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icefish: Greatest UNIBEN student.......

I feel you. We rock jare

Just mk sure u're on the first page of the new house, else u won't forgive ursef

ayobase: While shopping and preparing for camp, there are some vital things one has to put into consideration.
Since u r privy to dis info, u wont have any reason to take unnecessary items to the camp.
The DON'Ts.
-Don't go with heavy luggage, our ladies o!
The first day could be demanding jumping from okada to another with luggage trailing behind.make it light as possible to help urself.
-Do not go with muftis. U wldnt be allowed to put on any other cloth besides the NYSC kits given to u.
-Endeavour not go with laptop, samsung gallery and d likes of expensive gadgets for security reason. U can always go get them when on ur primary assignment.
-No point buying bucket or jerry can from home.They are sold at mami market at affordable rates.

THE DOs.
- Start asking pple abt the place u r being posted to in case u r not too conversant with d place.
-Make sure u travel as early as possible to avoid unforseen delaying circumstances.
-Travel as light as possible.
-Do obey by camp rules.....believe me, many funs to be experienced.Avoid avoidable harassments from the soldiers.

NEEDED ITEMS:
-Try get 2 extra white shorts to complement the ones given at camp.u might be surprise to see some too tight or to big. And due to well endowed butts, some might get torn.
-2 white T-shirts shld be considered also.
-U can also get an extra white canvas...u will surely wash it, having a substitute is always better!
-Waist bag: Do try to get one before coming to camp, or else u will get it at exorbitant price at mami market.
Its a must for every corper to have one.UNDISPUTABLE!
-Food flask is essential.Its usage can be expatiated.
-Mosquito net.
-If u wanna enjoy d camp, go along with plenty of cash if possible.
-Take along pen&biro since series of organizations and individuals will be coming around to give lectures.

REQUIREMENTS FOR REGISTRATION.
- Your final year school ID card.
-Notification of result by your higher institution (original and photocopies).
-Four passport photographs....u can take more than four to be on d safer side.
-Call up letter (original and photocopies)

Its better u make sure u have photocopies of ur documents, because u will be asked to go for various signatures.
U will be sent back home, if any of those requirements is missing. BE CAREFUL!
Ur state code will be given to u as soon as u r done with registration. With ur code, u get accomodation inter alia.
God Bless Us All!

Thnks bro.

I've chosen my room already in the new house. Meet moi there

[quote author=T.stone]Good job Boss 9-zeros. Am always @ your back sire! Is odunnu the moderator or seun?[/quote]Seun owns Nairaland, but he has several moderators helping him take care of the several threads. They are all on his payroll, I believe.
Welcome everybody to our new house. But I was thnkin we could hit page 200 b4 packing out.

Loskee: hello people... sending my shoutouts for the day...
to the boss 9-zeros, okoya, t.stone, dennisbee, kinnad, moshoodn, abbasufi, ezemarcel, nasty22, odicowest, luvola, nell07, naijaobi, ujchief, fluid26 [e don tey small shaa], teteyaks, bukkylois [how are you in jos today dear, GOD is on your side], shygal [she don dey scarce fa!], babycutey, sigbagbagba , bj88 [anoda scarcing chic], take care of yourselves and make the countdown all worthwhile...

got a lot of stuff to do today so... catch y'all later!
peace all!

Thnks dear. Have a great day ahead

[quote author=T.stone]Nice one nell. Please tell them!!![/quote]Tht was Okoya na, not Nell. Lol. I guess u're already used to Nell's write-up. A good writer he is!

At last! Na wah for una sha. I left this thread @ page 123 jst 4 days ago, only to come back and its 175. Tht wasn't funny @ all.
Anyway, thnk God I'm now on same page wt you guys. I thnk I learnt my lesson. Henceforth, its me and this thread oohh. I no go leave am again. Lol

naijaobi: DO YOU ALSO KNOW THAT: When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye; It's happiness. If it's from the left, It's pain.

I dnt bliv you jare

Okoya: Ms_Steph(f), dennisbee(m), luvola(m), flairlady(f), 9-zeros(m), Cabme(m)
Ms_steph Na Wa 4 u oooo
U left ur guy here for dis long...... Tooo bad
Flairlady, too busy to participate
Luvola, still on page 120... God help u
Dennisbee, u be spy?
Cabme, I see u
9, honorable chairman, hope say u no dey eye bukkylois ?

I no be spy oohh. I'm trying to cover up 43 pages I missed in 3days

bukkylois: Dt was d first thing I put in my bag

Hw much did you get the net?

A hospital building currently under construction in Benin City has collapsed.
The building came down at about 4pm on Monday while construction workers were still on site.
Three persons are believed to be trapped under the rubble.
It is not yet clear what led to the collapse.
Rescue workers are trying to bring out the trapped victims, including an expatriate.
Top government officials in the state, led by the deputy governor, Dr. Pius Odubu, are supervising the rescue operation.




http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news-update/48983-hospital-building-collapses-in-edo.html

odicowest: Gud morning all,thank God we re alive in the land of the living.i wish all stress free week as we continue counting down to the wembly final.pls i think we should over look that DIG Talk becos he was thought about this martial arts of a thing yet he stil go around with escot wel armed.what stop him relocating his office to maidugry.rubish!

Frm the DG's speech I perceive there'll be no exception for any state oohh. Tht is, EVERY state must get corpers, just tht it may be reduced in SOME volatile states. Cnt they jst write those Northern states off??! God help your children oohh.

