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M damn serious.

Pm me.

Hfinest, just send the recharge pin to my mail, I ain't ready to give you my number.

Lalasticlala, i can't create thread.

silvermania:
I no. But it not that easy

people should stop making this silly mistake. It's "i know."

Op, take it easy na, you want make my mb finish?




Good job though.

12 inches.

Servantlekan, what are you doing on my thread?

talktonase:
infact it was from you I learnt the word kpekus...funny girl,with a delectable name you should compliment it with a picture so both can match.

so u don't know me? You've nvr seen me. Really! I thought everyone knows me.

Ask other commenters abt me. I think i'm quite popular here.

Smartguy001:
Knew most of dem sha...NLders na baddoo dem b nah, abi u no know nee

you know say me i nor be jasi type. I dey cool like cooler.

Mhizkel:
I'm anticipating for such thread.

keep AUNTYcipating.

talktonase:
you are all over the place like say u be police...

really! Where else did u SIMI?

Mhizkel:
Not everyone

How come you got acquainted with the sexual words only?

i concur.


This thread is centered around sexual words, dats why. When there is another platform, i will divulge decent words i got acquainted with.

sauceEEP:
Fore,play = pre-intimacy

dats right.

talktonase:
mrs amebo I felt your response to it was quite dodgy.

na doggy u go see. Getouttahere mehn.

Mhizkel:
Then you must have been an addict.

u mean nairaland addict? Who isn't?

Nairaland is like an information centre for me. Politics, romance, sport, entertainment, music et al. With nairaland, i'm fully abreast of information around the world.

When i newly registered whenever i'm reading intimate stories, they are usually fraught with CUM, that was how i got acquainted with the word.

Mhizkel:
Funny you. Your new found love for the word ''CUM'' tho

blame it on nairaland

MrCork:


[size=16pt] delectablegyal IS A MAN.....DON'T BE FOOOLED!!![/size]

mrcork. Deported londoner. He lives in aj city now.

Mhizkel:
Lol

yes. I know these guys won't let you rest. Enjoy their CUMpany.

Mhizkel:
Ermmmmm...Nothing

ok, yellow pawpaw.

talktonase:
its like this was the first word you learnt on NL

no, mr amebo. Add yours.

Mhizkel:
LOL

talk joorh

Mhizkel:
You want this moved to fp?

yes, he should.

Add yours.

talktonase:
Kpekus

p.u.n.a.n.i.

Lalasticlala, add yours.

lalasticlala:
far from it.... but i find the caption and pic funny.. that pic is too ugly choi...

my luv, are you handsome yourself?

1. CUM: if i didn't cum to nairaland, i don't think i will CUM across this word. Nairalanders like to use it frequently even when they mean COME.

2. JOYSTICK: I nvr knew joystick has a connotative meaning until i CAME to nairaland. I knew the word "joystick" exists but i nvr knew it can mean P.E.N...I.S, no "ulla.". I thought it can only mean a navigator. Do u remember that navigator button on sony ericsson? It's called JOYSTICK.

3. MOUTH ACTION: who doesn't know b.l.o.w.j.o.b? But i nvr knew it could be called mouth action until i CAME to nairaland. Btw, i did my research and i discovered it can also be called f.e.l.l.a.t.i.o. Nairaland also recognises "f.e.l.l.a.t.i.o" as b.l.o.w.j.o.b. To confirm, type it without the dots.

4. Camel toe: i nvr knew dat swollen pvssy was called camel toe. Shout out to nairaland.

5. Sexcapade: i never knew this word until i came to nairaland. Sexcapade means an adventure involving sexual excitement.

6. Lovepeddler: so an ashewo could be called lovepeddler? Now i know.

Add urs.

P.s: sorry that i had a lot of CUMs in my write up.

They only know how to speak english and write in red fonts. Na wa oh.

Lalasticlala.

Yes or no?

I'm a virgin, but when i get married, no, cos i find it as an illicit act.

#teamweddingnight.

naughtynaughty:
lol am a guy bcus I don't upload my pix? Hiiiahn! kontunu!

oya send me ya picture in private.

I go follow you now, follow me back.

kenir:
dangote son Don come, baby u say na wetn b ur problem?

dangote pikin? I know it's your sobriquet.