₦airaland Forum

Very good. I am tired of all these useless men thinking they can own a full human being after paying some silly bride price. If he too do just cook back his yeye beans and stone him with a bundle of #5000. Let him go hire cook, house keeper, baby mamas, prayer warriors, emotional support worker etc with it and see if he can own them all like property.

Kobojunkie:
Nigeria case get terrible k-leg and it all because the people no dey like themselves at all! See the boy papa don dey reign for Ibadan, Nigeria for a while too. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

They discovered that church is profitable business

Kobojunkie:
I think the man in the picture below is his father and as you can see, he is already being worshipped in Nigeria long before his son.

Not suprised. Nigerians are very welcoming to criminals. If the whole world rejects a criminal Nigerians will welcome them esp if the criminal entangles himself in religion.

Anyone is good enough. Freedom of religion. All those so called religious leaders are steep into voodoo. From Islam to Christianity they all visit trado priests/priestess and people others knowledgeable in the craft for help and protection; yet they 'Hippocritically ' speak against it in public.

Thank God for another shot at living right and godly lives for all involved.

He would be worshiped in Nigeria. He would even be honoured like a god by Nigerians who see no wrong in anything a god of men does.

tolor:
Check the wife. It could someone close to Jim that ordered the wife.

His job alone is enough reason to have enemies that would pull the trigger before his wife does. They have to investigate more than his wife.

The most corrupt people are religious leaders. No matter the religion they are 99% dedicated to satanism, freemasonry and other cults. Nigerians are blind to see.

Two stupid idiots. If he is against doing it the right way then ditch the stupid proposal all together and do it like your village men did it in the past.
The woman is a desperate fool. I can't relate with such desperate women.

Nigeria men, their penis go dey jerk now. Those pedophiles can get an erection for a baby scan photo.

englishmart:
Majority of people say the fish is supposed to be precooked before adding it to your soup.
What difference does it make? The fish will eventually absorb the ingredients from the soup, still, making it taste great, too.
What do you think, guys?
Does cooking it this way speak to culinary incompetency

Not really the best way cos it might taste bland inside. If you spice it overnight then this is okay.

Useless Nigerian men will find nothing wrong with this man's behaviour yet they can't stand a flirting wife talkless of full blown cheating wife.

Toor, women will start giving birth in an Islamic way. Cover the vagina, don't look while assisting, don't insert finger(s) into the vagina I fact the baby if a girl should be veiled asap to avoid sexually tempting the men in her family.

So they are advising girls to stop hookup, okay when girls stop hookup, will that stop the body harvesters from changing tactics to get victims?
Yes, I agree that women have to be warned about the risks of hookup but then; what about innocent victims that weren't going for hookup? Who will protect them? When hookup slows down, those beasts would look for other means of getting female parts.
So, oga police; the problem is insecurity caused by desperation to make money. Govt should put a ban on all these yeye flaunting of wealth, fix the country so that people can afford the simple basics of life such as healthcare, food, education, water, shelter, clothes. Also the police should be active. These criminals are doing what they do cos they know that the police does not do much extensive investigation unless motivated by cash gifts to do so. Fix things so that this crime will reduce.

French that sane African countries are kicking out to break lose of their colonialism is what Nigeria govt is embracing and enslaving themselves to? China and France now own Nigeria. God bless China. We can say anything about them but we can't deny their calculative tactics for economic empowerment.

Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm not here to brag, I just need advice before I get lost.

I have two relatives living abroad (UK), both are from my mothers side, same father and same mother...



But the truth is that my mind doesn't want to go, I'm not ready and I have told them. They have already started telling me this is a one time opportunity, and that if I miss it, I won't see it again, but I have made up my mind that I don't want to go.

I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't..

I need advice,

Why should I go, when my self and my mind is not ready...

I hope when same opportunities come to your friends, they will shelf their lives just to be close to you!
If you say you won't go cos you feel like you can succeed in naija I for understand you šef but just for friends sake? Tooor!

That's why I ask govt to carry out DNA test on those old women having babies. Even miracle babies of younger women too.

Vinnie2000:
An Clothing Organization that sells Baggy Jeans, (One for N20000), Increased price to N35000, due to the Harsh Economic situation of the Tinibu Govt.

Most Clients complained but later Adjusted when the company explained things with them.

Now a Dubious Client still wanted to buy 1 Jean @the N20000 Old Price and gave the amount to a Staff
(Who is her Family friend) to pay and Hoodwink the secretary to write Receipt for her.

The Staff agreed in this Plan and Tried to carry it out but FAILED.

So Question is, What is the appropriate Punishment for the Staff?
*SACK?
*SUSPENSION?
*Or QUERY?

I will fire that staff. You don't forgive greedy Nigerians o. Once caught, do justice. They don't repent but rather victimize the innocent person that raised alarm and look for corrupt people to network with.

As una penis no dey fit rest. Let's see if Dubai police will wave it aside and say it's in men's nature not to control their penis.

