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if he had tied the boot of a white player na another thing we for they talk..we for don forget friendship turn am to racism and self esteem

Smartsyn:
I learnt through the hard way.

When I was in school, that was my 2nd year, I was living with an Uncle and he has many cars, and two of them was at our disposal. His two sons, my age mates can all drive, but I can't, I have never drive before in my life.

One morning as I was washing one of the cars, I never knew that you must not step on the throttle before the car moves, I just start the car, engage the gear and remove my leg from the crunch, the car jumped and hit the car in front. That was my first experience with a car.

Weeks later, one of the sons asked me to drive, we're on the highway, he told me what to do and was like I got it. From gear 1, I jumped to gear 4 while I was dancing with the steering, I nearly caused an accident.

That was how I managed to learn, after many attempts.

How did you learn how to drive, did you went to a driving school?

I didnt went o...when i wanted to went an issue came up...but now i'm ready to went

wow nice one...that hotel really needs a new management..my friend almost got drowned in their pool when we went there last year..thumbs up man

please nairalanders help me i need to pay for my jamb change of course and right now i'm so so broke..nobody to lean on right now..i need your help..change of course is 3k only.....GOD bless you all

Admin please help me move this to front page...

kudoxs:
me wey study computer science for Unilorin for 4 years sef no pay reach the amount for one session in Convenant, but i believe the advantages of this kinda school is you have the best kinda practical training and you get to connect with children of people in high places in the society; which matters a lot in this our country.

Bro abeg give me your whatsapp number..i'm an aspirant..unilorin comp sci

PiccoloBrunelli:
And when the boy says "Mummy I want to be an artist" she'll tell him to shut up and go read medicine. Well...I doubt she's that kinda mother. This is some insane Pablo Picasso shiit!

*modified*

The pencil rendition looks like Tonto Dike a bit But still amazing all the same. I can't do that.

I swear you took the word from my mouth....it surely looks like tonto

timidapsin:
[size=14pt]Whats the essence of blurring her face? so her boyfriend/ husband wouldn't know?[/size]

If na your granny nko

those of you commenting rubbish...how many of una no get side chicksthis is an abuse of press freedom..the newspaper company should be sued..all man has the right to do what ever they like...oya make una swear say una never bang outsiders...#UgandaIsntFair

those of you commenting rubbish...how many of una no get side chicksthis is an abuse of press freedom..the newspaper company should be sued..all man has the right to do what ever they like...oya make una swear say una never bang outsiders...#FuckUganda

Abajosax007:
Keep your hopes up bro, i had 189 in 2013 and the hope of studying engineering seemed to have ended but i gained admission and currently in 300lvl. Trust the Lord bro

Into which uni?

lol...nairalanders...this picture isnt about the little boy not standing before the player.....the picture is about el-sharaway who gave his tracksuit top to the mascot in front of him.....Check the Picture again you will understand

Yes, JAMB 2016 UTME starts Today 27th Feb, 2016 and
the thing is, it came so fast this year. It came so fast, that only the Grace of God can help
candidates this year....
I just wish all Jambites GoodLuck in their Examinations..May your heart Desires be met..
Please feel free to contribute and post your prayers
for a successful JAMB this 2016....

this guy don suffer....check this out

vizkiz:
this is just gay mehn

incase you missed it..go and watch a recap of the MamaAward2015..patoranking also rocked that sandals

1. Twitter's bird is called Larry.

2. Pistanthrophobia is the common fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships gone bad.

3. Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village"

4. Spaghetti is actually the plural form of the Italian word "spaghetto."

5. A pizza delivery is more likely to arrive to your home sooner than an ambulance in a case of an emergency.

6. There is a small village named "Pussy" in France - People living in the village are called "Pussies".

7. There are more chickens than people in the world.

8. 2% of couples have fallen in love in a supermarket, according to a survey

9. It is projected that by 2060, only 44% of the U.S. population will be white, making minorities the majority.

10. If you are nominated for an Oscar and lose, you get a $50,000 consolation prize.

11. Russell Brand got fired from MTV for dressing up like Osama Bin Laden a day after 9/11.

12. Smiles are contagious!

13. The longest chess game that is theoretically possible has 5,949 moves.

14. Penguins have an organ near the eye that filters salt from the water out of their system.

15. If you sleep on your right side you will fall asleep faster than sleeping on your left side.

16. The more sex you have, the more you want, research says.

17. The world's most common eye color is brown.

18. Listening to music at high volumes makes a person calmer, happier and more relaxed

19. Erotomania is when a person believes that a celebrity is in love with them.

20. There is a company in LA that provides "cuddle specialists" to come over to your house and cuddle with you.

21. Bigorexia is a disorder in which a person becomes obsessed with working out because they aren't muscular enough.

22. People who are more intelligent tend to go to bed later and get up later.

23. Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.

