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Is it just me, but Olamide's line in "Zazoo zeh" is so on point.

I can't agree more.

100% truth.

Get more information from your doctor.

A very terrible mindset.

Who told you my daughters and my sister has nothing to bring to the table?! Especially in their marriage even if their husbands are below average?

You talked about about the Adam and Eve episode, have you not read your Bible to the point of realising that the very Eve that led to Adam's fall was the first person to speak truth and take responsibility? Adam did not. Eve was the first pioneer of the faith in God as a merciful restorer, naming her latter child "Seth" that God (who had earlier casted her away) would yet turn and give her another? Seth had his children "and men began to call upon the name of the Lord". She thus becoming an initiator.

If this is what the so-called feminist movement is about, it is unfortunate.

If it was about a woman bringing her best and the man bringing her down, it would have been a different story. But to emphasize that the woman becomes terrible and empty because of her husband is empty?!

God!

Sorry ma.



Next.

Can our president be just quiet?!

See where jungle justice will have been an option.

Like my pastor friend jokingly said,

This world is not balanced. Adam and Eve should just come and start again.




Hahahaha.

Why is he crying?

Rip to Lt Colonel Abu Ali.

Galant soldier and officer.

One of the very fewest times you will see Top military commanders in Nigeria cry was when he was laid to rest.

Biggest honour you can give him and many other brave soldiers, is to be a solid help to the family they left behind.

Very good with a chilled bottle of beer --- sorry coke.

Congratulations sir.

Jesus Christ

The world only has glamour.

No substance.

So Davido don move from this babe.

This world no balance O.

This young man again.

He needs packaging.

Hehehehe.

Lol

Some were millionaires, got married and became paupers.

Some where paupers, got married, got kids, went through hell, now became millionaires.

The world no just balance.

My own.

Be realistic to yourself. Have and workout a practical plan for your life, your spouse and for a child (children if you like).

Most importantly, marry your wife/ husband. No marry another person dem own. Never be deceived by the glamour of social media and TV.

It's the two right people in the thing, doing the right thing, that makes the thing work out Las Las.


Lastly, may thunder fire poverty nonsense this year!

Vickyvice:
Second to last pic suppose become meme

Amen

So this is a man.

Infact, I'm tired.

Please...

Hahahaha....

Plantiff:
Polygamy is only interesting when the kids are young.

The demerits of polygamy, especially in wealthy homes, start to manifest when the kids grow to understand the realities of life.

Things fall apart if the polygamous father dies intestate.

Except Davido makes a will, 60 years from today, these pretty moulds of pure beauty and innocence won't be sitting in one room. Even if they do, it wouldn't be without deep hatred, suspicion and envy.

Last year I was one of those who claimed that the institution of marriage has outlived its importance until I encountered the case of a polygamist whose younger children are unable to complete their education abroad because of his demise. His estate is valued at 10 billion naira and the court battle just commenced. These cases last up to three decades most times and are continued by Grand Children.

Don't get it wrong, there's rivalry and strive between children of same mother but nowhere near the scenes of shame children of different mothers act for inheritance.

100%

My special shout out to whoever first posted this meme on Nairaland.

May you make heaven

The men are dressed. Ladies are half nude in the name of "fun"....

Okay.

Future is female indeed.

Can we have "privileged" women advertise more brains than body?

Only your husband or secret rooms at home are entitled to see your "assets" unless of course, it's for everything that has a d*** based on the highest bidder.

Even before the picture loaded on my phone, I just knew there will be some unholy stew in the picture.

By the way, shout out to soapy crew.

Merry Christmas.

Please Nairaland, make una no make me vex!

For goodness sake!

I'm angry at this your news.

Please you people should not make me angry today.

Please someone help us start this rapture abeg.

Comedy gold

This is unfortunate.

The government has set up a committee to look into the matter.

richmondefosa:


Pero “blasts” Ikeji.

Is she now a bomb?

Hahahaha

This world get problem.

I second the meme themed "start the rapture" I sighted earlier abeg.

Hehehehe

2dice01:
They will still come to an agreement on the sharing formula of the Premium Preeék



Niggà has seen more pussiés than most midwives

Lol @ the word Premium Preeeek