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Timmytimmy:
Cc: Dejii01

"The easiest methods are sometimes the best"

-Baba Suwe, 1985

Alanpoza:
I swear I'm not ready for school

Timmytimmy:
*radios Dejii01*

"Roger Roger, cooler ministry specialist detected. Over. Do you copy? Over"

dazzlemee:
Yess na... As a correct yoruba girl na

tunapa2009:
pounded yam and egusi? That is a nice combo.. New Market is the best place for you bro!!!

Timmytimmy:
I went there to eat pounded yam and egusi while I was in Ife. One mama's place like that. I was licking lines of egusi that had travelled away from my palm off my elbow by the time I was through. It was outta this world.

Timmytimmy:
Ehn na. Your father is a rich man

Cooler ministry might not be very feasible in 100L seeing that we won't have made so much female friends plus it's not a plan you can always bank on. It should just be a supplementary plan.

Learning how to cook some light meals won't hurt. It might even save your life during times of ravenous hunger.

Meanwhile, I heard there are many girls in your department and mine. Enough potential cooler ministry specialists. Unlike Mech, civil and EEE. My friend in 400L said there's no girl in his class mech class

dazzlemee:
Pay me to cook for you

tunapa2009:
No 24/7.. But trust me, we av "RISKY" joint at night.. 2a.m, u can still get it...

Timmytimmy:
My brother, this my last week at home will be all about learning as much as I can about cooking oh. New Buka closes very very very late and even if it gets closed, there will be "risk it" aka mai shai.

The million dollar question is: Can you afford buying food every time?

Timmytimmy:
Dude, there's a thick fat line between teasing a girl/giving a complement and being a raunchy jerk. I think I know who you are. I can't just prove it but please stop or we will introduce you to the mods

To think that I thought i was making an innocent joke when I first commented on her picture. Guys,can we stop? Thanks.

Timmytimmy:
Check out this one:

"Baby, are you a yam because my heart is pounding for you?"

Meanwhile, you need to check yts asap.

mikeczay:
d u work in a bomb factory? cos u blow my mind

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 007 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

Timmytimmy:
YES! She is a 1000 seater hall girl. In other words,she has no accommodation

In other news, Dazzleme has changed her profile picture and...
*flees*

Dammytrager:
Dejii01 where is the dog chain

Timmytimmy:
Yeah, I've been kidding. On a more serious note, I think we should just calm down. We are still going to resume the same day so no harm done. I have been in Ife for a week now, listening to dos, don'ts, learning the area, and believe me, the kinda stress we will do ehn, I nor sure say that guy wey do sign language during INEC collation result do am. Besides, being alone in school is an opportunity to make all the mistakes you can before stalites resume.[s] Look on the bright side guys, it's the only side. It is also good news for people like dejii01 and other folk that have a pheromone secretion problem.[/s]

And I have a word of advice for everyone. I have often thought life was about hurrying and competitions but it's simply not. Everyone has a particular purpose so what your mates are doing now should be none of your business. Just get into OAU and make up your mind to succeed. I had a long talk with an OAU alumnus recently, and all I gathered is that the outside world isn't smiling and we need grace more than ever. Some People who finished OAU about 6,7 years ago with fantastic results are still out there without jobs. Grace is key, guys. Time means nothing to God. I hope we can internalise this.
Good luck.

koice:
Just opt in and then opt out immediately. Everything should return back to normal after that.

Dammytrager:
Hehe!!!...those three weeks of no lectures anglomoz is surely gonna b jampacked.
All them my brothers in the ministry Timmytimmy, haydot, deji how market?

Masterkolade:
You are right bro. But i want you to know that the rant isn't about the mere 3weeks,what is 3weeks? We have endured good 9months. The rant is about the school instability, inconclusiveness, technical issues (Magical Eportal that can move confirmed payments of 2weeks to unconfirmed in 30mins)," the approved Academic calendar" that turns proposed in no time. THEY SHOULD ALSO PUT THEMSELVES IN OUR SHOES. Its not easy watching your mates ahead of you sometimes.

koice:
The Cat is out of the bag anyway, so here goes:

STEPS:
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-To check your remaining hours, dial *228#
-To opt out, dial *227*0#.

You can opt in and out to increase your hours. Each 3hours last 3days, that is if you subscribe today and you're not able to use it due to low battery or other factors, the unused hours will be rolled over for two more days.

-Note: Always wait for a reply text message from Eti. No need to use a VPN like Paygo version 1.0

Useful codes:
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To opt out: *227*0#
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Timmytimmy:
Lol. If you knew me in person, you'd be surprised

PROPOSED ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR 2014/2015 SESSION

HARMATTAN SEMESTER

April 6th 2015 – On-line screening for fresh students commences
May 3rd 2015 – Fresh students come into residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester
May 4th 2015 – On-line registration for courses for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester commences
May 4th-10th 2015 – Orientation for fresh students
May 11th-15th 2015 – Clearance at faculty and admission offices
May 10th 2015 – Returning Undergraduates resume
May 11th 2015 – Harmattan Semester lectures begin
May 20th 2015 – Faculty/Student Colloquium
May 27th 2015 – Senate
June 2nd 2015 – End of normal registration of courses
June 3rd 2015 – Late Registration with penalty
June 16th 2015 – Matriculation
June 16th 2015 – End of Late Registration with penalty
June 17th-23rd 2015 – Continuous Assessment
July 29th 2015 – Senate
July 31st 2015 – Harmattan semester Lectures end
August 3rd-7th 2015 – Revision/Lecture-free week
August 8th 2015 – Harmattan semester Examinations begin
August 22nd 2015 – Harmattan semester Examinations end


RAIN SEMESTER

August 24th 2015 – On-line Registration for Courses for 2014/2015 Rain semester
September 6th 2015 – All students come into Residence for Rain semester
September 7th 2015 – Rain semester Lectures commence
September 21st 2015 – End of normal Registration for courses
September 23rd 2015 – Senate
September 10th 2015 – Faculty Colloquium
October 5th 2015 – End of late Registration with Penalty
October 5th-9th 2015 – Continuous Assessment
November 25th 2015 – Senate
November 27th 2015 – Rain semester Lectures end
November 30th-December 4th 2015 – Revision/Lecture free week
December 9th-12th 2015 – Convocation
December 7th 2015 – Rain semester Examinations begin
December 21st 2015 – Rain Semester Examinations end
December 23rd 2015 – Senate (Examination)
December 31st 2015 – End of 2014/2015 academic session
January 4th 2016 – 2015/2016 Harmattan Semester begins