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Pls cn sum1 tel me y most female footballers luk masculine cos female professional wrestlers who fight each other re far far far far far far far far far sexier nd luks feminine dan dem

kidman96:
No offense to chidinma and her fans but I don't see talent in this girl... She hasn't made any good song. Kedike was a child's play and the Project Fame she won was a gift. The other dark chubby guy deserved it. People just like her which is good but... I don't see talent.

i totally agree wit u, she z synonymous 2 korede bello

Kyase:
Oh heavenly father, I know I hardly pray to you but please dash this nigga small sense........
Amen.....

it shall b so IJN

He is d AI ( Artificial Intelligence ) of nairaland. If u watch sci-fi films, u wil undastand wat i mean

I jus av a question 4 dz man, it goes thus ; sir, re u really called by God or u re jus famzing d holy spirit.

U 4got laura ikeji, daddy freeze

Abeg, hw dey take resemble

So davido was nt nominated at al, i hope dz guy has nt hit diminishing return, even his songs re wack nowadays.
I tink Adekunle Gold or anyoda pesin shud replace tekno as next rated ( d guy has been in d industry 4 a while nd release hit songs b4 )

#MY OPINION THO#

God wil save sum ladies, always luking 4 cheap moni nd fame.

AsapKen:
God has given me admission

into d university of heaven ryt... Jus joking, congrats

tritt:
if u ask me na who i go ask......?

d matter wey we c so, e tey wey e start/ no b me go talk am, e heavy 4 mouth/ if u ask me, d matter on ground, na who i go ask/.

Adeoba10:
Dats funny.. I could remember one particular day, i was trying to check/stalk my crush profile on Facebook, i mistakenly typed her name on status box instead of search box, i was expecting d internet to bring the list of names, i repeated dis for about 8times not knowing dat i was uploading her name as status. Not until when i started receiving comments b4 i know say CNN don carry am...

smetin similar has hapened 2 me 2

Wale turner luks mor lyk reekado banks dan dz guy

Right on point op, mayb u shud also post it 2 d tv/movies section 2 get mor traffic

Cajal:
Ah, I was a master noise maker but unknowingly our class teacher in one of the junior classes made me class captain. Before the end of first term of that academic year they have removed me...

Jesus E. Christ of Nazareth. Baba na u o

Mujaheeeden:
If he finally yansh her he will leave her and start following Remi Tinubu

lol God will forgive u

Q- Wie do u like 2 b touched
A- bank account

jus joking, nice writeup op. D first question wil make even a calm nd reserved pesin open up

dec0four:
Jenifa's siblings

waheed nd who

Jarizod:
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A boy watched their hen being mounted by 5 cocks same day,at the end of the day the hen was served as dinner.
The boy pushed his plate away and said"I'd rather sleep hungry than eat this prostitute...
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i cn say dat dz is d funniest...lol

Lol..... Iyanya is so funi, hw cn sum1 go 4rm d bed 2 d bedroom, wel mayb his own bed is in his sitting rum.

Nd d'banj who is seeing a gal dat cn shake bumbum 4rm lagos 2 london. 2 d ladies in d house, cn u shake ur bumbum 4rm oshodi 2 ojota alone.

henrydadon:


so funny i forgot to laugh

fake ass celebrity

just say you no get money ..shikena

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sorry o, u dt u get money, hw many pple av u given iphone 7.

I cn so rela8

Op

No. 3 killed it, wat's dat man saying

God bless u op. Dat was hw 1 send me dz kind of mesage, i called d no.
Dz was our conversation;

me:hlo

scammer:gud day sir, dz z d customer care...

me: ( cuts in) do u knw u re stupid sir

scammer: u said?

Me: i dnt even av atm card nd u said my atm card has been deactivated...

scammer cuts d line
JOBLESS PEOPLE

TrapQueen77:



Why only 50% ?


I will take 90% & leave him 10% for his little expenses..we ladies are the best in finance and management.... U know some men will juz spend all their money in their vices.so before it's too late,save his ass NOW...

So I think we ladies shud tell our partner that they shud surender their salary to us.. We never know when emergency comes...

since d first dae i saw ur moniker, i'av been afraid u. So dz is d kind of tins u trap

If i'm d bf nd she said dt 2 me. I wil jus say

BrutalJab:
Na recession cause am joor

ur hatred 4 buhari is 2 much. Hw did u knw dat der is recession in Rwanda

Pls guys, i ve always ponder on dis question. Pls ur answers wit reasons

957- wearing military camouflague nd d real soldiers catch u( jus prepare ur last statement nd die ).
956- wen robbing a black belt martial artist wit a fake gun nd he discovered it is fake.
955- forming samson/daniel in front of a hungry lion @university of ibadan zoo.

Op God bless u 4 making me laugh. Pls, sum1 shud move dz 2 fp, i'm tired of seeing boobs

nzeobi:
Good write up with biblical backing but please explain that of 3 gifts to jesus again,
I know it's myrrh, frankincense and gold

thank u bro, d bible neva said their numba, two pple cn contribute three gifts, even 4 pple, 5 pple as lng as dey re al adult males, dey re al men. Dats wat d bible said in Matthew 2:1