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MatthAnn:
Abeg the same day I snapped that one waz the same day I snapped this one.


Upload your pics n stop diverting

It's a lie the girl in the other pic is dark skinned, stop deceiving me

I can't give up my identity for a fake p*ssy

MatthAnn:
Lolzzzz
Check very well you will see trees in the first pics

So?

Mattann you see your life? between this light skin girl you just uploaded now and the petite dark skin girl which one is you

Bigcowhorn biko rare pictures of khiaa's secret lover you really got a tough rival here

LilMissFavvy:
You have really disappointed me. So you as a man has a ''pretty face''? . Most women love masculine looking guys, not girlish looking guys

Lol what i can do, it's not my fault that I look like my father na, the guy started having little beards at 30 so I took after him I have a clean hairless face, the only thing manly about me is my Jimmy he looks really masculine, so am not complaining, I float like a beautiful butterfly but sting like bee I love the shock expression girls make when I surprise them, if you know what I mean

refiner:
Tho it's coming late.. It's still my day!

Spent it at the orphanage...there smiles was the most priceless gift I ever received today...i broke my piggy bank for them and that's d best decision i ever made.
tho it's little..
I want to use this means to encourage each and every one of us,no matter the little u have, there are those that has none...if you think you will show this act of love to the needy when u are ready,you might never be...

Put a smile on someone today!

Happy birthday to me once again!!

Happy birthday honey
On behalf of all the applebutt gang members of Nairaland

MatthAnn:
Neither are you

The anticipation of me tongue digging that clit and watch you moan with pleasure it's already getting me heated, am not a Vaseline crew member, am an applebutt gang member give me a chance to cut that apple honey

[quote author=MatthAnn post=80692596][/quote]Hahaha you are not serious

Wow that's great, reminds me of how I used to take a taxi everyday from rayfield to school in pace nursery school in bukuru everyday, good old Jos is not the same

MatthAnn:
Ode
This proves it all
(Beauty without brain)












Mtchew

So I have no brains for desiring your p*ssy, come oon honey, be happy someone is crushing on you here a beautiful looking guy for that matter, with your petite statue I will carry you and Jimmy that p*ssy in a standing position for an hour with out getting tired

MatthAnn:
Na you sabi












I can bet on that (worwor man)

You are not serious, ( worwor girl) give me assurance that you will allow me to Jimmy that p*ssy and I will upload my pic

MatthAnn:
Don't ask for a competition ooo
Cause you'll be floored (whatever)

If I upload my pic here everyone will call me gay cause of my girlish face, am a beautiful man, if there is anything like that

MatthAnn:
Na you sabi












Just say you worwor
I go understand

Lol if I worwor then I wonder what you will call yourself cause even as a guy my facial look is prettier than the girl in that pic on your profile

MatthAnn:
What sort of enemies will a p*ssy ass nigga have

The ones the p*ssy ass nigga f*cked with

MatthAnn:
Upload it first
If your face is that pretty

Let me see your toasting skills first, I have enemies on Nairaland trying hard to track me down, it's not worth risking my life over a p*ssy I can't have, my pretty girlish face, will get you jealous

It's a free world do whatever you desire as long as you are smart enough and strong enough to get away with it, I hope she's strong enough to get away with this

MatthAnn:
It makes me sad to see in some posts how Nairaland men write bad of Nairaland ladies.
Most Nairaland men complain in some posts that there are no beautiful women on Nairaland (hmmm).
Abeg all Nairaland men upload ya pics here let's see oo
Lets go with the physical attributes for now cause I know a lot of you peeps (men) here on Nairaland have rotten personality.
Abeg my fellow ladies come n see ooo

Will you toast me if I upload my pretty face

MarieSucre:
I'm so sorry about your experience. I know it might not seem like it, and we Nigerians like to form we are strong, no shaking etc But if you are comfortable enough please seek a therapist.

Sending positive energy your way.

Thank you I appreciate

Bigcowhorn:
That's what it is.

cc. Khiaa


But Deepfeel why your family go scatter all over Nigeria like this. You be Igbo but you mama na Kogi state now you grandma na Benue. Tomorrow i go hear say you sisters be Hausa from Sokoto state. Which kind one Nigeria be this?

No no no haba I be Igbo my mama na tiv from Benue

Bigcowhorn:
Yeah, the butcher stops, I know that but didn't even know they were more expensive. When i was in US I stayed with an aunt that loved to keep pots of friend meat and turkey around. Was so shocked the meat and food in general was so cheap there. My aunt wasn't rich but could afford large pot of the things so we kids just took as much as we liked. Sometimes i would eat several plates of fired meat in one day and the next day there would be more. If you don't eat it it all gets thrown in the trash and replace with freshly fried ones.

It was in the US i got tired of organic meat. Till today i prefer processed meat and local catfish.

Here in Nigeria, organic meat is one of the most expensive things you will ever see. Chicken and turkey are even more expansive. The average Nigerian avoids these foods completely cos of the cost.

Once heard one guy crying here on Nairaland that his girlfriend is eating away all the money for his future mansion in catfish pepper soup..

That Nigeria for you.

Lol



cc; Deepfeel what thikest thou?

Talking about organic meat been expensive in Nigeria it's true but depends on the location though, beef is not that expensive in the North, but it's expensive in South South or South East, chicken turkey not that expensive in middle belt like Benue but it's expensive in cities like Lagos Abuja or Ph,

MarieSucre:
Did something like this happen to you in real life and you suppressed it maybe that's why it's manifesting in your subconscious.

You don't have to answer here on a public forum, if you're not comfortable but please do see a therapist.

It happened to me in my pre-teens never had a normal childhood cause I was exposed to stuff like this early in life, had my first penetrative sex at 16, but before then I was already into MouthAction with someone, I believe that's what is hunting me now

Bigcowhorn:
Ubunja no like snail. Na correct vegetarian.


cc. Deepfeel
cc. Amatarasha
cc. Analqueenluci

Guy why you dey mention me na, you wan know whether I dey chop snails? I ate it when I was younger my grandma from Benue state used to prepare it, it's pretty delicious

Magnoliaa:
100% true.

Which entrepreneur/CEO lady busying with attending conferences of dignitaries will even look twice at them?

One ex-red pilled man confirm this. He said emotionally unhealthy girls get attracted to him.

Now, he's out of their 'cult' and is dating a feminist.

No girl that knows her self-worth with high self-esteem, will even sit to hear a guy preach to her about a relationship were a guy has 100% power while she has 0% that's complete trash, the op knows nothing about enslaving someone mentally, you can never use the( i don't care attitude ) to manipulate someone to feel powerlessly in love with you, you can't treat someone like trash and expect that person to love you unconditionally, when he or she has the option to leave you or stay, to enslave someone in a relationship you need, love kindness care (honestly) it can be faked to make believe, you study the person know his or her weak points, study the person's past relationship, once you are able to make the person believe you love him or her unconditionally automatically you gain power over such a person
Example you meet a girl thats not pretty enough she herself knows she's not pretty enough, that's a weakness a manipulator can use to enslave her, tell her something about her physical looks no guy has told her before, tell her she's the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, capitalize on her weakness which is her looks, make her feel she's beautiful, repeatedly whisper those words to her even when having passionate sex with her, make her believe you love her in a way no guy will ever love her it's a gimmick smart guys use to enslave women emotionally, I know a girl that was in an abusive relationship, this guy used to beat this girl, you will think thats the end of the relationship but to my surprise the love for this girl for that guy was becoming even stronger

I called this girl one day sat her down said to her why not leave this guy his physically and emotionally assaulting you why not leave

She said no matter how hard she tries to leave him she just can't, cause she loves the way the guy makes love to her after beating her, she enjoys the sex that follows after the beating cause he begs her pets her tell her emotional words he even cries along with her, he makes her feel special in a way no guy has made her feel and whatever she ask the guy at that moment he does it without thinking twice

tensazangetsu20:
How to turn your GF into your mental slave (works on 100% of women)


Step 1) cheat on your GF with a cute girl. it can be either a new girl or some girl on facebook you knew previously either way...

Step 2) the girl you cheat with MUST BE HOT. if shes ugly plan wont work

Step 3 cheat but DO NOT try to cover up your tracks, meaning your GF will easily find out about it

Step 4) When your GF finds out about it, tell her that you need to be completely honest with her about something. Explain to her that youve been thinking about it for a few months and youve decided that you arent going to let society dictate how you will live your life when it comes to relationships.

Tell her that most relationships in society are what you see as 50% relationships, where the man and woman both have 50% of the power or share power somehow. Explain to her that you have decided that you dont care what society tries to push, you have decided that you want a 100% relationship with your girlfriend or no relationship at all. Explain to her that a 100% relationship is a relationship where you have 100% of the power and she has 0% of the power.

Tell her that you have made your decision and if she does not want to give you a 100% relationship then that means you will need to find a woman who will give it to you. Explain to her that simply put, a 100% relationship means you have 100% of the power and you can do whatever you want whenever you want including cheating on her and she must follow every command you give her or you will terminate the relationship immediately. Thats what it means to have 100% of the power.

