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RomanceRe: Guys With Big Joysticks Share Your Crazy Experience With A Lady (pics) by defashan: 1:04pm On Oct 06, 2017
AHCB:
considering the fact you know your's is no bigger than a toothpick. No wonder you're measuring dick with a "small girl".

Enjoy bro. You only live twice. grin
grin grin. Don't even go there bro. Davido is shouting with a megaphone, posting billboards everywhere about his N30b...guess what?

Big players don't even show off their wallets.

I'm blessed down there bro.
RomanceRe: Guys With Big Joysticks Share Your Crazy Experience With A Lady (pics) by defashan: 12:50pm On Oct 06, 2017
WrathOfHadez:
But you've been doing a nauseating boring back and forth with this "small girl spanning nearly two pages.

Did a cursory swipe at your profile and discovered you've spent 5 years at least on Nairaland (if this isn't an alternate) but I would have mistaken you for a attention-jockeying newbie trying out a drab pick-up line with bullying.

Your efforts could have carried more sincere conviction if they weren't coming off as a little desperate for the spotlight.
Sorry bro. I forgot this is a thread on big joystick.
RomanceRe: Guys With Big Joysticks Share Your Crazy Experience With A Lady (pics) by defashan: 12:37pm On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:
And if it's a command? You've no right to post my pictures on this thread. Mynd44 pls do the needful.

Is it your nose? Your picture? Your profile? It's my problem and if you've any issue with it you go can hug transformer for all I care. Trying to troll me when you should go back to primary school and learn about colors. Yellow indeed.
Troll you??

Of all the beautiful things lined up for for me to do before Nigeria vs Zambia match, its to troll some little girl from heaven knows where that I should waste my energy on??

The concentrated contents of your nostrils are yellowish in colour. It's also inappropriate to upload graphic photos online.

Don't you know some nairalanders are squeamish? Pls go and 'blow' your nose and don't forget to wash your hands after. It's people like you who sniffle like dogs when those bacteria infested mucus runs down their philtrum, then wipe them with bare hands and continue punching away on the phone or computer keyboards.
RomanceRe: Guys With Big Joysticks Share Your Crazy Experience With A Lady (pics) by defashan: 12:23pm On Oct 06, 2017
cristianisraeli:
haba bros you day vex o
Bros check am na. Look at those nostrils and tell me what you saw.

Be honest. This is not photoshop.
RomanceRe: Guys With Big Joysticks Share Your Crazy Experience With A Lady (pics) by defashan: 12:19pm On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:
Take down my pictures I don't appreciate your busybody. FYI, that's not catarrh, if you wanna troll, keep me out of it.
Is that a command or what? Be respectful and I don't like your language. I'm not trolling.

You called the mod, I wonder why you did that.

You said it's not catarrh. If it's not catarrh/mucus, what is it? Don't tell me they are grey nasal hairs cos you are too young to have grey hairs in your nostrils.
RomanceRe: Guys With Big Joysticks Share Your Crazy Experience With A Lady (pics) by defashan: 12:10pm On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:
Mynd44 rule 10.
But you still have your catarrh and mucus. You should've at least used some tissue to clean and wipe it off.

I'm just being nice by pointing that out and you should be happy and grateful
CrimeRe: Phone Thieves Caught And Burnt To Death By Mob(disturbing Graphic Photos) by defashan: 1:50pm On Aug 07, 2017
zurich1010:
I feel sorry for Biafraans sharing a country with these people and Yorubaas. These are people they have absolutely nothing in common with. If not for One Nigeria, what's my business with a Yorubaa man?
You are an idiot and a big fool to write something like this. Condemn the act and stop disrespecting other ethnic groups.

Jungle justice is very common in the places like Aba, Owerri, umuahia and Onitsha.
SportsRe: Official Faints After Rival Scores First Goal During Match In Ibadan. Photos by defashan: 1:33pm On Aug 07, 2017
Sooting will survive relegation.

