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Celebrities / Re: Simi's Performance Outfit At Big Brother Naija Eviction Show Got People Talking by Deejavuu(f): 11:48am On Feb 27, 2017
Just because she isn't half naked undecided. Yeye dey smell. Go Simi, you rock 100% girl!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by Deejavuu(f): 3:19pm On Jan 29, 2017
eosigwe:
Gift is a fake ass bit*h. All the housemates sef don know. Bit*h go home. TBoss of all fake b*tches real pass you. Bit*h go home. Go home. Go home. You are disgusting me. I'm ashamed of you as my Igbo sister. Go home bit+h.

As in. She just said she can't wait to drink couscous shocked shocked embarassed. Just when I thought I have seen enough of her fakeness angry..

'I give up mhan' in uriel's voice cry

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Deejavuu(f): 7:44pm On Dec 27, 2016
ronald4lif:



Been hustling. The recession nacked me wella had to upp my game. angry

Oh he's back. Is he bole and plantain?

Compliment of the season, darl.

Recession for where? Ko possible

Yeah. He is. ..

Wish you same dear...
Romance / Re: Couple Who Met Inside An Elevator At An Office Building, Set To Wed by Deejavuu(f): 3:14pm On Dec 25, 2016
Truckpusher:
You're raffing angry

Merry Christmas. Wish you all the best of the season!
Romance / Re: Couple Who Met Inside An Elevator At An Office Building, Set To Wed by Deejavuu(f): 3:21pm On Dec 23, 2016
Truckpusher:
And me and Deejavuu yaf met here on nairaland thousand times yet she hasn't even proposed. angry

Lmao. grin.
Music/Radio / Re: Headies Awards 2016: Live Updates by Deejavuu(f): 10:06pm On Dec 22, 2016
Smellymouth:
Which kind rubbish visuals be this na?

How Hiptv want make I take enjoy this show?

I nor know why I vex tear my VVIP ticket this morning.. undecided

VVIP shocked shocked
Your nose just increased in length tongue
Romance / Re: Sex: This Girl Wants Her Married Pastor Badly. See What She Did by Deejavuu(f): 10:02pm On Dec 22, 2016
Truckpusher:
angry You that abandoned me when I needed you most?

I can't do that now. No where to reach you angry
Romance / Re: Sex: This Girl Wants Her Married Pastor Badly. See What She Did by Deejavuu(f): 9:31pm On Dec 21, 2016
Truckpusher:
My loff grin

Ayaf missed you oh

grin grin

I miss you too o. Been a while angry
Romance / Re: Sex: This Girl Wants Her Married Pastor Badly. See What She Did by Deejavuu(f): 1:49pm On Dec 21, 2016
Truckpusher:
I tell ya cheesy

Look who's here
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Deejavuu(f): 11:48am On Dec 21, 2016
ronald4lif:


Was on a recess bro. How far?

Deej.avuu sup, why did Charis deactivate

Sini.zia, nwanne anam ekene kwa gi o. Ke ije?

shocked shocked shocked. Where have you been? angry angry cry

Dunno why but he's back.
Romance / Re: Who Do You Think Is The Best Comic Writer On Nairaland For 2016? by Deejavuu(f): 4:01pm On Dec 17, 2016

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Romance / Re: Who Do You Think Is The Best Comic Writer On Nairaland For 2016? by Deejavuu(f): 10:48pm On Dec 16, 2016
Smellymouth:


Shu shuperu/
Worri Worri do/
Someone cannot play with you/
Is dat how you used to do.. grin cheesy


Hahahaha, you're a case study... cheesy grin cheesy.

I nominate you too, you always make most fp threads lit!

* Beyonce's hands for you*

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Crime / Re: Gay Lovers Caught Having Sex In Lagos, Arraigned (Photo) by Deejavuu(f): 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2016
Afrok:
In this period of CHANGE and recession where dickk no gree stand against boobi and pussyy, nah ehn dia own prick dey stand against asshole? shocked

Blood of recession oo embarassed

Lmao

Family / Re: What Are Your fears Of Getting Married Or Being Married? Singles ONLY by Deejavuu(f): 11:06pm On Oct 06, 2016
SavageGarden:
I've long convinced myself that I can't stand a partner talk less of getting bloody married! Just broke up with a girlfriend god! it got suffocating I couldn't breath! I can't stand those things it's clearly not for me and I won't delude myself into thinking otherwise I wasn't born with that gene, getting married, having kids too much trouble! with the state Nigeria is right now it's safer to face this hellhole alone, and I cherish me some alone time. Can't imagine sharing my bed for the rest of days..i love sleeping alone my bed is sacred! then being someone's emotional and mental dustbin for the rest of our lives..Marriage is too demanding it should be banned!!!!!!! ;DI've long convinced myself that I can't stand a partner talk less of getting bloody married! Just broke up with a girlfriend god! it got suffocating I couldn't breath! I can't stand those things it's clearly not for me and I won't delude myself into thinking otherwise I wasn't born with that gene, getting married, having kids too much trouble! with the state Nigeria is right now it's safer to face this hellhole alone, and I cherish me some alone time. Can't imagine sharing my bed for the rest of days..i love sleeping alone my bed is sacred! then being someone's emotional and mental dustbin for the rest of our lives..Marriage is too demanding it should be banned!!!!!!!

Weird and crazy as it sounds I support!!!! cry embarassed

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Family / Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by Deejavuu(f): 12:00am On Oct 04, 2016
Richy4:
Is another girl knocking at the side door OP?

Why is this an issue to you instead of the employers..?

