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rawpadgin:
Demigoddess

Nah mister!...a Goddess cant have that head!!

pennytration:
Nah. I'm very sure Estharfabian doesn't have dis kinda head.

Hmmm...Ok

MrCork:
..your husssband!

Wow...but you know that husband will have to be you!

Monalisa185:
STFUAREYOUGOD

Hehehe

pennytration:
Never met any nlder b4, so can't say. Though I know my nl crush doesn't hav dis kinda head.

Lolzz...dont be so sure cuz some gals dey get this kain head o just that weavon dey cover am...if you jam her with mala or kodo then u go know

BreadandBeans:
Smellymouth !!

He's coming for you!

falconey:

farano

Hmmm...she go vex o

Lalast******

Today get as e be for romanceland,too many 'not so' interesting threads.So I propose we catch some fun before sleeping.Just for fun,name the moniker of a person(male or female) you think or feel has this shape of head.Know there aint nothing romantic about this but just do it for fun.No hard feelings tho'

Otooto Cee! Parapara Nwa!! Big Guy na Madrid!!! CR7 anyday,anytime...which one be justin??

SUPERPACK:
nonsense

Wow

Lol...gay marriage causes confusion...I dont blame the priest.

cardoctor:
None of the above. Somebody carried my books for me.

You no get hands?

Joelfinest:
beta pass

Ok oo

Lezzlie:
Any lady who insists on court marriage has got a scheme that doesn't include the hubby on the brighter side.

No girl insists on court marriage if the hubby is flat out broke or struggling.

If you check most homicide findings, in the West, you see couples kill couples either to acquire the estate or not having to pay for divorce and alimony settlements.


Back to Nigeria, every Nigerian woman is predisposed to fall victim to the sweet talk of thieving pastors, prophets, seers and fortune-tellers who tell her what she wants to hear.

Add that to the number of exes who can ignite her dying fires and you're looking at a potential disaster, once people start appreciating the benefits of court marriage.

You've said it all.

funmind:
That's an insult.... enough of it!

That was hardly an insult...

CuteMorriz:
was

Thank you sir! now please edit your post.

Lezzlie:
I'm telling you, me lady, after concluding traditional and religious marriage rites, and my wife's insists on statutory marriage, I'll get the goose bumps from suspicion and apprehension already.

Lolzz

Fairytales:
it's a male pretending to be female, go look at her his signature

Lol...thats a line from beyonce's song formation.

Fairytales:
Demigoddess I'm just playing with you, you seem to be amongst the few women who think that way though.

Better!

Fairytales:
hahaha, this one na man o

You think am a man because of what I typed?.Go through my posts and you will find out that am not like the average african female who is clueless and quick to accept senseless and ridiculous foreign culture and ideas.You will regret this post if I give you the opportunity of meeting me offline.Demi Goddess is an intelligent,traditional and superior breed of the female negro homo sapiens.Now run along...

naijathings:
*removes eyeglasses*

*in Pete Edochie's voice*

Young lady, Who are you ?

*Whispers* /I am _demigoddess/ Seriously I dont understand the question.

bigtt76:
Depending on the mood and hunger status, I did all

Abii...lolzz

BiafraBushBoy:
Sometimes I was thinking of how to dupe the conductor, so as not to pay Bus fare!!

So I just come down in a popular bus stop, where the crowd will be much, and I will sneak out or run away.... Without remembering I forgot my Bag. Till..... I have reach a far place!!
It happend Twice!!

The second Instance was that I slept, when I got to my bus stop, they woke me up. I just came down from the bus and started heading home!! Forgeting my Bag in the process!!

When I reached home, they handed me my nylon bag!!
Funny enuf, I didn't lose that one till SS3 when I started forming big boy!!

Life Hard then sha.....

Chineke mee...you are funny gaan!

amofum:
A-F each has its suitable condition, hunger, rain, feeling frosh, just tired, helping a babe, burnt trousers etc. Me use everything *covers face*

Hmmm...you are mighty funny!

lexaydfg:
Mine was z

Which is Z?

BiafraBushBoy:
Not funny na...

It is o buh what were you thinking all those times?

BiafraBushBoy:
I forgot my school bag in buses 3 three times!!!

My Papa now bought for me Sack Bag to be putting my books and going to school!!!

That is my little story.

Didn't have the Luxury of school bag for long!!

ROBFLMFAO!

Fairytales:
are you sure you are a female?

I am a female...any problem?

Lezzlie:
You're quite right.

Insisting on statutory marriage precludes the existence of trust and faith.

It negates the very principles on which marriage is built.

I have never endorsed statutory marriage and will never.

Very true and court marriage is even worse.I sure as hell wont agree if he tells me he wants a court marriage.As if he's envisioning disaster and a terrible ending from the beginning.

Eaa247:
Oga dikwa nma ka anyi buru kwanu ezigbo enyi! okwu gi na ama si m

Daalu nwoke oma.

Eaa247:
U r a true daughter of d soil!

Thank you...Abu m nwa nna m,nne m na-agba akaebe...lolz