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As Cooking gas is becoming outrageously high all over the country. Here is the current Gasland Ibadan prices.

They gave you the Zero bill, because of no light, and they can't close the account just like that.
They gave it to you as a reminder for your outstanding bills.

GrabHisBalls:
Where is that jobless first lady Isha Buhari when you need her voice? If it's about Pastor Biodu, the idiot will have a voice. Will she tell me she's not been seeing news of this inhuman act by the police?

They could kill themselves for all I care.

Her data has finished.

It is now an everyday thing around Dugbe Cocoa House along the gates of Central Bank of Nigeria Ibadan, to rob people of their valuables. These sets of hoodlums, will leave the Central bank before them, and focus on innocent civilians going for their daily routine.

An Incident happened this morning, around the said axis, these gangsters molest and Rob individuals coming home from their Night shift.
Abeg Rob CBN and face the military, if you survived, you are MADE. If you die, you DIE. we have suffered enough in this country, someone cannot come home from work again.

Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo defends himself as he speaks

None of You have congratulated the MAN that performed the action. KUDOS TO THE MAN JOOR

These are powerful lessons we learn from Mother Hen.

On the 24th of December, I paid for online booking of IBADAN TO ABA 11500naria, On arrival for departure on 25th, they are collecting 9000.
The Receptionist told me that I have lost the money. I even met the manager who affirmed the same,
PLEASE STOP PAYING FOR PEACE MASS TRANSIT ONLINE, IF NOT YOU WILL LOOSE YOUR MONEY.

Samsung Galaxy S10 could be the world’s first smartphone with 12GB RAM and 1 Terabyte internal memory.

A lot of leaks about the upcoming Galaxy S10 built and features are already making rounds on the internet, with the latest one talking about the RAM and local storage of the flagship device. Citing GF Securities (Hong Kong), IT Home says that Samsung could launch a variant of the Galaxy S10 with a 12GB RAM and 1TB onboard storage. This could be the 5G version of the Galaxy S10 that was recently reported as the 10th-anniversary model by the South Korean company.

The 5G version is said to be internally called "Beyond X" and is planned to debut with a massive, 6.7-inch display. It is also speculated to come with as many as six cameras (3 rear, 2 front) in total.

Samsung could formally launch the Galaxy S10 top-end model alongside the other three models at an event in February next year. However, the 5G variant is likely to come sometime after the public debut of 5G networks. To recall, Samsung is said to launch several variants of the Galaxy S10 next year, from a more affordable option to the absolute top-end 5G variant. Each variant is said to feature a different number of cameras on offer.

Here in Nigeria, we are still struggling with 3G and 4G, Samsung the Major General Commandant of Smartphones is launching 5G. Airtel and Glo na your hand we dey.

Due to trending job hunt in our dear country. Scammers are now using genuine forum to invite people for SCAM CLASS.
I received a mail from the Young African Leaders Initiative(Yali) which said:

#YouthDecide2019 invites you to be part of its Press Conference/Symposium designed to initiate conversations on how young Nigerians can influence the emergence of credible Leadership, by leveraging and building on the principles of #YALIVotes.

At the event you will have the opportunity to view the streaming of the YALI Network Online Course, "Understanding Elections and Civic Responsibility." The Event will be very interactive with opportunities to engage with other young leaders and media outfits present.

The speakers list for the plenary Session include:

Mrs Dolapo Dosunmu, Director, National Orientation Agency (NOA), Oyo State
Mr Feyisade Charles Adeyemi, Lecturer, Civic Education, Elizade University, Ilara-Mokin
The Event is slated to hold this Saturday, 24th November, by 10am at the Science Lecture Theatre, Faculty of Social Science, University of Ibadan. The Event is entirely free. For More information, call Alabi: 08066368785.

Sincerely,


On getting to the said venue, we observed that the so called Mr Alabi hacked the mailing list of YALI OYO STATE MEMBERS. The special speakers are not even away of the program, one of them was not even in the country as we confirmed.
It was later gathered that the man was a scam trying to steal with the name of YALI.
Don't trust every mail. Be careful enough to examine every invite before going.

FOR THE LADIES,

During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.

You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.

Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:

1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.

2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.

3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.

At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.

The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!

At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”

What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married. They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.

This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines.

Those days love letter, children of today, are using face me I face me pattern, whatsapp, etc.

for Russia wetin fall, even ant no fly, who is fooling who in this country