Enugu Rangers will go relegation.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Takes Joe Igbokwe To The Cleaners by defashan: 4:32pm On Aug 02, 2017
dudebuck:
Russel Idatoru BlueJack, A wise man very hard core Biafran!
Russel Bluejack?? Sounds like some breed of exotic dog.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Cancels Kaduna Visit. See Reactions by defashan: 2:57pm On Aug 02, 2017
attackgat:
The real funny thing about these Nigerians saying that Kanu cancelled his intended visit to Kaduna is that they help to confirm that ONE NIGERIA is an almighty sham.

So Kanu should not visit Lagos or Kaduna or you people will deal with him?

What happend to "Nigeria belongs to all of us"? So there are places that Kanu is not allowed to go because he wants Biafra?

Kanu has been all over the world from China to Japan, Malaysia to Israel holding Biafran rallies and nobody touched him

But it is the same country that claims to love Kanu and his tribe that are saying they will deal with Kanu if he goes to certain areas?

Hypocrisy everywhere
Are you ok at all??

Kanu is Nigeria's numero uno enemy of the state. He is not a Nigerian. Since his madness started, we have been hearing of seccesaion, secession, zoo and animals. The current restructuring cries, I give him tht credit for that was as a result of his secession craziness but he is full of hate, bile and disrespect.

Why would he come to Lagos and kaduna?
Has he got a Nigerian passport? Has he been cleared by the immigration? What would he be coming to do?

He should be happy to have prolonged his life a bit for now because of that decision.

Even if he decides to visit Christian n dominated southern kaduna, don't you flat heads know that Dan Fulani wouldn't be the only fulani hosts waiting to welcome him?

How far is his kaduna destination away from those boko boys?
Don't you know that it would've been a perfect opportunity for a 15 year old boko boy to harvest lots of souls of kaduna christians plus the man who insults them everyday.

The biggest loser here is not even Kanu. It's the Fulani herdsmen who would've sent 'diginitaries' to meet him and also boko boys who would have used this perfect opportunity to scatter bodies.

Kanu's scattered body parts would've fetched 72 hot beauties.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Cancels Kaduna Visit. See Reactions by defashan: 2:41pm On Aug 02, 2017
AmadiAba, come and explain your dilekto's sudden change.

This is what happens when your mouth is faster than your brain.

Cownu, AmadiAba, ipobs, you see yourself??

You are all embarrassing Igbos.
PoliticsRe: How To Stop Nnamdi Kanu From Visiting Lagos, Kaduna - Igbere TV Boss, Anyalekwa by defashan: 2:38pm On Aug 02, 2017
AmadiAba:
Why re u in a hurry? When the time is come, he will announce the date
Kanu has just given us the date of his kaduna trip. He said he has running stomach/mouth therefore he couldn't make the trip and the journey is postponed indefinitely.

Kaduna people are so disappointed. They have been so eager to welcome him.
PoliticsRe: How To Stop Nnamdi Kanu From Visiting Lagos, Kaduna - Igbere TV Boss, Anyalekwa by defashan: 2:35pm On Aug 02, 2017
Princesaha:
Egbon chill ok. I just want you to know one thing and that is, threats does not move those hardcore ipobians. Nnamdi Kanu will enter Lagos and do his thing and nothing will happen. Not even a fly will perch on him. The worst you guys can do is to rant on social media and life goes on afterwards. All your agberos in Lagos combined cannot even sneeze when they see the crowd with him that day. Once again, take a chill unless you want to just die for nothing.
Chest beaters. Your dilekto has already developed cold feet, hands and spine even before he finished making the statement.

He has just cancelled his trip to kaduna. Somebody should tell him that Dan Fulani is waiting to entertain him and his IPOB squad.
I have booked their tickets already.

Cownu why na??
PoliticsRe: How To Stop Nnamdi Kanu From Visiting Lagos, Kaduna - Igbere TV Boss, Anyalekwa by defashan: 2:02pm On Jul 31, 2017
AmadiAba:
And what would you do?

