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Happy Birthday to a boss. More blessings to come boss.

An event management company in Lagos is in need of beautiful and presentable female ushers for various events across the country.

The salary is very attractive and has loads of bonuses attached to the job especially the travelling opportunities involved.

Interested applicants should send their full name, age and location to .

Note that only short listed applicants will be invited for the training.

irunooboo:
She might be camping in another nigga's bed and recieving long and fat dicks consecutively. May God bring her back tho

Na wa for you oooo. Your matter about dick is really serious o. Remember what the Bible says "he who lives by the gun will die by the gun". You know what that means if you keep living your life on dicks.

BrideOfDracula:
And you wonder why guys say women have fish brain. Who cares if you are? Will your endowments jam & stop the earth from rotating around the sun?

This your username it very funny. So you are once you marry Dracula and you give birth we will call you "mother of baby dracula"

I need cash to setup a small studio for my business and also get some few equipments. I told this to a female friend and she said she was going to introduce me to her aunty who might help me out. The lady have agreed to help but now she is secretly giving me a tough condition which is to come give her an erotic massage in a hotel she will pay for.
From the way she sounds I already know where this will all lead to so I am confused.

As a guy will you accept this kind of offer?

Wow... I hope my future wife is here seeing this. I will start learning how to make hair too so we don't need to be spending money in any form of salon.

Happy NEW MONTH PEOPLE.


Make e no b lyk say person stingy...Special thanks to those WHO stayed with me from JANUARY to present month of JUNE which is d month dat bisect dis year into two equal parts. Friendship is all about sharing what we have in halfs. That's why I'm sending you half of the recharge card I bought: 613375...(MTN), 1133747...(Glo), 3426453...(Etisalat), 546435...(airtel). And half of my ATM pin 21..(1sTbank) stay tune till the other half of d year & get d complete card and pin.There's no need to thank me please! Habaa! What are friends for

Now that's called sexy

Pls laff wit m oo

My people, no be small thing oo... I was jz minding my business wen I saw this status update on Facebook.. "To hair is to human, to forgive is design" I was like "hair ko, attachment ni" so I became curious and decided to go down to view her timeline.. No be small matter oo.. Come see more updates.. **"I hate guys with low selves of steam"
**"I am a blessing to my generator "
**" I'm a soccer to guys with six pack ".
**" My BB charger is no longer walking "
**" Anybody who supports killing is a carnival"
**"Love is in the hair.. Valentine tins rolling "
**" on my way to school, please play for me "
**" Finally I've been admitted in to the univasity of sense and technology..

Kaylexzy:
No wahala Bro.... anytime another turn up dey jex Holla us... we full ground.

For sure my brother.

Kaylexzy:
Which kind human being u be sef OP?

Na during fasting period u 1 come organise dat kind party? Choi! U be bad person. U jex don't want peeps like us to attend.

Eyah no vex my brother, more will still come time after time.

KINGinVALHALA3:
Ahhh, fine girl, there is a pool party in the burner and you didn't mentioned me?

@Op, hope there is gonna be vip's seats? wanna book 2 for my humble self and Yuneehk

Bah wahala bro

I am happy to see some interest being shown. From time to time I will keep an update of how every arrangement is going so as to be sure we all going to have fun on that day.

Watercress Hotel, Obafemi Awolowo way Ikeja Lagos.

Saturday 11th June 2016.

N2000 only with 50% off all drinks. There will be barbeque also and small chops.

Its going to be held in the four star Watercress Hotel, Obafemi Awolowo way Ikeja Lagos.

Fee: N2000 only.

Drinks will be given at 50% discount price on that day.

Cutehector:
Urm i dont think there would be fun in that place cuz everyone will be texting

I don't think so, it's a pool party with a deejay like me in the settings, no space for texting expecting texting to invite others.

Hey guys, I am Deejay Hamaar and a badass entertainer based in Lagos.

I am planning a lovely hook up pool party in Lagos scheduled for next weekend Saturday 11th June 2016.

Its going to be a lovely way to socialize among ourselves, get to meet other Nairalanders face to face and have some really good fun.

There will be lots of fun games and competition put in place, lots of fun entertaining activities and trust me to blow your mind up with the music.

If you think this will be a good idea and you want to be a part of it then please show some love by contributing to this thread to make this a complete success.

All moderators of Nairaland are invited and will be admitted for free. @Rocktation, Lalasticlala, Seun and all.