Moshood, its not yet 7am buh I couldn't help but drop this info here oohh. Pls you guys shld read this interview of NYSC DG and tell me wht ya thnk.
*mk tht DG do well oohh#

https://www.nairaland.com/954160/nysc-members-now-posted-only

norilicious: ...

hehehe...i love forbidden friuts..

*phone drops on the floor**

norilicious: ..
shud hv been my greetins...cs i can see sm ppl r nt smilin...sorry for d ommissions though..kudos nice one...

Thnk God you knw

Pls is it true tht we'll get our 1st month allowee in camp b4 we leave? Abeg mk una confirm this gist oohh. I rily need tht Doe!

norilicious: smtn dey 2.1...while searchin for a job u will gt to knw dt fact..2.2 is nt bad o..bt sm companies n firms dnt go below 2.1..evrytn is Gods grace sha...shygal u r really nt shy..so u luv 9 dt much?? dnt worry i wnt interfere..am female though..a very sexy one at dt..*winks*..bt dnt worry am nt here to pt assunda..wud hv loved uncle T bt hw cn one lov an uncle like dt?? gt my eyes on kinnad or naijaobi..heheeheh

Babe, 2.1 students still many for street oohh wthout jobs. Many don vex ‎​​go bck to sch for Masters since their 2.1 don lose "value"

odicowest: nna rapu ndi onyokomita ahu.kee ncha bu omo kwanu?

My Anambra nigga, e be like you be the first to on this thread to ‎​​go indigenous all the way! Even bros 9 capped his wt English. Joor oohh. You're rily repping where u're frm. Buh careful mk others no follow suit, cos if I drop mine nobody go understand any thn oohh. Hahahahahaha

Shygal: u like him or d thread? Wait...are u a m or f? 9 is mine o, stop d liking! If ur a male am safe, female?...speechless

Why do you thnk if he's a male you're safe??! No believe that anti-homosexuality law wey una National Assembly pass oohh. Thns still dey happen.
#abeg dnt misquote me oohh. ℓ̊ didn't say anything##

odicowest: Pls boss 9-zeros, pls help me found out wat grade Obasanjo,WOLE soyinka,festus kiayamo,TINUBU,ORJI UZO KANU graduated wit.so to calm this 2.1 people down becos i came out wit 2.2 and am hapy wit it and i like anythng double.ok am waiting for d result

Bros, to me nothn dey 2.1. Those wt 2.1 were only jst a little bit more serious than us wt 2.2. Whn I was in sch I didn't do most assignments, and tests. Most times I relied only on exams. This was because I had other engagements. I buckled up in my final year.
If I was serious wt studies I dnt see wht would hv stopped me frm getting my 2.1. I'm comfortable wt my 2.2 jare. The true test of knowledge is in the field!
I still get calls of undergraduates in my dept wanting me to cm gv them tutorials, and na 2.2 student I be oohh.

odicowest: hahaha gues u re lukn at my spelling right?my dear wat mattas is weda d reciever of d information decode d information u re passing across weda by american english or britsh english,atleast yaradua,sanusi,GEJ Wife are up dia wit dia.pround being anambarian

So Sigba was right after all. You're rily frm Anambra. Sigba, you be witch? Hw you tk knw? Chai! Lol

nitrogen: O.k, i saw this late.

I thot you were going to contest wt the Linguist! I presented a seminar on CyberLanguage in my 300level where I dealt extensively wt these terminlogies. *winks

kinnad: So i thought shy,but it dsnt correlate with the sentences i often see it used in

The more reason I said its Contextual! Meaning is gotten frm its context.

Shygal: btw is between...

Also means, "by the way". Its semantic import is highly contextual.

Shygal: btw is between...

Btw = but then wait. Consult the Linguist whn in doubt of any language, especially CyberLanguage. *winks

nell07: Na wa o..
I just wake up now come dey hear say one man for my street don commit SUICIDE....
Make una ask why.
BECAUSE D MAN NO GET JOB & him WIFE COME DEY YAB AM SAY NA SHE DEY BRING MONI FOR HOUSE..... E be like d thing don too pain ma guy na, him come decide to take d easy way awt. Smh. Wat a pity.
So my dear sisters... Abeg make una mind how una talk to any bobo o, especially if d talk go affect him ego.

I bet dis woman had no idea how much her remark hurt her husband. Poor her.
Their house don turn TOURIST CENTER FOR DIS KAIN SUNDAY MORNIN..

But dat one no go stop me from saying ''GOOD MORNING TO MA PIPO''::I HAIL UNA:
if u dey go church.. Make u pray for me o

The man is an eediot! Tht one reach to commit suicide? If we're to tk to heart the thns wey babes don tell us then all of us for don commit suicides since na. Mtchewwwwwwwww.

sigba: Eh ya, just seeing this. I later dozed off.
Morning sweeties, hope y'all slept wella. Preparing for church, we'll talk lerra.

Ok. I thot as much. I had a great time in church anyway. Hope you did too?!

sigba: My dear, i slept quite early, just woke up and could'nt go back to sleep.

If u're still awake we could hv a chat. Wht do you thnk?

sigba: Lol. Thanks bro. It's not our fault, it's our default setting.

Babe, you neva sleep? Wht r you doing?

nell07: gdnyt sis...
Hope sai na sleep u dey go sleep tru tru sha. Cos i know sai plenti ppl don alredi go meeting
i know sai u no follow. Sleep well

‎​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

Shygal: oooops! Physics

This no be physics @ all oohh. Shygal, abeg come borrow my linguistic eyes to evaluate the deep structure of tht syntactic construction.
Maybe you shld ‎​​go thru it again oohh. Lol.
*and pls dnt say I hv a corrupt mind. Hahahahahaha