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VickyyB:
Ikr...

which means?

VickyyB:
Don't worry.
Thinking i like him is out of the league.

it might actually turn out that you do


you are being sarcastically mean to him and that means only two things........

you like him but afraid you'll be showing it or.....

VickyyB:
To be sincere, i can't do it, but there are still ladies who can do it anytime.

The question should be vice versa because large percentage of Nigerian guys can't do it, either....

why can't you?? And why do you think a large percentage of Naija guys can't do it either?


you are helping someone here for pete sake.

I can do it anytime anywhere and anyhow and anyday.

Not talking about them lazy young girls but aged helpless women.

No comments?

please na!?!?

It's another Year again and prophesies will start rolling in as to what and what will happen this year.

I'm here to give you my accurate prophecy for 2015 that i recieved just now by the spirit. Don't doubt them because they are more accurate than a knife thrown by Jason Statham.

[b] 1. You are going to see 2015 and then 2016 (you have now seen 2015, my prophesies have started manifesting)

2. Rain will fall and sun will shine in this 2015

3. Runs gals are going to upgrade.

4. Many men are going to be used as magas this year.

5. New phenomenon will startle scientists.

6. Pray against earthquake of record magnitude, tsunamis of record impact and hailstorms.

7. God says he has surprises for his own and surprises for the enemies of the gospel.

8. Davido and wizkid will continue their childish twitter fights.

9. Hmmmmmm.... I see Seun and i see marriage. Ishilove, kandiikane and mukina2 you have to pray hard for the will of God to be done cos i can see marriage in the life of seun this year.

10. Jonathan will win election this year(either legitimately or by the help of jegaPDP)

11. Before the end of this year it will be said of Nigeria that all is well that ends well.

12. Nairaland's home page as usuall will be updated on per second billing with stuupid and irrelevant topics.

13. Romance section is going to continue to be the most popular and most visited section of nairaland.

14. Broke assss niggas will still come to nairaland with 10mb courtesy of mtn to form rich dudes.

15. Romance is going to continue to be infested with fake topics by liars who know next to nothing about love and relationships.

16. There is going to be very many breakups this year. Pray you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are not affected.

17. BH boys will disturb but oga johna will still tell you that "he is ontop of the situation"

18. Sex will be had this year. I mean plenty of sex.

19. The 2015 election will fall on valentine's day.

20. Many will be born but yet more will die

21. You shall be bigger than you were in 2014 all you have to do is work hard.

22. Just #Believe and you will achieve anything you set your eyes on.

23. Network providers will continue to connive with NCC to whiz your credit. Just pray for God to arrest them.

24. I have a message for the following ladies, contact me privately for your message....... Di'Ja, Eva Alordiah, Waje, Eku Edewor, Victoria Kimani, Cynthia morgan, Yemi Alade, Vickkyb, ariana grande, beyonce(come those panties you wore on 7/11 video) and any other sexy female celebs i'm awaiting your contact for your message
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and now people there you have it. The most accurate prophesies you will ever see about 2015.


Happy new year everyone. Welcome to 2015 MY YEAR OF NEW THING


tenk

elantraceey:
So you mean you don't thank God throughout the year?
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i don't know about you miss but i think the new year is special

I see it as a time to thank God for keeping till the nect year.


The happiness is immense.


Where else is better to thank God for that than in his house?

I see it as a time to thank God for keeping till the nect year.


The happiness is immense.


Where else is better to thank God for that than in his house?

MhizVee:
it depends on wat?

a whole lot of factors

depends

the chicken i ate was sweet

it is wierd because chicken is meant to be delicious.

a seventeen year old is a girl and not a lady as you put it.





All these facebook stories sha

Number four is so on point. I love my city

LOL

beautiful from little

maestroferddi:
Should I suppose that you have heard of FLOTUS?

First Lady Of The United States.

The man Buhari is allowing desperation to get the better part of him. The man is throwing inpractical promises all over the place.

exactly my point.

dharmieeey:
At least all the tax payers money allocated to that office will be conserved. He has conscience..Y can't you guys see beyond your nose..and disband dx irresponsible otuoke band

tax payers money allocated to that office will be conserved LMAO



he has conscience? LOL


the office of the first lady is as old as democracy itself. All great leaders who transformed their countries all had a first lady and she had her office.

So you see my friend, having a first lady's office or not does not hinder any government from transforming a country.

If he wants to conserve money he should start by cutting down on lawmakers salaries. I believe you know what i mean.

omenka:
What a sorry kid.

i'll pretend i did not see the bolded


the office of the first lady does not stop any president from carrying out his administrative duties at all. If a president wants to cut down on expenses he should start by streamlining lawmakers' wages. Even the most successfull presidents and prime ministers do have a first lady and she has her office.

Why doesn't he also forfeit his aso villa (if he were to win) so we know he is serious.


The office of first lady has never and never will be a distraction to any President who wants to carry out his duties.

Good day sir

the historians/storytellers: they always have stories to relate with every single happening in the bus or topic of discussion. They talk nonstop and you keep wondering if they spend their whole life travelling and seeing things. You see an accident on the road and they go like "this is just like the one i saw few months back where forty people bla bla bla"

this is laughable. Why not? Will that make him a better president?

3coins:
thought christmas was Jesus' birthday

ofcourse. We just celebrate for him

VickyyB:
No gender is a gold digger.
The phrase is mostly used when a broke arsè guy has been dumped by his gf.
No gf for a lazy man or probably, he could get an ashewo for 200naira or a low class girl.

i just love seeing the posts of this girl. Main reason i signed up

And when you are told it then makes you richer or wiser?

lol