₦airaland Forum

kinglekan:

Lol, u follow join na..

Where you go tif ur dp?

I have been everywhere... Cumin into ur mouth bah?

you nvr cease to amaze me.

Thief dp? Na me be dat na. No tell me say you don dey w....a....n...k... with my dp? See fresh laps. Which of your girlfriends laps fine reach dat?


Naughty boy.

kinglekan:
Mumu my night was fine.

na all those girls wey you dey fvck na them be mumu
Servantlekan, where have you been? Long time CUMing.

Servantlekan is about to drop a bomb, y'all should take cover.

bigwalo:
My nite was cold nd bored.

really! Why?

samchem:
Am here soft gal

you sound like someone who needs pvssy.

pbs4real:
have u been skipping ur pills

u dey craze. Don't quote me again. Pvssy nigger like dat mod.

Hope all these dudes above are handsome. You guys should post your pictures.

Maxi112:
cool! happy new month!

awww, so nice of you. Same to you, darling.

pbs4real:

hae dude, why you squeeze face like person wey drink alomo bitters?

SamJed:
Mine was during my SS3. Remember all those eye contacts school girls and boys normally exchange This girl decided to take things serious after the eye contacts while me i was mainly attracted to her because of her voice...she has an angelic voice when singing...i didnt want any serious relationship in school because i knew it will just end there....the crazy request she made was when she called me one night around 9pm and told me to buy card that night for her to call her father to send money for her...i was like this night? She started giving flimsy reasons on why she needed it...i declined...i wasn't going to be used by any girl...after that she gradually withdrew from me...i wasn't bothered...i have learnt from guys mistakes on spending on a girl...i can't be a maga...btw i can not remember spending more than 100 naira on a girl...maybe till i meet my wife to be.... so guys what crazy request has a girl requested of you

which year was dat?

olihilistic:
it was not that bad but I wanted someone to message my back

massage your back? Call your boo.

PushMusic:
Go get a life. It's Monday morning for Pete's sake.

do you have a life? I.diot.

how was your night?

wtfCode:
**spreads mat**

*joins him on the mat. Slightly massaging him*

laurenziz6:
Waiting for hypocrites who benefit from and give Mouth Gig to come and bash this thread-

u dey mind dem?

RexKexMilann:
And who is this unceremonious fool?

your girlfriend.

I'd like to gv l.a.l.a.s.t.i.c.l.a.la.

U?

Beehshorp:
HumbleSmith made a mistake by doing a collabo with Davido..
I just can't understand why davido was screaming dele momodu and sophie's name spoilling everything asif na im get the music... So if am to sing the music I'd also be hailing a babymama asif babymama's come from God...

I'd still pick the one done with Phyno a million times

Look at you. He used davido so his name can be reckoned with. He used davido to promote his song and also promote his name. I wouldn't have known humble smith if not for this remix. now that I know him, when he releases another song, I will be quick to download it. Before you know it, humble smith will be a big name in the nigerian music industry. He used the baby mama ish to promote humble smith. Aim adequately achieved.

I'm here now, you guys should say it in my presence.

Yeah, dats the question. answer yes or no and state your reason.

So what should we do?

They were thinking right.

1. Delectablegyal

2. Lalasticlala

3. Hfinest

4. Mentorandfriend

5. Seun(very precise and decent).

Add yours.

What were they thinking?

Phockphockman
irunobo
CUM4what(the dude deactivated i guess)
born2fvck
cumhoponmydick


add yours.

If you are not a coward, you won't gv a bleep about what these guys are saying.

Upload the picture, let them say whatever they want.

M damn serious. I wanna check you out like 12 noon at the hotel. Hp u know what i mean by "check you out" you should know.

[quote author=samdavjustin post=42294702][/quote]you don't know how to use pm platform?

Pm me.

samdavjustin:
Baby girl I don't live in Nigeria but am coming to naija soon for vacation. Send me an email and we take it from there. Am 100 percent for real. Don't worry about recharge cards you will get more than that if you play your cards right sweetie

liar.

If you really want a conversation, you will do anything to get the card.

Even if you are not in nigeria, you know what to do.

samdavjustin:
Someone grandpa for where na only for your village 26 yr old go be grandpa. Wet in be your problem self na your money I want spend. If you don't have anything better to say mind your fucking business dickhead

"na ur money i wan spend". Big boy.

Buy mtn 1000, type the digits, send it to my mail. M damn serious.