Kanu is as good as in Lagos now.

IPOB demonstrated in Lagos and Abuja after all your threats when Kanu was in Prison and nothing happened.

Kanu will still go to Lagos and Kaduna and come back and you will not cough.

It is his right to visit any city he likes
You are all parrots. When will Kanu visit Lagos and kaduna?

Give us date or hold your peace.
PoliticsRe: The Cabal Is Behind Kanu by defashan: 2:43am On Jul 31, 2017
NuclearWinter:
The bokos in power have ignored all court rulings concerning the release of El Zacky and Dasuki.

These people will never be reasonable or subject themselves to any court.

What we are witnessing with IPOB and Kanu is unprecedented and it appears the shadow govt is using Kanu indirectly without his knowing to justify a coup in the nearest future.
Stop your conspiracy theory. We are waited he for Kanu to 'shut down' kaduna and Lagos.

Pls who knows the dates? Let him man up and prove himself a man of his words.
PoliticsRe: The Cabal Is Behind Kanu by defashan: 2:40am On Jul 31, 2017
chinoxstock:
No court in Nigeria can order kanu's rearrest. No court. Andnobody can kill kanu. We IPOB are more deadly than Bokoharam, and everybody knows it.

Kill kanu and there shall be no living thing left in Nigeria...interestingly the zoo knows that. Understand this very well.
You are more deadly than a poultry of chicken.

Stop chest beating you are nothing but colourful parrots.
Can you throw punches much less carry catapult?

Even if you were given slingshots, you won't have the courage to pull it and shoot.

IPOB that shut their mouths when Kanu was arrested, your only reaction was converging at venues of meetings of Nigerian government officials to shout and foam in the mouth, then yell that Trump, putin and Netanyahu would provide you weapons to fight!!

When Kanu was released, there was wild jubilation across your towns. Your coward and selfish politicians all came out to welcome him.

You people are big jokes.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by defashan: 2:18am On Jul 31, 2017
Running204:
I have given u enough audience,but I now know u are a bigger idiot that I have ever clip my eyes on. Demented demon.
Really mr chest beater?,

When is dilekto going to shut down Ragos and kaduna?

Give me dates.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by defashan: 10:45pm On Jul 30, 2017
Running204:
OK I will quote u. U guys said a lot of things he couldn't do when he was granted bail,but he disappointed u guys. Let's watch n see,who d joke will be on.
I'm one of the first few who said he'd be arrested and put in prison.

He will be arrested again. Watch this space. They are waiting for his cup to fill up. Let's leave him to enjoy the attention he gets from his supporters.

At the right time, he will be arrested again only this time, he won't be released, his supporters will abandon him. Sensible Igbos will avoid him. Your politicians will distance themselves. Ohaneze will avoid him. All those he has been abusing will come after him. There won't be any hiding place for him.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by defashan: 10:00pm On Jul 30, 2017
Running204:
I don't have time for an idiot like u. Demented devils
The joke is on you. Again I say to you, quote me after he has been to both cities.

A man said he would go to certain places and already you are beating your chest.

I wonder what you'll type here tomorrow when he develops cold feet about the trip which I know he didn't mean.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by defashan: 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2017
Running204:
Chased out demons! Come n see for urself. I thought u guys said he can't go to the North. He is going to make nonsense of u slaves in Lagos,before going up North to show ur masters" shage"
"You thought".

He is not yet in kaduna or Lagos.

Quote me when he goes to both cities and return with his skull cap intact.
EducationRe: Why Olusegun Kayode Bello Was Expelled From The Nigerian Law School - Management by defashan: 8:47am On Jul 27, 2017
Iamsammy:
I really like dz guy, hez aspiring to b a radical lawyer and a freedom fighter. W need pple like this in naija. D future late Gani Fawehinmi
Maybe he is related to Namadi Cownu of Biafra. Yorubas are respectful. This boy is not.

Both might be intelligent, full of energy, fearless, highly disrespectful of constituted authority.

