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chatinent:
1. EFCC arrests the poor.

But...

The same EFCC invites the rich for questioning.


The difference is money.

If you check well, the crime of the poor cannot be compared to that of the rich but they cannot be jailed in Nigeria. That is why ex Kano gov could fight them and escape in this same Nigeria! But you as a poor man, try am now.



Spoiler: One certain time the members of the EFCC came over to my estate and, as you know, picked many boys...even scapegoats (an ice-cream seller waiting for change and etc). Now everyone was labelled a Yahoo Boy. You know they like numbers. Cos the more, the better. I dey watch from my window at the far rear of the other street when negotiations started and some was let go and they squeezed the rest.

Make I give una update: anybody wey you see say EFCC televise after catching, most times are those who didn't meet up the bribe (from the point of arrest).

2. During Environmental Sanitation in Nigeria, there's always a curfew (for the poor), and a pardon for those on essential duties (the rich). One of the two if caught will be squeezed and arrested, then heavily fined, while the other will be saluted and even begged for money by the taskforce.

The difference is your status.


3. The police is meant for the rich against the poor in Nigeria. The rich believe the poor are the major perpetrators of crime.

The police serve as security details for the rich, and they see the poor as another means to flex their powers, and of course extort them. That is why there's a kind of car you'll drive in Nigeria and no checkpoint can dare stop you. Even the soldiers!

Wanna try?

Buy two Hilux, two Tacoma muscle and two Prado. Mix the arrangement: the Hilux and Tacoma at the front and the other two at the back with both Prados in the centre...then drive at 180km/hr on any road in Nigeria. Even if you kidnapped a fellow citizen inside or carry drugs, the policemen, road safety, army, civil defence and gbogbotibgo cannot stop you. Instead, they will help you and be clearing the road off other vehicles and pedestrians.





4. Do you know it's safer to steal bigger sums in Nigeria than smaller sums?

If you steal ₦4000 in St Michaels, Aba, Abia State, before your people even know what's happened, you'd have been roasted by two tyres, two litres of fuel and general beating with only a grace to speak unless it's your last prayer you demand for.

But if you steal ₦50bn in Nigeria, do you know you will go scottfree? At all at all, dem go say make you forfeit ₦50m bail and they'll release you. Now think it, someone who stole ₦50bn is returning ₦50m. That's like steading ₦100k and being told to return ₦1.




So stealing is legal for the rich. All laws made in Nigeria are for the poor.




I remember when one Road Safety officer stopped me. I was on seatbelt and had my driver's licence with an updated paperwork, fire extinguisher, triangle and even a new spare since I had changed the four tyres. Can you believe what the man threatened to charge me with as he saw nothing else? He said he'd charge me for not moving with my original papers but the photostat. I didn't utter a word and he spoke and got tired until another officer came, asked what happened and told me to go reprimanding him of the overdo. They later begged me for tips and guess what! I didn't give them politely.


5.You think I am lying? Do you know the cell or jail the big men stay in Nigeria is different from the one the poor men stay?



Mr Chairman, with this few points of mine, I wish to educate you that whatever you fit do to make money in Nigeria, just do it.


If you still don't have any reason to have money in Nigeria, just have the money.

Your points are very much valid.

E be like say you no get customers again?

Why this kain yeye advert?

Still available??

Lol....

E be like say you don't know the price you're quoting

Bush boy

Death is inevitable...stop being unnecessarily stupid

oladipuposadeeq:
1.5m as your price check your price

He's a scammer don't click on the link

Phishing link don't click

Scammer alert

chenny360:
Samsung galaxy S21 ULTRA. 5G for sale... 450k Ondo city . Slightly negotiable.. 07030722890
Can waybill to any part of the country...
Let deal ASAP.

Where's your location please?

Every youth is now a Yahoo boy

Gbadugbakun:
West Ham will be at mancity at Etihad and arsenal will carry the league.

Ndi ala🤣🤣🤣

Jokerman:
Funny enough... City might lose to west ham...

Nothing is impossible

Una no dey tire

This thing is becoming something else oooo...

See man city can win15 games in a row... The only club that can do that in EPL.

Dougad:
This is so sad

The best we can hope for now is a draw

State of HOPELESSNESS

Arsenal fans

Last last Tottenham go still disappoint just watch out

EPL is full of drama

onadana:
That was careless,in our Nigeria today you don't take chances anything can happen no matter how calm it seems.Come down take your child from the car and go and open the gate that's the normal thing to do in Nigeria of today...now skull miners will be celebrating.

How can you go along with your child to open the gate? Something that won't take more than 30 seconds to do

Felabrity:
Liverpool should forget about the race

It is over

Premier league race you say?

Heavenly race is not over bro

Treasure17:
If not for selfishness, I see no reason why Pep should not support Arteta to win the premier league. He was under your tutelage few years ago for goodness sake.

E don turn to sympathy premier league

Tutorial wey Arteta never collect finish him run wan go coach😆😆😆

spencekat:
.They are not serious.

Very unserious people... exactly what they did last season.

Wishful thinkers

Usmanovic95:
C'mon Fulham,we can still get something out of this game

You will soon curse Fulham

How can you be hoping on someone's downfall so you can be successful?

I don't understand all these arsenal fans oooo

HellVictorinho6:
Na ur mama register me 4 apc abi

Shameless beggar.... spit on you

HellVictorinho6:
Bros ,u fit help me with 2k abeg?

APC loyalist abi?

No shishi for you

I have many of them on TikTok

Nice place to meet beautiful ladies though with high mileage

GrandFinale2021:
spurs intentionally lost to arsenal, they jealous city and don't want city to break the epl record of 4 consecutive trophies in a row

Nothing wey I no go hear from wishful thinkers

Arsenal fans sef 😂😂 smh

Correct score

2-0

LordIsaac:
Does he have money? He must!

One of the richest Chimpanzee in the world

This is really funny

Don't go and give out yourself out because those criminals works with the bad eggs in the police.

Most of the police guys that will be assigned to do the work are mostly cultist and e no get how they no go align with their members.

Whenever they arrest criminals most criminals always try to identify with their fellow cultist uniform men while in detention so be careful so you don't lose your life in the process

Okadarider:
Chelsea must win the league this season

What figure of speech is this??

tunjijones:
U no read say the lady na nollywood actress...

Nollywood actress is poor by their standard

500k per movie that one na money 🤣🤣

The girl should go and marry her class.... Those girls are marriage bandits 😂😂.

If na average man the lady wouldn't even be going ahead with the marriage..... Island biatch wey men don mount tire na him this mumu dey go marry. If I be the palee na to kidnap am lock am up for one of my underground tunnel for 365 days make e for get sense

To come and answer present then be sent back to championship then again to league One

taiwotimitt:
Girona started well just like Newcastle but otilo

Girona will be playing champions league next season

Isn't that enough for the club standard?

If no be Madrid they would have gone ahead to win the laliga trophy

whippersnapper:
It will take a long while before Madrid will deform. They have been building a formidable team from the last decade. Why because they always buy the best players in the world. If you be average player You no go even see Madrid team B. But i can tell you only 3 Man U players are Madrid standard. Even Garnacho isn’t

Oga wetin Man u do you?

Dem spoil your ticket