lirusehn:


i neva mentioned Seeds here. That's to show you how weak your black brain is.

See younglady ave got no time to xchange texts with girls. Just ignore my words sinz u quoted me ist, am seriously gonna ignore u.

I'm looking forward to it,white-brained man!

lirusehn:


shud i say u've got a black brain. Wannabe?? Whom am i trying to impress by forming what am not? Ave u forgotn individual differences?? U like it i hate it what's the crime in that?

U don't like it, cool! The more reason to ignore the thread. Cos it's for lovers of watermelon! And since u don't eat it,u shouldn't even know it has seeds! Dunpe!

lirusehn:
Great fruits? This same Watermelon?

Wannabe lasan lasan! It's only on nairaland u see thinz like dis! Shio...

simplemyk:
Nigeria’s education minister, Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau has told the House of Representatives Committee on Education that the results of the Chibok schoolgirls that sat for the West African Examinations Council (WAEC) is ready.

more details later.

http://leadership.ng/news/384121/chibok-girls-waec-results-ready-minister

I thought they were taken in the middle of an exam, which means they never got to complete it. So how come they have a result?

Dlionsheart: Ok, let him come to Nigeria and try the almighty zuma rock nah.

For someone like u, even if he uses himself as an axe to carve through the mountains, u still won't be pleased!
@topic:his sacrifice will make him remembered for generations to come. This is truly challenging!

CaptainBomb: Hug Transformer

Lwkmd! see beef

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That's lovely. But note one thing @op, not every Nigerian goes abroad to marry cos of class or too much money. Same way this ones did it here cos de love our culture could be d same reason I'm going to Paris, Mexico, Miami or Dubai to have mine!

I watched a movie(How I met your mother) sometime back. And in that movie there was an argument about who is the reacher and who is the settler in a particular relationship. Then I realised, there actually must be a reacher and a settler in every relationship to have a scale of balance. Since there can't be two alpha-dogs in a relationship!

The settler is the "alpha-dog", which means he/she settles for someone who might be considered as below their standard. He/she is never jealous or worried about the partner cheating or leaving the relationship, cos they believe they are the best their partner can ever get.

While the reacher is the one who is desperately seeking to please the partner, do everything to keep him /her. They can also be less attractive in features. And they consider themselves lucky to have their settler-partner, de do everything to make sure the relationship stays.

I don't think it's a matter up for discussion in a relationship,cos it can cause kasala! So just assess your relationship and decide for yourself, who is the reacher and the settler. So that you don't keep doing yanga until your settler leaves you. And if you're the settler, try not to lord it over your reacher!

EmpressaDelRei: ok boss! I believe you didn't peep.

I'm a babe, not a boss! Hope u now knw why i didnt peep...

EmpressaDelRei: you also didn't realise that there were many landladies in edo state? I know you closed your eyes with your palms and left a peeping hole!

U funny! The landlady thingy is so true! And for d record i didnt peep, silly!

Born and bred in d north, kano state to be precise, i got my first culture shock in Edo state where i served. I saw women selling meat, riding okada... these were strange tins to see cos de were male territories here in kano. And worse of all was how d young girls dressed, it was so bad dat i cover my eyes in embarrasment sometimes!