaning, I stopped dead in my tracks, could it be what I’m thinking?



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Celebrities / The Secret Behind Simi Album SIMISOLA by Deebabsalabi(m): 12:44am On Mar 24, 2018
Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye aka similar the tiff Singer was born April 19, 1988 at Lagos state Simi, is a Nigerian singer, and songwriter in case u don't know Simi started her music career as a gospel singer, 2006 but later change to a love singer yea that how best I can describe her songs, her songs are always from the heart.
Simi was born in Ojuelegba, a suburb of
Surulere, as the last of 4 children. In an interview she granted to Juliet Ebirim of Vanguard Newspaper, Simi revealed that she grew up as a tomboy before the separation of her parents when she was 9. She is an alumna of
Covenant University where she studied
Mass Communication.
Simi grew up dancing and singing as a member of her local church's choir until she wrote her first song at the age of 10. [] Her professional musical career started in 2008 following the release of her debut album titled Ogaju which contained songs like "Iya Temi" and "Ara Ile" with the entire musical production from Samklef.
2014–present: Restless,
Chemistry and Simisola
In January 2014, Simi released an EP titled Restless which gained her new grounds and further earned her a record deal with X3M Music. The EP contains a 5-track cover of popular songs by international acts like
Rihanna 's "Man Down " and Adele 's "Set Fire to the Rain ".
On January 9, 2014, Simi released two singles titled "Tiff" and "E No Go Funny", with the former receiving massive airplay and accepted generally among music critics. The video for "Tiff" was released on August 30, 2015 and directed by Josh Clarke. The song went on to be nominated in the "Best Alternative Song" category at the
2015 edition of The Headies.
In 2015, Simi won the "Most Promising Act to Watch" category at the 2015 Nigeria Entertainment Awards. In an interview with Leadership Newspaper, Simi said she is working on her sophomore album scheduled to be released in 2016. Upon the release of a single titled "Jamb Question" which later featured Falz in the remix, Simi was listed as one of the artistes to watch out for in 2016 by NotJustOk.
On 14 February 2016, she released "Love Don't Care ", an Oscar Heman-Ackah-produced ballad which was received to positive critical reviews and massive airplay. The song condemns the discrimination of love because of tribal and social prejudices. The music video of the song was directed by Clarence Peters . In October 2016, she was nominated in the Best Breakthrough Act category at the 2016 edition of the MTV Africa Music Awards .On 27 October, Simi collaborated with Falz to release
Chemistry , a project Oghene Michael of
360Nobs described as an "experiment of the word art". In December 2016, Simi was nominated in three categories at The Headies 2016 award ceremony, winning one category.


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Romance / The Reason Behind Adekunle Songs And The Moral They Teaches by Deebabsalabi(m): 12:34am On Mar 24, 2018
The Ex YBNL Singer ADEKUNLE GOLD is known for is Powerful lover songs, but we never know the reason behind those songs. Bellow are the funny reason behind most of his popular songs , and the moral it teaches both the male and female
Adekunle Gold sang # Shade , ontop sey he wan marry,gal agree...love wantintin start.
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He sang # Orente... Yeah,the gal no complain,she dey 4lw am manage, he dey happy.
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Adekunle see sey other guyz dey use money entice him bae, he just luk dem come yarn dem # Ariwo_ko_ni_music ... He still dey happy sey him bae dey.
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D gal carry am go meet him mama, maalé vex sey, uh? 4 dz naija wey we dey? U wan marry person wey no get shishi? Ko le werk mehn. Adekunle change bearing come sing # No_forget ... He wan go work. Him eye don clear.
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Money no quick come, him babe don dey taya,as per sey her 4rnds dey flenjoh... Fear catch him,na so he luk up come sing
# Pickup_my_call . Hehehehe,suffer don hold him boxers.



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Romance / Stealing Sex From The Handsome Armed Robber by Deebabsalabi(m): 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2018
[b]Just after leaving the mall after the hectic holiday shopping, she got accosted by a gun wielding a gun to her home then things start getting erotic.
‘To where? You don’t just rush into my car and ask me in that tone to drive, who are you? Not that I care anyway, JUST GET YOUR FILTHY SELF OUT OF MY CAR RIGHT NOW!!!’
It was not until I saw a cocked gun pointed right at my head, that I turned my ignition and drove off like a mad woman. The holiday began on Friday and considering that Christmas fell on a Monday, it will be a long holiday. Considering all these I went to the grocery store on Saturday to stock up my house before it becomes crowded.
On getting there I realized that my plans to beat the crowd has failed, as I was confronted with so many people whom I presume came to beat the crowd too.
Disappointed, I joined the queue sulking. After standing in the queue for so long I finally got to pay and leave with my goods. Once outside, I dumped everything in the trunk of the car after which I sat down to leave when some scary/cute guy rushes into my car and orders me to drive, I was still ranting at him when he pointed a revolver at me.
After driving for so long, oblivious of my destination I matched my brake and asked
‘Uncle armed robber, please where I’m I taking you too?’
‘Your house’ He replied.
‘Huh?’ I said
‘I said, YOUR HOUSE!!! Or do you want me to remind you the route to your place?’ He asked sternly, I looked at him with fear, shook my head and hit the road again and in less than 45 minutes we were at my house gate blaring the horn. We got into my apartment with me still scared to my bones and headed straight to the fridge to pour himself a drink.
Without having to wait for orders from him, I went right into my room to get him my finest jewelries, all the cash I have at home and my gadgets before he reminds me in a manner that might cost me my life. When I came out with it, he just looked at me shook his head and said
‘What makes think you that I am an armed robber?’ I was dumbfounded and perplexed at the same time, after I found my tongue I answered
‘Please sir, kindly take these things and leave me in peace, I don’t want any trouble and I won’t tell anyone, I will just forget that we ever met.’
‘And I ask again, why do you think of me as armed robber’ Clearly angry right now, I forgot about the gun and snapped at him
‘BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FREAKING GUN’ He looked at me and started laughing, he laughed hard at me, that at some point I wanted to join him in laughing but my pride wouldn’t let me, when he finally caught his breath he said
‘Keep your valuable, I don’t need them and I’m not a robber, I was running from something, I just need to lay low in your house for just tonight though.’
‘You say it as though; you don’t need my permission.
‘But I don’t, I want to stay here for the night and I will.’ With that he dismissed me, as though he owns the place, I scowled at him and walked to my kitchen to fix me something to eat, I was still cutting my vegetables when he walked in ordering me not to add onion to whatever I’m preparing because he doesn’t like it. If only looks could kill, he would have been long dead, I hissed at him and continued with my preparations, he laughed one more time and tapped my ass before he left[/b]


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