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Make una dey deceive una selves.

Upon una analogy, it is generally rare for 60 years old woman to have kid with regular steady sexual activity

3 of my uncles and 4 neighbors at the ages 76 -84 impregnated their wifes of ages 21 to 30 (the 30 year olds actually struggled to take in - those in 21-27 took barely 3-7 months of traditional marriages this year).

Dey there dey console yourselves.

If you don't want marriage or no fit " gree for man", stay single and be successful in it.

The research that will tell you beans is protein, now newly found that beans is carbohydrate.

Nonsense.

This is the confidence that always exists.


Until it happens

God forbid.

I insist.

Whosoever sleeps with this person should be paid.

I and my team will ensure that such a person is paid around the range of 34k.

Lol.

It always get clearer when age catches up with a person.

Second wife.....

E dey clear gradually.

I'm sorry sir

The brother wife is 100% RIGHT.

And to think of it, are you supposed to be demanding she mourns for him or you are supposed to be offering her apologies for the disgrace of a husband (from your family) that she married?

And you can see, you are a woman! You will wish that such circumstances (of a cheating husband) don't happen to you, but see how you empathize with another woman?

Women are their own enemies!

superlanny:
He died in active service literally. He served his nation meritoriously and deserves all the commendation. Rest well soldier

Amen

A gallant officer and a true gentleman.

The day will come when these people when they are out power, will start giving account in very costly ways.

Keep talking nonsense.

The other one said Boko Haram was technically defeated.

Shameless people.

Gaza won? In terms of the fact they have not been totally extinct, yes. But in the damage. It was terrible.


It will take more than 2 years for them to get a bit of recovery sir. The world itself can't fix Gaza in 6 years.

Declare state of emergency on Electricity.

My speech in summary-----

All the discos will be dissolved.

Ikeja Electric, their management and staff will be dealt with decisively.

The band system will be dissolved.

All former employees of Ikeja Electric will be searched for and dealt with decisively.

There will be the appointment of a sole administrator - a Major General or his equivalent in the Armed forces to oversea the new initiative for an immediate electricity direct intervention in the federal republic of Nigeria.

Largely team Ogbono anyday.

You can swallow a tank of pounded yam with better Ogbono soup without knowing

Apologies to all our maids that were accused of stealing cutlery those days.

It is obvious that lighter cutlery could fall out from the spaces in the basket.

Please what about the rest (aside the aforementioned four).

I did not even realize that was Rev Joda....


What about the rest of them.....

Is it just me, but I think he has an excellent sense of style.

Shout out to whoever trims his hair

That is what oyibo people have done to us.

They would have arrested you for public disturbance and gender trauma if you were in a western country.

My God.

Please bring back Tunde Bakare the prophet.

I bind this Tunde Bakare the politician

It is worse than Femi Adesina.


Amen

I sympathize with our doctors.

Hahaha

What a name.

Later we go talk say our youth dis our youth that....

And it is not because it might be acholic or otherwise... But it is giving a modern impression that being negative is kinda cool.

They should. It will be even surprising if they don't.

Terrorists and criminals (thieves) are not the same thing.

Terrorism is driven by conviction. Ideals. Most times, ridiculous ideals. Criminality is mostly driven by greed, poverty, drugs etc ..

You will be amazed that terrorists actually have a good conscience when they do these dastardly acts .

How can you have something called a repentant terrorist for Christ holy sake?

May God help this our country.

Any ordinary Nigerian, especially those who have ever experienced invasion of terrorists, or bandits etc, will agree with the soldier.

It is a traumatic experience. It is very defiant - you will be amazed that the terrorists themselves are even reckless as though they know that no one will come against them, while they operate.

The curse cannot work my dear.

You already cheated on someone that was dedicated to you.

It is payback for what you did to your original boyfriend.

Spirits are equally allergic to foolish people. It's not anybody that can invoke them unnecessarily.


Thanks.

Op.



Please, define pretty.

See how I rushed to see the "pretty" lady....


You better be careful.

Except on the economy grounds.

But kindly consider that the flavor of the intended meal aside from the ingredients, will also come from the heat-the steaming of the said meal. That pot cannot stop heat from the rice and stew overlapping each other.

The desire of a well flavored stew will have issues it will have a semi rice flavor instead of the usually intended beef, chicken etc flavors.

It's almost what any play boy says or does in wooing a lady (who don dey give am green light).

The impression she gave in the first interview when this thing started was some kind of denial of rights as a senator and persecution for refusal to his advances.

It is evidence of the latter we want to see not all this nonsense.

That is not the lady.

This is a lady that killed herself same way some years ago.

He was a Nazarine not a Nazarite.

He definitely obeyed the demands of hair descency.

I believe He will ignore your rantings sir/ ma.

At least we know He was male.

The good old days

It can never fail you in Jesus name.

That time, they were blowing grammar.

Oga. Qatar is not Lagos.

Shebi we like the "Qatar is very developed and Dem no dey go church". " Nigeria is too religious", Nigeria is hell fire" etc etc.


Dem no send you for Qatar.

You better wear long trousers.


Nansense.