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Big, long dick. Dats why I like to see you in yaw boxers.

You guys shouldn't lie, you copied?


It was actually a whatsapp message, I couldn't think of soul mate, so I had to put it up here.

help me wth dis question Arrange this 8 scrambled words:

U E L A O S M T
Clue :
1. Girls love it
2. Boys use it
3. Parent use it


Over to you, nairalanders.

Who give you belle? Ur boyfriend or your sideguy?

kinglekan:

Same thing on your mind

Really! What's on my mind?

ProfSamurai:
Insomnia?

No, darling. I had my siesta.

Emypromz65:
hmmm, just passing

Say hello to the owner of the thread before leaving.

kinglekan:

Danke!!

You know what i want so answer my obvious question.

*In simi's voice* tell me, what do you want?

RickRichards:
Can you get any stupider?

Than you? Nvr.

dave4rella:
Can I hv ur contact?

Yes, if you can fulfill a tedious obligation.

wtfCode:
do u wanna suck ma cocck?

Yes, if you can do the unthinkable for me. What is the unthinkable? You wanna know? Pm me.

kinglekan:

Servantlekan, welcome on board.

thywobab:
What are ur plans diz year

I have a master plan for this year and one of the toolz I will use to achieve it is my masterKraft though it's not music.

NiGeRianTr0ll:
On a scale of 10-10, how retarded_ are you feeling right now?

I ain't feeling re..t....arded at all, your girlfriend is.

lalasticlala:
Happy new month cutie

What about my thread? "20 reasons why you are a people pleaser." Move it to front page.

I wanna chat tonight. What's up, ladies and gentlemen?



Throw any question at me, ama catch it like a goal keeper.

Umartins1:
... When? You were the one that did not understand me

Make me understand.

Umartins1:
Desperation

Beware, girl!

Believe in yourself, there is no limit to what you can achieve.

The right time to be brave is when you are afraid.

#risk everything.

Read, pray, rest!

Believe in yourself.

Leave me alone, you snob. I thought u said you don't know me?

labodinho:
It has already pass,no need just prepare well for the jamb......Don't worry,i have post utme past questions/answer.It will help a long way.

I know, just tell me what it entails.

labodinho:
this is cbt u know,no expo though there is another way but too late for now.Hope you know about my blog?check my signature to check for latest info and please follow blog with you email ADD.

Which way be dat? Tell me.

marieolae:
Keep on guessing ..at the end of the day it's none of your business. Bless.

Guess? U dey fvck.

Labodinho, sheee expo go dey for this year's jamb?

If any expo go dey, just send it to my mail. Delectablegyal@yahoo.com.

Pucaxo:
2go kwa?

add me up if you wanna chat with me.

SamJed:
hmm i am suspecting u o...maybe u are the girl...i am not going to say the year

i'm asking cos you sounded like you just graduated from secondary school.

So?

Lalasticlala.

MrCork:
^^^^delectablegyal IS A MALE!!!

this i.diot is not a londoner.

wetin she talk now?

Username on 2go: delectablegirl. This is the only place where we can have intensive chat. Don't hesitate to add me up.

add me up on facebook: typing.............

nairaland portal: follow me. I have more followers dan any nairalander, do your research.

Twitter portal: i'm not on twitter but i can be your sister and your luver. Silly line, ryt?

Instagram: 250 likes for my delectable DP, ama register right away.

[quote author=samchem post=42514659][/quote]so u mean you've seen more pvssies dan a midwife.

marieolae:
Umm

this girl dey like do like virgin. Who knows? Mayb na she fvck pass.

samchem:
I won't mind if u give me because from ur look it will b wow

sex starved dude. Getouttahere.