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Romance › Re: Facts About Doggy by DeeScan: 1:21pm On Nov 17, 2024
Tekashi89:
SEX EDUCATION 💃💃💃💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

TOPIC: DOGGY STYLE😁🥰🥰

WHAT It can be defined as the act of kneeling down on the bed with ur bumbum raised up, while you spread ur legs and ur chest is touching the bed, then your man guide his Ikenga into ur hole and thrust deep inside you.

CHARACTERISTICS OF DOGGY STYLE :

Honestly, I feel like seeing & thanking the person that invented doggy style.

It's sweet, it reaches the intestines.

It helps penetrate deep into u, and u feel the scrotum touch ur outer hole, while he do u

It's fast and reliable.

Easy to do in any area of the house.

It helps the shy ones to overcome shyness, cos you won't look at his face.

It allows your man to play with ur nipples.

It allows your man to play with your clit.

It allows ur man to play and tap ur bum bum as he's doing you.

It allows your man have a full view of ur bumbum, as he's doi you and ur booty is bouncing with the force of his thrust.

It allows u to play with ur man's balls from under.

It allows him to massage ur back.

Even if you don't want to moan, this style will you moan.

In doing doggy, how u bend and position properly determines the amount of enjoyment.

Don't be a boring babe on the bed. Learn to scream and moan. It makes him feel in charge. Tell him where u want to feel pleasured.
the attached image wan kee me ..


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Romance › Re: I Bleep Mother And Her Friend And Daughter by DeeScan: 12:52pm On Nov 17, 2024
LofP:
You don't know this nigga's story. Na legend of sexuality section
lol ..


is he not the same guy thst post pictures of round onion booty he usually fvcks ..


after stillmaticog, he is the most consistent in the ashawo thread ..


i miss that thread...
Family › Re: Married Women, What's Your Biggest Regret About Marriage? by DeeScan: 4:26pm On Nov 15, 2024
Dshocker:
The good Samaritan is back from South Africa
They're always drawn aback ..


I await xhosanostra return ..


Folks like irongalaxy, if he tries leaving, he'd go insane ...
Romance › Re: Lady In Pain As Boyfriend Of 7 Years Impregnates Her Younger Sister by DeeScan: 4:09pm On Nov 15, 2024
she should have that sister of hers buried alive ..



how could she have seduced her sister's bf ..


females is the worst thing that could ever to a female...
Romance › Re: What Is Your Opinion On Marriage? by DeeScan: 2:37pm On Nov 15, 2024
total shiit....
Crime › Re: Woman Left Over 800 People Without Power For Hours After Climbing A Transformer by DeeScan: 2:32pm On Nov 15, 2024
GOFRONT:
When "Go and Hug a transformer" keep reverberating in your ear.
Unholy Whispers ..



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Car Talk › Re: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by DeeScan: 2:28pm On Nov 15, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
He meant "before" the accident.
alright then..
Car Talk › Re: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by DeeScan: 2:19pm On Nov 15, 2024
Joesno:
Na rich kids wey their mama get Car fit relate... I'm going 30 n I av nvr held a Steering wheel cry
. but this op sabi do bambiala for NL na ..

How does someone have a rich mother and goes around NL asking for alms...




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Car Talk › Re: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by DeeScan: 2:16pm On Nov 15, 2024
chccho:
Back in Uni days (2002-2006) I also did this a lot and got into trouble alot of times with my dad's car and mums car.
Sometimes I will return the car in peace sometimes with damages, scratches etc.
But I will never ever forget one catastrophic experience back in secondary school, when 4 school mates sneaked out their dad's car from IB to visit Lagos. On their way back to IB they had a terrible accident and 3 of them lost their lives (2brothers and the 3rd guy) the fourth guy was super lucky cos they just dropped him off after the accident happened.
Looking back now, I don't think I will ever allow my kids go out with my car if i am not with them or another adult.
your story is not adding up ..

your dropped him after the incident ...


how did he survive the mishap and the rest got harmed..

🙁🙁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by DeeScan: 5:21pm On Nov 14, 2024
Ballzproblem2:
💣 Alphonso Davies has decided to join Real Madrid as a free agent in the summer of 2025. The deal is practically done. ✍️✅Relevo)
yay .
.. now they can stop seducing trent ...

fvcking twats...


modified .. I have forgotten the weyrey na left back ...

