₦airaland Forum

ronald4lif:
Oh baby, you're a darl for life.

But why add that mumu boy iAmCharis when he has been flirting around. We don't need flirty friends.

mimzy:
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Smellymouth:

I wonder oo

mimzy:
I just tire

Smellymouth:

mimzy:
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Smellymouth:

STFUareyouG0d:
Wash! As usual


Na today you dey send am?

STFUareyouG0d:
Oya PM me your address

STFUareyouG0d:
I'm waiting

STFUareyouG0d:
not exactly! But everything is wrong with you not participating

STFUareyouG0d:
And deejavu.u watches on as expected

Odunharry:
Your head is there..
The attaching note is so true...
At the end if it's SS2 let's say A, we put awesome at the end of that ss2 etc.

I miss secondary school men.. What i miss more are the missing notes and the business of writing full notes for people for a pay

iAmCharis:
My greatest wish is to know your greatest wish.

iAmCharis:
Deej.avuu, Come tell us yours

nasha1:
u see wetin i talk about social media? mad people.
why is she troubling herself na? let her find a dp and put it there,end of the story.After dat make she cook better soup and plenty meat.

ToyotaTufiakwa:
@ your Signature

Oahray:
whatido?

Oahray:
Chai! See grownup men fighting in the mud

Why do I almost always miss crazy drama?

iAmCharis:
Exactly bro, Nigeria is a failed state and things will continue to get worse. Just see how account numbers are flying everywhere for just 5k. Yet our leaders fill their tank for their unborn generations.

DDeliverer:
which one I go talk leave the other...Almost all the boys wey dey area don dey pass road enter obodo oyibo..because the country don tire them..
Them no even dey care about us..One say he dey fight corruption, na corruption I go chop abi na corruption wan give me better job?
As dem dey recover the money..dem dey keep am for who? their children?

which hope poor man pikin get for this country? I hear say saraki papa na senate president that year...now, saraki na senate president..probably in 10years time saraki pickin go be Senate president...he fit dey one side dey chill while dem dey groom am...poor people children go dey hear dey shout pdp4life and Apctilldeath..

No be crase we dey use style dey crase so??

percyshelu:
E don reach d time where me and my family go pack go Mali. This country dey better abi e dey spoil?since last Monday were Buhari visit katsina, like say e carry our light follow body go Abj. No money, no light , no water even 4 rainy season. No light to take use fan collect small breeze, my skin don rough by force, as my hand don strong reach I fit slap 5 pple to death in 2minutez, no work even as I don submit applications for more Dan 10 offices, I forget how cold water dey taste not to talk of how ironed cloth dey like. Me just tire oooooo even to arrange small soup 4 pot, u go gaxto get 3k for Pocket even if meat/fish no go dey. Later some idiots go dey carry Broom dey shout change. I no wan vex pass d way I am vexing now oooooo boys don try every means to survive, from betting to lotto. D day u play Barcelona vs Lavente over 1.5, game go end 0-0. #vexing e better make person die 4 abroad Dan to die 4 here.

MaziOmenuko:
I just dey see the guys wey be my neighbour dem as dem dey fry hair with relaxer and laugh wan scatter my belle. Person no get money, na hair him wan relax so him fit toast babe. If you toast the babe finish and she agree, what next?
These days, I no dey even reason to dey toast babe! Na so the hunger reach! Ee don reach when the babes go come out clean talk wetin dem want. Men no get money for filmhouse cinema, domino pizza and cold stone ice cream now. No be say those things no dey hungry us, na condition dey make crayfish bend. So as we bend so, you try to bend with us. No come dey form effizy like say ur Papa na bill gate abi na Dangote. We are ready to show you love, but una definition of love come dey different from our own. We no even get strenght to compete, so if u get another maga wey dey feed you cold stone ice cream like say u no suck ur mama breast, no wahala. Since dem talk say na survival of the fittest, no wahala! Make we wey no get means to buy domino pizza respect ourself dey our own.

If konji climb fence, we go find how we wan take manage am. After all, na person wey chop belle full self get strenght raise prick.