Do you now realize that she was older than you or what?

is she committing adultery?

is she not a good mother to your kids?

Does her n@kedness look different or aged overnight since you Now discovered the age discrepancy ?

What precisely is the problem here? This is something that could be overlooked when there is love....

People are different anyways.. but i can only have trust issue with a lady when I have an evidence that she is "running around" not something as petty as age difference.....If She like let her be 100 and claim 15 for all I care as long as she is a wonderful mother to my children and attend to my needs..

grin grin cheesy the bolded is funny but makes lots of sense.

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Akpotha, Mercy Aigbe & Mbong Amata Stun At ROK TV Launch In London by Deejavuu(f): 12:22pm On Oct 01, 2016
Mbong Amata's hair be giving me life. That's all i see. kiss

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Romance / Re: . by Deejavuu(f): 11:38am On Sep 25, 2016
Happy birthday to the guy that's always 'Lmao '. Do you still have an ass cheesy tongue

wishing you everything good and sweet! Enjoy!!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Okiemute Ighorodje Wins MTN Project Fame Season 9 by Deejavuu(f): 11:15am On Sep 25, 2016
Awww. So happy for okiemute, was rooting for she or Kitay, go girl! Victory well deserved! ! Good Kitay is in the top 4 too..
Romance / Re: Man Begging Law Graduate For Sex For 4 Years Exposed By The Lady - PICS by Deejavuu(f): 3:49pm On Sep 15, 2016
Two foolish people. The man is shameless, well I'm not surprised tho, they abound. The gurl is an attention seeker raised to power 100, whatever happened to blocking him, I'm sure there's a guy she's trying to prove something to. We know her types. Yimu

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Phones / Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Deejavuu(f): 10:11am On Sep 03, 2016
DonaldGenes:


This Kenya dudes just finished us
.lmao

Cc this yab..

Lmao"@moses_kibaya: What Buhari promised on Nigerian Economy versus what he has delivered #KenyaVsNigeria https:///V8NBcXRepm"

Lool cheesy grin grin
Phones / Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Deejavuu(f): 10:05am On Sep 03, 2016
Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card

cheesy grin grin
cheesy grin grin. So babalawo has complimentary card, Lmao! ..

Hilarious thread, "shoot a Kenyan, the bullet comes back for a flashlight " grin grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Deejavuu(f): 8:53pm On Aug 29, 2016
Lmao cheesy cheesy grin cheesy

"He puts his leg on the bed when applying cream"

"Ties sponge on his waist when bathing"

Hahahahahahahahaha grin grin
Fashion / Re: See This Unique Wedding Gown by Deejavuu(f): 8:59pm On Aug 26, 2016
Beautiful, dare to be different. Yay! I can but without the gele.
Romance / Re: Ten Types Of Boozers You Might End Up Dating 18+ by Deejavuu(f): 3:06pm On Aug 25, 2016
kinglekan:


You know someone or you are that "someone" grin grin




Omuti of laiv! grin grin grin grin
I honestly dunno what you're talking about lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: I Am Finished!! I Told My Husband I Don’t Love Him Anymore.... by Deejavuu(f): 3:03pm On Aug 25, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
What can I say?Women have uncanny sensitivity Or an erratic behaviour. Our mood are constantly changing, it happens in a moment, it's part of who we are grin kiss

Point of correction, some women! Some women actually know what they want and go for it.
Romance / Re: I Am Finished!! I Told My Husband I Don’t Love Him Anymore.... by Deejavuu(f): 2:57pm On Aug 25, 2016
This is what happens when you think you're the best thing to happen since sliced bread, did she marry him at gun point? undecided These are the types of women that makes guys think women don't know what they want. This is selfishness in it purest form, she better pack her load and leave that house.! She was expecting the guy to be her slave forever, but got the shocker of her life.


Thumbs-up to the husband! I dislike drama queens. She never loved and still doesn't love him!

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Romance / Re: Ten Types Of Boozers You Might End Up Dating 18+ by Deejavuu(f): 2:26pm On Aug 25, 2016
I know someone that's 4 and 5. grin cheesy. Dj plays soft work by Falz, then add 8. cheesy


DRINK , BUT DON'T GET DRUNK.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Stereotypes In Pictures: True Or False? by Deejavuu(f): 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2016
grin grin grin

Nicely put. But i have never seen cossy in a movie. Desmond Elliot, fine boys gang.

Chiwetalu Agu. cheesy grin grin
Romance / Re: Shame! Igbo Lady Dacing Unclad Infront Of Her Boyfriend by Deejavuu(f): 11:35pm On Aug 22, 2016
Old video undecided The girl isn't Nigerian, the shameless dude is igbo.

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Celebrities / Re: Gbenro And Osas Ajibade’s Daughter's Range Rover SUV From Karo Ekewenu by Deejavuu(f): 9:54am On Aug 14, 2016
Chanchit:
spiritual father self I no get, talkless of god father.

Hahaha, cheesy. cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Films You Have Watched 5 Times And You Still Find Em Interesting by Deejavuu(f): 8:32am On Aug 14, 2016
sinizia:


Of course I'm joking. If I had such powers I'll be cuddling up to Sarah of Prison Break right now. If I can fulfill such dreams, Gabrielle Union would be the mother of my children. grin grin


I've never liked Grey's Anatomy. Is it interesting? If not that this series called Lie To Me was canceled after season 3, I'd have encouraged you to watch it. It's similar to CM.

Happy Sunday and have a great ahead.

grin grin grin. It was interesting initially, but i lost interest.

Have a lovely sunday, you too.

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