God i'd hate gor mardrid to prise this guy off us ..

fsg do something 😭😭😭
Health › Re: How To Detect Fake Drugs In Nigeria: Essential Steps For Consumer Safety by DeeScan: 5:10pm On Nov 14, 2024
gentleguy1975:
you forgot to mention counting ones
I had included that when i said every sample...
Health › Re: How To Detect Fake Drugs In Nigeria: Essential Steps For Consumer Safety by DeeScan: 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2024
we that buy drugs in sachets nko. . ho ee hobtakr verify nw.


nafdac/ndlea should be responsible for this not the masses ..


they should have a team that moves from outlets to outlets, shop to shop, pharmacy to pharmacy. request for a sample of each drugs they sell and verify its aunthencity .. Better still, educate each chemist, or whatever drug store is known on how to verify what they sell ..


Anyone store found with counterfeit medications should be fined or jailed.




if this way is no effective in curbing these fake products, make i hear wetin happen .
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Leave Me So Easily After Sex? by DeeScan: 2:27pm On Nov 14, 2024
greatnaija01:
YOU ARE NOT RICH ENOUGH......
simple




NOTHING WILL KEEP A LADY ABOVE MONEY.


so leave dem ladies and go secure your destiny bag.


LADIES ARE A DISTRACTION AND A SIDE ATTRATION.


you came to this life to be great.... not to be a woman wrapper.
the whole situation with balsatar, the legend negates this conclusion...
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Leave Me So Easily After Sex? by DeeScan: 2:23pm On Nov 14, 2024
while some nighas just wants to be your situation ,

you're here stressing over nothing ..




I mean. real good looking dont give a shiit if they leave as long as new ones arrive ya know...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by DeeScan: 1:20pm On Nov 12, 2024
popizaino:
Bag of local rice is N115,000.

Cement is N9500.

Fuel is N1115 per litre.

Inflation is over 50%.

Our economy is in shambles.

National grid is in mess.

Apc and Tinubu's supporters should bury their heads in shame.
the thing dey touch you for ivory coast..
Romance › Re: "What My Friend Learned From A Heartbreaking Experience: A Wake-up Call For Many by DeeScan: 1:07pm On Nov 12, 2024
GloriousGbola:
all these silly made up stories for clicks and outrage

na oyibo dey give money to instagram or streaming on OF thot

nigerians will expect to see the person in person

more so when it is a standard yahoo scam of catfishing men

bull shit story.
not all Nigerians oo .. some send money blindly after series of video calls oo ...

These girls know how to play that stuff .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (3 - 0) On 10th November 2024 by DeeScan: 3:31pm On Nov 10, 2024
man united new style if football looks very much like Liverpool's...
Romance › Re: . by DeeScan: 7:17pm On Nov 08, 2024
CockPit:
OP's profile?
the account she claiming impersonates her.
Romance › Re: . by DeeScan: 7:11pm On Nov 08, 2024
CockPit:
Which pictures?
have you never been into its profile??
Romance › Re: I Cannot Date A Girl When The Issue Of Her Hair Budgets Is Directed To Me by DeeScan: 7:07pm On Nov 08, 2024
folake4u:
@ the bolded. You getttttt!!! We don't find it necessary to add such to the convos or brag about it.

They always complain about "broke" women, oya change your environment and people you hang out with? Noooo. Some of them feel insecure around women that are doing well for themselves.

Na their type dey give their understanding girlfriend 1k to do all back from January to December but side chick go dey use deep curl 20 inches wig. cheesy
if e give you 1k to do hair for a while year, you suppose dey lick him feet for that whole year, heck, na you suppose be him footmat for that whole year ensuring his underfeet never gets stained ...


Him no owe you shiit.
Romance › Re: I Cannot Date A Girl When The Issue Of Her Hair Budgets Is Directed To Me by DeeScan: 7:00pm On Nov 08, 2024
Nazgul:
You're lucky you're not my girlfriend. Na mallam (gorimapa, skin) you go de barb.

