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what the hell kind of cereal is that though

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Samantha125:
I spent an entire year around these nairaland streets last year and I got trolled by some of the biggest trolls on this forum along the way... So I'm not moved.

But thanks for the heads up.

Okay... Ask ahead.

Heard you deactivated ..


sounds like you got moved .

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it's personal still ...you ready??

Samantha125:
Comrade, you didn't understand anything...😂😂😂... How does a half South African not know that Tshwane is a city?🤔🤔🤔

There's no Tshwane tribe, it consists of an admixture of all SA tribes and ethnic groups.

And yes, Zulu is a tribe and a language like Sepedi.

Madam, you should vhave heard of situation in which a person is being given birth to in a country but moved out and live most of his/her in another country ..

Now if that situation is likened to my situation, it is a clear explanation as to how i might not be so informed about somethings about mzanzi .


comprende now??


Eish!!!

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SultanOfAbia:
Anytime I sleep with a girl. They immediately fall in love with me and start getting attached.

Not that it is a bad thing
It's just that I just want to knack and go.
Some of them even start sleeping in my house and washing my clothes for me.

But most times it doesn't end well
Because they know my house and come unannounced then they catch me with another girl.
Heartbreak begins, but truthfully I hate causing heartbreaks.

Why me??
Asin why can't I have sex without this girls falling in love. It is becoming scary

Immediately I sleep with a girl, she start falling in love.

Bosses, please how do I handle this
3 girls have sworn for me because i broke their heart. But I never wanted relationship just knack and Go!!!
Why all these wahala of girls falling in love and getting attached to me

i heard, shagging a girl brings her closer to you .. if you got a girl and you ain't never shagged her , in her mind, she not your gf yet ..

Samantha125:
If you were indeed half South African, then you'd know that Tshwane is a city and not a language...🤣🤣🤣

whatever

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what's important is , i understood the language ..

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but hold on, if tshwane is a city? the whats the tribe called??

I know zulu is a tribe and still a language, right .

same goes for sepedi, right? right?

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Samantha125:
But I never had issues with nairaland ladies before... I might've had some misunderstandings with some of them here and there like I've had with some nairaland guys, but it was never anything serious.

We've been cool with each other and I'd like to believe that we are still cool even now...☺️☺️☺️

you should be wary ..

They wouldn't you watch attracting their guys like magnet and let you be just like .. I give two weeks max , the extra bitter ones would soon find fault with you and bury their fangs in deep into your skin .


Watch out for the ENP's mostly.. They're the deadliest ...


btw, i've got another question and this one is out of massive curiosity...

kushme:
Like DeeScan once told me, "Do not allow anyone let you speak less what's in your mind".
Stop calling Nigeria men who wear uniforms and ranks generals... You people should stop already. Shey you don see general wey dey slap or fight civilians for no reason?

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Samantha125:
I don't know what you're talking about...🤭🤭🤭

hahahaha .. you think i dont understand tswhane ??


you said he keeps arguing with "these people" ..


"these people" in that context sounded offensive ..

I'm half south African, just so you know..


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KingCold:
Lol. The most undesirable nationality in the world is having field day yaaaay! 😂

Right.. how best do you explain you frolickiing around the most undesireable nationality in the world ...


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Samantha125:
Mara ga o lape go nganga le batho ba?😂😂😂

.. " These people" ..please do not refer to us as that ..

Samantha125:
Well, I'm not here to compete with anyone.

I've never stayed on nairaland for too long, I keep coming and going.

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abduleez1:
Werey..... I think say you no dey watch movies based on yansh and brezz?? 🧐

you say wetin 😄😄😄 gimme that with a big jar of vaseline .. I don belleful ..🤤🤤🤤





I dey exaggerate for that vaseline part sha ...

Samantha125:
But I thought you said Xhosanostra is the most likeable South African to ever be in this forum...🤔🤔🤔

yes i did . and it looks like you're catching up to that .. Even though xhosa is still up there ..

How long in total have you spent on NL??

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow nairalanders, there is a reason why I made this topic.I believe there are other people who experience something am about to share on this thread.Lets go
Anytime I help people with anything I get the rewards in folds.Lets say,I helped someone today, most times, I do find myself in need of such people.These are situations I won't even expect I can need their help.My first well paying job happened as a result of this.During my secondary school days there's this lady that used to beg me for food then and I do help her with the little I can give.We became friends and after our secondary school days,I didn't see her again until I graduated from university.I was looking for job within months I landed a well paying bank job through this lady.A guy friend of mine connected me to her and she was happy to see me.She helped me with the job and that was the beginning of my breakthrough.
There are other smaller situations to where I help even younger ones and I do find myself at their mercy too.These are situations I can't even expect to find myself.I have been saved from being kidnapped,my car getting demolished etc.
Then I realized that my life has always been a give and take thing.So on this note, I have decided never to look down on anybody no matter what

Do you have similar experiences
You are free to share

bruh, all tgus epistle and you left tge important part .



"Drop your acct details"

incase you need mine, pls quote me...

pu7pl3:
You're worried about the wrong thing bro.
Anya Taylor is about to fvck Chris Evans on camera

would we be liable to see the raw uncut clips of the scene??

Samantha125:
I haven't been on nairaland for almost a year and I'm not even sure if she's still active, but maybe I'll tell you her moniker one day.

I don't have any male attracting enchantment and I haven't noticed anything.

Why?🤔🤔🤔

one day?? one day is Synonymous to today ..

idc if she's active or not .. she just needs to counted in during the census ...


why?? i already stated why ...


Most of them are so sweet on you, i don't think any NL Nigerian girl has ever gotten that amount of sweetness the show towards you ..
what's the secret?? is it some sort of juju, huh??

I'm asking on behalf of Nigerian association of NL females ..

They want to know how you do it else they have your head on a spike 😎😎😎😎

Samantha125:
What's her moniker? Do you want her to come for me? 😂😂😂... I wouldn't want her to unleash her Xhosa wrath on me...

You can never know a total number of South Africans in here because many of them are not active... They only comment every once in a while.

And which question do you got for me?

come for you? dafuq would she do that for 😟

tell her it's me asking asking from NL board of executives 😋 ..

Her presence is needed asap.. its not a request 😋..


yeah. my question!!!


you got some Nairaland male attracting enchantment on you ??

why are theses niggas so sweet on you

its weird..😔😔

Samantha125:
If she wants to be noticed, she'll do so.

She's mostly only active in one section.

I'm Pedi.

sepedi ...


cool.

what's her Monika,

we're running a census of other African nationals on NL

she needs to be recognised. It's got nothing to do with being noticed ..

btw. i got a question for you 😔

codedgalaxy:
See am , I no just care if this thread get comment or not but I just wan para small for this space .
The wan wey dey vex me pass be say,
There was a thread I created not too long, about how somehow creation was kind of rigged to favour more of the female folks than of the male folks, and as usual my argument didn't sit well with some people.
Who took it as joke, this people were of the opinion that if someone had it easier in life, it was the male gender that had it easier.
Further, they emphasized that while the male folks can giggle about sowing their wild oats like a broken tractor with no brakes, the female folks were the ones to bear the brunt of things, should things go south.
I was somehow trying to find reason in their argument, till they made mention of "menstrual pains" and shits. damn!!
This was where I lost it totally. Like common, how do you bring up menstrual pains to this matter .
Like how dare you talk about a common pain you experience in a day or two, to man's payload of abundant pains.
An average man walks about with great amount of unfathomable pain and weight around his neck. For, he bares not only his own burden but that of his wife/girlfriend,simblings, and parents as well.
Without so much as a small slice of emphaty nor sympathy towards him.
Fvck it mehn' a you kidding ng me. a woman going through her fvcking menstrual whatever, has the sympathy and care of her man and that of the people around her. In fact she makes it known to everyone , and by that draws the affection, attention, and special treatments. Same thing with pregnant women..

Which begs the question,
Why do women think they have it hard?

if they have menstrual pains that last for more than two days .. it has nothing to do with nature .

they should have their uterus checked.


Some will say the pain of carrying a child for nine months. .

total crap!! ..

the only time you feel pain is during labor ..

abd if you labour right, your pain shouldn't last for 5min bar the contraction stage ..

brain54:
I have said all that I need to say to you...

Fish!

naybe I should join in on the race ..


make things interesting yano ..





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kushme:
. Come on, be nice and stop completing a phrase like that. Although, you got me there,I got lily livered. Her husband got shot na...

Righttttttt!!

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it'd be unfair to paint him in such fashion ..


i get it..😀😀

brain54:
And she doesn't have a husband to talk with...

Before considering going to therapy. Or what do you think they do at therapy?

If you read my comments one of the things I said I noticed was that there was a lot on her chest and she seemed like she wanted to pour her emotions out. Which is normal for someone who passed through what she did.

She needed someone to share with. And if you aren't focused on been nasty you would have noticed she got a bit of relief at the end from talking about what she went through.

