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why now . that's too much. make dem talk last price now

chaii . driver turn I no dey go elegushi again. let's go to silverbird cinema

onosprince:
Oyedepo abeg borrow me key make i open d gates of hell for my wife for jus 5 mins

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. guy u dey kolo ooo. u go quickly borrow key from oyedepo d gatekeeper

I'm really looking for a val. teamsingle

Collynzo419:
Of course the PDP will hail an arrangement formulated by them, outsourced to the military and implemented by Inec

Unfortunately for them, their joy will be short-lived. The new election date is just round the corner.

They can delay the change but they cannot deny Nigerians the opportunity to vote-eventually. The most important part of it is that the world is watching.

Oga collynzo419 which one u dey now. i ve always known u to b a gej and PDP supporter.

MightyD:
Big big forge,
If buhari can forge certificate that means His teams can forge anything' hahahahaha

mumu. they forged Jonathan's voice on TV? now that election is here all he said in the past is now forged. hypocrite

josh21:
SALOi. I refused to be brainwashed too my brother, GEJ till 2019.

ur brain is already washed. now ur skull is clean and empty. GEJ robot. u av only one vote. that will only amount to Jonathan's 2nd place, and 2nd no get prize for presidential contest. sorry

all these NFC rubbish. its working , its not working. abeg bone that thing. na scope to collect our money . just download flash share or xender if u wan share files for real. NFC ko NFS ni

Donmarrius:
[s][/s]Ara gbachiekwa gi nti,anu mpama.
Don't worry,you go know at when the time comes

u mean when u burn your village where u and your father hail from. goodluck to u any ur people will jona tan.

Donmarrius:
[/b]Similar cases and worst ones,abounds in all APC states,especially Lagos.
[b] Geja's integrity is in question,and he must go,or we are ready to burn down this country

ho burn ur papa house. see as e dey talk senselessly.
we go burn down this country.
na ur papa get am?
anuofia
isi ewu.
empty headed f.ool

scribble:
Postpone it if you're not prepared now Mr. Jega.

They're all cut from the same cloth.

Nigerians be wise.

They want to bully Jonathan.

It's not going to be easy.

because Gej na small pikin abi. all those him fake smile and deceiving innocent face na old trick.


sai buhari.

Amazo:
Jonah passes to Muazu, who tries to dribble Saraki but is dispossessed. Saraki passes to Rochas, he dribbles Mark, out runs Clark, then connects to Fashola. What a scintillating move Fashola does, dribbles Akpabio and Sambo, passes to Atiku who does a quick one-two pass with Tambuwal, Suswam and Mimiko make a reckless slide tackle but Tambuwal sneaks the ball through with a overhead lob to Oshiomole, he dribbles Jonah, dribbles Jonah again, and again till Jonah falls down in confusion. Okonjo steps in with a butt tackle but Oshiomole's .b.o.n.er blocks her big butt and he slides it in through her legs to Osinbajo and he dribbles Obanikoro with a leg over push forward but his shirt is pulled tight and he sneaks a pass to Buhari whilst the referee waves for play to continue despite the fragrant infringement. Buhari dribbles Madueke, and for a woman with Big eyes the crowd yelled "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh" because she didn't see the dribble coming. And Buhari dribbles her again and again till her pants fall down. Jonah rushes to the rescue but Buhari was just too much. Standing face to face, buhari says I will use dribble to spell your name. Jonah says never! Jonah goes in for the tackle, buhari dribbles and the crowd yells "J"; tries again but Buhari slides it through his legs for the "O"; Jonah slides in but Buhari pulls out to the left and "N"; Jonah scissors kicks but buhari frog leaps the ball for "A", Buhari pauses his run, joggling the ball. Jonah rushes in like Lastma trying to frame up a motorist but Buhari joggles the ball over his head and get a loud "T"; Jonah tries again but Buhari slides past on the right for a "H". Everyone can't believe it, jonah is so helpless, Muazu tries to help but Buhari takes the ball over his shoulder and controls it on his laps, then does a flip down and slides it to the left past Fayose, Mimiko and Akpabio. Jonah rushes in again and Buhari dribbles him with a rolling dribble and the crowd erupts like a volcano yelling "A". Jonah makes one final desperate attempt to dispossess Buhari who is now at the edge of the eighteen-yard box gunning for goal. Buhari with the ball dribbles left, then right and pushes it through Jonah's balls who then stumbles yakata as a result of over-dribbling and a Tsunami of voices rips the stadium apart as the crowd screams "Nnnnnnnnnn". Buhari is now one-on-one with Patience who yells "my fellow widowers please comes and saving me before the balls entering the netter and all dinz people are shouted "his a goals". But even that tactical grammar assault couldn't stop Buhari, who dribbled Patience so bad she falls in tears screaming "all diz dribble u are dribbling...chai, diaris god ooooo". And Buhari blasts a shot into the net for the winning goal. The stadium explodes with jubilation as APC wins the match.