24. The doctor who discovered that hand washing prevented the spread of disease was thrown in a mental institution for his crazy ideas.

25. A "moment" technically means 90 seconds

26: It's ok and "I'm fine" are the two most common lies spoken in the world.

27. Leonardo DaVinci used to buy caged animals at the market just to set them free.

28. Listening to music uses the entirety of the human brain, this is one of the few activities that does this.

29. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

30. 4 is considered an unlucky number in Japan.

31. Chickens can see more colors than a human

32: A study found that a woman is far more likely to give a stranger her phone number if he is holding a guitar.

33. Curvy women may be more intelligent than skinny women due to fatty acids in their hips that improve their mental abilities, a study found.

34. The phrase, "Happy wife, happy life," is scientifically proven; husbands who have happy wives are more satisfied with their lives

35. Daniel Radcliffe broke over 80 wands while filming the Harry Potter movies because he used them as drumsticks.

36. Being closed minded literally makes you stupid. People who aren't open and understanding to change have lower IQ's.

37. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down so you could see his moves.

38. Biggest lie ever... "I have read and agree to the terms of use."

39. Blood can turn green underwater.

40. The film Titanic won 11 Oscars - but none for acting.

Enjoy and learn

dear nairalanders i think it is time for ahnge and improvement on nairaland..so let us know 3 things you would like to change on nairaland..

Here is the full list of 23 players nominated for the
BEST PLAYER for the year: Sergio Agüero (Argentina / Manchester City),
Gareth Bale (Wales / Real Madrid), Karim Benzema
(France / Real Madrid), Cristiano Ronaldo
(Portugal / Real Madrid), Kevin De Bruyne
(Belgium / VfL Wolfsburg / Manchester City) Eden
Hazard (Belgium / Chelsea), Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Sweden / Paris Saint-Germain), Andrés Iniesta (Spain / FC Barcelona), Toni Kroos (Germany / Real
Madrid), Robert Lewandowski (Poland / Bayern
Munich), Javier Mascherano (Argentina / FC Barcelona), Lionel Messi (Argentina / FC Barcelona), Thomas Müller (Germany / Bayern
Munich), Manuel Neuer (Alemaya / Bayern Munich), Neymar (Brazil / FC Barcelona), Paul Pogba (France / Juventus ), Ivan Rakitic (Croatia / FC Barcelona), Arjen Robben (Netherlands / Bayern
Munich), James Rodríguez (Colombia / Real
Madrid), Alexis Sánchez (Chile / Arsenal) Luis Suárez (Uruguay / FC Barcelona), Yaya Touré (Ivory Coast / Manchester City), Arturo Vidal (Chile /
Juventus / Bayern Munich).For the Best coach Not surprisingly, FC Barcelona head coach Luis
Enrique is among the candidates for coach of the
year. The nominees this year are: Massimiliano
Allegri (Italy / Juventus), Carlo Ancelotti (Italy / Real
Madrid), Laurent Blanc (France / Paris Saint-
Germain) Unai Emery (Spain / Seville), Pep Guardiola (Spain / Bayern Munich), Luis Enrique Martínez (Spain / FC Barcelona), José Mourinho (Portugal /
Chelsea), Jorge Sampaoli (Argentina / Selección de
Chile), Diego Simeone (Argentina / Atlético de
Madrid), Arsène Wenger (France / Arsenal)

it has been reported on tvc news that there is a fire outbreak at jakande estate area of lagos state..fire fighters are now trying to put it off...

More news to follow

we have a lot of Nigerian rap artiste in the music industry with great punchline..

as for me my best punchline so far is from phyno in ghostmode where he said

''I’m something like a calenda ’ve got all your dates''...
DROP YOURS

baba GOD please deliever my local government...wish the soldiers a victorious fight against the sect...#PROUDLYkogian

Hours after the dare-devil armed robbery gang numbering over 40 stormed both Diamond and Access Banks at 4th Avenue, FESTAC Town, Lagos, the Area E Command said they tried their best despite being at a disadvantage numerically. Speaking to THISDAY exclusively, the Area E Commander, ACP Frank Mba, said they recovered about 27million from the robbers, who were forced to drop the stolen money before they fled. He also said they recovered about 240 rounds of AK47 live ammunition, adding that the money has been deposited at another branch of Diamond Bank, still in FESTAC Town.

There are more than ten thousand facts that you might never have heard of..but here you have 10 out of these amazing facts..
1. You breathe on average about 5 million times a
year.
2. You are born with 300 bones, by the time you are
an adult you will have 206.
3. One fourth of the bones in your body are in your
feet.
4. "Almost" is the longest word in the English
language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
5. A broken clock is right two times a day.
6. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump
7. Earth is the only planet not named after a god
8. Of all the words in the English language, the word
"SET" has the most definitions.
9. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. I
dare you, give it a try
10. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS...