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Where I wan start from?

It's best left untold.

This is the relig*on they want to everyone to practice?

Nairaland allows everyone to criticize Christianity but won't allow you to comment on is*am topics

Your major concern here is not the smell but the refusal of your gf to give you bj


Tell to cover her nose 👃 and try it again

That's really emotional

Middlemen are the problem.

Remember when BUA crashed the price to 7k?

Middlemen bought it at the new price but went back to selling it at the same price with that of Dangote

franchasng:
If Nigeria was a working nation, by now Bola Tinubu should be tendering his resignation letter with a national apology but instead he is in France doing photo ops with oversize coat and pretending to be young in company of confused France President that is looking for asylum in Nigeria for French troops booted out of Francophone countries because of their wickedness and evil acts

Why should he even wait till now before rendering his resignation?

It's long overdue!

He shouldn't be there to begin with.

I have never for once, regarded that alia of a guy,as governor.

He's too tribalistic!

His administration is strictly for the tiv.

He views zone C as no part of Benue State.

He's a liar to say he was not aware of PO's visit

This is by far the worste recruitment agency in Nigeria

For me it's practicing polygamy.

My fellow men, by all means possible, I will not toll that part due to the level of division in our family which became more pronounced after my Dad passed on.


Polygamy, no matter how the children claim to love themselves, deep down there's division.

I don't want my children to experience what I experienced in a polygamous family.

Let's have yours

May God have mercy on her

Remove Islam and the problem of the entire world is 98% solved!!!

The only good terrorist is a dead one!!!

Unless you're not in Nigeria, terrorists do not deserve to stay alive.

Happy Birthday.

At least make snakes rest small

Elect1neAtegun:
Imagine

Sorry Man 🤦🏾‍♂️

Thank you my friend

WhiteIverson:
Before I faint I'll Jackie Chan the glass

E no easy to break from inside the tube ooo.

No enough space for you to even stretch yourself before you go hit an

Elect1neAtegun:
Yes nah better heart attack sef. Guy strong. For a whole 10 minutes you bn dey stuck inside that airtight tube door. 💯 For you man ✊🏾

Thanks 🙏 alot

E no easy.
I was almost gasping for air

Mariangeles:
Thankfully, it wasn't an elevator.

People wey get mind dey enter lift for Naija dey try. 😀

If to say na person wey come get asthma nko?

That automatic doors no be for Naija epileptic light ooo.

E fit kpai person if them no act quick ooo

coputa:
I experienced such at Access bank, just the same scenario. If they had delay up to 30 minutes, one would have fainted in there.

I really thanked God it wasn't delayed above 10 minutes

Elect1neAtegun:
When you go sue them like this Them wan unalive you with their rubbish power failure..

Abeg nah which bank e be. If nah me I go naked inside that their yeye door start dey cry

Z Bank

Elect1neAtegun:
When you go sue them like this Them wan unalive you with their rubbish power failure..

Abeg nah which bank e be. If nah me I go naked inside that their yeye door start dey cry

That experience fit cause heart attack ooo

So, immediately I stepped into the entrance door, light went off and I got trapped in there for over 10 minutes before they turned on their generator.

Rather than hastening up the alternative power source, the bank security were busy shouting "oga can you hear us"?

I was really terrified because there was no air flow in the cabin. I was just in there with so much heat.
Omo I fear ooo

Share your experience if you've ever been in a similar situation.

Dogalmighty17:
A country full of savage animals.

Is Nigeria any better?

With northerners constituting banditry and t* rrorism

Aside from the above, you still have one guy called tinibi to deal with

what effontry

jamp:
The world is just 4 days away. There are records yet to be broken since the inception of the tournament in 1930. Could this records be broken this year.

Here are some records.

1. No foreign coach has ever won the men’s FIFA World Cup with a national team of a different nationality.

Every one of the 21+ World Cup-winning managers (across 22 tournaments) has been a native of the country they led to victory. This holds true from the first edition in 1930 (Uruguay’s Alberto Suppici) through Argentina’s Lionel Scaloni in 2022.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_FIFA_World_Cup_winning_managers

2. Most goals in a single tournament: Just Fontaine (France) with 13 goals in 6 matches (1958). Modern Golden Boot winners typically score 5–8 goals; no one has come close in decades.

3. Youngest goalscorer: Pelé (Brazil) at 17 years, 239 days (vs. Wales, 1958). Extremely unlikely due to player development and squad selection norms.

4. Oldest player to appear: Essam El-Hadary (Egypt) at 45 years, 161 days (2018). Goalkeepers can push this, but it’s a high bar.

5. Oldest goalscorer: Roger Milla (Cameroon) at 42 years, 39 days (1994). Still stands strong.

6. Biggest margin of victory: Hungary 10–1 El Salvador (1982). Double-digit scores are rare in the modern era with better defenses and professionalism.


https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/48891969/which-world-cup-records-most-likely-broken-2026

Nigeria vs India already broke no. 6

India scored 100 while Nigeria scored 1

Yet no information about the kidnappers?

When the government is serious about putting an end to insecurity, it will stop

gunners160:
Make una stop this lies na. The estate is owned by the government and it is a military quaters . It was built for top ranking military staff

This is no government estate.


This is my hood, yes a lot of military guys are here.

You don't seem to know much about NAF Valley Estate, coz I'm not seeing most of the beautiful mansions in your post.

It's really a nice place.

Just can't wait for the supermarket at the second gate to commence operations

He was able to get 30% ?

Despite all the available indices?

kunle4toyeyaho:
The same man that could not solve common erosion problem for 8 years as a state Governor?

If your father could solve his d**k problem, you probably won't be here typing n*nsense!

Goo0dHardDick:
Yeah, we told him this too that alot of women died along with their child during child birth but his was successful.

Dude no even send us at all. He said he was eargly expecting a son. I guess he already has a way of celebrating the delivery if it was a boy child.

Throughout the Athenatal period, no scan was carried out to know the sex of the baby?