THE END!!!

guy u get craze for head o. I no fit laff finish. this ur commentary funny die.

I dey carry APC win handicap 2. Cos d match will end up to b pdp 1-5 APC.

otijah:
After 90Mins
PDP 3
APC 1

when u deceive itself finish let us know. That match go enter extra time if at all gej perform well.

fashola biko. watch out for snipers . this kind of campaign with crowd so close is dangerous.
look out for snipers I repeat. especially on the day before February 14. Friday the 13th.





if u think say I wrong. ask Therock5555

APC for life.
let me hear u say Sai buhari.
can't wait , febuhari 14 on my mind.
let's vote out PDP. enough is enough.
loading my APC recharge card...

Hotie

tosyne2much:
it's not easy jawe my broda.. Thanks anyway... Oooyah modify your post and add yours jhor

oya make I add.
what of those that don't carry expo in , but d best expo carrier of d class is their friend. they just sit close to him and benefit from his expo. indirect usage.
there is also 2nd hand expo. "bros abeg when u finish pass am", this kind of expo is discovered right in d exam Hall.
there is mass expo, where 90% of d class will wait for d invigilator to move out. see as people go rush go their bag way dem drop for front of class open book sharp sharp.

Truckpusher:
Apparently you have no idea what would follow if Jonathan is bombed.

truckpusher u Don buy your gun? daft gej robot

u fit sell cigar? gain they there but people no know.
if you want to know how to go about it quote me

I just passed by this pure water vehicle around sango area and saw this. I was now wondering if eedris Abdul kareem has moved to sachet water (pure water) manufacturing business since he's no more making wave in music.

is that all. what of dbanj and durella. 2face and Jo el
aki and pawpaw
M.I and Kendrick Lamar
ill bliss and B.I.G
iyanya and 50 cent.






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firstEVA:
pls that lady does not look like Genevieve.

you are right.

lavivifubs:
I just realised that the PVCs are available for collection. But people are not going to their various local government areas or collection centres to collect them. The way people talk as if the PVCs were not being distributed almost made me not to make efforts. But I summons up efforts to collect mine and I realised that it took me less than 5 minutes for mine to be brought out for me. Do you know what, I saw many bundles of PVCs waiting to be collected. People cry foul in the absence of one.

. I've made all effort to get this PVC all in vain. I registered last 4 years and d laminated paper voters card they gave me then has destroyed, where I registered close to my house in Ikotun Lagos. dem no see my name for list. how I go take get PVC now. I tire for this country o. oya tell me where to go now, and I will go tomorrow

DaGC:
Not if you are supposed to be at work, or have other engagements.

Well, I have mine and hope other Nigerians who havent gotten theirs make efforts to get their own.

see my brother. I've made all effort to get this PVC all in vain. I registered last 4 years and d laminated paper voters card they gave me then has destroyed, where I registered close to my house in Ikotun Lagos. dem no see my name for list. how I go take get PVC now. I tire for this country o

how much plss. this phone fine die

Jerryolumide:
kill urslf first

too harsh na

Damite2ky:
Please I've changed my imei to that of BlackBerry's ....pls what's the next step after sending 'COMONTH ' . do I need to subscribe from a BB phone?

u can also subscribe from ur phone. By sending Comonth. Remove ur battery and put it in back after an hour to activate the subscription

I know about it, cos I've watched d video of it on YouTube. so where is your shop so we can come and print. u just dey lie anyhow for topic, I no know where u see am for naija?

so u no know say mosquitos dey use condom.