They may have genuine reasons to raise their voices or fight but the difference is their strategy, who they fight, fighting a good fight at the wrong time and venue and fighting empty handed.

He may become frustrated but successful in the future. His frustrations will make him become highly anti establishment like Sowore or Dilector Cownu. He might fight the state and the world through the media by establishing an online news outlet like Sahara reporters or a radio station like Cownu.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Block Nnamdi Kanu's Convoy In Ebonyi, Kanu Comes Down (Video) by defashan: 7:11pm On Jul 24, 2017
iLoveConductor:
This is the definition of Bravery. I wish I was quarter as brave as Nnamdi Kanu. shocked shocked shocked
Where is the bravery? That a man passed through a check point?
PoliticsRe: Biafra: What Buhari Should Have Done To Nnamdi Kanu- Yerima Shettima by defashan: 6:17pm On Jul 24, 2017
ESDKING:
KANU is really hitting their skulls hence the frustration.
Look at how this fool is vibrating, lolzzz.

I knew they were expecting Kanu to compromise like Uwazurike so that issue of Ipob will die, it's not possible.
See how @bokis and skull miners worship Uwazurike today because of his inconsistency and how he comprised during his own time of struggle.

On the issue of the agitation, this f00l should know that Ipob agitation didn't start today, it started during Jonathan's era, that's why Nnamdi Kanu urged Igbos to boycott 2015 election,some did while some did not because ,Jonathan refused to give him attention hence his unpopularity before 2015 general election. That's why majority of Igbos ignored Kanu including myself( I must confess)
But immediately the vegetable came in to power after 2015 election, he shot him on the leg by arresting KANU and some were happy celebrating bubu for a job well done.
Now, the benefit of his incarceration has started manifesting, you are getting frustrated and eating yourselves up.
Sorry, it's too late, because the only person majority of Igbos love is Nnamdi Kanu and no one else.
We must keep supporting him because he's the only igbo leader alive.

Children of God must win.
God bless the land of rising Sun
God bless NNAMDI KANU
God bless his own people.
Bla bla bla.

Anambra people rejected him. Watch as the election holds in Anambra state.

Kanu and his ipork will lose on the 18/11/17.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Lion Squad Convoy On Their Way To Ebonyi To Support Nnamdi Kanu by defashan: 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2017
For all Anambra people


No Buafraud... No Ere.ction

No Biafra....No Ere.ction
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi To Phyno: "If Your House Can Buy My Shoes, I Will Give You N5 Million" by defashan:
Papiikush:
And the idiot replies.

I wonder why good people die and these attention seekers live longer. First it was bobrisky now this? undecided

I think he should be kidnapped and killed.

Where are kidnappers when you need one? undecided
Have you ever heard of mistaken identity? You might wanna consider change of name because your moniker sounds like hushpuppi.

An illiterate kidnapper might come for papiikush instead of hushpuppi.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Receives The Mary Mccarthy Award by defashan: 1:44pm On Jun 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
I wanted to say congrats to her out of tribal sentiments...but no!!!


A woman who has no husband or one who sees herself greater than a man deserves no respect.





When husband scarce for dia side, dem go start dey form feminist.
Ignorant Igbo IPOB like you. She is married, unfortunately she didn't find any of you Igbo ipobs worthy to chop her toto.

She married an Edo man who is a medic. Go school, una no go go. Na to de run upandan th country selling fake goods everywhere.
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PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Carries Saraki Up, Moments After CCT Cleared His Charges by defashan: 8:07am On Jun 15, 2017
GenBuhari:
Ok. Predictable, the FG has NOT won a single corruption case or secured any significant convictions since the imperialists poisoned PMB and started holding him hostage in London.
Don't worry, they will win against Ifeanyi Uba.

I heard the flat head has developed 6 packs in kuje. grin grin
His tummy has collapsed.
Prison is good for him. He should be grateful to Buhari for saving his life against diabetes and high blood pressure.

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