₦airaland Forum

naijathings:
all this wahala, terms and conditions like when we were buying SIM card for over 30K.

Does anyone in this world marry simply because of Love anymore ? Or it is a matter of WHO GETS WHAT ?

How people be thinking of security and divorce while saying their marriage vows and signing papers.

I wonder o,for me I prefer a good old tradional marriage with ALL the rites carried out,white wedding will be for formality sake;because my parents will insist.Court marriage is a bloody NO.I'm a very traditional person and I feel blacks are quick to accept the white culture.I'll have a white wedding but I still think the most important thing is keeping my marriage.Wonder why an african woman will be thinking about the possibility of divorce will signing marriage papers...uwa mmebi!

Guliver:
seem u like badt guy,am a bad guy,I use 2 carry gun 2 skol

Lol...gun ke?

Godfullsam:
I didnt use school bag in secondary school

I only used school bags while in primary school.

I used folder in my secondary school days....

Ok

xender:
mine is G . we no dey carry bag we dey fold two notes for back pocket

Badt guy

Dan42:
What's naughty about F?

All the bad boys then in my school carry theirs that way.

glimpse33:
mine was F

Hmmm...naughty boy!

viickerz:
mine was f ... I rocked that style till s$1

You must have been very naughty

Mine was A and C

Just for fun,how did you carry your bag back then in secondary school?

brize:
Nnamdi Kanu intellectually dismantled Nigeria Daura Shoe Shiner (DSS). Lol they were preparing for physical war but the man was just talking about intellectual war.... Oya make una provide evidence for Treasonable Felony una just dey run around playing stopid game and shamefully disgracing your zoo judiciary... What a shame. Masqurade witness.. #Smh

Thanks...just joined the forum!

*In Aragon's voice* /Legolas what does your elf eyes see?/ *Me* /I forsee future banS!. Get ready bro...they're coming for ya!

Derailers continue...goodluck to both of you!

Cutehector:
The skinny one.

Y

Joelfinest:
Abeg were d jail dey??

Lol..y.ou wan go jail?

Eddygourdo:
my dear I can't wait for the flesh, would have vomited many times. The fat one has breast all over, you could form breasts on her Laps, stomach and from Wat am seeing there even cheeks sef

Lol

obiorathesubtle:
no vex oo.. Rev. Sis. Demi goddess

Lol...am nt any of that oo

Eddygourdo:
Definitely the fat one

The skinny gal can get flesh but for the fat one to slim ehn...

obiorathesubtle:
the fat one is preferable..



Ion wanna have sex with sth that looks set to die any second

See where your mind dey go?

halfricanadian:
Jail has comfort.

Abii...Ok o

cruzita:
I would rather kill myself than sentence myself to lifetime sorrow

Chai!...dont blame you tho

halfricanadian:
Jail it is

Kai!

LOVEGINO:
Dats d wonder of weed. No b 4 small children

Hmmm...talking from experience?

When you finally leave this hellhole plus APC change and you are in country you want.But to stay,you have to marry ASAP and the choice is between the two...who will you choose?

Serious sh!t!! but cant you tell the difference?? I dont know tho...

BlaqCoffee109:
TonyChristopher needs an igbo gal and accidentally I am not one... I presume you are one hottie and igbo too... BTW happy holidays

Ok...thanks anyway.

obiorathesubtle:
go chop joor

Lol...Ok

HateU2:
Iran okunrin lo n se asedanu

Please,what does that mean?

Tallesty1:
Monday babes.

Tall beautiful ladies.

Hmmm...Ok nah

obiorathesubtle:
show me your statistical report..


Women are more emotional, which makes em more moronic than their less emotional male counterparts.. .. Or do you not agree??


Apart from the spending.. Women top the dumb game with colossal points difference

Ok you win! but be grateful tho cuz if I weren't this hungry,I would've argued to the very end.

Tallesty1:
My mum will even gimme money if she see the kain babes I dey carry.

Lol...which kain babes sef?

obiorathesubtle:
goes both ways.. As the guys dy mumu for the girls, na so the girls dy mumu for the guys.. It isn't gender-based..


I can attest to the fact that guys do the dumbest things for females.. One idiot in my department drank sniper(industrial insecticide) because a girl broke his heart..




One girl(her boyfriend lives close to my friend.. Whom I visited on that fateful day).. She walked in on her boyfriend _fucking another girl(the cunnilingus session).. And she decided to stab herself.. The fool still hasn't recovered.. Funny thing, The guy's still _fucking random_pussys to the glory of his dick and no one dares ask him any questions..


So, you see.. They're lots of idiots out there.. Both sexes..

True sha...but guys do the dumbest things<my 1kobo opinion>

Most guys can attest to this.Really when you hear stories of what many guys have done for ladies,you go believe in jazz.Guys been doing crazy things for ladies since 930 BC.So guys have you ever felt like this,why and when?