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LilMissFavvy:
Why didn't you report her to your mum?

Haba something I wanted to do over and over again, I was thinking about it all the time, besides that even though I was moms only child I wasn't mommy's boy she was a 6 to 6 working type of mom, I was raised by everyone on my street cause I was a very famous kid in my neighborhood every home was my home on that street

funmisticqueen:
so you didn't keep your virginity for your wife? shame on you.
Instead of being remorseful for what happened by being celibate, you go around inflicting your trauma on others. You are no better than the one who stole it from you.

I look back and I have no regret whatsoever, you know the exposure made me a man at a young age

khiaa:
I don't need any back up, I'm good.

Lol I like that, goodnight

khiaa:
I'LL take her down anytime she's ready.

Lol that's a dare challenge right there, rekhina are you going to confront khiaa or ya gonna keep walking? will advice you to keep walking honey, she's too confident this time she might have some people with her,

TANID:
LMAO!!!
Thanks For Defend Us Bro.

How did the Abuja protest end, I heard you were protesting too, am glad you made it out alive

He died as a true warrior, rest in peace man, we all must die eventually but the most important thing is dying with honor

khiaa:
You know that I enjoy a good fight.

Lol no problem, I belong to the cheering spectator crew (CSC)

Martinez39:
No. A comedian's job is to tell jokes. The fact that the audience do not find a funny joke funny does not mean the comedian has failed. Ebiye shouldn't sink so low to please snowflakes that might even pick offense at the sun rays.

Lol you can't be serious a comedian will do anything to make people Laugh that's their job, any comedian who gets booed and insulted for his jokes is a failed comedian, do you think the guy is happy with himself right now, every comedian finds joy in making people laugh

Deathisfree:
Didn’t you enjoy the lamba ?
At least it kept you busy for a while

No o I didn't enjoy it, what is there to enjoy in a story of a girl with no vagina

Deathisfree:
Sense no go kill you.

Lol you are not serious o give update on the girl without vagina first, stop disturbing us with this landlord wife matter

Afamed:
You dey mind that Adaibeku, that one Na mouth she get now.

Lol I know you were scared after the advice I gave her concerning meeting you at the aba hotel

Martinez39:
He did his job and I laughed but people were too sensitive. If someone is funny and people decide to be sensitive and easily offended, what else do you want from that person?

A comedian that gets 90% of his audience offended by a joke he believes will be funny, didn't do his job well a comedian studies his audience understands how their mind works and manipulates them with his jokes in a way they will laugh,

tee59:
As a lady, it's not possible for me to wear only pant and bra outdoor. As they are underwears. But some guys will be wearing their boxers outside the house. Showing everyone the color, neatness, how dirty it is and most importantly, the size of their dicks. Why? Is it not suppose to be your underwear? Even when you're going outside, can't you wear a short nicker or trouser on top than only boxer in the compound filled with females. I know some of you guys are guilty of this, but please stop the nonsense. Are you also advertising yourselves for customers?

Lol someone can not seduce females in peace again ladies upload half naked pic online to the view of the whole world we do it only in the compound you are complaining, just masturbate quietly in your room

Afamed:
Who asked you? Okonkwo

Analqueenluci asked me


How did it go with you and ada na, scared to go meet her at the hotel

Deathisfree:
I’m single and jobless,My landlady has a shop but mostly she’s always home.
It all started when my landlord travelled,I Have been noticing her for about 2 weeks now. She’s always giving me too much attention she comes up to my apartment with some sexy wears and foods

Last night it was raining, she knocked my door and asked if I was busy. We enter my sitting room,watching the tv and suddenly everything started getting out of hands. To cut the story short. We sha had sex and ever since then. She’s been treating me with love and respect even more than she gives her husband

After the sex. She told me she married her husband base on his money. Shes been giving me too much attention and she doesn’t even care if we are caught or not. Please how do I play my game safe

How about that girl with no vagina have you solved her vagina problem?

Martinez39:
@black
This is the problem with you folks. If someone's joke about your skin colour makes you feel bad about your skin colour and makes you change your skin colour then you must have a low self esteem and the inability to think independently and maturely. Ebiye has no obligation to align himself with people's standard. If inoffensive things make you offended then either you toughen and grow up, or you remain a baby with a soft skin. No one owes it to you to please you and flow by your standards.

@red
Negatively? Well, I say it was harmless and positive. He was a bit creative. He can't please everyone.

Very good many people got low self-esteem and get easily offended no doubt,
If you say that guy has no obligation to align himself with people's standard then he shouldn't be a comedian in the first place, if his a comedian and gets paid by making people laugh then his under some type of obligation as a comedian to make people laugh, the people will tell him when his jokes are funny and will tell him when his jokes are dry and offensive that's just what those people who reacted just did, the guy is in the entertainment business

People didn't find his joke funny and creative so he didn't do his job well a comedian who can't make people laugh is not a comedian at all

khiaa:
Go to hell, you don't know anything about me or my money. You wish you could see my money. Go and find a man to leech off of. Fk you and Ada.

Hahaha omg rekhina wants to rekindle the fire fight and here you are , inflammable like gas station it's a mind game khiaa

AnalQueenluci:
Lie lie echelia , applebutt presido
And
.where is tanid sef is he sick?

I have no idea where he is I heard he was protesting in Abuja

Martinez39:
Hahahahahaha. This is a misrepresentation that your mind invented. There are no mockery and degradation anywhere.

Oga, if someone's joke about your skin colour makes you change your skin colour then you must have a low self esteem and the inability to think independently and maturely. Ebiye meant no harm, intended no racism or hatred, and was simply getting some fun. You can only get offended if you insist on being offended.

