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ladies, vibrator or dick?

click like for vibrator.
share for dick.

you came inside her pvssy and you did not watch it flow out like a boss.

Folzye:
I checked your dp and I did not like it... ;

Hmmmm. you like my dp buh you just did not like it.

Openbusiness:
Because God said, Be fruitful and multiply. Sex for the man is a call to duty, the fulfillment of divine responsibility, the activation of the inbuilt programming codes of nature in our nature. You see the sex drive is inbuilt, we didn't put it there, it came from the manufacturer. Men don't crave sex because they want to, they crave it because they must. The craving is nature's way to guarantee that humanity never goes extinct.

you talk like ubunja. you are kinda making sense. convince me more.

Allsingles:
Sex is in the Blood of women which were later transferred to men

how?

Ryocaj:
Not all men.. I prefer booze to ladies.. I would pick a bottle of Hennessy XO over two beautiful ladies.. Most men like sex n all women like money.. so they trade..

that is not true. a man who is an alcoholic would also be a womaniser. they are colleagues, they work together. you have not answered the question though.

toke makinwa is a feminist. all these feminist don't like cooking. they see cooking as subjugation. they seeing cooking as something a man should also do in a home. like they should have time table for cooking in the home. the woman cooks today then the man cooks tomorrow. all these feminist are funny.

like that nairaland woman that her husband packs his plate and her own plate after eating to the kitchen and even washes it. that is what feminist wants.

this is nigeria. kolewerk. you all must cook. you all men should not marry any woman that can not cook for you and that can not do your laundry.

y'all sexually harass men with your nude pictures. some men can dance soapy to this picture and also to the picture on my dp. why do men crave sex so much? can I get an answer?

none. even bowen is expensive. if you must study medicine you must be a sage. that score is not good enough for a medical aspirant. most of these private schools don't offer medicine.

why are celebrities like this? stop taking shots at your people.

she is a feminist na. she no need the surname. that no mean say them don divorce. all these feminist retain their father's name only.

how old is the op?

if you like swollen pvssy click like.

what about for a lady? money?

DennisEche:
Mine was in His plateau state, was in Ss1 then, met this fine babe call Stephanie she was in ss2 and she lives within the neighborhood. I go visit their house everyday after school, during val I go buy her perfume while I no get my own personal perf. Everyday I de sing style plus,celine Dion, Rkelly and plantashun boiz give her unto say I de form lover boy, Lo and behold na one bros for unijos de chop Steph. I no even her pant. Steph invade you reading this you forgiven

you dey form lover boy. you be yemi my lover?.

seanwilliam:
when I entered higher institution, na den I see say relationship with most girls no worth am.. na to chop and go..I WAS a loyal boy

which school you go?

Elimon:
lol...yahh...still passed the course tho

very good.

hey guys.

Elimon:
Remembering my relationship times at the university... we had this staunch test to write by 1:30 pm and I had been begging my girlfriend for sex till around 1:00.She later agreed to gimme tho and till didn't cum till 1:59
On rushing to school it was already 2 and I begged the lecturer to let me write the test that I came from hospital..mainly because I was looking tired and sweaty(from sex),he let me in...
I stayed through the whole test writing nothing...I just kukuma submit leave..
I regretted and hated myself that that day ok
Experience tho

this is hilarious. pvssy have put you in trouble.

seanwilliam:
Lol when I was In junior school, the girl was about to be bullied, I formed Jackie chan, I was beaten white and black..las las the girl self laugh me say I be weak boy.. hug I no see... folake, God see u oo
Second one na aminat.. after i don chop for house in the morning, I dey always go with pocket money, I go dey carry am give her to impress her.. I still dey junior school dat time.. walai na senior class boys this girl dey bleep oo, dem go dey bleep am for class and I go hold her bag dey wait for her outside mhen I mumu dat time.. I still dey carry my mama provision give am... ;Dlol

you have turned to a philanderer now. I do see your sexcapade in ashewo beer parlour. bad guy.

where are the guys? keep posting your experience.

she likes him. ladies can only give you green light. ladies of nowadays days I doubt of they can tell a guy boldly that "jekamadorawa". I doubt. they are conservative like somebody said on my latest thread.

hey moderators. how are you all doing? let us go to front page.

Vulcanheph:
Dear op, You should have given this thread this topic "Guys what's the Craziest thing You have ever done to have sex with a girl" .......because most Naija girls are too Conservative For their own good, even on a faceless Forum, with the way they pretend you'll think all of them are virgins.

let me change the topic. ladies are unwilling to share their experience. you guys are the real mvp.

where are the ladies on nairaland?

where is myndd44

where is farano?

^^^^you did not have alternative pvssy here in nigeria?

where are the ladies?

he is buying gifts.

Guys? let's go.