spare me the crap mr lai Mohamed, didn't $2bn go missing during his regime? what experience are you talking about? out of 180million you couldn't find one just one person to lead that ministry. it's not like age is on buhari's to the nation and pet ministry. my business is crumbling due to his stringent rule

even the owners of apple won't buy it for their kids

oga commissioner vp, you never start one, you de enter another promise

op you are right but if the situation is too hard na to go kenya, South Africa, cape verde or any other country to find wife

gabinogem:
If I be one of the girls I for tell u make we take drop go then later when coming back u go check on the car... I for see how u for do by that time.

hahaha! taxi de hardly pass that side

i was forming like I'm a big boy with ego cause she was in the uk when she returned, we arranged to meet up walai ego no de at all so from one story of posting to other till i exhausted all lies that we had to meet up still ego no de. so i drove down to her place, unfortunately the female friend that introduced us was with her(my heart broke) no money for one na two con show up... they were all dressed up n ready to groove. the friend then shouted "me I'm hungry for pizza o! " in my mind i was thinking and cursing myself "who send me come here" so i excused myself and made a sharp call before we started the journey.. when i came back, i started driving and told em let me reach the mech first to check my car. after spending like 25mins to reach the mechanic workshop, i had already call mech to form one bogus problem when he's checking the car.. the mech came checked the car, went under, open bonnet and was like "ah! oga thank God you come now o! your brake don bad, tyroid no good even some fluids don finish and i was like "guy! you no go waste time to fix all these abi? " he was like yes! i walked to the girls begged dem to be patient(deep down i knew i nothing was wrong with the car and the car won't move an inch from there) from 2pm till 6pm we de mech shop, after my actor mechanic waste our time, i took dem back to their house and sincerely apologised that it wasn't my fault

MrsPhyno:

Haba
Really? Boring?

yess they are lol. they are always serious about life, poor social life, expert in monosyllabic response but great conversationist when in need,they are mostly introverts.... i could go on and on my dear.

what about shishaa morgan?

what about rivers state?

Mrsphyno YOU LIE!!!!!! female doctors are one most boring set of people I've met

#teamvirgin. we call them temptation

akpororo your head don burn

iyanya bring back my 400k ooo

but his father's shrine sells igbo? is that legal? what if we start cursing out places where igbo can be given? oga seun face yaaaaa work o

18) learn to bend the law but don't attempt to break it

she looks old probably 35 maybe its the makeup

osibanjo the door man...

oboy3:
i got 750 naira for 1GB and 750naira worth of calls but last for one week only,wetin i wan take am do?one week ke

i got 1gb but no 750 worth of calls o! i tried to call since no way, +mtn na tif shaa 750✖4=3000

*looks boxer* guy e don tay you commot from my waist o

my commandant

oga governor you lie, this isn't the first time your security harass a citizen

nowadays women are more concerned about how their body looks than taking care of the kid

this one go help the economy? if not *yawns* bubu appoint ministers

baba no de feed us bobo juice, amboda never do anything except witch hunting fash. the only governors I'm proud of after 100 days are tambunwal and wike. the rest de drink ogogoro

like seriously op do you really need an answer to this? it's asking micheal jackson and tpain who's more talented?

even as a south south man, i know this fact. Even with all the machineries obj couldn't win lagos.

voicemail

youngice:
marriage therapist and counsellor
With the way in which couples are getting divorced and adopting the single parent mentality.
This is one career that will guarantee you big bucks even as we speak all you need is alot of divorced friends and hold digging physcos and your Made

psychiatrist and psychologist
With the rate at which old men are defiling minors ,this profession is on the threshold of becoming the most important in Nigeria
The latter will identify the problem and the former will cure it , moreover the spate of events that makes men Interested in men and likewise women will ensure that these individuals will perpetually be smiling to the bank

you took the words out of my mouth bro, nigerians deal with a lot of mental issues