Hello house. Good afternoon

Pls isn't it possible to replace shaft seal?
The car leaks oil. Mechanic said it's the shaft seal. He has replaced it but it still leaks.

Abi na him no sabi do am??
It's a Ford Edge

I need help pls.
I'm in Benin

Wildkat02:


The truth is that boat cruise was an illegal activity they embarked on and neither was it certified but the NIMSA board organizing the whole thing. If not, every safety precaution would have been met. Ever wondered why it’s only a few students that embarked on the voyage?



Those students are the heady ones who just strayed away for a different type of fun. From the news up there, NIMSA organized a better social activity which was the visiting of the Slave History Museum, which would benefit the students more intellectually and not a dangerous boat cruise.

Very correct.

Some time last year or so, my office embarked on a similar excursion to this same Marina Resort in Calabar. We went there to see the Slave Museum. That was the essence!

But myself and a few other colleagues thought it fun to experience a boat ride across to one island like that to see crocodiles, etc.

We wore life jackets. It is mandatory for everyone in the boat to wear it. The boat guys won't allow you in if you're not wearing it. So I believe they all wore life jackets.

The question now would be, where their life jackets functional? Where they expired? I'm even scared reading this story cos I'm imagining that it could have been us at the time. And tht thing I wore that I thought could save me could have just been some empty cloak.

Although our boat was just going at a slow pace. I insisted on no speeding sha.

Thank God for life.

Henceforth I will run FARRRR from anything water. I no just fit shout

News reaching me says that a catholic church in Owo, Ondo state has just been bombed and gunmen shooting worshippers.

Very sad.

sunnx:
You go smile tire to customer in other to be tip but remember when you're getting this tip, remember the day of shortage because your T.O will not send you, h/she will just debit you. Teller job favours ladies at most but guys there struggle for survival but alot of experience is there to be learn but ensure you trust non of your colleagues and never leave your system open and cubicle. Also any money vaulted out for you by your T.O verify it well before accepting and signing for it because sometimes, a huge manipulation happen inside vault especially during daily opening balance and night closing balance. Bank job sweet when you don't have issue. Less I forget, verify all check very well before paying out. Note CBN CAC do short, like I said verify cash given to you before signing for acceptance. #50k is poor but soon it will be increased. Banking job is sweet but ashawo full inside.

CBN CAC does not have shortage. That's a false report pls.

If there's any shortage then the pilfering would have been done in transit from the cbn to the particular dmb centre.

Even as obsolete as cad, it doesnt have shortage. Pls report accurately.

@op congratulations on your offer.if you have interest in banking please go for the job.

This is serious.

Ovaltine:
June 2018: Mum called me and told me kid sis needed 10k to collect original WAEC results. I sent it to sisi without calling her and just a week after Mum called to ask if I sent the money.
Kid sis received alert and used it to do seed to church. Same Christ Embassy.
She claimed I didnt tell her its for WAEC. No p. We forgot about it and mum sent her another 10k.

November 2019: Dad sent 80k to kid sis to upgrade her apartment as per 300l things and the need to live more comfortably and closer to school. She demanded the sum and gave the above reasons.

December 2019: I checked in on her and whined her about her upgrade. I added a sum of money. As usual.

Our uncle checked in with her too with 10k as she claimed so many things need to be purchased.

I checked in with her again and asked about the new house. She said she has paid and I asked her for the receipt. She cooked up a story. Later discovered it was a lie.

January, 2020:
A family member traveled to Uniben and needed a place just for a night. Mum adviced her to lodge with kid sis.
That was where asiri tu. There is no new house.

After a lot of scolding. She confessed to have used the entire money to seed to her church. Christ Embassy.
Her rent was due in 1 month. Which kain wahala.

Afira! Mum landed in Benin next day and went straight to GTB and ordered for sis Bank statement. Armed with that, sis confessed to everything.

Ladies and gentlemen, she has been seeding half of all the money we (we plenty o) have been sending to her since her 100 level.

So I asked her to tell me what the pastor said when they received her 100k+ on the alter and if they did not ask her where the money came from. She said they didn't.

Same day, Mum went to that church. Without army tho. The pastor came out and said the money has gone to God and cannot be refunded.

My uncle adviced mum to use legal action but she disagreed as per we're Christians too and 100k not worth the effort. Esha lo ba de. Also, they change pastors almost yearly and this one doesn't have knowledge of ther seed history in previous years.


So where I am surprised is the level at which a church of God can indoctrinate their member to sow seed by all means. For my kid sis to perform lies, trying to cover up her tracks all in the name of seeding and also ignoring her rent expiration ; shows a terrible flaw in that organisation calling themselves a church.

One day. She was writing exams and called to ask for money. I briefed her of how every church during my school days do share candle, spaghetti, indomie, pen and light foodstuff to members during exams. I asked her why her dear Church doesn't do that. She dismissed the conversation like a JW who was asked about the mansions in heaven.

