Zoharariel:
Who will marry this useless ashawo wey her p.unani don turn into lagos-ibadan expressway?

That your useless father is a billionaire doesn't mean everybody will be falling at your feet.

I can't even date any lady from a wealthy family talk more of a marriage, because once I give you instructions - as the head of the house and you don't comply, na back-hand slap straight! And if you complain, na 2 punches to your throat - no time!

You don't come into my house and be forming - my father is a billionaire or even proclaiming gender equality, na wheelbarrow dem go take carry you commot for my doormoth

faruz:
After several months @last,I made it..... ..... ftc.

Merry Xmas and happy new year in advance.






Cc:Rodhy

emmaak2:

Everyone should be careful during this festive
season,I don't usually share this kind of stories
but this happened before my eyes
Yesterday at about 3pm my Neighbour called an
aboki (shoemaker) to fix her slippers,she allowed
him stay in the compound while she went back
inside to continue with what she was doing ,while
he was fixing her slippers,he added something
inside before stitching it but unfortunately for him
the landlord was upstairs watching the aboki
without the aboki's knowledge....when he was
done he called her to come take her slippers that
he had finished stitching it,she came out of her
apartment and the aboki asked her to wear it
,immediately our landlord screamed from upstairs
"don't put your leg in that slippers.
He rushed down and demanded that the aboki
should wear the slippers first but the aboki
refused ,one thing led to other and the whole
compound was alerted including myself.
We literally had to use force for him to wear the
slippers and immediately he placed his leg my
friend guess what.......
The slippers just cut because the aboki no sew
am well
Have a lovely festive period

olutop:
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JoshMedia:
Deejay whatsup? How were you able to detect that?

JoshMedia:
We used mirror reflection of the Sun to disturb our Physics Teacher when writing on the board and when he turns back we pretend to be writing. AH UNCLE JAMES. I miss those days.

Sankabson:
Our economics teacher loves pronouncing "Wish" as "Wissis". I put my head on the locker and started laughing with the class, not knowing that the man has changed face and all my classmates just went mute and I'm still laughing.

This man called me out and told me to correct him which I did, not knowing sey that will create problem too. he promised to give me 12strokes on cane. 6 for laughing at my teacher and 6 for correcting my teacher that I don't have respect at all.

He told me to lie down on the locker, after the 2nd stokes of cane, I shouted "Eledumare Oooooo" naso the teacher and the whole class started laughing and the teacher told me to go back to my sit. lol!

That was how I was given the nickname "Eledumare Oòoo"

2) I don't know how to play football or games but I was so good at syking girls for people. boys dey always come meet me to help them out but they do pay for my professional service which is 10-30 naira depends on who.

3) I had sex with the head girl inside principal's office after school hour. I attended her wedding couple weeks ago and I just dey remember nonsense we did together back in school.

Good old days tho!

Sanusi.

PappiSnow:
The likes of Ronnie Milsap, Nobuyuk Tsujii, Blind Willie Johnson, George Shearing, Moondog, Blind Willie McTell, Jose Feliciano, Art Tatum, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles all gave us the best of musics. I hope he wows me

sheedy407:
Una no include the ULTIMATE NIGERIA SAVING INVESTMENT CALLED MMM?




MMM, helping Nigerians out of recession since 1979

ichommy:


Must Everything be Afonja/ Tribalism?

Is anything related to Afonja here?

killemslim:
About Jesse bro I disagree with you. I think leaving CC wasn't a wrong move cause i can evidently say he created the best of music works you can ever think of being independent. Jesse is way out this world,listen to a joint called Louis off his RNC tape...
It's just Nigerian market underrating good music. most of these guys ought to be A list.

mcfynest:
THE ORIGIN OF *GUDU GUDU MEJE ATI YAYA YAYA MEFA.*

Some Ibadan Chiefs went to a meeting with Mr Hezekiah Shunklebottom the notoriously difficult British district officer ( during the colonial days).
In the course of the meeting the district officer was happy with what the Ibadan chiefs had to report and present
via an interpreter. He kept nodding and saying *_good good good good good good good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah._*
One of the chiefs counted the "good"s which turned to be 7 and the "Yeah" which was counted as 6.

... And so when they got back to Ibadan they reported to Ibadan folks that the "Oyinbo se gudu gudu meje ati yaya mefa".

TITOBIGZ:
The pizhure is given me ideas mehn.


Abeg who get that mr ibu pics abeg.

domopps:
Op Oyo is ur case......are these guys your younger ones?








Cheeeeeers

sammuell:
G give me 5 u sabi rig die

Bsc:
WWE Extreme rules... Too bad for a child.

Phagyrhe:
Hahaha......thanks. Don't worry bro, I will make another post with more of this later.

chicagoPD:
Can any good news come from Kenya?

Phi001:

Abeg keep your wish to yourself.

Ruling you and who?

GOATandYAMtheory:
-81israelites...so sad!

yeyeboi:
FTC

See has Banky-w Head Be For The First Pix . , him head alone na helmet I am sure they couldn't find helmet that can size his BIG HEAD

prospero5:
why is this man in the news again?
is he trying to be relevant or what?

DeRay98:

Professional wrestling is scripted not much of is real. They select athletic models and train them on moves. They no longer use powerful and strong girls like in the past. Having muscles is no longer required in female pro-wrestling.
Footballers, male or female must be strong. But in Nig Igbo girls are usually more muscular than girls from most other regions.

lexiconkabir:


Cuz WWE is fake and acting.