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Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Deelaw(m): 5:11am On Feb 19, 2020
I think the profile photo likes me though smiley

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Politics / Re: Reps Reject Innoson Suvs As Official Vehicles by Deelaw(m): 3:22am On Feb 07, 2020
DenreleDave:
They are scared of death... bombs


Igbo organize the first coup and the rep are scared of taking a car by an Easterner... they feel easterner rep car will be okay but theirs will be planted with bombs..


But igbos are advance n av no time for this na.. let love our own



To begin with , how many easterners use innoson

You are a fool at 40...!!!

Enjoy d rest of your years in absolute foolishness.

Adieus!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Recruitment And Employment Ongoing by Deelaw(m): 2:35am On Nov 06, 2019
Wicked scam!....Na dem
Politics / Re: Border Closure: Mustapha Shehuri 'Nigerian Rice Farmers Smiling To The Bank' by Deelaw(m): 9:15am On Nov 05, 2019
In summary, u mean just a few selected number of people are smiling to d bank at d expense of d vast majority of Nigerians who are already impoverished by d incompetent policies of the same govt?....And u are happy and proud about it?

It only tells how insensitive dis govt can be, watching its impoverished citizens crying to d market and buying in anguish just to enrich a selected few
Phones / Re: New Offer! How To Get MTN 1GB For N200, Valid For 7 Days by Deelaw(m): 9:22am On Sep 23, 2019
I'm thinking you're just back from a long jail or simply just entering planet earth.....Which ever it is, welcome back!

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Phones / Re: What Is Your Worst Phone Experience? by Deelaw(m): 7:30pm On Jun 06, 2019
djoe21:
Well mine was a Samsung Galaxy Grand dual sim. Got it from the street when my main phone got stolen. Very useless phone. Imagine this phone was thinking more than me. Most things you press, it would think before responding. Very dull phone.

When a call comes in, it would think if to ring or not. Most times, it was almost at the end of a call before it starts ringing. undecided

I even had issue with my boss at the office because of this phone. I believe he thought I was delibrately missing his calls meanwhile it was this useless phone that was thinking if to ring and alert me or not. I had to get a small 'torchlight phone' before I lose my job.

Right now, I can't even remember where I dropped it, but I know it would be there thinking if I am coming to pick it up or not.

I know it was from the street but it has made me dislike Samsung. angry

Hello bro, I can tweak and upgrade d rom of d fone to d current Android 7 (Nougat) where u don't have to worry about lagging anymore. If u're in Lagos, let me know if intetested
Phones / Re: How To Send Blank Messages On Whatsapp by Deelaw(m): 3:49pm On May 26, 2019
Freebuzz:


The name of the app is empty a d the
Permissions below

Ok.....But i suggest d name shuld be extended as "Empty Messager" then. Lol
Romance / Re: Why Men Do UnCloth Ladies Before Sex And After Sex They Leave Her To Dress Herse by Deelaw(m): 9:33pm On May 25, 2019
melodytos:

Why men do UnCloth ladies before sex and after sex they leave her to dress herself?
THIS QUESTION GOES TO BOTH MALE AND FEMALE

https://melodyinter.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=110

Maybe because he's not yet done looking at her boobz and bumbum tongue ...Or u gat a problem with dat? cool
Phones / Re: How To Send Blank Messages On Whatsapp by Deelaw(m): 9:18pm On May 25, 2019
Doesn't dis app have a name or somtin?
And 2ndly, what are d permissions demanded?....Cos it may look creepy though

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde: Military Men Once Pointed Guns At Me To Shoot by Deelaw(m): 5:31am On Apr 23, 2019
Alphaman007:
Watch how people will still attack her... Walahi we get problem for this country

Those are d kinds of youth d president was referring to as lazy cos they're even too lazy to sit down and reason properly....They really disgust me!

Useless fellows!!!

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Computers / Re: Do Jumia Sell New Or UK Used Laptops? by Deelaw(m): 5:45am On Apr 21, 2019
wandevincent:
yet to get ur mail bro

Ok.....Just seen it. Feel free to delete ur number at ur own time. Thanx!
Romance / Re: LADY Has A Message For Men Who Like Bragging About Their Prowess In Bed(video) by Deelaw(m): 7:18am On Apr 20, 2019
chiommy123:
But she has a point na. Oh she should keep quiet cos she's a woman. You why brag about what you can't do

Have u experienced such urself before? Or u just feel like spitting (spite) males generally cool
Computers / Re: Do Jumia Sell New Or UK Used Laptops? by Deelaw(m): 6:52am On Apr 20, 2019
wandevincent:
Many issues.I made an attempt to upgrade the windows ,eversince its been misbehaving, if u have plans to purchase similar priducts, don't do that

I already have one, bought mine before u though, but needed to know ur experience so far.

