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CelebritiesRe: BREAKING: Verydarkman Has Been Reportedly Arrested Again. by DeGods007(m): 6:31pm On Jun 30, 2024
SangoOlukosoOba:
Who else!

It’s glaring to the blind.

They just want to deal with the guy not knowing they giving him more popularity.

When activist like his kind start going in and out of jail, they become hardened and unstoppable. Moreover, VDM got foot soldiers behind him. He won’t be in custody for long.
Which popularity??

The guy is indirectly playing with the hard men. They will soon inject him in one of these arrest.

He's playing with his life I swear unless maybe he wish to be useless in life but this type of arrest is very risky.
HealthRe: What Is Usually The First Sign Of Hiv? by DeGods007(m): 4:33pm On Jun 28, 2024
MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo



Pile and constant evening erection is another symptoms.
Then also count the numbers of your teeth in your mouth, starting from the left side, to check if they are still complete (Incomplete teeth is the first sign).


To be frank, HIV is not even a sickness to fear again, undecided
Malaria, Diabetes, hypertities, High/very low blood pressure, Betting Addiction, Brokenness while owing huge debts are more dangerous than HIV.

Some ladies will happily prefer HIV to some Infections destroying their p*ssy partway to their Womb.

For Me I prefer a Nicki Minaj with HIV to an ugly flat breast and ass lady without HIV. angry
MuMu On Bail cry
PhonesRe: Iphone Xsmax For Sale by DeGods007(m): 9:37am On Jun 16, 2024
Geesanni:
Are u still interested, you can come pick it
Yeah...where's your location?
PhonesRe: Iphone Xsmax For Sale by DeGods007(m): 4:04am On Jun 15, 2024
I want to get this for someone

Can it go for 200k?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Average Salary Of SSA And Special Adviser? by DeGods007(m): 12:01pm On Jun 11, 2024
Lordsonn:
It's less than 200k for SSA to governor's. SSA to senators and house of reps members is less than 150k
🥺🥺🥺

The pay is so poor....too small for the kind of portfolio they are assigned to cry
AutosRe: Lexus RX 350 2015 New Arrival For Good Deal by DeGods007(m): 10:28pm On Jun 06, 2024
Lol...Oga is this your real price?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid: UCL Finals (0 - 2) On 1st June 2024 by DeGods007(m): 10:05pm On Jun 01, 2024
Odingo1:
Na Dortmund do theirself, match they score many goals in first round
Dortmund isn't match to Madrid.... Had it been they managed to score those goals what you will be seeing will be this

81 mins Rodrygo

84 Vinincius jnr

89 Carvajal

90+3 Vinincius jnr

These are football demons they have total control of the scoreline you can ask Man city and Pep wink wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid: UCL Finals (0 - 2) On 1st June 2024 by DeGods007(m): 9:51pm On Jun 01, 2024
Madrid is simply the best team in the world....

Madrid is second half and second half is Madrid.

There's nothing you can do about it they will keep scoring you once it's second half.

Chaiiiiii.... football dey sweet cry cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid: UCL Finals (0 - 2) On 1st June 2024 by DeGods007(m): 9:49pm On Jun 01, 2024
Freshtruth:
ancelooti no even celebrate chai grin
The nigga is used to winning grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Vincent Kompany Is Bayern Munich's New Coach by DeGods007(m): 7:37pm On May 29, 2024
Harry Kane better come to Man united now

Bayern is FINISHED this is not about wishing him well.... He can't cope please
AutosRe: SOLD Cheap 2016 Tokunbo Benz GLC300 by DeGods007(m): 4:37am On May 29, 2024
yungchap:
Features

Thumbstart

Automatic transmission

Leather seat

Factory fitted ac

Reverse camera

Panoramic roof

Sound engine and more..

Price : 30m

For more details call : 09059192508
Nice ride... Your location please?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Busts 2 Drug Cartels, Intercepts Multi-billion naira Cocaine Consignments by DeGods007(m): 2:29pm On May 28, 2024
Tinupoo is my mentor in drug business. I learnt from him.

