The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"

"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.

A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"

bloody cold mofoz

Bad man na Bad man

u no fit change am

kronkykay:

u no fit change am

change wetin?

what i quoted

ituen:

what i quoted

wht d hell did u quote ?

where is iteun hope he hasnt gone to kuvuki land

he is in the toilet.

doing what?

Eating amala with ewedu soup without

Goat meat

may be turkey but am sure not MR TURKEY

Me ke?

chop for toilet ke?

cant you eat in the toilet?

yes i can cos my toilet is clean

i knw you have a clean toilet and you still have to cover your mouth and nose if you wanna pee or shit

humourous joke lol

cool joke

thanks men

who u dey thank?

men that has good comments

has or gave?

anyway ure welcome

@delb soup?

folly