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Lmao! Na Boateng Messi finish like that?

Neuer too

Lmaooo

Timmytimmy:
The first time, he was being a bad conductor (of electricity) so it did not pass through him, therefore it didn't hurt him.

The second time, he had being a good conductor hence the electricity which passed through him resulted in death.

The banana peels have no consequence whatsoever to the death or survival of the man.

Someone told me this in form of a joke when I didn't even know what conductors and insulators meant.

Now that I can place the pieces together, the silliness of the riddle is outstanding

You beat me to it.

Meanwhile, Viva Barca!

Més que un club

We must put Bayern to shame tonight.

The guy still dey Abaji sef.

He's quite slow oh.

bigboy1010:
pls what's the "Make up" thing about? I paid for accommodation but now I'm seeing make up #2,740 on my summary of payments

pls what does it imply?

They removed their bank charges. You paid N3,090 only, right?

You're supposed to pay N3,090 + N350 = N3,440.

They deducted their bank charges from the N3,090 you paid that's why it's showing N2,740.

Now you'll have to go back to the bank with N700. You need to pay up the remaining N350, in doing so you'll pay another bank charge. N350 + N350 = N700.

dazzlemee:
Nope but I think its past your's?

Nope. I save my sleep for afternoons

It helps get through long boring days.

dazzlemee:
Which?

Isn't it past your bed time?

queenabby:
first bank,gt bank,sky bank,eco bank

Thanks

Timmytimmy:
Show off oshi.

Nobody wants to learn

Have you seen hausadreturn's post about stealing?

I saw it oh, fear don grip me sef.

I have to be extremely careful sha

Shey there's GTBank on OAU campus?

Also,

Can anyone help me with the list of banks on campus.

Full house tonight!

I hail oh

9blast:
Gmat question

Ka bar wannan yarinya. Ka na ji ko?

Timmy na son ta

Timmytimmy:
I don't understand any other language, maybe small hausa. Deji can help you if you want someone with hausa sha.

Waye ye na so ye koyan Hausawa?

Take care of this strike issue and I'll gladly vote you in 2019.

Whenever I speed, the thought of my brakes failing keeps me in check. The thought of it scares the hell out of me. I don't wish it for anyone.

I have seen a horrible brake failure related accident. It was an eyesore.

*pukes*

davidmascot:
Lol, BTW,you were given Awo hall,block what??

I was given Awolowo hall (self help) ground floor.

adeshola1:
All of You
Go to Church or mosque or shrine like Timmy timmy
You will share what u learnt ooo

#Good Morning Fellow Great IFE

Many of them are staying at home as they've told everyone they're resuming today

#LowKey

SignsDara:
Deji,are u in Angola?

Nah, Awolowo hall.


What's your department?

SignsDara:
DavidBanner,I have been following your '_days to go' stuff.I wonder how you come online everyday to write this because I dnt thnk u av missed a day.Ur mb or subscriptn no dey finish?Abi dem dey pay u cool cash for somewhere?

The person you are talking about is dammytrager

Lyrically:
lolz..see prsn wey dey talk i know sey you get 24hrs power supply, [b]korean films,[/b]video games,your guys/babes still dey around,plenty money for wallet nd so on..so boredom no dey your matter but me house don tire me.....*thinking out loud "how i wish we are still resuming tomorrow so i can leave this street like a boss"*

Do guys really watch those yeye Korean movies/series?

Aaeeshar:
trust me..... ds z one slow flash

A very slow one!

If only we human beings can go on hibernation, if only!

fudo7:
sorry y'all..
I'm new! ....name is Biola th0.... pleased to meet y'all

Welcome.

Which department?

sleek4:
Ermmm,by KD do you mean 'kaduna'?

Yeah.

Or is there any other place known as KD apart from Kaduna

Dammytrager:
na so na so

Better to face the unknown on Sunday than to face shame at home

Your signature thou

Timmytimmy:
Is this true?

Eyyah. You have no choice but to join us and resume on the stipulated date

sleek4:
Eyaa,where do you stay?

KD.

MizAlero:
Also stay in Pakuro,no lyt fr d past four yrs

Four years

*faints*

sleek4:
Abi o,but btw you no dey go school on may 3rd again?

I want to but I can't


I live far from Ife

sleek4:
Na to lay low sure pass.

You know the drill

Happy Birthday XXX5. Have a blessed day!

Timmytimmy:
Guy, I don't think they'd make a stupid and careless decision when it will affect the whole country and make them get on Buhari's bad side.

We don't need to be unnecessarily pessimistic about this.

I really don't see any strike coming to fruition, at least not in May.

You have a point.

Let's watch as events unfold.