He's my boss...I shall not fear cool
CelebritiesRe: ‘Do You Know Harrysong Bed-Wets? – Ex-Wife Alexer Blasts Singer by DeGods007(m): 11:12am On May 28, 2024
Men are becoming soo weak nowadays

As a street man wey I be dem never born any lady to blackmail me to this extent. You go just lost for this life I swear.

I have dated alot of women in my life and none has ever try to blackmail me when you know say I go fit kpai you anytime.

See as a man make sure you are feared by those ladies....no dey loose guard where those bannies dey. Wetin you dey follow woman dey talk when you're meant to be untop your game.

I repeat dem never born woman wey go blackmail me like this.... taaaaaaarh
RomanceRe: Drama As Woman Blocks Groom From Dancing With Bride(pics/video) by DeGods007(m): 5:48pm On May 27, 2024
oglalasioux:
That lady obviously has mental health challenges and the people there know.
Exactly...she's mentally unfit. Soo obvious
FamilyRe: Help! I Think I Am Being Scammed Into Marriage. by DeGods007(m): 3:51pm On May 27, 2024
khreus:
LINK ME OH BOSS, YOUR OWN NO GO SPOIL. I'M 27, 9-5(BANKING). NOT HANDSOME BUT I TURN HEADS AFTER I BATH.

Before this your update cast, make i pick mine from the spoil.
Send me PM bro
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Was Bleeding When We Took Over. We Have Stopped The Bleeding" - Tinubu by DeGods007(m): 9:24am On May 27, 2024
MightySparrow:
All you people criticizing this man may have not run a business of 50 staff. He is a realist, a stock of Awolowo that ran the best government in the Nigeria. He is a stock of Obasanjo, his government, is second to none, as military and civilian.


Can you see, He said printing money to run government has stopped. The wrong economic policies landed us in trouble, successive governments covered up.

There must be a way out.
He is the man we need for this time.
Please just shut up.

Senseless human being
FamilyRe: Help! I Think I Am Being Scammed Into Marriage. by DeGods007(m): 3:31pm On May 26, 2024
It's true na but that does not mean you won't buy drinks and cook food for some that will attend.

And the only encouraging thing here is that Urhobo women don't cheat in marriage. It's a very big taboo, reason why most of their women comes with a very high mileage before marriage 😂😂
BusinessRe: Lady Shares "What She Ordered" Vs "What She Got" (pics/video) by DeGods007(m): 12:41pm On May 26, 2024
Chineke God 🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by DeGods007(m): 5:55pm On May 25, 2024
Beverlyjean:
If they were to have played arsenal or Liverpool in the final ...they would not have partied ...na over confidence kill city
So na party made them lose?

Abeg make I hear word....una go just dey find yeye excuse.
2-0 since first half and you couldn't do anything. Man united used a better strategy simple.
Stop looking for excuses,,,,man city were thoroughly beaten by united.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by DeGods007(m): 4:02pm On May 25, 2024
Treasure17:
Happy city is losing. Very selfish club with selfish manager. Mtcheeew. Just allow arsenal win this season, they said no. Amadioha will play for them next season.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by DeGods007(m): 4:00pm On May 25, 2024
BadMaster:
According to reports, Win or lose, he is getting the boot.
3-0 He stays grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by DeGods007(m): 3:48pm On May 25, 2024
HeraldAgric01:
Guardiola will finish 5gallons of water today.
grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by DeGods007(m): 3:46pm On May 25, 2024
43Ronin:
Yanga dey sleep trouble go wake am
We are fearless bro grin grin

United to D world kiss kiss kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by DeGods007(m): 3:34pm On May 25, 2024
United for LIFE grin grin
PoliticsRe: Certificate Forgers, Drug Offenders Not Eligible For Tinubu’s Student Loan Schem by DeGods007(m): 4:05pm On May 24, 2024
FG on steroids grin grin

Affected person's should reach out to our narcotic president. We believe he can do something as a well known drug Lord 😂
PoliticsRe: Akume: Nigeria Has Witnessed Significant Progress Under Tinubu by DeGods007(m): 7:27pm On May 22, 2024
Jesus 🥺🥺

Which kain people be this?