Tell her that you will not change your mind for anything. Tell her that a 100% relationship is the only thing you will accept in life, and anything less than that you will not accept. Tell her she has a choice, she can either give you a 100% relationship or she is no longer your girlfriend. Tell her, the choice is hers to make

Tell her (if she agrees to the 100% relationship) that pretty much she is still allowed to do most of what she wants she can even talk to other guys, hangout with other guys, but tell her that the line stops there and if you ever find out she cheats on you you will terminate the relationship. Tell her it is a double standard and you dont care, but you are allowed to cheat on her and you will do it whenever you desire and its allowed because you have 100% of the power and you are the god in the relationship.

But let her know if she cheats on you just one time, one time only, you will break up with her immediately. Tell her you realize its a double standard and you dont care because as far as you are concerned, you are god and you dictate how reality will operate in the relationship.


Step 5) this is how womens minds operate. the more you treat them like trash, the more they love you. most mens problems come from feeling bad about it and starting to treat a hoe nice. once you treat a hoe nice her attraction for you diminishes

When you cheat on your GF, it actually makes her LIKE YOU MORE. Its the lack of "owning up to it" and trying to apologize for it that can make your GF see you as beta.

Apologizing for cheating and being sorry for your actions is beta. Thats the mistake most men make after they cheat

But if you cheat on your GF and actually own it and say "yeah i cheated on you slut, and ill do it again whenever i want you stupid dumb cuunt" it will actually make her love you more than ever before.

So that is how you put your GF in gear. cheat on her, and when she finds out, dont apologize for it. own it and be proud of it.

And if you do that properly, you can even take things a step further and approach levels of godlike alphaness. You can tell your GF that you have decided you will break up with her unless she gives you a 100% relationship (which is the pinnacle of alpha dominance over your own reality)



Step 6) and mission complete if you tell your girlfriend that she either must give you a 100% relationship or you will break up with her, she will literally become your mental slave.

She will become so attracted to your absolute aura of alpha energy that no other dudes will interest her.


Step 7) make sure to never console her emotional needs and never be a shoulder for her to cry on. let other guys do that for you. tell your girlfriend that you insist she lives her life and has other male friends other than you so she doesnt bother you all the time with her bullcrap nonsense



Step here is how conversations will look like between your GF and other men she has as friends

She will tell her friend "omg your not gonna believe this. my bf is such a jerk. He made me accept a relationship where he can cheat on me whenever he wants, but im not allowed to cheat on him"

Then her beta pussy friend will say ""wow omg that is so wrong. you shouldnt be treated like that. Are you serious he cheats on you and doesnt care and you put up with that. omg you deserve better girl""

then she will say "yeah your totally right"

then her beta pussy friend will say "you know. ill help you out if you need. your bf cheats on you you should get that bastard back. jus chill with me tonite"

then she will say "your a nice guy but... no im not ready to do that yet i still want to try and make things work. i dont want to do anything with you"


By you being ABSOLUTE ALPHA you will turn your GF's friends into the "beta friendzone chump" who she cries to about all her problems with her "jerk boyfriend".

and you can simply laugh your way all the way to the promise land. the way female minds work is the guy she wants to have sex with is the "jerk boyfriend", and that is what you will be, and you have nothing to worry about when shes hanging out with other guys because all she will do when shes hanging out with other guys is complain to them about how much of a jerk you are. But in the end she wont cheat on you because you will be the only man she is attracted to. Your girlfriend will just use other men as emotional shoulders to cry on, while its your diicck she ends up wanting at the end of the day





Step 9) I have just given you the red pill. whether you want to believe in the matrix, is up to you

Lol you wrote a long article with no logical point at all, ( the category of girls that will fall for this type of guys are complete dull with very low self-esteem, from a poor family after money or teenage girls that can be easily manipulated) no smart girl will allow this

Maxcollins042:
The VC of the University of Ibadan must be somewhere now muttering under his breath.

But on a serious note what are the criteria employed at arriving at this ranking?

didn't your read were the op said, The ranking is based on quality of research output in the year under review.

ennyhola:
You don't have to keep pestering the girl or praying for her to breakup

Really? How about the ones playing hard to get?

prettyjo:
dat moment when you get so oo tired of breaking people's heart and want someone to break your own too

Sounds like that moment you get tired of been approached by guys you are not attracted, and wishing to be approached by a guy you are attracted to sorry

Pattypatt:
Men love sex, women love sex, I really don't know how she came to this conclusion.

From her personal experience

Very good, women are fighting for their rights this day's,

Sunnyshinylight:
He goes to church again....


Life is spiritual my love

Lol I understand now, well for now I choose the physical world over the spiritual

The lady no wan old o

Why fat Joe con dey like this na

Mrclint222:
He said the absolute truth, Nigerians only started acknowledging after YE went global, he has been around but most people never really liked him

So foreigners acknowledge YE before us?