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Jokes Etc › Re: Giving Sad News To A Troop by delib(op): 1:27pm On Mar 02, 2008
kronkykay:
u no fit change am
change wetin?
Jokes Etc › Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 1:04pm On Mar 02, 2008
ituen:
Delib, there are times u allow trouble reign so that peace can reside
so lets gooooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 12:51pm On Mar 02, 2008
ituen u told me to make peace on here u rememba?
Jokes Etc › Re: 40 Tips For An Exceptional, Superb, And Powerful Lif by delib: 12:13pm On Mar 02, 2008
@ poster

has it been working for you?
if so tell me how
Jokes Etc › Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 12:09pm On Mar 02, 2008
ibkdikson take it easy here
Romance › Re: Ten Things Guys Like About Girls And Ten Things Girls Like About Guys by delib: 11:03am On Mar 02, 2008
i think my guys in jokes forum needs to see this itue, tyty ,tufr,success folly, lohlar etc grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 9:42am On Mar 02, 2008
this na big fight oo
Jokes Etc › Giving Sad News To A Troop by delib(op): 9:31am On Mar 02, 2008
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"

"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.

A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"
Jokes Etc › Re: Best Of Jokes By Sam Milla by delib: 9:12am On Mar 02, 2008
thumbs up
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen by delib: 8:43am On Mar 02, 2008
ituen i pitty 4 u ooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Is Ituen And Co A Problem by delib: 8:29am On Mar 02, 2008
@ rome
u are a disgrace to keyboard
Jokes Etc › Re: (my Father Has A Big Farm) Translate In Yoruba by delib(op): 6:40pm On Mar 01, 2008
ashaby:
@ poster
Go find thesarus for your translation
u can help me with one though
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by delib: 6:39pm On Mar 01, 2008
who owns this dog?
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day by delib(op): 6:37pm On Mar 01, 2008
ituen:
ituem,
the forums says JOKES ETC
and what i posted was part of jokes


































































































































Delib,

what do u mean by creating this nonense











































no make me vex oh grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Dey Sing Pass? by delib: 6:30pm On Mar 01, 2008
djcrooky:
oya dey shout am now na only u know him name
djcockroach where do u think you are from, by the way who says u are a DJ well maybe those under-house DJ wey dey VCD and AMPLIFIER DO SHOW SHA DJ ALAGOLO
Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by delib(op): 6:20pm On Mar 01, 2008
what has she done to made her cruel
Jokes Etc › Re: Word Train by delib(op): 6:04pm On Mar 01, 2008
clemcykul:
somebody help delib he can't see cool
me ? or u?
Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by delib(op): 6:01pm On Mar 01, 2008
success123:
cruel she was
explain ye how cruel she is
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by delib(op): 5:58pm On Mar 01, 2008
annboga:
I totally agree with ITUEN,
BUT seriously this boy is really a jack ass, let's evict him
frm here, we want jokes n not rubbish.
annmeatpie or wetin your name be? se na the 69 wey i post dey vex u, or is it the meaning, well i think u guys have no good evidence of evicting me because nobody knows what i mean by 69 and if u think you knw, u don't need to be offended because the 69 wey i mean no be wetin u mean so sharaaaaaaaaaaaap lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by delib(op): 5:29pm On Mar 01, 2008
cruel was she?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by delib: 4:40pm On Mar 01, 2008
arsenal0 -aston villa 1
glory be to chelsea
true burn blue
Jokes Etc › Re: Word Train by delib(op): 3:24pm On Mar 01, 2008
help
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Dey Sing Pass? by delib: 3:17pm On Mar 01, 2008
Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Dey Sing Pass? by delib: 3:15pm On Mar 01, 2008
u
Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by delib(op): 1:11pm On Mar 01, 2008
lol lol lol lol grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day by delib(op): 11:23am On Mar 01, 2008
i was joking too grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 10:30am On Mar 01, 2008
deviduff:
this guy is obviously a bufoon or a retard.money spent on raising you should have used a starting a poultry.it would have brought more satisfaction to your parents.
babydavid when did u join nairaland and must you talk to people like this, you had better watch your mouth.
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day by delib(op): 10:25am On Mar 01, 2008
why must u talk to me like this. isn't it a joke enough? grin cheesy grin shocked
Jokes Etc › Joke Of The Day by delib(op): 9:33am On Mar 01, 2008
loading. . .
Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by delib(op): 7:52pm On Feb 29, 2008
Rebellious:
All of y'all wannabe bullies are still pretty new here. The number of posts don't count so quit acting like y'all are something when you've got nothing. Leave ibkdikson alone becuz he's done nothing to y'all. If y'all want to Bleep with someone, leave Nld and Bleep with yourselves. Gosh!
Thank's my dear, i knew you are the only one that likes me in this forum. dont mind them, they are all full of shits. AGBAYA.
Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by delib(op): 7:13pm On Feb 29, 2008
who told u am a cafe boy? seun made alot of mistake for allowing brats like you to reg.

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