Who do us this thing? cry cry
TV/MoviesRe: FG Bans Glamorisation Of Ritual Killing, Tobacco In Movies, Skits & Music Videos by DeGods007(m): 4:16pm On May 22, 2024
Does it make any difference?

Clueless government meddling on irrelevant things angry
CelebritiesRe: Court Remands Verydarkman in Police Custody by DeGods007(m): 2:53pm On May 22, 2024
Abisolababe:
That's the best way to go
Keep him there till 2027
The guy is an idiot
I used to like the guy but for now let him stay there till 2027

Useless mofo grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Naira Abuse: EFCC Arrests Woman In Gombe by DeGods007(m): 12:24pm On May 22, 2024
chatinent:
1. EFCC arrests the poor.

But...

The same EFCC invites the rich for questioning.


The difference is money.

If you check well, the crime of the poor cannot be compared to that of the rich but they cannot be jailed in Nigeria. That is why ex Kano gov could fight them and escape in this same Nigeria! But you as a poor man, try am now.



Spoiler: One certain time the members of the EFCC came over to my estate and, as you know, picked many boys...even scapegoats (an ice-cream seller waiting for change and etc). Now everyone was labelled a Yahoo Boy. You know they like numbers. Cos the more, the better. I dey watch from my window at the far rear of the other street when negotiations started and some was let go and they squeezed the rest.

Make I give una update: anybody wey you see say EFCC televise after catching, most times are those who didn't meet up the bribe (from the point of arrest).

2. During Environmental Sanitation in Nigeria, there's always a curfew (for the poor), and a pardon for those on essential duties (the rich). One of the two if caught will be squeezed and arrested, then heavily fined, while the other will be saluted and even begged for money by the taskforce.

The difference is your status.


3. The police is meant for the rich against the poor in Nigeria. The rich believe the poor are the major perpetrators of crime.

The police serve as security details for the rich, and they see the poor as another means to flex their powers, and of course extort them. That is why there's a kind of car you'll drive in Nigeria and no checkpoint can dare stop you. Even the soldiers!

Wanna try?

Buy two Hilux, two Tacoma muscle and two Prado. Mix the arrangement: the Hilux and Tacoma at the front and the other two at the back with both Prados in the centre...then drive at 180km/hr on any road in Nigeria. Even if you kidnapped a fellow citizen inside or carry drugs, the policemen, road safety, army, civil defence and gbogbotibgo cannot stop you. Instead, they will help you and be clearing the road off other vehicles and pedestrians.





4. Do you know it's safer to steal bigger sums in Nigeria than smaller sums?

If you steal ₦4000 in St Michaels, Aba, Abia State, before your people even know what's happened, you'd have been roasted by two tyres, two litres of fuel and general beating with only a grace to speak unless it's your last prayer you demand for.

But if you steal ₦50bn in Nigeria, do you know you will go scottfree? At all at all, dem go say make you forfeit ₦50m bail and they'll release you. Now think it, someone who stole ₦50bn is returning ₦50m. That's like steading ₦100k and being told to return ₦1.




So stealing is legal for the rich. All laws made in Nigeria are for the poor.




I remember when one Road Safety officer stopped me. I was on seatbelt and had my driver's licence with an updated paperwork, fire extinguisher, triangle and even a new spare since I had changed the four tyres. Can you believe what the man threatened to charge me with as he saw nothing else? He said he'd charge me for not moving with my original papers but the photostat. I didn't utter a word and he spoke and got tired until another officer came, asked what happened and told me to go reprimanding him of the overdo. They later begged me for tips and guess what! I didn't give them politely.


5.You think I am lying? Do you know the cell or jail the big men stay in Nigeria is different from the one the poor men stay?



Mr Chairman, with this few points of mine, I wish to educate you that whatever you fit do to make money in Nigeria, just do it.


If you still don't have any reason to have money in Nigeria, just have the money.
Your points are very much valid. cool

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