Deport them afterwards and mark them internationally as criminals so that any country they go they will be picked out and deported asap

OwoukoUrua:
Those ones that always get fatter after marriage?

Yet if they ask you to play wifey role and get fat you'll say no.

VULCAN:
These are some of the people that will be arguing on Nairaland and they will deceive themselves that they have sense.

Someone pls tell this fellow that there is no law that states that the age you are when you take a picture in a certain environment MUST be the same age that your parent was when they took a similar picture in said location.

Chaii. People dey oo!

Na olodo. Pls ignore

See how embezzlement of funds no gree them maintain common signboard for ages. Tufiakwa

Isokoson:
Mehn, this is beyond local man logistics

Bros op, your roommate no be real guy, a real guy go keep calm and see whether she go sweep am or not, when I squat with someone then, my roommate girlfriend go come, we go just gist talk small, then I go dey look whether she go do am or not, if she no do am, I go lock up... Asking your girlfriend to sweep looks more like a disrespect to me, dat kind person no dey happy say u get loyal girl, Omo I go advice you to get your own apartment as you talk.... Nothing good like having your privacy.. Even if is just single room....

Seriously your guy no try

My guy then know me nah, even if him girl no do am I go do am, nah so shame go dey catch the girl, before you know, nah she dey do am without bein told.

Any girl wey Shane because you dey clean house wey you dey live inside need her brains checked. If she spends a night or two then I can understand. But just cos she has a vagina she must clean whenever she visits her guy? Nah! Girls need to value themselves more. This free house girl they are doing up and down in the name of relationship ehn.

Undilutedme:
Hello, Nairalanders. Good morning, I’m going to be short.

I stay in Ondo and I just finished my youth service and currently, I’m staying with long time friend(We’re splitting the rent) till we are able to find our way. Something happened last week Friday that has brought a little misunderstanding (We don’t flow like before) and I want your opinion.

Okay, so I went to my work, I work from 8-5, sometimes 6 and that day, my girlfriend called me and said she was around the house and wanted to wait and see me, I told her it was fine that I would be back soon. I went back later to the house and I met her, my friend wasn’t around then. The house was very neat, but I knew she was the one who swept it, so I didn’t ask. But one talk led to another and she told me it was that my friend that told her to get broom and sweep the room. When she said it, I wasn’t so cool with it because I felt he didn’t have that right to tell my girlfriend to sweep the room. Even if she wanted to sleep it, I should be the one to tell her and not my room mate. I told him and he didn’t see anything wrong with it and insisted that I didn’t like it and he shouldn’t do it next time, because I found it a bit disrespectful to myself and my girlfriend. Since then, he hasn’t been so cool, we talk but not like before. Did I overreact? Do you think it’s okay or wrong for my roommate to tell my girlfriend to sweep the room?

NB; I do not tell my girlfriend to sweep the room when my roommate is around, so it doesn’t bring “see finish “ so, she’s never swept in his presence before, but she does it when he’s not around.

Also, he has his girlfriend that comes to the house too and I have never told her to do anything like that before. So, what do you guys think?

Your room mate is petty. Why let such a flimsy issue cause a wedge between you two? That means if some serious disagreement happens between you guys he would leave no room for reconciliation.
If I were you Sha, I'd keep quiet about it and when his babe visits I'll ask her to sweep the room too. His response would determine my final reaction.
But yeah, telling him not to ask your babe to do chores but rather ask you to handle it with her shouldn't make him start acting strange unless you were sparking during the conversation.
To those insulting you, they may not understand where you are coming from. Ignore them.

descarado:
Religion is a joke in Nigeria.

I am telling you. Everyday they eat from the forbidden tree and then ask God to help them. Shey Dem no read ordinary manual wey God imprint for our dna? Do you need to be in a certain religion to know that 90% of things causing pain, suffering and death is exactly doing things we shouldn't do and the things we should do that we left undone?
Corruption
Greed
Cheating
Stealing
No fear for God
No love for others
Dishonesty
Disloyalty etc etc

hukslaw:
What have you done with your brain, hey you sadist?
Tell us one thing you've achieved with your brain that makes you different from other Nigerians.

Useless Nigerians like you refused to listen to my wise counsel na. I have used my wisdom to better my life. Make the rest of una keep praying. God don wash hands commot for una matter anyways

Wey that sponge wig woman that dared to attack Bianka šef?

Let me not comment my reserve.
Meanwhile Nigerians and their stupid hypocritical prayers. Good lord has given us brains, let us use it to advance security, investigations and build a solid society. Instead we have idiots who reduce us to calling upon God to tear the heavens and fix our failures and wickedness. If God comes down now to do justice, these same corrupt and evil people in power would try to hide and murder him again if they can.

If his children type online that 98% of naija men are r@pists online deniers will say including your father as if once a man has kids he suddenly becomes a saint.

At least insecurity allowance go increase

Nigerian hospitals are ill equiped to save lives. These govt people think that their money will buy them tickets to go abroad when necessary forgetting that some health challenges require instant and prompt intensive care. No time to book flight to UK and India.