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Romance › Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by DemiGoddess(f): 10:52am On Aug 10, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]My old handle, yes!

Why? [/color]

Ah! I know the moniker.

_Dklef and his blue fonts, should've known it's you!

Family › Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by DemiGoddess(op): 10:40am On Aug 10, 2016

lezz:
Number 2 funny enough to whittle down its horrors.

Majority of religious women have sadly made their husbands to be in a contention with their churches.

It's a sad reality of the age.

Number 5 is the worst I tell you.

Romance › Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by DemiGoddess(f): 10:36am On Aug 10, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Welcome back babes. We still have some of them roaming the whole place like herdsmen. And it's just a matter of when one is less busy before engaging them with light brawls.

I was merely using him to pass time, nothing serious. But he seemed to be in need of proper asś drilling, so I'd to E-fulfill his sexual cravings, at least.

He must be masturbating to that other riposte by now. Watch him come back for more as soon as he's done.
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Are you _Dklef?

Romance › Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by DemiGoddess(f): 10:29am On Aug 10, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Welcome back babes. We still have some of them roaming the whole place like herdsmen. And it's just a matter of when one is less busy before engaging them with light brawls.

I was using him to pass time, nothing serious. But he seemed to be in need of proper asś drilling, so I'd to E-fulfill his sexual cravings, at least.

He must be masturbating to that other riposte by now, dude will be back for more as soon as he's done.
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LOL! wankers everywhere.

Nice knowing you.
See you around then.

Family › 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by DemiGoddess(op): 9:55am On Aug 10, 2016

Traditional mother: Has traditional values and is not ipso facto diabolical rather a mother that understands the traditional role and place of a woman. Feminists mock her. She may or may not be the 'deeper life' christain but she's a moralist.

Christian mother: This category is tricky. Often attimes if not all, she's just the empty church goer with nothing to offer as a mother. Her group meeting is more important than her family. She's a failure.
Will spend eternity in the first level of hell with low-ranked demons.

Ideal mother: She almost perfect or safe to say, works towards perfection. Some say she's fictional.

Mother from babylon: She has the moral values of an earthworm.
Will spend eternity in the the last level of hell.

The transgendered: She's a barracuda turn feminist. She's a manbeater, sadist. She works 18hrs/day and her career is more important than her family.
Will spend eternity in a private suite with satan, to be served by high-ranked demons.

Cc
Lezz
Postmann

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Romance › Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by DemiGoddess(f): 8:47am On Aug 10, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Ha! Ha!

Good to have you watch as I sexually molest my son, stunchlord.

Please feel entertained [/color]

Been away for months and NL sure doesn't ever run out of idiots.

Happy you don't mind me watching and I hope this ends in an _orgy because the dunce is need of ripping apart literally.

And I'm well entertained.

Family › Re: 4 Categories Of Women & Their Views On Bride Price by DemiGoddess(f): 8:32am On Aug 10, 2016

lezz:
Yes it is.....I'll whisper their suspended sobriquet to you in the evening.
You're a Madridista? I am a Barcelonian

I shill show you the beauty of style and finesse not just in football but in penning.

Ah! looking forward to the evening.

Good morning!

Romance › Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by DemiGoddess(f): 8:00am On Aug 10, 2016

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Wow. You're improving baby.

Where do i hit you from, front or back? [/color]

[color=#808000]I like you already, this sure made my day.[/color]

Politics › Re: . by DemiGoddess(f): 7:39am On Aug 10, 2016

ANAKONDA:
Yes, a god to a herd of goats suitable for sacrifice. You are right.

Spoken by a demented old, not surprised.
As opposed to anakonda, a god to bunch of idiots.

Politics › Re: . by DemiGoddess(f): 7:29am On Aug 10, 2016

tsdarkside:
look dont be angry...he still betrayed his family.......this biafra thing is difficult.....

were you in 1960??...

how can yooouuuu judge now??...

he had no reasons to declare biafra,after his fathers agreed to be in a nigeria..

he betrayed his fathers....

buuuut..he is still a heroooo!!!!...he moved after seeing his beloved people,massakered in the nord...only a true hero does that!.

he supposed to have went after those that killed his people and not declaring biafra!!!...

His, my fathers agreed literally to Nigeria at gun point, they were threatened and blackmailed.

Declaring Biafra was the best decision, going after those that killed his people? This is the next most hilarious thing I've read after Buhari offered Germany help after the Berlin attack.

You should read and research the Nri episode.

Politics › Re: . by DemiGoddess(f): 12:22am On Aug 10, 2016

Simpletons insulting their betters.

Never was there a man as brave as Ojukwu, brave enough to risk his life and inheritance and prolly there'll never be any like him again.
Going through this thread has made me angry enough to bend horse-shoes.

The OP is obviously a butter-brain, throwing accusations without facts.
Odumegwu Ojukwu is a god and do well to remember that.

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Family › Re: 4 Categories Of Women & Their Views On Bride Price by DemiGoddess(f): 11:14pm On Aug 09, 2016

lezz:
Strange monikers? Old folks in new drapery, I tell you.

But you'll get used to them.

[color=#808000]Hope so...