Finally, she actually sold many of the things in her room and personal items. Including a highend curved LG I got for her from overseas. She sold them to raise funds for seeds.

To me, I feel its like a cult or being under mental influence as she refuse to leave the church after a direct order by all member of the family.

Christians, watch and pray.

There are 18 housemates in tht house, how come they're showing us abt 3 housemates sleeping for the past 30 mins. Where are the rest?? What are they doing?? Don't we deserve to know?

And since it's prerecorded, they show us only what they want us to see, yet they expect us to vote.

I'm not wasting my time voting for any rubbish.

They think we are fools

It's not a live show!

Its not a bad idea to use more than 1 body spray or perfumes.
I do too, and it's to have a composition of different smells. That way one can hardly tell what you're wearing.

tenderheart:
Save can also be a noun...
Both words are very tricky in their usage.

Save is a verb.
But if u think otherwise could u pls help with a sentence where it functions as a noun? We're all learning

dominique:
Another miss from Ebuka. I'm not getting that black sash falling down his collar. Completely ruined the outfit. All these oversabi designers need to keep things simple jare.

Same thought here. But what do I know about fashion??

ibkayee:

I'm not surprised

Seriously, thts my kinda girl. See ehn, all guys cheat. It doesn't stop them from loving you joor. Her man could just be watching this and then he would just make tht BIG decision to stop cheating. E nor easy joor

ibkayee:
Oh ok, Jackye just said she's a virgin

She meant she is a virgin, unto say she never experience more than one bf. She doesn't mean she hasn't had sex.

ibkayee:
Surprised Jackye has this kind of mindset, she's one of those serial cheat enablers

She actually makes alot of sense.
I like her

Where is Alex? I think she angrily went into hiding cos of Tobi

laudate:

No madam, you are the one that needs to do more research. Please go and talk to Nembe elders. Don't make assumptions here. It goes beyond giving gifts to the bride's mother. Remember, I also mentioned matrilineal succession and customs. If a society is patrilineal, wouldn't inheritance customs be based on the father's lineage? Why then does the mother's lineage feature so strongly in Nembe culture?

Erm, I didn't want to post anything on this issue, but just keep reading like I usually do. But I just couldn't hold it on this one.
Matrilineal succession in Nembe has to do with inheritance. It has got absolutely nothing to do with marriages. Traditional marriages in Nembe is patrilineal(or whatever you call it). The father remains the head of the house, and he is the one that gives his daughter out in marriage according to his customs and tradition. It is DIFFERENT from Matrilineal SUCCESSION, which is a different topic entirely as the later relates to mode of inheritance. Thank you

I know I saw Timaya yesterday, Delta state speaker, house of Assembly. Sen Dino Melaye, etc. They literarily shut down Benin City yesterday. The road on which the reception held had never ever witnessed such a shut down of vehicular movement due to an event. Wedding reception wey start by 4.30pm - 5pm running into 9pm-10pm. Those couple get mouth sha. Car Souvenirs were just the highlights, lets not talk abt other 'small' Souvenirs like generators, TV sets,small fridges. See soldiers dey pack Souvenirs enter hilux like say na cartons of pure water. Lol.
Don't mess with Ijaws when it comes to money spending!

morbeta:
Kenneth you are seeing, is Tompolo's man Friday and he is a million times wealthier than 20 Ayiri's............take this to bank. he is not the noisy type and has class. This is his very first media appearance.

I agree with you.. I was at the wedding.

Very funny. So this shit is not peculiar to Naija only. Na wah

Nigerians! Smart people. Bypassing is a sin ooh. Lol

President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the appointments of Ambassador Arab Yadam from Plateau State as Acting DG of Nigeria Intelligence Agency and Dr. Habibat Lawal from Bauchi State to act as the Secretary to the Government of the Federation.

This came less than 24 hours that the president fired the former SGF, Babachir Lawal and the Director General of the NIA, Ambassador Ayo Oke.


http://silverbirdtv.com/politics/15245-buhari-appoints-acting-sgf-dg-nia

Instead of them to employ the services of a professional, dem go dey rely on quacks to handle their website. And I know they have pocketed several billions for this recruitment oo. Naija, I hail.

nkakp:
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Pennywise:


Bigger and older than Lixbor.

It's definitely motel Benin Plaza. Thts an institution for hotels, but they've gone down the drain.

hollas2jnr:

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Thanks. Just received it

hollas2jnr:

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Wow! It's been a while tht a thread on nairaland would get me thrilled and informed. I may not be conversant with medical jargons, but I think I clearly understand @BiafranNigerian's thoughts on healthy living. Wow! So interesting and informative. Thanks for the information. And yes, I agree tht most diseases we face are mostly self induced. Intake of meats can be harmful. I know that. But we can't avoid it. Well, we can, but it's DIFFICULT!
I also garnered some knowledge on the use of body Cream. We just buy cream without testing our skin first, and checking the composition of the cream to know if it's what our skin needs. 80% of Nigerians are guilty of this. What an INTERESTING and INFORMATIVE thread!

