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pyyxxaro:
English Migwoo
#Insanely Hot indeed#
Who send me go open this one now
See the way my fone de hot, because of the hotness of her laps
She go wear Moses sandals

D one wey Moses take cross red sea

Abeg, that Rukky of a girl, what's d source of her income? I haven't seen her in more than 3 movies. Where she take get d money?

D most hilarious comment 2 me on NL is reply 2 a girl who complained of not bin wooed by rich guys except 4 bus conductors/tricycle riders and d 1st reply was: Na as goat stand 4 market na him dem dey take price am. Can't describe mah laughter that day

Mehn! See GOWNS

Ok...

There's nothing wrong

Hmmmmn.............................

Serves him right

Not real

Looking 4ward to seeing d movie

Used 2 hate dose mama or aunties

Ew! Rest in Peace

One hell of a question

Hilarious Indeed! See as dem package menial jobs

Kick off immediately, no need 2 waste time

Yea, can't really explain.... Michael Jackson's songs

He went 2 rest... He was too pressurized jare

1 and 2

Lovely!

LordOfTheWeed:
***grabs bamboo***

Incase i see anyone that wanna scare the hell outta me

lwtmb

Wow...... Happy 4 her. Welcome 2 d world baby

Peak of madness

O ga o

Impressive

Let it go extinct abeg! Can't imagine having that on mah face...arrrrrrrrgh

Some could be true

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

As ur monicker implies

Stevano007:
I entered the car boot during open day and followed my parents home ... come see skelewu dance back to school

hahahahaha, cracking ma ribs

slimzypink:
Just reminiscing on my boarding school dayz I am sure my school is the worst boarding school ever

I remember my boarding days in command secondary school apata ibadan, there was this girl that was pregnant... nobody knew she was pregnant she managed to conceal it. She got due for delivery then went to deliver it herself in the bush. She manged to cut the unbilical cord, then proceeded to deep the baby inside a well dugged ground she made earlier, with the hope of burying the baby, as she tried covering up the baby an hunter who had been in the bush viewing it all stopped her!!! It was then the story was leaked to the school, she got suspended!!!, I my self never knew this chick was pregnant, it took people by surprise..

Similar case happened in ma skl, d girl was almost due 4 delivery b4 teachers noticed. Twas during inter-house sports(heats and final) she was selected 2 play discus, d girl was feeling dizzy, eventually, she fell down. She was rushed 2 d clinic and afterwards discovered she 7 months pregnant. People started voicing out how they noticed she put her hands into d cloth 2 cover d protruding belly. Some evn said she told her close pals 2 sit on d belly... She was expelled, we later heard twas evn a close relative that impregnated her