₦airaland Forum

Opistorincos:
They don't usually read from that part of the Bible but that's where I got my first memory verse, Solomon 8:8 all the way

God wil 4giv u sir,wel let me read it out 4 d church
Solomon 8:8:-we have a little sister and she hath no breast,what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?

chachanga:
Which kain fastest? Police Dog no chase you. If police dog halla you wella, your skin go begin turn white where you dey!

The fastest me i don see na the policeman i saw mistakenly barging into a compound with a Rottweiler on the loose .

Arrrgghhh! the way the guy moved, ehn You could swear he was on Nitro

N.B
Big ups to DAvid Rudisha, gallant officer; holding it down both ways, as a police man and as an athlete.
Mighty fine of him!

lol i remembered a dae a german shepherd chased me,i ran past our auz.tank God 4 iya bisi only God knws wie i wud b 2dae

Smellymouth:
Lol..Don't you know sinaj is happily married?

den it is smellymouth nd sandoski

Wel u shud giv dem their own sound nw.two tins re involved hie oga Don either u re lyin or u no finish knwing d work.if it is d former acept Jesus bt if it is d later go n learn 4rm chizzy

Oga barb wire or wetin u call urself, y u con bleach nd u light pass d 'star of d morning'.

Chiscomax:
A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on Errand
MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy. Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 .
KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy?

buhahahaha so true Nigerians re economical like

D man is too wicked o,mayb he tinks 1 usd=2 naira

Tower of babel

Tallesty1:
Tagging me on posts that say "type amen to claim this prayer" breaks my heart more than a failed relationship

dese re d most annoyin set of pple in d world.dey wil say tins like 'Jesus nd devil is fightin,like if u suport Jesus ignore if u suport devil' i dnt knw wen Jesus av a facebook account

Cynthia morgan,korede bello nd toke makinwa are d most shocking nd amazing trans4mation.as if dey wer given a new body.

OluwatoyinIS:
Be patient pls

The thunder that will fire MTN is doing push ups

ok sire

True talk op,it seems u re a veteran @friendzone community.Dz thread is FP worthy.
Well let me use dz oportunity 2 celebrate dz man

I dnt knw wat sum pple see in dis lady/woman/grandma.she luks offkey 2 me besides i dnt lyk women wit low haircut

@op u nid deliverance

* amebo:most Nigerians re veri gud wit dis,it is a natural talent.
* corruption:an average Nigerian is corupt.i remembered in my sec skul days,if u pay #10 2 my jss2 classcaptain,ur name wil b struck off d list of noisemakers.
ND SO ON

Hillarie:
Puhahahahahahahahha!

Bro, 84 Gbosa for your Sister..

na so o

because u re as weird as an ibo man selling suya.

Op shud av added graphic photos,,,,yuck

My mum is nt dat gud in hiding things but my sista if she hide smetin 4 u,even a ghost can neva find it.The best thing u cn do if u nid wat she hid is 2 beg her.

D guy in d 3rd pics,is he related 2 Goliath or dat woman is related 2 Zaccheaus(Bible)

Arebay:
Brandon can't kill cersei,,his war is bigger than her, I guess his focus would be on the white walkers..sansa stark is also a candidate ..but you know G.O.T is full of surprises..it could be anybody. Deanerys,,her measter,or this girl ,I can't remember her name ,that big girl that likes jamie lannister ,you know she swore to protect sansa and protection also includes killing her enemies..

u re so right boss,it may even b her right-hand man Qyburn(his eyes luks lyk dat of a traitor)
VALAR MORGHULIS

I tink sarada uchiha wil b d next hokage
Reasons:
1)Naruto is an Uzumaki meaning dat he has a strong lifeforce,he is goin 2 grow veri old except he dies violently(i dnt tink dat can apen).Dis wil afect shikamaru nd sasuke(even konohamaru) cos dey wil b too old.All former hokage were appointed in their youth wen they re at their prime
2)Kakashi is alredi d sixth hokage he cant b d 8th again
I REST MY CASE

RealJaneDoe:
Ramsey was a rapist murderer and he castrated theon 'reek' skin people alive, feed his dear friend and step mother and brotherto hounds killed his father amongst others. The worst thing joffrey did was to make sansa look at her father and septa head and cut off a guy's tongue. He was a coward that hid behind the crown.

They were both. bad but Ramsey was worse.

Cersei and Conniving little finger are bad too.

i tink i wil dis-concur wit u boss.Ramsay only kills his enemies or people who re a threat 2 im but joffery is mad wit evil,i dnt tink he knws d diference btw friend nd foe.Besides dat he is 2 smal 2 handle dat power vested on im(major reason y he misbhav) bt ramsay is mor matured nd cn rule beta
I REST MY CASE

ToLisah:
Aswear! The way Cersei Lannister's heart is like stone ehn... She made sweet King Tommen die. Ramsay was a devil. I pray that Sansa Stark kills Petyr Baelish

i'm wit u bro,i want Petyr Baelish 2 experience a slow nd painful death

Arebay:
Let me know your predictions on who will kill Cercei....to me ,I think the Dwarf,Jamie,or that grandma...but the Hound will surely kill his brother (the mountain) cos that was what brought him back to life ...

i want sansa stark 2 kill cersei or brandon stark(if he remembered wat hapened b4 he fell 4rm d tower)

ToLisah:
Aswear! The way Cersei Lannister's heart is like stone ehn... She made sweet King Tommen die. Ramsay was a devil. I pray that Sansa Stark kills Petyr Baelish

i'm wit u bro,i want Petyr Baelish 2 experience a slow nd painful death

9ja bloggers nd misleading headlines re like.......u knw d picture

owolabi400:
lovely

ahn ahn bros so u cant even leave FTC 4 us again

Kcee:dis guy is 2 flashy wit his mgbeke colour combinations,d only tin dt shines beta dan im is d sun
sound sultan:he always changes his dressing style like a chamelion
iyanya:u alredi knw his flaw

Wen u re tryin 2 impress ur spirit husband