I go buy olive oil way you go de use run am so that it would shine very well and bring out your inner beauty.
haaa our darling rookie lawyer wont like this.
Romance › Re: I Cannot Date A Girl When The Issue Of Her Hair Budgets Is Directed To Me by DeeScan: 6:56pm On Nov 08, 2024
her hair,her body cream and whatever personal stuff she needs to deal with is ger fvcking problem. not mine..
Romance › Re: . by DeeScan: 6:52pm On Nov 08, 2024
Coolsat:
Me dey suspect that iyaebe and ereluroz moniker long ago. A moniker just pop up started campaigning for tinubu and claiming to be Yoruba and some of you believed it. The real Zzor is not from the west, she's igbo or southsouth.
E fit be helinues or one of these tinubu supporters using her popularity here to do nonsense.
let her explain how the impersonator got hold of her many of her pics to upload at different times ..



na damage control this user they do ...
Family › Re: My 3 Year Old Daughter Is Behaving Strange by DeeScan: 7:25am On Nov 07, 2024
ravensckar:
The way and manner in which you tell lies with reckless abandon will shock even the devil himself. Hian? huh huh

You remembered your first traumatic experience that happened when you were 3 and half years old? Say that to the braindead subhumans in your lineage. It's a big fat lie! huh huh

Dear OP, please don't listen to this lunat1c.

That your child needs some serious flogging because it's obvious that she has become too addicted to cartoons.

What nonsense psychological issue could a 3 year old be going through? Mtchew!
kobo has always had some psycho issues. i think she has mentioned them quite eough around ..

do i would believe her when she says that...


btw, it's very possible to remember events/situation that happened at that age
Family › Re: My 3 Year Old Daughter Is Behaving Strange by DeeScan: 7:20am On Nov 07, 2024
Confirmer:
She is too engrossed in the cartoon. Reduce the time spent on cartoon and at intervals make sure she visit the toilet to pee under your supervision.
snother wird for this is obsession ...

she doesn't want to miss any part of the cartoon hence she keeps doing the business right at the spot ...
Family › Re: My 3 Year Old Daughter Is Behaving Strange by DeeScan: 7:17am On Nov 07, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Exactly ! There could be so many medical or psychological reasons to this. undecided

Op, take the kid to see a doctor as soon as you possibly can. My first traumatic experience in life happened when I was just 3.5 years of age and that was the day before my kid brother was born. My life was devastated by that one experience and it wasn't until some time ago that those scars were finally resolved for me. The worst you can do is attempt to trivialize this or pretend it is of phantoms. undecided
. good ol revelation ...

Anxiety disorders are birches
Pets › Re: My Tragic Experiences With Dogs by DeeScan: 6:48pm On Nov 06, 2024
We4all:
So they can bite if off, right?
they won't .. Don't jst do it in a provocative way ..

if not that hand is a goner ...
Pets › Re: My Tragic Experiences With Dogs by DeeScan: 6:45pm On Nov 06, 2024
purples25:
Hope they were able to stitch the penis of the 12 year old boy back and get it functional. That's damage for life. After doing that, those dogs should have been killed for destroying the boys life or attempting murder. I'm confused, so the family of the boy didn't sue, they weren't settled, why would anyone let those dogs be alive after that? Is it until they kill someone?

Imagine almost killing a two year old. Dogs who are a threat to life and cannot be controlled by their owners should be killed. If I'm the mother of the 12 year old or the 2 year old, I won't stop until they kill that dog. I will press charges. People don dey craze sha.
could it be functional after getting stitched or are you making a failed attempts to mock the 12yr old ..
Pets › Re: My Tragic Experiences With Dogs by DeeScan: 6:42pm On Nov 06, 2024
masterfactor:
Dog are unpredictable creatures, during thoee days when we were growing up we were told that "it because we run from dogs that is why they chase us", but that theory is a lie, if a dog is coming at you and you wait, it's might end badly, Last year a viral video of a boy who was murder by dog was all over the Internet.
a dog barking at someone doesn't mean they want to attack .. Have you never seen a dog barking at its owner ...



look when a dog charge towards, it is not a misconception when they say don't run. when they get close to you, they stop and literally smell you .. you should stylishly offer the back of your
hand,they do their normal rites and back off ..



na una dey always panic and the next thing you is to japa ..



you guys should watch this 12month content on fb to have a clear understanding of what i am talking about ..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by DeeScan: 6:30pm On Nov 06, 2024
this thread be like the book of lamentation..


why, why, why ..

.I do hope arsenal sacks arteta ... i go too happy ...


since una no wan acknowledge wetin arteta dey help the club do ..
Christianity Etc › Re: Resist The Urge To See The Trending Leaked Sex Video by DeeScan: 10:10am On Nov 05, 2024
tnerro1:
Too late😋😋😁😁😁😅

That woman he was fvcking in the office while carrying her legs up has a great fvcking ass, damnnnn😋😋. I mean this
omoh. where una dey see this videos ..


make i feed my eye too .


That man is a living legend...

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