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This days, I don't know why, m just so Hot. Mayb because, I'm a virgin.

Lalasticlala, let's go to front page.

I don't like the song. He is making his money with boring slangs? dats good to know.

This thread will nvr reach 15 pages b4 it vanishes from front page. most of these youths take pleasure in frivolities. If na tonto dikeh matter, e go reach page 20 and even pass am sef.


Op, great job. I will apply them to drastically boost my knowledge, thank you.

Moz22:
shd I follow guys Abeg I don't fed govt wahala ooo. 14yrs + my current age, no be small thing ooo

R u an aspirant?

Moz22, u too like ladies. See the number of ladies u r following, na wa oh!

Lalasticlala, let's go to front page.

Wow!

Some people should have finished their exam by now, right? Kindly gv us feedback.

IdiAmin1:
Incredible write-up.

Eagerly waiting for a counter thread.

Did u read the article at all?

In this piece, we will be looking at the flip side of my earlier article titled 16 COSTLY MISTAKE MARRIED WOMEN MAKE. Like I wrote earlier, the purpose of these write-ups is to help our marriages become better. Many marriages are in crisis today become many married people have deviated from what God intended marriage to be. What is you see today are marriages as men want it and not marriages as God intended it.

There are many costly mistakes married men make and these are some of them;

1.As the spiritual head of the home, when was the last time you led your family (wife and children) in prayers? Yes, your wife also can lead prayers also but are you doing enough spiritually for your marriage and family?

2.Comparing your wife with your ex, especially for those that did many ‘permutation’ and ‘combination’ with many ladies whilst single is a sign that you have not left your past.


3.Condemning your wife’s meal, soup, stew as you compare it to that of your ex-gilrfriend, ex-wife or your mother.


4.The private things that happen in your marriage that you tell your family members will ultimately create a negative impression and perception of her. Ultimately, you will also reap what you sow as her husband.


5.Not acknowledging or paying for your wife’s hair and personal make up and appearance. You don’t like her appearance yet you are not paying for her to look good.
6.Mr Husband, your mouth odour, your body odour, your dirty boxers and socks are serious put-off to your spouse. Take a little time to wash, to tidy up yourself. She probably may have even told you but you get offended. Mr, there are truth nobody will tell you except your wife!


7.Husband, your 2 minute ejaculation is serious punishment for your wife. If she has told you, please change. If she has not complained, she is merely enduring. A sexually and emotionally dissatisfied wife is an unhappy wife!


8.Sex in marriage ought not to be boring. But yours is boring because you want it only at your own time and not at a more conducive time to both parties.


9.Your wife is not a slave. You need to assist with house chores. And if you think you are too big for the chores get technological tools that can help and a house-help to support. A distressed wife is a stressed wife!


10.It is selfishness to keep your educated and skilled wife idle at home. It does not matter how much you earn, how much you pay or give her, she also has a dream to fulfil in life. There is greater joy in marriage when both husband and wife are fulfilled! Support her dream!!


11.Getting intimidated by your wife’s achievement, career and business successes is a reflection of your insecurity and low self-esteem. Your wife’s achievement should be a thing of pride to you also and not of intimidation!


12.It just does no make sense to be suspecting your wife. How can you become a detective in your home and expect to have joy and fulfilment?


13.Yes, the Bible instruct that wives should submit to their husbands but you have turned submission to subjugation. You have become a terror to your wife!


14.Beating up your wife no matter what she did wrong is not a prove of your seniority, masculinity, or manhood, instead it is a show of your immaturity and irresponsibility.


15.There is no time that you are ever home with your wife and children even on public holidays. When your business or job ends, will you still have a wife and children to be proud of. Your wife and children need you more than money and toys that you buy for them!


16.Engaging in extra-marital affair that can never ever give you joy and fulfilment. Extra-marital affair is an unprofitable venture. You loose spiritually, you loose physically, you loose financially. By the time you loose your wife and children, you are the biggest looser of all!


17.How can you be attracted to your wife’s maid, sisters or her friends? What is attracting you in them that your wife don’t have? Have you discussed those things with your wife in a loving way?


18.Irrespective of your religion, polygamy is not the solution to your insatiable sexual appetite. It will ultimately cost you more for less satisfaction and joy


19.How have you secured your wife and children against the predators of your properties, assets and estates? Do you have a will?


