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EventsRe: Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!!... by Deko1(op): 11:47am On Jan 13, 2016
Jennydoris:
Thanks a lot Deko1. I really appreciate.

Happy belated birthday to my birthday mates.
you're welcome wink smiley cheesy
EventsHappy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!! by Deko1(op): 12:06pm On Sep 02, 2015
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EventsHappy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!!... by Deko1(op): 1:24pm On Apr 21, 2015
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WISHING YOU ALL THE GOOD THINGS YOU WISH YOURSELF...
Forum GamesRe: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by Deko1(m): 1:07pm On Apr 21, 2015
wicked
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Reduce Fuel Price To N40 Per Litre — David-West by Deko1(m): 8:49am On Apr 14, 2015
tunnary:
Them stil dey trust politicians? Its only fools they can deceived over nd over again. Politicians r d most trickish peopl on earth, they r d source of fraud in nigeria!
... At least 1 person 4 nairaland get sense... kiss
tunnary:
Them stil dey trust politicians? Its only fools they can deceived over nd over again. Politicians r d most trickish peopl on earth, they r d source of fraud in nigeria!
... At least 1 person 4 nairaland get sense...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Reduce Fuel Price To N40 Per Litre — David-West by Deko1(m): 8:48am On Apr 14, 2015
cheesy aborbi no dey yarn me big big talk... I no wan hear again ooo grin aborbi no dey yarn me big big talk... Chairman, i no wan hear again ooo... Dis country wey we dey e no be bobo, ah bobo juice.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Reduce Fuel Price To N40 Per Litre — David-West by Deko1(m): 8:47am On Apr 14, 2015
cheesy aborbi no dey yarn me big big talk... I no wan hear again ooo grin aborbi no dey yarn me big big talk... Chairman, i no wan hear again ooo
PoliticsRe: The Message That Nailed Amaechi And Dakuku. Pictures. by Deko1(m): 8:40am On Apr 14, 2015
Yes. Wike wins...#TheNigerianWay... See wat bauchi, kano, kaduna, and others in the north did to GEJYes. Wike wins...#TheNigerianWay... See wat bauchi, kano, kaduna, and others in the north did to GEJYes. Wike wins...#TheNigerianWay... See wat bauchi, kano, kaduna, and others in the north did to GEJ
CrimeRe: 28-Year-Old Man Sentenced To 6 Days Community Service For Stealing Pot Of Soup by Deko1(m): 10:21am On Feb 19, 2015
u give am workhuh
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In Osun As Aregbesola Is Declared Winner Today (Photos) by Deko1(m): 2:41pm On Feb 07, 2015
yemaldo:
E dey pain u ni cheesy
e no dey pain am... he is just directing all apc fans on "HOW TO JUBILATE"... ERUKU
Forum GamesRe: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by Deko1(m): 9:20pm On Jan 06, 2015
tackle
CelebritiesRe: What Is D’banj Doing In These Photos? Lol by Deko1(m): 10:19pm On Jan 05, 2015
grayht:
grin ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos
guy, which one u jst dey write upside down so angry
grayht:
grin ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos
guy, which one u jst dey write upside down so
BusinessUshering And Foreign Language Translation Agency by Deko1(op): 9:07pm On Nov 09, 2014
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Jokes EtcLaugh It Off by Deko1(op): 2:03pm On Oct 11, 2014
Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break
up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness.

Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs
of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating 5000 people.

How can a pastor be preaching about charity and put a
password on Church WIFI?

A boy I beat up back then in primary school is now in the US
Army. He poses with guns on Facebook, and looks like he
hasn't forgotten.

When you are kissing your girlfriend and you see the person
owing you money, what will you do?

One stone is enough to break a glass, one word is enough to
break a heart, one second is enough to fall in love BUT Why is
one chapter not enough to pass exams?

When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at the moon,
It's either NEPA (Nigeria's Electricity company) took the light
or they are waiting for the smell of the insecticide to subside.

I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an inscription "Trust
No woman" I have a feeling that guy once had a range rover.

If you want to change the world, do it now that you are still
single, because when you get married, you can't even change
the T.V station.
You can add yours...
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Jokes EtcThiofers by Deko1(op): 1:50pm On Oct 11, 2014
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''
"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''
"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.
''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
Jokes EtcTent by Deko1(op): 1:40pm On Oct 11, 2014
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see."

Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

And Holmes said: Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (5 - 3) On 21st September 2014 by Deko1(m): 12:18pm On Sep 22, 2014
up man u tongue grin

HealthRe: Isaac Brown, Feels No Pain by Deko1(m): 10:21am On Nov 01, 2013
NEPA pole never shock the boy b4 na him make
CultureHappy Sallah To All Nairalanders by Deko1(op): 11:54am On Oct 14, 2013
happy sallah in advance to all nairalanders especially the Hausa's...wishing you long life and prosperity...pls comment about the sallah...and God will bless you...thank you...
TV/MoviesRe: Family Guy Vs The Simpsons: Which Do You Prefer? by Deko1(m): 6:26pm On Oct 08, 2013
Family guy #tEaM StEwIe# all the way
CelebritiesRe: A Picture Of Bishop David Oyedepo And His Family by Deko1(m): 5:13pm On Sep 06, 2013
Gwekzy: my dear frnd, d cause of a prophet is d most deadly..is not 4 u 2 judge if they re thieves or not..I pray u withdraw ur comment
Me too,may God forgive you,gwekzy.
CelebritiesRe: A Picture Of Bishop David Oyedepo And His Family by Deko1(m): 5:09pm On Sep 06, 2013
Symphony007: Do each of them own a private jet?:/
It reach to ask,abeg
EducationRe: 11-year-old Boy Admitted To The University To Study Quantum Physics by Deko1(m): 8:07pm On Aug 31, 2013
Venus2.0:
but bros talk true, at age five u fit spell ur name? sad
Lolz,you're right though
TV/MoviesMara Clara Fans by Deko1(op): 7:12am On Aug 31, 2013
Mhen...i hate gary.
TV/MoviesRe: Your Best Korean Movie/Series by Deko1(m): 9:10pm On Aug 23, 2013
Boys before flowers;gu jun pyo,geum jan di,so yi jung,ji hoo,song woo bing and co...mehn i love dis film
Jokes EtcDeath N Akpors by Deko1(op): 12:46pm On Aug 22, 2013
Death knocked at akpors door and told akpors that he has Come. Akpors told him to come in and when he did, akpors told him that before he killed him, he should stay and eat, he wanted death to sit down. Death asked him where he was going but he said he that at he was coming to entertain him. Then akpors brought a food with sleeping medicine in it. When death ate it he slept,so akpors canceled his name from the top of the list to the bottom of the list. When death woked up, he told akpors dat because he has been so kind to him,he will start from the bottom of the list...
Jokes EtcSee Wat English Can Do by Deko1(op): 7:15pm On Aug 21, 2013
A man just got newly weded.so dey brot a house girl 2 assist dem since dier was much work 2 do.one mornin,d woman left 4 work.the man wanted 2 suprise his wif by makin a love (red heart) wit d house girl.wen d woman came back n saw d housegal sleepin,she asked her why she was sleepin n she said...
housegal;madam since dis mornin,me n oga bin dey make love. wat do you expect 2 happen?
TV/MoviesRe: Best 2013 Movie(s) You've Watched!!! by Deko1(m): 6:53pm On Aug 21, 2013
LOVE FILM:BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS,john carter,avengers,avatar,superman doomsday and victorious...mehn u need 2 watch dis movies

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