Not everyone will get dis pvc no matter the struggle...

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OMG!!!

I can't believe it!!!
FTC for the first time ever!!!
This is officially d happiest day of my life !
Lemme screen shot it!

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OMG!!! This is good news if it's true o!
GEJ is working... beefers are beefing


Another first to comment. Today is good!

In what generation will Nigerians learn to remove violence from politics The two are so interwoven, dat I unconsciously flinch wen I hear the word politics!!!

Wish u quick recovery Bro! Pele o...

Fayose seems to have a personal vendetta with Buhari.

Third FTC today... must be my birthday in d former world!

Can de tell us where d camp is and if they saw d chibok girls?

fairygeh:
Joseph Benjamin def.Nairalander is short

sista u harsh o! But it's d truth sha! Benjamin all d way !

Eeeeeya! Wonder wat will become of d car wen our dearest otuoke warrior climbs d throne again! ....

All hail Goodluck!!!
Haters u know Wat to do!

harrysterol:
get a pc wit bb link installed, plug ur fone via USB, go to os reload at d bb link, dt all n click it

Alright dear. Thanks a bunch

harrysterol:
lol my deebee13 just reload your os and everything will be in place

How do I do dat?

Guys I desperately need help with my Z10... it all started when I was sending a movie from my Z10 to an android phone and it was taking too long, so i stopped it half way and since then I can't access the 'SETTINGS' Icon anymore. No matter wat I do, it just won't open. Now some applications need me to verify my blackberry id, but since I can't access d settings, I can't do dat. My BBM dp's don't show anymore, I can't change my own dp. My blackberry world has stopped functioning. So I can't update some applications.

PLS HELP A GIRL WHO'S NOT READY TO BUY ANOTHER PHONE YET!!!!!

Cc: harrysterol I see u

Sai Jonathan!!!

You can also try dis:
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/l1051310/how-to-eat-your-placenta#/0
Looks neat!

harrysterol:
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Samsung dumped a bucket of ice water over a waterproof Galaxy S5
..Ice Bucket Challenge

1 in 3 of college men would commit rape if they knew no one would find out

The word Vaccine comes from the latin word vacca, which means cow

In Spanish, the word hombre means; "Shoulder", "man", and "hat" all at the same time

Qn:
Your In a race & u overtake the second person, What position are U in?

Second position.

kestolove95:
people. Dat call buhari illiterate na dem b d ril illiterates o..i wonder if u don write waec or u even go skool..now let me educate u mumu,no b evriwia u go shw ur ignorant...if u go collct ur result,dem gt plain result sheets,den dem go remove one collct pasprt frm u,attch to d form,den if it is neco,nabteb or waec u wnt to collct,dey will cancel 2 out of d 3 and leav d one u collctin...den fil all ur subjcts and grade...now tell ur dad to go collct him waec result dat is if him even go skool bdat

I don't think u have a father, and if what u just wrote makes any sense to u, den no need to waste my breath!

First of all, since Buhari is 72 years old, it means as at 1961 (which is the date written on dis certificate) he was 18 years old. But d picture we have here, is a grown man's, so either he has bin d same since his teenage years, or...
Secondly, d principals signature reads 2015. It's either he just wrote d WAEC, the principal just remembered to sign after 54 years, or....
Lastly, why did it take dem so long to bring it out? Werr de looking for d right camera to make d stationery look like it's 54 years old or...

A president who makes a fake result... u know d rest!

you have only one vote...
Use it wisely!!!

Peace, love and unity! Go GEJ, u rock! I just wonder Wat all dis buharist will do wen Jonathan wins in February. I just pray de don't all start a new Boko haram division

Congrats to her! But dis gown no just resemble am at all.

I almost believed it, until I realized it might be the rehearsal of a movie scene. well done OP, you almost got me!!!
Sai FAILBUHARI!!!

Harrysterol baby, where are u nau? I miss ur updates jor!

It's one thing for the candidates to sign such an agreement, it's another thing for d agreement to be kept. Wen Buhari loses, and violence breaks out, he'll claim he didn't incite it, but d people are only fighting for their rights. 2011 in Kano state is still fresh on my mind! So left to me dis doesn't change anything!

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Also, looking at every other girl dat passes by (no matter how beautiful their own babes are) even when they are with their babes! All in d name of some genetic-bullkrap in-built in men dat says u must look at everything dat jiggles past u! It is infuriating guys!

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So? You could as well follow dem to d bedroom and give us updates!

Of cos it's a joke... Cos Buhari himself is a joke! Agents of disaster!