20.Taking your wife through the pain and rigour of divorce because you have found a ‘sweet sixteen’ is not the way to go. Most men who change women like diapers end up miserable also as they become serial divorcees.
Friends, it is high time we tell ourselves the naked truth. If you want to enjoy being married, be responsible. There is alot of responsibility that God placed on men. Let us see what God expect of husbands in the Bible;
“…..Love your wife, just as Christ loved the church and gave Himself forit’’ Ephesians 5 Vs 25
If you appreciate how much Christ loved the church and gave Himself for it, you will know the magnitude of responsibility on you as a husband and father. An irresponsible husband is likely to be an irresponsible father and you know Christ is not like you!
“…..love your wife as your own body. He who loves his wife loves himself”Ephesians 5 Vs 28
It is in your own interest to love your wife. If you love her you love yourself
‘’…….dwell with them with understanding, giving honour to the wife as to the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life, that your prayers may not be hindered”1 Peter 3 Vs 7
Simply put, you hinder yourself by the way you treat your wife!

If it is true that man was created in the image and likeness of God, guys, it is time we wake up to the expectation of our maker. I doff my cap to husbands who are responsible and doing quite alot to make their marriages work. God will bless you the more and encourage you. Your labour will not be invain. Amen!

Source: http://adegboyegailori.com/20-costly-mistakes-married-men-make/

Universal101, which question will come out?
I know u av connections.

Unconfirmed sources put the population of Nigeria at between 180 million and 200 million but officially, National population commission puts its moderately at 165 million. Out of these statistics, it is generally agreed that 80% (i.e 132 million) of these population are youth within the age bracket of 0-40 years. Now, the implication of these is that there are more people of age 6-25 who are within the school going age and we can safely estimate that there is another group of age 18-55 who are within the working age bracket, who will need a job.
At present also, according to a media source, there are 147 universities, 95 polythechnics and 83 colleges of education in Nigeria, both privately owned and goverment owned. So, if we take only universities that usually have the highest enrolment and say hypothetically that each university admits a moderate 3,000 students, out of which say 2,600 may graduate from various departments in each university, an average of 382,200 graduates will be produced yearly from all the universities in Nigeria when 2,600 is multiplied by 147. 382,200 from the universities alone without including those of polytechnics and colleges of education. If we do a conservative consideration of polytechnics and colleges of education, we can say, both institutions of higher learning can churn out say 230,000 graduates a year. Putting 382,200 and 230,000 together, we should have an estimated 612,200 graduates yearly from all the tertiary institutions in Nigeria.
From above analyses, you should have an idea of the number of graduates higher institutions in Nigeria churn out yearly. These statistics does not include those who graduated from universities outside Nigeria. And you know there is quite a huge number of Nigerians studying or who have studied outside the country.
Now, lets examine the Nigerian economy to get a feel of the situation of things in these clime. In any thriving economy in the world, you have the following sectors;
1.The manufacturing sector
2.The Service sector
3.The Merchandising industry.
4.The Agricultural sector
Economic analyst generally say the manufacturing industries are the biggest and largest employer of labour and it is understandable because of the different aspects or divisions in the manufacturing environment.
As at today, the most thriving sectors in Nigeria are the service and the merchandansing industries. The banks, the telecommunication, the educational industry, the IT firms, audit firms, security firms, janitorial services firm etc are some of the organisations in the service industry. While those companies involved in buying and selling make up the merchandizing industry like those selling energy drink, books, laptops, phones etc. The few companies in the manufacturing industries, manufacture toothpaste, beverages, paints, pure water, bottled water, etc and how many of them are actually operating under full capacity utilization with the array of challenges faced by the manufacturing industries? The greatest challenges facing the manufacturing industries are;

1.The influx of imported goods
2.The unfavourable investment, business and financial climate
3.Poor infrastructure
4.Cripling energy crises
5.Cost of raw materials and cost of production in general
Points 3-5 above has made locally manufactured goods unable to compete favourably with the imported goods due largely to pricing and quality.

So, you get an idea of the reasons the few surviving manufacturing companies in Nigeria are not employing as much as they should. And you can take a stock of manufacturing concerns in Nigeria that has folded up or relocated to other countries for some of the reasons above.

