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My ex-girlfriend always feels comfortable farting in my presence, and when i pretend it's smelling she will tell me it's because I'm giving her better food/thing, and we will laugh over it. Lol. missed that crazy gurl real baddddddd.


My dad like farting in front of my mum and every member of the family, lol.
And when u complain he will ask you to go build your own house.

He even said to all of us that whenever he farts, we should all stand and salute him with "Mazi oooo"

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Where was he "missionarying" to? [/color]

To Obioma ngwa junction

A nairaland and his first missionary journey

Krisgift: Chai!We ladies don suffer,na woman una dey use car parts dey qualify?smh...

BUT CHECK AM NA

sexxxxy: U men are funny

What if she's made a personal vow to God not to indulge in pre marital sex again ?

So cos she's not a virgin..she should indulge in it with every dick n Harry she meets?

Losing her virginity gives men the right to now f**k her because she's lost the right?

Don't ppl change?

To be honest, the reason most women go celibate is too sniff out Losers like the ones on this thread!

*drops the mic*

NO DEAR,
DON'T DROP THE MIC, KEEP RAPPING

Some people's English here can cause earthquake in afghanistan
Jim U stole your show, nice one. Haters gonna still talk

People are hating, while she is moving higher and higher
CONGRATS MY BABY DREAM GURLFRIEND, I WISH TO HAVE U ONE DAY. SERIOUS

VANITY UPON VANITY,

OBIARA IJE NWE ULA

Debroslink: Just read ur comment again... CR7 moved upwards in club career... Sporting Libson to Man utd to Madrid. He moved upward. But what about Messi, He made BARCA world's best. Barca was on the decline when Ronaldinho left, and d baton was passed to Messi. Messi is d reason 4 Barca to being d world's best for d past 5 years. Now be a rational thinking fellow, and tell me, would u want to leave d top and move downwwards in life just because u wana prove that u are d world's best?

Hypocrite, why not tell that to Santiago Bernabeu, Van Basten, Xavi, Iniesta, Giggs, Scholes, Maldini, Terry, Kompany, Buffon, Casillas, Puyol, Totti, Batistuta,e.t.c. According to your assertion, they are not legend right? SMH 4 u.

Thats why they've been legends only in their respective leagues, and not in europe.
How many of them have won the european award.

Messi should try elsewhere. I could remember a commentator saying if this Ronaldo play for barcelona he will score 100 league goals. And that is fact.

hotwax: Everybody hates him cuz he is a show stopper.

Sowi, who is a show stopper? he is just a rascal mudafuka

i hate cheshit and barcelona
I hate that mudafuka David luis and all barcelona players except Iniesta

This is South Africa, it's common here. They even smoke with their school uniform on. U see them in every street hugging, romancing, kissing and smoking. And if u dare try to correct them, they will ring the police and get u arrested.

My mum always hail me as non bed-wetter

Genni looks much better and the boobs are still intact. others bu ALA DARA ADA ADAGO

SO YOU GUYS WANT TO TELL ME THAT THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE AND ONITSHA HEAD BRIDGE STARTED VIBRATING AT THE SAME TIME?
THE NEXT THING OUR AIRPORTS WILL START VIBRATING

looks cool and beautiful

SWEERY YES OF COURSE, I WILL RATHER FIND A BETTER PERSON

Bleep U: NO JOKE- you can't spell gorgeous!

U ARE WEEKEED

looking at 2baba's eyes, him don smoke weed before taking the pix.

wonlasewonimi: Ronaldo would be offside if Mesut shoots the ball and he(ronaldo) is not in line with Vidic and Rio.

LMAO, U BE WITCH? HOW U TAKE KNOW THE ANSWER ?
NAIRALANDERS NO FIT KILL PERSON.

Baba even said he doesnt know his age
so it' s guess work.

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST AND MOST POWERFUL LEADER NIGERIA EVER HAD.
THE OBLY MAN WHO CAN DISMANTLE, DISQUALIFY AND DISPOSITION HIS OPPOSITIONS

BABA WHERE DA PARTY AT?

They look like rubber to me

Genny make up is not gud on you at your age.

This is not the match
there was no blue colour/background in that match
cos i was there life. I mean this is not the AFCON final

They should just focus on putting the roads in order.
traffic lights are more important and mostly needed
Naija is still too far from the rest of the world

Super Eagles i hail thee

we can't run away from it, I love being a man though
If u want to escape it, stay single.

It's lovely being a man (Freedom)

I will be celebrating mine in durban beach here in SA,

SCHEDULES:
AFTER CHURCH
COOK AND EAT
SLEEP
ZOOM OFF TO DURBAN
PATROL AROUND
STRAIGHT TO BEACH

but seriously this is incomplete without "DENONY"

Please poster go back and re-select

there is nothing hot here, she is ugly and badly shapped