The fact that people react to things differently doesn't mean that it is right to vilify anyone who means no harm and is making use of their right. Intention and context are what should define racism not symbols.

What if I justified Islamic terrorism and blamed critics of Islam because "people react differently, criticism of Islam is sensitive and they should have been more understanding"?

Don't start an argument here, am only telling you why people reacted to that joke the way they did, it has nothing to with me, i live in a world of my own with my rules my beliefs my principles and my religion you saw their reaction didn't you? Just telling you that joke was a sensitive one, many people might interpret it like the example I gave previously, it's a joke yes , but he should have passed whatever message he was trying to pass in a way black people will be proud of their black skin , the massage was passed negatively I will say he lacks creativity

AnalQueenluci:
Nya nya nya u dont masturbate,
Swear to me you havent masturbate b4!

Lol almost everyone masturbate na but we applebutt gang masturbation is not our number 1 priority when it comes to getting sexual pleasure, we always look forward to cut that apple

Martinez39:
Ogbeni, did Ebiye refer to Lupita as a black monkey? A harmless joke without any intention of hate became offensive because soft people took the luxury, afforded them by the easy times they live in, to be offended at inoffensive things.

If someone called me a black monkey with racist intentions, I will simply ignore the person or call him a white monkey(if he is white). If it's simply said with no ill intentions, I will laugh it off and reply with a nick name.

The joke was more of a mockery to her black skin, like her dark skin is unattractive and dirty in a way that anyone who makes love to her will feel dirty

People react to things differently people read meaning to things differently, a joke you might laugh off another person will pick offense and fight, but this particular joke is a sensitive one sensitive because that's exactly how racist white people paint their faces black anytime they want to make mockery of our black skin, we Africans are always preaching to those bleaching to be proud of their black skin, making a joke of someone who maintained her natural black skin is offensive, he should have made the joke in a positive way, like the darker the berries the sweeter the juice the darker the skin the deeper the roots, that sounds more positive

AnalQueenluci:
Paroh's fleshlight is out of the world for you guys instead of masturbating your layers out!
This fleshlights is of viscos2V silicon ,
Model 2019/2020

After series of meeting guys who needs it are: (Applebutt gang aka Sexonly )

Applebutt gang chairman : Deepfeel
Vice chairman : bigcowhorn
Secretary : Chenzen
Asst sec : Tanid
Consultant general : Amazingman
Fin sec : Oma307


(Soap/Vaseline crew) :

Chairman : Lefulefu
2nd chairman(soap) : smellysperm iluvmamav
Dept chairmans : Ubunja
Secretaries : Astrog ,pointblank smellinganus
Tresurer : Fatherbona
Consultants : Afamed , wetdick ,modestbrowser ,lucifer1419
Past chairman : Luminouz


Khiaa buy yours to use on bigcowhorn's electric pole dick ,
.
Paroh come and teach them how it works!

Lol we applebutt gang don't masturbate we are apple harvesters we eat fresh apples, and drink fresh apple juice

The soapy/Vaseline crew, need the flashlight more, especially those of them with ruff palm the flashlight will be softer

Rekhina:
Ladies forever isnt avoiding you but Mods are playing pranks with them , And ad....ku got appointment with a known intl group , just the secret between us here , Amatarasha i dont know her whereabout ,major luc soooooooo busy ,
MamaV still on NL strike after coming back from ban in june ,

As for ada she am so proud and jealous of her (only girl in Politics protecting the igbos with her alt with different vocabularies y wont they bless her with an appointment), i always tell you sweetpies Interacting with you guys helps we bigger ladies( except Amatarasha) think ahead,You see hw Khi..a is enjoying you guys wella ...

And you ladies haven't shown any appreciation by at least , giving us the ( hmmm) to eat, if we can't f*ck it at least let us eat it

Bigcowhorn:
His new torchlight with a near-life female sex organ on one end. The distributor guarantees a man will reach orgasm in just 10 minutes of using it and it's just 5k. He ordered 3 today. Just ask him. Deepfeel was there.

Eh, Chenzen the goods don land?

Lol his sexual problems are over he now has 3 white pussies in his hands

Rekhina:
i pray she remembers you!

She must remember me by fire by force

Rekhina:
My wahala strong ooo if i start !

I know, I beg you don't start another fight baby

Rekhina:
he loves sex ,
Deepfeel ada is now a worldwide press secretary of an organisation ,
Khiaa you are still working 9 to 5 for pennies ,Respect ada ok

Really? My sister adaibeku chai that's good news finally she will connect me to people at the top this country na who know who o

Rekhina:
for not using an umbrella

It takes longer for me to cum with a condom I get tired after just one round with a condom but without it I can make it to 3 rounds 20 minutes each

Rekhina:
So you talk lil n do it big?
You adore her not knowing she might be a pigmy!

Hahaha don't rekindle the fight that already died baby , pigmy or not in my imagination I created her pretty

Rekhina:
You are a despicable reech ! You cant be serious ...hmmm.

Haba for saying I will accept fatherhood if I mistakenly impregnate a girl?

Beverlyjean:
It's certain that u have comprehension defects

Just answer the simple question, cause you were talking about black people aren't you black?

Martinez39:
Why do people take things too seriously? What's bad in joking about skin colour? This generation is filled with snowflakes and people really need to have a thick skin. The point of the comedy was that Lupita is too dark in complexion.

Hope you will laugh about it if a white man Jokingly refers to you as a black monkey?