The agricultural sector is the hope of Nigeria. Nigeria’s fortune lies in earnessing the opportunities in the agricultural industry. Unfortunately, that is perhaps the most neglected sector of the Nigerian economy. Reviving the fortunes of these sector goes beyond government giving fertilizers to farmers. When government holistically look into the fortunes of these sector, then Nigeria will be on the right side up!
All the challenges above are surmountable with a right thinking and focused government. And I am optimistic that the Buhari government should be an improvement (one that should steer the fortunes of Nigeria aright) on the abysmal failures of previous governments in Nigeria.

So, the few vacancies in the thriving industries in Nigeria are being chased by the huge population of graduates in search of employment. This is the bane of the Nigerian economy.
From the prognosis above, we can see the following;

1.Many organisations in Nigeria are barely struggling to survive especially those in the manufacturing sector.

2.There are too many qualified people chasing few good vacancies. In otherwords, the supply of labour is more than the demand for labour. And you know from economics that when supply is more than demand, price will fall. That is why there are graduates earning as low as N15,000.00 monthly if not less!

SO, WHAT ARE THE WAYS OUT OF THESE QUAGMIRE FOR JOB SEEKERS?

1.As a result of supply of labour being more than demand for labour, you MUST be really outstanding to get a good job. You need to stand out of the crowd to be outstanding!

2.You need to know how to write a winning cv. You may have a good result or certificate to get a good job but your cv arrangement is a reflection of your person. There are basic information that MUST be on your cv no matter how scanty or lengthy it is. I think I need to do an article on WINNING CV and highlight the common mistakes to avoid. I have partaken in recruitment for banks and other organisations, I know what they want.

3.The God-factor can get a you a good job based on people you know, their influence and or just God’s favour and His goodness even without you knowing anybody. I know people who don’t know anybody who got good jobs in good organisations without any ‘Long-leg’. You don’t know how long God’s leg is until you receive a miracle job, favour or goodness in a place or country where you don’t know anybody!!

4.Think of what you can do to create a product, service or what to sell that people will be willing to buy. Incorporate yourself. Like I can call my company ‘’Adegboyega ilori Nigeria Ltd’’. The opportunities in Nigeria are massive! The best way out of unemployement is to be a enterpreneur. But have you got the skill? The knowledge on ho to go about it? If you have decided on what trade or business to go into but you need someone to counsel you, please send a mail to me below. I do free consultation for people in this category. I am always glad to rub minds with productive thinkers and never-giving-up action takers!

5.Be open minded. Don’t be rigid in your choice of job. One day a guy told me he needed a job and he asked me if he as a graduate can take up a receptionist job. And I said; ‘why not’. He applied and got the job. It was while doing the job that a man who is a regular visitor to the company asked him what his qualifications are and he asked him to bring his cv. Today, he worked in a bigger capacity that the man introduced to him. The question is; Will he have met that man if he had not taken the job?

6.If however, you have money but what to do with the money is a challenge, I can give you business ideas that can catapult your money to greater measure with minimal risk. Just do me a mail if that is you!

7.If you have idea but no money to execute it, I can share ideas on how to raise such fund no matter how huge the need may be.

HOW ABOUT TRAVELLING OUT OF NIGERIA?

Yea, you can travel out of Nigeria to seek greener pastures but don’t go if you don’t know the terrain. Don’t go through the mountains and illegal and dangerous routes. Otherwise you endanger your life in the process of seeking job in a foreign land. You also need to know that;
Blessings of God don’t come from abroad, it comes from above.

God commands blessings on whomever His favour is upon. When God’s favour is upon you, it doesn’t matter where you live, you will flourish! It doesn’t matter how difficult where you live, there is a Goshen in every Egypt!!

Ironically, as there are people in Nigeria who want to travel out for job opportunities, so are there people outside Nigeria who dream to come work in Nigeria some day!

I strongly recommend that you get the book I published in 2011 by the title; THIS TIME SHALL PASS…….Finding God at difficult times. In the book I highlighted the diiferent types of job seekers and how best they can get a job. I also highlighted on what to check if you MUST go abroad to work. The book is just N800.00 only.