It's another Madrid win, new silverware.[/color]

Family › Re: 4 Categories Of Women & Their Views On Bride Price by DemiGoddess(f): 8:00pm On Aug 09, 2016

lezz:
Hey!! It takes seeing to believing.

[color=#808000]Can't believe I'm here after nearly 4 months.
It feels like I'm new, strange monikers and all... [/color]

Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Every Nigerian Who Has Been Single Too Long Will Understand by DemiGoddess(f): 7:32pm On Aug 09, 2016

[color=#808000]Too many monikers I don't know...[/color]

Family › Re: 4 Categories Of Women & Their Views On Bride Price by DemiGoddess(f): 6:20pm On Aug 09, 2016

lezz:
Broda mi. I am honoured.

Here!

Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 9:52pm On Apr 13, 2016

joseph1832:
Sooo, I'm not patronizing you cos you neither give me business nor pleasure.

Kapisce.

Old man please bounce undecided

Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 6:19pm On Apr 13, 2016

Creamish:
Same way he chose to think I left her hubby free. The fact that he isn't mentioned now does not mean he is free. We are basically addressing the issue in the thread..the wife vs the mistress..

Don't mind him joor

His mention woke me from my beauty sleep tongue

Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 5:49pm On Apr 13, 2016

TheSociopath:
Feeling normal, you?

Same thank you.

Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 5:39pm On Apr 13, 2016

TheSociopath:
Hmmn... My fiery goddess

Howdy darling

Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 5:35pm On Apr 13, 2016

joseph1832:
Oh my, please know this, the only people I patronize are those who gives me business and pleasure.

So?

Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 5:20pm On Apr 13, 2016

joseph1832:
Hey calm down, no need to start issuing ultimatums. I reacted to what I saw, you should have understood that. Or was it explicitly written that you were speaking from the wife's point of view? I'm not clairvoyant I'll have you know.

Next time try not to sound patronising angry

Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 4:55pm On Apr 13, 2016*

joseph1832:
So if the lady is a slut_ what is the husband, Rambo?.

Nope.

He's a blasted son of a b!tch who deserves to die by chinese water torture.

I was writing from the wife's point of view and not the husband's which is pretty much obvious.

Did I ever glorify the man's ass?

So either you have problem understanding or you just trying to spite me.

Please don't ever get sarcastic with me again 'cause it never goes down well.

Thank you fine sir!

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Family › Re: A Concubine Should Not Be Made To Pay For The Sins Of A Cheating Spouse!!! by DemiGoddess(f): 12:10pm On Apr 13, 2016*

True talk Mimz...somehow sha

Honestly, if married women put just 10% of the energy they use in senselessly suspecting their husbands into paying attention to their hubby then, infidelity wouldn't be this common.
Why beat up the ~~slut~~ lady
Where were you?

Before he married you, you were probably doing something that attracted him, wearing clothes that drew him close, saying stuffs that quickened his breathing and after marrying you, you unceremoniously turned to a frigging withered hag!
And you are ranting 'cause another beat you at your game
Just go get your husband back.
Anyhow sha, a man who's gon' cheat, gon' cheat.

But what is a lady doing with a married man
God can't give me that hubby cause Amadioha never disappoints

I protect and guard what is mine reasonably jealously

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Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by DemiGoddess(f): 12:02pm On Apr 13, 2016

Lezzlie:
My heart or my bed?

A goddess doesn't give up so abruptly

Your expectancy of another knock won't be a hallucinatory when you hear it, goddess.

Try again

Romance › Re: Is Sex Love? by DemiGoddess(f): 11:56am On Apr 13, 2016

Depends... undecided

Romance › Re: The Moment U Tell An Igbo Gal That U Love Her by DemiGoddess(f): 11:32am On Apr 13, 2016

Festivalofholi:
Demigoddess how far. U don 4get me. Y na?

Bye bye

Romance › Re: The Moment U Tell An Igbo Gal That U Love Her by DemiGoddess(f): 11:13am On Apr 13, 2016

Festivalofholi:
Sweetheart you know u quoted her first, so u owe her an apology. Besides dis is a faceless forum, we shuldn't take things too serious. Pple may not even mean wot they say.

Seriously

Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by DemiGoddess(f): 10:58am On Apr 13, 2016

Lezzlie:
What ever measures you seem necessary , babe.

Come to me when you're done!

Didn't you ~~hear~~ read ?

Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by DemiGoddess(f): 10:22am On Apr 13, 2016

mimzy:
lolz. ion wana share ooo

I don't even want him again.

Lezzlie I'm leaving you.

Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by DemiGoddess(f): 8:42am On Apr 13, 2016

Lezzlie:
Two knocks no answer

One for lullaby
The other for appeasement

That was your punishment. lipsrsealed

You knocked again as the sun rose but she was attending to some feminine matters.

Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by DemiGoddess(f): 8:22am On Apr 13, 2016

Lezzlie:
Lovelorn? But you seemed more angry than Lovelorn!

The latter often attimes spurs anger.

But you seriously don't believe I was angry?

Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by DemiGoddess(f): 7:58am On Apr 13, 2016

Lezzlie:
Good morning, Sunshine!
How was your sleep?

Was feeling lovelorn undecided

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