I never asked to offer any help outside here. I have never PM'ed or DM'ed her.

So I wonder why you reason like a fish. Like I said I don't even know why I am explaining anything to you.

Because I owe you no explanation.

Just stop being a perverted and nasty thinker.

Be positive sometimes!

If she's going through therapy already.. is there a reason she still needs to talk to some random stranger off the internet..

are you a professional shrink??

- what makes anything she tells you confidential to just you and her..

-How does she know she wouldn't get attacked with it in some later time when shiit gets salty.

bruh .. I'm not against your slimy movement though 😅😅😅


I'm basically just messing around with ya'll ..

she's just 11months in the marriage, ya'll should guve her time before you start having her confused..

badt guy...😅😅

optimusprime2:


This thing has cracked me up mheeeen

bruh i Cant just stop laughing ...

JASONjnr:
Don't start what you won't finish.....

There is a trap.

Be ready to foot the two kids responsibility or she will guilt-shame you for taking advantage of her.

Stay away if you won't get serious with her .....

maybe she just wants some and it not that serious like you think ..

could've been long she has gotten pounded like that you know .

folake4u:
Ojukwu and Obasanjo are not ugly. These are charismatic men and they have a special attraction going on for them.

are judging with the face or with the pocket..


very typical 😒😒😒

brain54:
You are a fool you know...

Right

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Just a quick reminder though ..


I mean if she does need to talk, she has a husband she could do that with right??

don't you think??

brain54:
You are right...

What matters is that you are safe now.

Given everything you've been through, seeking couple's therapy is a wonderful idea.

It's good that you're taking proactive steps to heal and strengthen your relationship. Remember, prioritizing your mental health and well-being is crucial during this period.

If you ever need to talk or share more about your experience, I'm here to listen. Remember to take care of yourself and your loved ones.


I wish you the best Samantha... The very best!

bruh, she's married you know 🙄🙄🙄 .

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kushme:
A broken, violent law official with a gun!!! Sounds a lot like most Naija security personnel

Frankly ma dear, you do not need to care about what the hell I believe in. I only wish you and your families a peaceful home. Now, from your narrative, I could sense that your husband nurtured hate and seek revenge somehow for whatever harm your brother in law might have tried on you that caused protection order against him. Your husband knew this cos you won't just stop talking about it at any given time. This has only fueled the anger in your man to be a captain -proctect-a-...And he later became a victim. I probably believe, even you, had confronted your brother-in-!aw, verbally insulting his life.

Whatever it is, he felt you and your husband caused him a demotion, another threat to break him further, he now sees the both of you as his enemies. You know he is a violent person. You should have prevented their ways from crossing. Hello, Hi, Good day should have been the best and lengthy conversations for both of them(your husband and bro in law).

Na wa. So, he was facing other charges while freely walking and planning to address his next dispute through taking lives. Damn, the man is wicked. Why would a man like that be a law official? I could imagine the lives he would have destroyed.

See, people like him don't reflect on issues to see their fault in it. They only see things their way. He's currently feeling(not thinking his actions) that you and your husband put him in police custody and would pay for it someday if the system lets him out.

I pray this situation pass you and your families.

hahaha .. did you not know how to complete the phrase or you got lily livered to be able to let it out in full .


I bet i saw something like "captain save a hoe"

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Do not allow anyone let you speak less what's in your mind ..

let it all out ...

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Samantha125:
I'm not Xhosanostra.

Already there there are two other Xhosa ladies on this forum and I'm not even a Xhosa myself.

uh!!


what other xhosa lady is on the forum??

what's yours??

zulu ??

Mariangeles:
You take that back right quick!😌

As for the Xhosasomething, I don't know who that is. 🙂

hahaha.. so you're a gen z on this forum ..


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The old folks from back when would know xhosa is..



maybe Samantha is xhosa. she just came back using a new monika...

tnerro1:
I would like to break the heart of a South African girl just for fun, I would make her love me and then break her heart to pieces as revenge for chidima 😋

no no no let's leave the girls out of this ..


the boys shall suffer for it .


i shall send a team of brutal bombers to reap them of their easy earned rands...

Mariangeles:
Samantha is the only good person from South Africa.
We'll keep her.

As for that wannahowzit and the rest, do whatever you want to those knuckleheads.

i'd stick a red hot iron in irongalaxy ass ..

kingcold, i'd lock him up in a deep freezer fo2 enternity..

.who the hell is Samantha, xhosanostra is the most likeable south African ever to grace this forum ever ..

lioneszza is just another bully, although i do not know what to do to her