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MaziOmenuko:
Ee come be like say everything for this country dey harsh, mosquitoes come harsh pass. No insecticide dey kill them again, abi dem don mutate come develope resistance for insecticide. I don spray tire, pour snipper sotey na me the snipper wan come kill. To breathe na wahala, still mosquitoes dey bite, sulk and even chew.

The other day I no sabi as rat take run enter my kitchen. I no even border myself to look for am. I just secure my certificate them because I know say if hunger finish with am for that my kitchen, the next thing him go do na to dey find my certificate. This morning, na so I see the rat lie down for my kitchen. I been think say him don die until I notice say him dey breath small small and dey blink him eyes. I just use broom sweep the thing comot.

The huzzling is real!

Lmao! Cheii, you're a comedian

joseph1832:
Hope its me, the song remind you of?

You wish. Lol

"I wanna know"-Joe... reminds me of someone


Ne-yo- do you. ..

AbuMikey:
9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/crying.jpg




Why is he even climbing maggi ??

Thunderlicious:
You are a gbogbocigar. You are licking my yansh.

Lmao




"Licking yansh"kè

Intro-tech, the teacher taking us made it worse, boring man!


Then geography and physics, the physics teacher, smh!

joseph1832ng:
Her signature gave me a warm feeling.

I like her style. Lol.

Shukraan jazilaan

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]deejavuu, best signature I've come across!![/color]

Merci beaucoup

Neyoor:
That's winesome. I'm cool. I hope you had a tranquil day?



Yes..... he go by the sobriquet fyne.stboi. I hope you will avail me with your vote and support for this dude ma'am.

Ok, when it's time for voting i will.

Neyoor:
How is you...... ma'am?




I need your support for a contestant in this contest.

Very well, thank you for asking, you?...

Okay...

Neyoor:
Hi miss deeja.vuu!

Hello...

iAmCharis:
Thanchu. iPhone 6+

.

Okay, Jumia will deliver it to you

iAmCharis:
Haha

Yea, a little.

Awww. Pele..


Happy birthday once again. name your gift

iAmCharis:
And it made front page!

Exactly!


How's your birthday going? Had fun?

Cc iamcharis

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hullo!

We gat talk.[/color]

Okay.

Will holla

Oahray:
to?

You know who and what.

Oahray:
nah, not shy, just realistic about my worwor looks.

Not shifting, sit like that

You know what will happen

Oahray:
abeg ooo, I no fine reach to dey show myself for this kind thing.

I have a better idea... Let's watch together... On the same chair... Dipping into the same popcorn bowl

Says who? Just say you're shy and don't want attention


Okay, shift

I nominate,

https://www.nairaland.com/oahray

I nominate,

https://www.nairaland.com/smellymouth

https://www.nairaland.com/stfuareyougod

Cc dygeasy..

Congratulations Lanicky.....!!!


shine on gal!!!!! Very well deserved






Congrats to the other contestants, you all are queens...

Oahray:
Deejavuu, well done

I said hi, from the other side

Oahray:
Yeeeeessssssss!!!

Hi

ALAGA1:
In the next 30 minutes, na so this thread go Be

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wwprty.gif

iAmCharis:
I know right? Come do your magic already!

Come.with me

iAmCharis:
Amu have not been fine.

Awww

I'm gonna make you feel alright.

iAmCharis:
Obhialeke

How are you mi love

Iamcharis

I vote

Lanicky


Cc NLjega

STFUareyouG0d:
Deejavuu it is well with your soul

Amen

Bless you too

Oahray:
chai... That girl get shape o.
Deejavuu, hi

Hello

I vote

Lanicky


Ivvy

MissGdope


Mysticgal

Mimzy

Cc NLjega