Pls what version of windows did u upgrade to and what issues in particular are u experiencing?

NB: Av pm you so we can connect and chat/call on WhatsApp or Telegram though
Computers / Re: Do Jumia Sell New Or UK Used Laptops? by Deelaw(m): 6:13am On Apr 19, 2019
wandevincent:
yes am still using it

Ok....Any issues so far?

2ndly, have u been able to upgrade any of its parts e.g Processor, Ram, windows version successfully?
Computers / Re: Do Jumia Sell New Or UK Used Laptops? by Deelaw(m): 10:31am On Apr 18, 2019
wandevincent:
I Just ordered for a NP270E5E-K07NG
Samsung laptop from jumia worth 47000, and I want to know if it'll be a new one or Uk used ?

Are u currently using dis laptop now?
Computers / Re: Do Jumia Sell New Or UK Used Laptops? by Deelaw(m): 10:17am On Apr 18, 2019
Hysmady:
Its new bruh...With lappy bag...

Xup bro! Are u still making use of dis Samsung laptop?
Av got questions pls
Phones / Re: I Need Any Android Phone Around 10k urgently!.......any offer? by Deelaw(m): 8:18am On Apr 17, 2019
cosse:

yea...seen ur mail

Feel free to call me now with dat number
Phones / Re: I Need Any Android Phone Around 10k urgently!.......any offer? by Deelaw(m): 7:51am On Apr 17, 2019
cosse:

ur num pls

Check ur Email incase
Phones / Re: I Need Any Android Phone Around 10k urgently!.......any offer? by Deelaw(m): 9:41am On Apr 16, 2019
I have Huawei Y360 for sale. Still looking very new and intact. Holla me if interested
Phones / Re: MTN Is Giving Out Free 100MB Data, Get Yours Here by Deelaw(m): 8:44am On Apr 16, 2019
Mathiasa:
They will never give anything for free, be careful I repeat be careful. Greek gift.

Dat free 100mb is genuine and not new, pple do benefit from it occasionally....Or are u guyz new on mtn?

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Crime / Re: Robber Burnt To Death In Aba By Mob After Being Abandoned During Operation by Deelaw(m): 4:56pm On Apr 15, 2019
olas24u:

Ibos brought that after the war.

Maybe u're "Ms. know all" dat was born b4 d war, who knows what life was before and after d war....Right?
Crime / Re: Robber Burnt To Death In Aba By Mob After Being Abandoned During Operation by Deelaw(m): 3:03am On Apr 15, 2019
olas24u:
Animals!that was how they brought jungle killings to Lagos.

They were d ones dat started OPC in Lagos where jungle justice is their trademark..... Idiota! undecided
Crime / Re: Woman Raises Alarm Over Vulnerable Girl Being Used By Area Boys In Festac. Photo by Deelaw(m): 5:53pm On Mar 22, 2019
Simplecity:
eh...i no talk anytin o

No be you attach his name to take finish ur story? Shuuuuuuuu!!!
Crime / Re: Woman Raises Alarm Over Vulnerable Girl Being Used By Area Boys In Festac. Photo by Deelaw(m): 1:12pm On Mar 22, 2019
...And OP, did u check if her pant is still intact?
If u havn't pls go and do d needful then report back to us.

NB: Remember to snap d evidence of it on her bumbum b4 coming sad

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Crime / Re: Woman Raises Alarm Over Vulnerable Girl Being Used By Area Boys In Festac. Photo by Deelaw(m): 1:01pm On Mar 22, 2019
ChangeIsCostant:
lalasticlala

Na him carry her for three days? embarassed

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Politics / Re: Which Northern Candidates Should Pdp Bring In 2023 by Deelaw(m): 12:39pm On Mar 22, 2019
Maybe u shuld start by changing d country's name to Federal Republic of the North..... All these betnaija youths though undecided
SMH
Food / Re: How Do I Tell This Guy To Stop Eating In My House? by Deelaw(m): 10:19am On Mar 22, 2019
U must be a Jambite just entering a skool i guess
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Someone Should Confirm The Authenticity Of This Invite by Deelaw(m): 8:07am On Mar 11, 2019
The intro part of d letter sounds like GNLD though, But u must give it a shot cos GNLD can't afford an office in Lekki phase 1

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Phones / Re: Airtel Cancels 200 Naira For 1.5gb Night Plan. by Deelaw(m): 1:42pm On Dec 10, 2018
How can airtel claim to be big and still indulges in pilfering and petty stealing, aren't dey ashamed of themselves?

I have neva gotten anytin free from dem b4 unlike mtn and others, yet dey give us more problem than the others we've all benefited from.

U can't really trust Indians though, cheating is in their blood.
They're like our govt, and our govt is like dem.
Birds of same feathers flocking 2geda!

We're in a quagmire....We're so unfortunate in all ramifications!
Really Sad!

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