You can get this book at Book Affairs Bookshop Opposite MKO Gardens Alausa, The Prince Supermarket, Isheri, or LRA Bookshop, Plot 4 Akilo Road Oregun or call Victor on +2348055684929.
Friends, it is time for you to flourish. Allow no despair, allow no discouragement or disappointements and every ‘DIS’’ to put you down. The spaces at the top has no patent right!


Source: http://adegboyegailori.com/why-it-is-tough-getting-a-good-job-in-nigeria-and-the-ways-out-of-it/

Recently there was a brawl between a woman and her husband, when asked what happened, tv remote was said to be the propeller of the fight.

The husband wanted to watch a sport station while the wife wanted to watch telemundo.

Shouldn't the wife be submissive to her husband?

Shouldn't the husband act mature and just walk to a viewing center to avoid fight?


Cc: lalasticlala

Berrymoss:

Nice boobs.

Berrymoss:

See bobby.

MhizDeedy:
Ok.....Tuface my crush

This I.diot won't mind being his next baby mama.

Even on a faceless forum people still dey hate. Na wa oh. Can someone do without haters? Ion think so.

Hml in advance.

kathykathy:
hmmmmmmm i can smell fear of d unknown

You are young and beautiful.

starlingslimnet:
If you love yourself you won't quote me again.....Useless morongenoric nitwit.

Jobless orangutan.

If u hate ursef, quote me again.

starlingslimnet:
Another magnificent sociable animal on the loose.

U dey craze.

Ladies if u will marry a virgin guy, like this post, if u will nvr agree to marry a virgin guy, share this post.


Let's see who wins.

Cc: lalasticlala

sparkleRed:
See see don't just get me started on u dis night...

Which brand of weed did u smoke? re u blind can't u see my opinion there or wen did pple stop having opinions abi must I think d way u re thinking , just waka pass if various keys have peruse u and it's pinching u just look left cos dis night is just nt my nice night @ all

Mtcheeewww

if we do our research, we will find out the i.diot is not a virgin.

sparkleRed:
A key dat opens every lock is a master key while a lock dat allows any key opens it, is useless and would be thrown away

*shrugs* my own opinion

Which kind of s.tupid opinion is this?


How many keys have opened ur own lock?

Umartins1:
Hahahahahaha.... You haf killed me..... Ayaf die!!! Follow the thread wella and you will recognise bosses!

I know u will try to be humble about it, just tell me the secret.

shegsky:
How to Tell if a Guy is a
Virgin?
First of all it’s important to understand that there’s no way of physically knowing
that he’s still a virgin – guys don’t have anything like a hymen which can be broken
during intercourse. So you will have to go by your intuition and gut instinct when it comes to determining if your present boyfriend is
a virgin.

Here Are some common signs that suggest he is a virgin?


He is Very Shy About
Touching You
This is not a definitive sign but it can well be an indication that the guy is a virgin. Men who have had intercourse at least once would not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex decidedly reduces in men who have been in intimate before. But
can you tell if a guy is a
virgin just because he is shy about being intimate? Not really but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the intimate body parts, it does hint at this being a virgin.

He is Very Uncertain
While Getting Physically
Intimate
If he is quite clueless about how to react to your advances then there is a possibility that it might well be his first time. Most guys
who are not virgins would just need a hint to start tearing at your clothes – they have done this before and their experience helps
condition their mind. Virgin guys would be very circumspect about how to go about getting intimate. IF YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN,YOU WILL FIND THE VIRGIN GUY ESPECIALLY CLUELESS.

He Kisses Awkwardly
Some guys are bad kissers but that does not mean they are virgins. But if a guy
kisses awkwardly, in a very shy or inhibited manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is
a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what.

Using these signs you can tell if a guy is a virgin with relative surety, but of course there are no guarantees.

So there is no proof.
All these u wrote up dere are mere hypothesis.

We never used to have libido.

Can u prove that a guy is a virgin? No. So that's why.

Umartins u r so good in mathematics, what's the secret?

Kinglekan, where are You?

It is ur irresponsible g.f that is a troll.

colsorubak:
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quote author=delectablegyal post=36617759]

Oh u r still awake! I thought u should be in cloud 9 by now. Anyways, I already replied ur mail.

am In cloud 8 nw dear

Okay.

Hi ladies.