SylarsMcQuins:


You have a very big problem....

You're so right. She has a veerrryyy BIG problem. If men were God

ubcandid:


EVEN IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH YOUR EARLIER STANCE THAT THEY CUT 20 PERSONS PER DAY AT THE RATE OF 200, BUT LET ME TAKE 300.
300 X 20 X 30DAYS = #180,000

THE BARBER WOULD AT "MOST" MAKE #180,000. I WANT TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT TO HAVE THIS IN BULK SUM IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THE BARBER CANT SET THE MONEY ASIDE TILL THE MONTH END SINCE THIS IS HIS SOURCE OF INCOME AND HE WOULD BE MAKING MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES.

FOR HIM TO CUT 20 PEOPLE PER DAY FOR A FULL MONTH, SIMPLY MEANS HE NEEDS TO HAVE AT LEAST A STAFF WHOSE SALARY SHOULD BE LETS SAY #10,OO0 PER MONTH

HE NEEDS TO SERVICE & STERILIZE AT LEAST 3 CLIPPERS, BUY SPIRIT, POWDER FOR THE MONTH, AND MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES FOR THE CLEANING THE SHOP AND TOOLS HE WORKS WITH...THIS SHOULD GULP NOTHING LESS THAN #6,000.

AS FAR AS NIGERIAN IS CONCERNED, AND AT THE RATE OF 20 CUTS PER DAY, HE SHOULD BE SPENDING A MINIMUM OF #500 PER THREE DAYS TO BUY FUEL, THAT IS TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION HE IS USING "i better pass my neighbor" THAT MEAS FOR 30 DAYS HE SPENDS #5000 on FUEL AND #1000 FOR SERVICING THAT IS #6000

HE WOULD PAY NEPA BILL #4000 AT THE END OF THE MONTH AND SHOP RENT WHICH SHOULD BE #4000 PER MONTH WITH OTHER GOVERNMENT LEVY #1000...ALL TOTALS #8000..

THIS ALL TOTALS TO #30,000.....THIS IS AT OPTIMUM RATE...WITH ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE..
180,000-30,000=#150,000

A BANKERS MINIMUM SALARY IN NIGERIA IS #200,000. A BANKER HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLIMB THE COOPERATE LADDER AND BE A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO WIFE AND KIDS....BUT AM SORRY TO SAY 80% OF BARBERS ARE NOT.

Bro, calm down. Everybody has expenses, even the typical Banker. Some of them spend heavily on their suits and sleeves. Of course tht is their own tool for working too. Miscellaneous must come in.
Let me quickly say that no bank in Nigeria pays N200k for Entry level staff. They don't pay up to that oohhhhh. Except you are Head of Operations or so. And I doubt if the pay is still up to tht too. Yes, you can grow to earn even more than that, but u can also be fired at anytime. Don't forget that.
Where I cut my hair, the guy is good. Whenever I want to cut my hair I call him to book ahead or else I won't get space when I get there. He's that good. He has other barbers in his shop too, I don't know how he pays them. Maybe there's a commission on each haircut. But I know most of his customers wait on him to cut them personally because he's GOOD.
He drives a nice car, and he's very comfortable.
His price is N300, but sometimes I pay N500 when I'm impressed with my new looks. Some others even pay as much as 1k when they're impressed with his work.
Now, I can confidently tell u tht tht guy earns much more than an average Banker! That guy has no boss. He's not scared of getting sacked. He can leave his shop at any time to attend to any other issue, afterall he has other barbers there in his shop, and his loyal customers call him on phone when they need him.
That's that.
I have another one in my street. This one cuts for N200. He's good too. Although he didn't invest much in his shop outfit. The way people throng this guy's shop ehn. I mean, on a daily basis. He has boys too. The only problem with the one on my street is tht he has this abroad mentality. If tht guy is focused, and can save, he'll obviously earn more than the Banker.
Bro, no Barber gets less than 20 customers a day. I mean 9am to 9pm. Think am na. Except the Barber is not good, or he's never in the shop.
If you do the maths, u'll see tht they earn almost same with an average Banker, if not more.
Talking about getting the money in bulk sum, most of these barbers are into different contributions. Some pay thrift collectors daily. So at the end of the month they have their lump sums intact.
Well, I don't know how else to explain this sha, but just know tht entrepreneurship rules. And whatever u do, be good at it.

ubcandid:



HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

My dear, it's true. Barbers earn more. I mean, good Barbers.
Imagine u charge, say N200, per haircut. And u cut 20 persons per day. That's like 4k per day. Do the maths.
Now, also note that some Barbers charge more than N200 per haircut, and most Barbers cut more than 20 persons daily. Imagine 9am to 9pm, my dear they cut more than 20 persons, and during weekends, it's the bomb. Just do the maths.
How much Banker dey earn? Who Banker help?
The problem is tht most of these Barbers don't place themselves on salaries, and they don't prioritize . They drink and smoke off their income and womanize too. Some of them sha.