₦airaland Forum

E383:
It is going to a filling station and selling fuel for yourself. Or going to a party where there is a buffet, you serve yourself right?

u r mean

iykekelvins:
I'm speechless

Sister, have u self serviced ursef wit a guys pic bfr?

ladies don't do dat. You know you guys are sex perverts. Anything can mk ur dick rise. Jez seeing a g....string that is spread outside, your joystick will erect.

I need it. Call me on 080unadeycraze.

Let's get serious this time, we don too play since. If yes, why? Is it her sexy body? Or it's just cos you are having a crush on her.

Perhaps, it's a celebrity. I know guys that are crazy about toolz' booty. I don't know if they self-service off with her picture in the closet.

Oluwamuyeewa:
Yep
If that's you on your profile ...you look ravishing

I'll love to see your face

I'm Oluwamuyiwa

I'm sandra niniola, nice to meet you.


You wanna see my face? There is an obligation.

When you fulfill it, you will see it.


Pm me to know about it.

Oluwamuyeewa:
Well,cummiing is the sole purpose of watching porn and it'll be extremely interesting if im doing that beside you


I'm good just bored...how is Your sexy self?

My sexy self? M ok.

Who else didn't laugh@the silly joke?

Oluwamuyeewa:
Yo! Can I come watch porn with you?


Been a while

You will CUM if you watch porn with me



Hp you are good?

U dey inside house dey hustle? I was expecting to see something wow, something inspiring. A picture of you inside the sun, trekking, sweating profusely like someone who just had marathon sex. See as you fresh like new born baby and you say you dey hustle, abeg swerve.

he used beauty enhancing app.


E be like say me sef go upload ma look today, e be like say na wetin dey trend for nairaland today be dat.

darkenedrebel:
more of antithesis or paradox

U r tight, no doubt. Though I know you are not a virgin.




Which school did you attend?

hfinest1:
babe... seriously, why are u so skeptical bout the 1000 naira Etisalat?

oh... i guess when u see the card, u get wet instantly am i right?

It will turn me on. It will propel me to gv you my number.

labodinho:
Who's "this boy" ? You've missed road I guess.

person no dey follow you play again. Abeg, swerve.

Which business administration student will like to be my friend? Notify me, so you can answer my questions.

hfinest1:
Sandra! Sandra!! Sandra!!! how many tines did i call you??

since when did u start living in lekki??

you can CUM and confirm but you will have to buy that 1000 naira etisalat.

Austeenx:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=95168784

wetin happen? C mb? Abeg, swerve.

These i.diots will be giving assignment jez to mk sure guys get their number. Who r you? You fine reach delectablegyal? Dats why they can't upload their pictures.

This i.diot needs to meet delectablegyal. Does anyone gets pm dan her on nairaland? Ion think so.

They can't jez resist her. Undoubtedly, she is the most beautiful lady on nairaland. Just looking at her, they are CUMing already.

labodinho:
on top say wetin happen?year 1 to 4?check for biz adm student....iono bout that.

i no fit send you message again? This boy don get mind sha.

Do it for me joorh.

Ok.

I said "links." find a palatable one that is nice to watch and post the link here.

Labodinho, post all the courses i'm to offer as a business administration student in unilag.
Year 1 to year 4.

Guys, post links here.

Some guys can mumu mehn. I told them to drop their number for a midnight call some did, i told them to upload their pictures some did.

I once told a guy to call me thrice a day if he wants a close relationship with me, he did. As if it's my meal, morning, afternoon and night.

Mundane niggers.


They don't know more than boobs, booty and sex. Sex maniacs.

Who can come to lekki, banana island right away? Dats where i stay.

Jez drop ya number, i will gv you the direction.

STFUareyouGod:

You dey try sha



But make I ask you quick one, e no dey hungry you to chyke girls when you see one wey you like? As in how you dey take cope? Log in with the male acct?

dis one dey ment. Get outta here.

STFUareyouGod:
you don dey use style enter her better change back to male

wetin be your own? Amebo boy.

Leriebloom:
Its sth to keep me independent 4 nw.

ok, great.

Btw, you look good for an english teacher. I just hope you won't be doing your male students strong thing.

Leriebloom:
Yes, studied english education.

hp say the salary wey dem dey pay get weight?

Leriebloom:
Nigerdelta university

how come you teach english? I guess dats what you studied in school.

Now i know these guys are COWards.

Leriebloom:
Model in lagos, teaching while waiting for service.

that's nice. Which school did you attend?

Leriebloom:
Model in lagos, teaching while waiting for service.

that's nice. Which school did you attend?